“this catastrophic breach of security”

A TSA full body scan underway

From the Wall Street Journal.com, 1:54 PM PST: “President Barack Obama said a "catastrophic breach" of security led to the Christmas Day attempted bombing on a Detroit-bound airplane. "A systemic failure has occurred and I consider that totally unacceptable. There was a mix of human and systemic failure that contributed to this catastrophic breach of security," he said”

Flying while the country is on High alert: To minimize security delays is one of the reasons I have my own plane, ‘Limnaea’ the G550. I don’t get nearly the scrutiny and disruption that commercial passengers get. Of course it will cost the country a fortune, but everyone needs to go through an explosives residue sniffer and a full body scanner and there needs to be passenger profiling. ‘Flying while Muslim’ shouldn’t be a crime, but it is foolish to detail search 93 y/o nuns and let Muslim skate as though they are a protected class of passenger. Not all Muslim are terrorists, but almost all terrorists are Muslims, so it makes sense to profile and screen them very carefully and to hell with political correctness! It was depressing to hear the head of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, say after the Detroit attack that ‘the system worked’! She amended that comment later to say she meant after the attack! Sigh! I thought perhaps President Obama had put people who know what they are doing in key jobs. Now I’m beginning to wonder. It’s like saying the hinges on the barn door work really well after the horse was stolen. It’s great that they worked after the fact, but there is a very long list of red flags that should have alerted authorities to a problem with Abdul Farouk Abdulmutallab, in time to keep him off the plane starting with his father’s alerting the U.S Embassy in Nigeria and his purchasing a one way ticket with cash! What’s wrong with this picture? Can you spell STUPID boys and girls?

Full body scanners: Some people think full body scanners are intrusive. They plainly show: breast implants, IUDs, Implanon hormonal implants, the rims of diaphragms and the thick silicone domes of cervical caps and for guys they show penile implants so going through a scanner isn’t for people who want to hide intimate devices. Before I got Limnaea, if I was flying while menstrual the magnetometer always picked up the steel spring rim of my Milex Omniflex diaphragm I use for flow control. I’d just grin and tell the guy what was setting off the alarm. While he was wanding me I’d tell him I’d had sex just before coming to the airport and was still draining live sperm. He’d get the magnetic reading in my pelvis and his face would turn crimson and often by then he would have an erection. I love mind-fucking TSA screeners! The same thing would happen when a screener would search my carryon and come across the Ziploc with a selection of cervical barriers. The Milex and All-Flex rims would show up on the x-ray image and if the guy was new he would ask what he was looking at and I’d explain they were birth control devices and where they are worn. I think if we aren’t going to get rid of the Muslims with the chemical explosives in their shorts by profiling and increasing the size of the no-fly list we are going to have to get used to baring it all for the TSA screeners.

Contraception while fertile: I’m CD12 today (12-29-09) and have been fertile for three days. I should ovulate on 12/31. Touring Military hospitals while fertile is always a thrill, it happened on our last tour, two years ago as well. Because I could get preggers from sex with a wounded warrior it is a lot more fun for me than just doing some guy who hasn’t sacrificed in defense of our country. I like to give the guys a really good ride and depending on their condition I will ripple grip them if they can stand that much excitement. Ripple gripping a guy wearing a Naturalamb condom isn’t all that difficult I just have to hold the base of the condom with one hand to keep from pulling it off. I have to hold it myself because most guys end up gripping my thighs or buns and forget about keeping me from pulling the condom off. News about the strength of our vaginal grip (the velvet vice) got around – from the guys we ripple gripped - to the rest of the male patients and especially the women several of whom asked how they could increase the strength of their vaginal muscles.

But to get back to my contraception while on tour, I don’t do anything differently than I would normally, but since our military partners haven’t been thoroughly screened as I mentioned in an earlier post they are wearing Naturalamb so it is extremely unlikely that any of us could get pregnant from giving the guys a good time. I am wearing an Oves cap and put on a show for the fifteen or so guys I have on my schedule at each hospital (It’s a long day but it is so rewarding to see the happiness I provide) to let them see what I use and how I insert it and then they can glove up and feel my cervix with the Oves sucking on it if they want. Several of my partners have said that they have never felt their wives or girlfriends cervix before. What works really well with a guy who has a problem getting an erection and who can’t use a performance enhancer, is to stroke his ego by telling him how potent he is and how afraid I am of getting pregnant by him. It’s surprising how some men who can’t perform otherwise get massive and steely hard erections and their plumbing works really well when they think the woman is afraid of them! Go figure!