Christmas, Boxing Day and Hula Beads Vibrators

A LELO wireless controlled HULA-BEADS vibrator and control unit

Christmas at Blackthorn Castle: Christmas went very well, the weather was cool and mostly dry, with everyone getting what they most wanted as gifts: lingerie and perfume for the ladies and leather goods, Laddie Caddies and wallets for the gentlemen. The ladies also got vaginal training toys, but more about that below. We all are appreciating the time to relax with amiable male companions. And the results of the weekly pregnancy tests were all negative so we are good to go. Not that there was any doubt as my wards all have copper bead GyneFix IUDs implanted, except possibly for me as I was fertile the week before Christmas and of course wearing a latex flat spring diaphragm and “belly jelly” – spermicide - for Tim my latex fetishist boyfriend.

Mrs. Bridges, the castle’s head cook, outdid herself for the Christmas meal with roast turkey, chestnut dressing, candied yams, string beans, mince pie, coffee, tea and potent Sloe brandy from the Barony’s own Blackthorn bushes.  

Boxing Day: December 26 was wonderfully sunny up until about 1:00 PM, but that was time enough for my Chamberlain and me to distribute the traditional gifts (boxes) to the Barony’s faithful and efficient staff and tradesmen. 

Etymology, from Wikipedia: “There are competing theories for the origins of the term, Boxing Day, none of which is definitive. The Oxford English Dictionary gives the earliest attestations from Britain in the 1830s, defining it as "the first week-day after Christmas-day, observed as a holiday on which post-men, errand-boys, and servants of various kinds expect to receive a Christmas-box".

The term "Christmas-box" dates back to the 17th century, and among other things meant

A present or gratuity given at Christmas: in Great Britain, usually confined to gratuities given to those who are supposed to have a vague claim upon the donor for services rendered to him as one of the general public by whom they are employed and paid, or as a customer of their legal employer; the undefined theory being that as they have done offices for this person, for which he has not directly paid them, some direct acknowledgement is becoming at Christmas 

In Britain, it was a custom for tradespeople to collect "Christmas boxes" of money or presents on the first weekday after Christmas as thanks for good service throughout the year] This is mentioned in Samuel Pepys' diary entry for 19 December 1663. This custom is linked to an older British tradition: since they would have to wait on their masters on Christmas Day, the servants of the wealthy were allowed the next day to visit their families. The employers would give each servant a box to take home containing gifts, bonuses and sometimes leftover food.

The European tradition, which has long included giving money and other gifts to those who were needy and in service positions, has been dated to the Middle Ages, but the exact origin is unknown. It is believed to be in reference to the Alms Box placed in areas of worship to collect donations to the poor. Also, it may come from a custom in the late Roman/early Christian era, wherein metal boxes placed outside churches were used to collect special offerings tied to the Feast of Saint Stephen, which in the Western Church falls on the same day as Boxing Day.

In modern times, it has taken on the meaning of boxing up unwanted Christmas gifts and returning them to the shop”.

The Twelve Days of Christmas: The pageant, begun on Christmas morning with the presentation of a partridge in a pear tree, continues successfully and has advanced to day five (Thursday Dec 29^th) with the presentation of the five gold rings. The presentation for today (Friday December 30^th), the six geese a laying will be made later this morning. The weather forecast continues to be cloudy and dry which is good for the performers traveling back and forth from the village.

Wireless vibrators for Christmas: I got my wards, Bea, The Dryads (Bryony and Claire), and Willow and myself wireless controlled waterproof vaginal vibis (LELO Hula Beads) for Christmas. I had an ulterior motive as I wanted to test our powers of concentration and having a vaginal vibrator working inside you while trying to hold a développé en pointe is about as difficult as it gets. Returning readers will recall that my wards and I all wear hard shanked Gaynor Minden pointes with sueded tips as play shoes as they provide the best toe protection and support.   

We all have been wearing our Gaynor Mindens and Hula Beads for barre and pointe classes. The vibi is about 3.8 inches long and 1.5 inches in diameter at the large end so it fits very nicely behind the pubic bone in women who have a typical – pronounced - post-pubic vault. The anterior end pressing against the back of the pubic bone lessens the likelihood women with well-toned vaginal muscles might expel the vibi during orgiastic contractions.  The removal loop can be tucked inside out of the way. As when using all vaginal toys, we emptied our bladders before inserting the Hula Beads and turning them on. We initially set all the control units to low and left the them in our dancebags during barre and pointe class. The wireless range is about 30 feet and we placed our dancebags around the walls of the studio so none of us would be out of range even during center work. The device has a rechargeable lithium ion battery with a user time of about 1.5 hours and a recharge time of about 2 hours. Wireless Hula Beads make an awesome mental concentration training aid especially for Dominants who want to up our game besting physical diversions while training.

I was pleased to see that my wards who had been training with me the longest, Bea and Willow, and I were able to hold a développé en pointe for 20 seconds or more with the vibi set at medium w/o even an ankle wobble. Bryony and Claire could hold a solid développé en pointe on low. Coming down off a développé test like that and opening the mind to one’s sexual arousal almost always results in an immediate and powerful orgasm so we wind up boneless lying on the floor while we gasp, moan and shudder as waves of ecstasy wash over us or hold on tight to a barre if one is handy and try not to collapse while the orgasm flings us into ecstasy. None of us could hold a développé en pointe with the vibi on high. So, that gives those of us who enjoy that sort of challenge something to strive for.   

A caution to readers who might be inclined to try what I described above. A woman who doesn’t have the mental ability to compartmentalize can easily be brought to orgasm by vibrating Hula Beads while en pointe and suddenly go boneless, fall off pointe and break or badly sprain an ankle.

