Pussy packing: Too much of a good thing

OMG! Where am I going to put all that? I can’t take it all!

The photo: A silicone enhanced training associate finds she is to be mounted by an exceptionally well endowed escort candidate. We often use college girls as training associates to work with our male escort trainees. The girls get a good hourly wage, but no benefits. However, they do get to meet a lot of interesting and talented men. The girl’s maternity and abortion coverage is through their student health or parent’s insurance policies.

Too much of a good thing: Physically women can take a man of superior girth far more comfortably than one of superior length since with length the cervix often gets in the way. Pirate’s stable of stallions is noted for some with amazing length and girth and as there is inevitable staff turnover we try to replace them with the same or better qualified men. It was Mae West who said “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful” However, it can take a tall girl with a long vagina or masochists like me and the women in my circle to take everything on offer from some very well endowed escorts with whom we train. Even though we are willing and enjoy a heightened level of pain there are limits which we have been taught to recognize. Working and playing within those limits we shouldn’t have a uterine prolapse with the ligaments stretched or torn and find one day the cervix is protruding from the vagina.

A great many massively hung men who come to us have experienced rejection by potential partners because they were actually hurt during penetration or were so afraid of being hurt they never allowed penetration to be attempted. So there is some psychological stroking of male egos as we teach well hung men to be gentle and use their equipment to delight their partners w/o damaging them. Note that I did not say not scare or hurt them, to an extent, both of which can turn an otherwise routine encounter into something truly special when the woman comes out the other side of a scary encounter exhausted, moaning in ecstasy and wanting more.

For me a massively hung man is a fun challenge and I enjoy helping train him to be a talented and considerate partner. I’m fortunate to have a deep posterior fornix and when I’m fertile I can comfortably take a 9 ½ inch man. When I’m to train with Mr. Big I give myself an enema first to make sure I have as much room as possible. The male’s psychological situation can be troubling if he has a temper and sadistic tendencies. I’ve been with awesome trainees who were marvelous in bed and then w/o warning something changed and they began to hurt me severely and wouldn’t stop. With one I had to shred his back with my nails and another kick him in the head with the platform of my pointe shoe. Fortunately we were in missionary at the time. If I was being taken from the rear against a barre or on my hands and knees when those men snapped my options would have been far more limited.

When escort candidates have that sort of problem they are dropped from the program. But there talent is not wasted. They are referred to another group who offers STI free brutal rape experiences for a price. Some of which can include hospitalization afterward (in Adolph’s private hospital) and none of which are reported to the authorities afterward. Returning readers know Adolph had to be involved in something that misogynistic, right? That’s one reason that the suites at The Lorelei are as thoroughly soundproofed as they are. You would be surprised at the number of women who come out here to purchase that sort of an encounter. With that sort of thing both partners undoubtedly have severe mental problems, but there is a niche market and it’s very profitable.

Screening Training Associate candidates: As you might imagine there is considerable interest in Training Associate positions from girls who have very high sex drives and an interest in hunky men. I’ve found that in agreement with a recent study that found women on hormonal birth control prefer less masculine men all of our training associates prefer ruggedly hunky men and none are on hormonal contraceptives. That’s not enough to confirm earlier findings, but highly suggestive that a woman’s natural hormones help her select more masculine partners. Most TAs have been fitted with copper IUDs and the rest use diaphragms. The diaphragm girls are in demand because a lot of the European women who frequent Adolph’s Spa, The Lorelei, wear diaphragms and book from Pirate’s stable of stallions so the men need to know how to please a woman who is wearing one.    

Physically we are looking for young women with deep vaginas, deep post-pubic vaults, tight vaginal muscle tone and a deep posterior fornix as well as being athletic or a dancer, having a great personality and beautiful. The pelvic exam comes first and separates the sheep from the goats and leaves us a smaller pool of talent for the rest of the screening.

Breast implants: Women with breast implants are accepted into our Training Assistant program. However, breast implants can be a mixed blessing. For flat chested women they can be a way to a more feminine figure while for the insecure they can be a sense of pride and status. The down side of implants is that many of them need to be replaced after about ten years and women who have elected to have very large implants often have back problems from their weight as they age. Then there is the possibility of leakage or bursting when the woman is hit in her breasts, which happens all too frequently for trainers, dancers and entertainers.

We turn away TA applicants who are:  

• On Depo Provera because of the increased possibility of broken bones due to bone density loss from using Depo over time.  
• Girls who are Anorexic as that also leads to bone density loss and an increased possibility of broken bones and.
• Women who have not had the full three shot series of the HPV vaccine, Gardasil, until they complete the 6 month series of injections.