tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6218371937671599251.post3624760833997291979..comments2023-02-20T08:15:27.316+00:00Comments on Jill's World: Bougainvillea, ballet and dolphinsJillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15373188929595748773noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6218371937671599251.post-15589384798283650702013-08-13T03:41:35.334+01:002013-08-13T03:41:35.334+01:00Okay, Jill, so banging giant squids is off the tab...Okay, Jill, so banging giant squids is off the table. One understands. <br /><br />But you could at least make a ballet number to this. [It doesn't follow, but I had to work it in somehow.]<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pfpiqAA4w78<br /><br />Not your usual Pachelbel's Canon, esp at 2:50.<br /><br />100 bucks...no, make that 150, I'm that confident---says you can't sit still once Eileen gets her bow cooking.Stunning Ignorancehttp://lastcallitsclosingtimeatyahoo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6218371937671599251.post-60023405511452126892013-08-12T19:47:47.619+01:002013-08-12T19:47:47.619+01:00Hi ZA, Welcome to my world!Hi ZA, Welcome to my world!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15373188929595748773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6218371937671599251.post-34914917064229878642013-08-12T19:40:21.029+01:002013-08-12T19:40:21.029+01:00In all my years I have never been jealous of a per...In all my years I have never been jealous of a person, I have lived very, very well, but now I am!zentai_addictedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07012920734599000859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6218371937671599251.post-47943662355787908282013-08-12T19:02:03.151+01:002013-08-12T19:02:03.151+01:00Hi Stunning,
>I got fifty bucks says she won&#...Hi Stunning,<br /><br />>I got fifty bucks says she won't tackle a giant squid<br /><br />Actually, I have dived with a large octopus in a private aquarium when I was back east, before I moved to Vegas and my suit was really cut up. I wrote about it when I was blogging on Yahoo more than 5 years ago now. <br /><br />I won’t take your bet on diving with a giant squid as it has too many arms, teeth in the suckers and a razor sharp beak that I wouldn’t be able to get away from. So no dive gear would protect me from having it shredded and my mask pulled off. I’m adventuresome, but not suicidal. <br />Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15373188929595748773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6218371937671599251.post-86093262970715275022013-08-12T08:58:39.783+01:002013-08-12T08:58:39.783+01:00I very much appreciate your diagnosis and advice, ...I very much appreciate your diagnosis and advice, Doc Brenda! You are GOOD.<br /><br />Story telling---again and again and again---to relive in a safe environment with guys who feel the same way, and eventually to assimilate experiences and become desensitized---has been a staple of the group. I know, as you know far better than I, what often happens without that.<br /><br />I realize that no one asked, but, given your kind concern, let me say that I no longer feel any panic, reach for weapons that aren't there, have night- or day-mares, or even feel compelled to talk. <br /><br />I'm at the point of studying and learning what IT was all about. It belongs to me; I no longer belong to it.<br /><br />I'm just a regular guy--he says, blowing a double shot of Jack Daniels through the nose while slaughtering paper dolls with a machete. That hatred of clowns? Well, every one should hate clowns.<br /><br />At any rate, my point (at least I believe that was my point) was to suggest that Our Jill has the qualities of the best of the BEST and the baddest of the BAD--as in Leroy Brown bad, when provoked.<br /><br />I don't suppose you'd write me a prescription for phenobarb? Kidding.<br /><br />Returning to Jill's World, I got fifty bucks says she won't tackle a giant squid.<br /><br /><br />Stunning Ignorancehttp://lastcallitsclosintimeatyahoo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6218371937671599251.post-59488845312969091272013-08-11T23:06:36.536+01:002013-08-11T23:06:36.536+01:00The last time you reported dolphin love, the inter...The last time you reported dolphin love, the internet had some secrets. There is a book on the market by a bloke who wrote about his nine month sexual relationship with a female dolphin. Always in shallow water and always on her side. She evidently had an incredible grip.<br /><br />Others (some of the sites I visited were far out) all recommended picking smaller animals, as you have, shallow water, which you have not, and having an escape, Have you? More importantly I took a veterinary professor to dinner to talk about some of the stuff I had found. One of her classmates is the lead vet at a dolphin training facility in Southern Europe. I am glad we had privacy for that conversation. She does not allow any women in the water whilst menstrual. No one has documented how dolphins react to human periods but they are very sensitive to the smells of female dolphins and are much more likely to get revved when the females are ovulating. We human women, however, do not experience estrus and our identifying odors would come whilst menstruating. Dolphins, as humans and other higher order apes, do engage in recreational sex as well as procreational sex and frequently masturbate. The latter is usually same sex.<br /><br />The dolphin trainers do often masturbate their animals. Mostly human women bringing off male dolphins although masturbating the female dolphins seems quite easy as their clitoris is quite touchable through the slit. The slit shows on both males and females and erection in the males is mostly the slit opening and the prehensile penis emerging rather than enlarging as with ballet dancers.<br /><br />I do hope you are careful - the girls, too - and it would be interesting if one your male wards would attempt to seduce a female.<br /><br />A note to Stunning: Perseveration is only one of the symptoms of PTSD. I suspect you have others. Please seek some help at a Veteran's Centre or wherever.Brendahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02427550172425976463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6218371937671599251.post-11220506754285105082013-08-11T05:53:46.515+01:002013-08-11T05:53:46.515+01:00Hi Stunning, welcome back! I