There is also a hygienic downside to training with an operating vibrating dildo inserted. Even with superior mental compartmentalization ability the wearer becomes fully aroused and for most women not on hormonal contraceptives her natural arousal lubricant gets her very, very wet! Most convertible foot tights don’t have an absorbent cotton crotch gusset and wearing even a thin menstrual pad to absorb the arousal lube draining out during class ruins the line of a hairless mons pubis. So, for now my circle and I are wearing sheer leggings with thick cotton crotch gussets to absorb our vaginal drainage during ballet classes. I have not yet tried wearing Hula Beads while menstrual with a latex flat spring diaphragm inserted for flow control.

Hot Shot under-thrust training, a reader’s query, Halloween

Six ml of fresh human ejaculate containing hundreds of millions of sperm

Training partners for Hot Shots: Since my wards all have GyneFix IUDs implanted they are very safe to work with the most potent of our escort trainees. And the guys like having them in rotation since they train with Ben Wa balls so are tighter than most of their other training partners. Personally I like training with the class IV sperm producers (the “Hot Shots”) because even at 42 I still have about a 25% chance of getting preggers on the most fertile day of my cycle if my cervical barrier leaks so it gives me an added frisson of suspense and delight to check the next day and find no semen inside the dome of my barrier. Today there was no chance of any of them getting me pregnant since I’m CD3 and bleeding heavily. The trainees like having me as a partner not only because I have one of the tighter grips, but because they think with my using  belly jelly (spermicide)  and a cervical barrier they stand a better chance of getting me preggers than any of the girls on hormones or a copper IUD. And there is a rather large pool; the odds are currently 70/30 against, waiting for the trainee who can cause me to conceive. Competition seems to make the men more ardent with me. All I have to worry about now is someone sabotaging my contraceptive supplies.

Under-thrusting the Reflexions: I know I’ve said that under-thrusting a latex Reflexions flat spring diaphragm is very difficult and it is for the typical male partner. But even if the Reflexions is correctly sized it can under-thrust by a skilled and determined partner using the proper technique. However, it will almost certainly be painful, briefly, for both partners and only masochists enjoy the training. None of our escorts has any trouble under-thrusting an All-Flex (arcing spring) or Milex Omniflex (coil spring) diaphragms typically provided to women in the U.S. and under-thrusting them is not usually painful. 

I’m teaching under-thrusting skills to the hot shots since Reflexions is a common rim style in the UK and Europe. As a trainer I always go into an intercourse training session with an empty bladder, but that’s particularly important when teaching under-thrusting while being penetrated from behind. In that position the rim is pulled further out from behind the pubic bone and into the post pubic vault when the vagina lengthens (tents) as the uterus and cervix are pulled up out of the way of a thrusting penis during arousal and by gravity when on hands and knees or bent over a table or barre. The object of the training is to have the man thrust at such a sharp angle that he drives his glans into the gap between the woman’s pubic bone and the anterior rim of her diaphragm. With her taken from behind his frenulum will be protected against the back of her pubic bone and the top of his glans against the anterior diaphragm rim as he pushes into her anterior vaginal wall and bladder to get under the rim and inside the dome. If he’s good that single brutal gasp and moan inducing thrust will be all he needs to breech his partner’s protection.

Wearing the Reflexions flat spring to let the hot shots try to under-thrust it is tiring and messy, but great fun! The guys love trying and some few even succeed! Those are the ones a woman using a flat spring diaphragm for protection needs to be wary of and the ones for whom we can charge the most for an encounter with a woman who likes to gambling on the effectiveness of her barrier protection while fertile. A surprising percentage of young European women who come to The Lorelei, Adolph’s spa for sexually active aristocratic women, have just that fantasy and think their barriers are impregnable. With guests staying at least three weeks and booking a Hot Shot as her companion (the most popular package) the price of a vacuum aspiration is included in the package. About 15% of the women under 35 who book that package have a vacuum aspiration before leaving and some leave pregnant after proposing marriage to their escorts. 

A frequent reader comments: I’ve had a frequent reader mention privately that my frequency of posting has declined and it has. He mentioned too that I’m rarely on Yahoo Messenger. I think it would be more correct to say that I’m almost never on YM any more as I don’t have the time and I don’t like Facebook or Twitter. Google is pushing their blogging community toward Google+ which (right now as I understand the limitations) would mean that no one could read my blog unless they were also on Google+ so that sucks and is to be avoided if possible until Google+ will allow readers and commenters from other platforms to read Google+ blogs.

I have cut back on my posts as my training responsibilities have increased. I try to post to Jill’s World perhaps 2 to 4 times a week depending on my free time. Now with four sexually active girls to train in addition to my other responsibilities my time can be very limited, but I can write a few lines between training classes and eventually post an entry.

I do enjoy writing about my experiences with a wide range of men. I’ve been so fortunate to have been able to sample so many different lovers most of whom were well equipped for and skilled in the art of pleasing a woman, which can be a tricky to accomplish successfully, especially with me.

Halloween: My Company is performing my version of the ballet Dracula for Halloween at the casino high-roller venues. For Adolph’s Halloween party I’m thinking about pretending to have a miscarriage and spew blood and fetal tissue all over some unsuspecting male guest. I can stuff a breakaway-bag of artificial blood and tissue bits up behind my pubic bone (it feels rather like I’m being fisted except its soft) and I can walk around and even stand en pointe if the bag is strong enough not to burst when my muscles contract as I walk around or dance on my toes.

I had thought about using the contents of a vacuum aspiration bottle immediately after an abortion, but decided against it primarily because I can’t know ahead of time if the patient was free of STIs and other blood born infections and if not refrigerated or used immediately the smell and risk of having foreign decomposing blood and tissue inside me wasn’t worth using real aborted tissue.