I am not pregnant! I have a
Marina inserted!
The photo: an escort trainee from
another casino, who had Mirena, Levonorgestrel releasing, IUD inserted 2 years
ago finds she is pregnant at her recent weekly hCG test at my clinic after
being away on Christmas vacation for 4 weeks. Worse, it’s an ectopic pregnancy.
Up to half of pregnancies that occur with Mirena in place are ectopic and she
is going to need surgery to terminate the pregnancy and may lose her tube.
This photo of a lovely Scandinavian escort, Birgit, encased
in transparent and pink latex shows why my casino does not hire or train
escorts of either sex who have tats as the ink detracts from the natural line
of the body and this is particularly true for women who are prized for our
smooth unblemished skin. She would look out of place in a strapless gown, but
right at home in a tee, jeans and Doc Martens in a biker bar. I have nothing
against bikers, but they aren’t the market we are targeting with ballerina
quality escorts.
Contraceptive sabotage: We did
blood tests to try to determine why her Mirena failed. She hadn’t been on an
antibiotic, a common cause of hormonal birth control failure, and her Mirena was properly positioned.
However, when we checked the meds and supplements she is taking we found that
the pills in a nutritional supplement bottle had been switched. The correct
pills - to be taken once a week - had been switched with the emergency
contraceptive pill, ella (or ellaOne in Europe), a 30mg ulipristal acetate
tablet, that looks very similar to the one it replaced.
She thinks a boyfriend who is a pharmacist in Gothenburg
switched her pills with the EC pills as she began getting headaches at the
start of the 4 weeks she stayed at his place before breaking up with him
because he wanted her to move back to Sweden and have his babies. The ella
prescribing information (below) says there can be an interaction between
hormonal contraceptives and ella leading to the decrease in effectiveness of
hormonal contraceptives. The prescribing information says:
FERTILITY FOLLOWING USE: A rapid return of
fertility is likely following treatment with ella for emergency contraception;
therefore, routine contraception should be continued or initiated as soon as
possible following use of ella to ensure ongoing prevention of pregnancy. While there are no data about use of ella
with regular hormonal contraceptives, due to its high affinity binding to the
progesterone receptor, use of ella may reduce the contraceptive action of
regular hormonal methods. Therefore,
after use of ella, a reliable barrier method of contraception should be used
with subsequent acts of intercourse that occur in that same menstrual cycle.
The most common adverse reactions to ella (≥ 5%) in the
clinical trials were headache (18%), abdominal pain (12%), nausea (12%),
dysmenorrhea –menstrual pain (9%), fatigue (6%) and dizziness (5%).
Thinking back, the only noticeable side effect she experienced was headaches
and so she has probably been taking ella for the last 5 weeks. Her surgery will
be tomorrow.
I have to wonder about that guy. I've read in USA TODAY a month or so ago about how different supplements were advertised as one thing but actually had illegal drugs or other dangerous ingredients, and they were sold by so-called "doctors" with a criminal record. I hope this guy is not like those meatheads.
ReplyDeleteHi Eric, No, the substituted pills were really 30mg ulipristal acetate tablets and the drug showed up in her bloodstream.
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