will admit to being...Hi Stunning, welcome back! I <br /><br />will admit to being adventuresome and detail oriented... However, I'm certain that my wanting to fuck a dolphin can not realistically be compared with the bravery and sacrifices our best warriors make in defense of our country. Even so, I think you paid me a huge complement and if that was your intention I thank you for it!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15373188929595748773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6218371937671599251.post-64862538364854521862013-08-11T05:20:24.685+01:002013-08-11T05:20:24.685+01:00Hi, Jill,
There are three adaptations to combat—-...Hi, Jill,<br /><br />There are three adaptations to combat—-three kinds of soldiers. I mean, once you realize you’re not in Kansas, anymore. One second, you’re talking to a farm boy from Nebraska, and the next second chunks of him are in your eyes and mouth, you’re blinded by smoke and flash, and bullets are snapping through the trees. Now what?<br /><br />Some guys panic, and stay that way. They’re considered cowards, but that’s not exactly right. Whatever part of the brain chooses fight or flight is simply, for them, programmed for flight. They run until they are killed, or they go mad.<br /><br />Most guys---grunts---take it day by day, knowing that their number could be up any time. They count the days, think of the girls at home, do the job well (enough), and get through it with drugs and comradeship. Pretty much like most people, anywhere.<br /><br />And then there’s the third---the rare---breed. These guys have no fear. They’re not in it for---nor do they bolster themselves with swill about---God, country, family, and freedom. They’re in it for the hunt. It’s not that they enjoy killing. It’s just the only game in town, and they are exceptionally talented, intelligent, and inventive. They’ve learned to treat and to channel what otherwise would be fear into mastery of danger. Their weapons are not merely tools. They are extensions of the self, and are treated lovingly. They can be quite sociable, but at heart they are loners. They’ll even teach you their craft. But few ordinary grunts have what it takes to follow them all they way into the jungle, where they might be surprised by what they learn about themselves.<br /><br />I mean no disrespect (in fact, the point IS respect) when I suggested that you strike me as the third. Much (most?) of your life is a series of dangerous adventures (I mean, I’m not about to f%$# a lady dolphin, even if she does have a shapely tail.). In addition, your essays show attention to details of scene, and even details of your own body, that is found only in the third warrior, who is aware of every movement around him. Well, that was weird.<br />Stunning Ignorancehttp://lastcallitsclosintimeatyahoo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6218371937671599251.post-52819835308000403332013-08-10T18:12:43.573+01:002013-08-10T18:12:43.573+01:00Hi john, welcome! No the zippers and twist fastene...Hi john, welcome! No the zippers and twist fasteners on my beavertail aren't corroding. I'm not a metallurgist, but I understand there are a number of brass and bronze alloys that won't corrode in seawater. I suppose the makers of my jacket knew what they were doing and used hardware made from one of those.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15373188929595748773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6218371937671599251.post-18716447948920541352013-08-10T14:45:00.236+01:002013-08-10T14:45:00.236+01:00Jill: regarding your vintage beavertail jacket, do...Jill: regarding your vintage beavertail jacket, doesn't seawater corrode the fasteners?<br /><br />JohnAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6218371937671599251.post-60384893774561704752013-08-09T03:05:05.772+01:002013-08-09T03:05:05.772+01:00Esther:
I must disagree with your last assessment...Esther:<br /><br />I must disagree with your last assessment. When I was with my ex, I tried to meet her needs during foreplay, though I might have had a little too much suction on my kisses, but I revved her engines before I went pedal to the metal.<br /><br />Jill:<br /><br />It seems you are getting very busy out there. What else have you done while in VG?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6218371937671599251.post-28708184518074943082013-08-09T00:39:48.163+01:002013-08-09T00:39:48.163+01:00Good golly, I envy you, Woman!
The bougainvillea ...Good golly, I envy you, Woman!<br /><br />The bougainvillea alone makes the spot a heaven.<br /><br />Can't say I've bedded, or even swum (swam? Okay, been in the ocean) with a dolphin. Been nipped in the nethers by a cheeky Mallard, though. I could tell he was up to no good when he winked at me through his sunglasses and then dived.<br /><br />"My cove is such an exciting place!"<br /><br />Yes, for more than one species (!), but I would respectfully advise you NOT even to consider Brahma bulls. Dear Jill, their foreplay displays NO consideration for a woman's needs, and they never call you next day. [Hmmm. Zactly like my men.]Queen Estherhttp://estherqueenofpersiaatyahoo.comnoreply@blogger.com