An Immaculate Conception

A silicone Caya contoured contraceptive diaphragm

The photo: A Caya one-size-fits-most silicone diaphragm newly available (by prescription) in the U.S. as of June 2015. However Caya has been available on-line through contraceptive suppliers outside the U.S. for several years. The device is 75mm long (from the relief arch and removal dome at the anterior end on the right to the posterior rim on the left) and 67mm wide. The six bumps on the right end of the rim and a corresponding set on the opposite side are ‘grip dimples’ and provide gripping traction for fingers on the rim during compression for insertion.  Caya will fit women who take the four most commonly prescribed conventional diaphragm sizes; 65mm, 70mm, 75mm and 80mm and who have a pronounced (1 to 2 cm deep) post-pubic vault. Caya has a medium tension nylon spring that arcs downward when compressed to aid in slipping it under the cervix.

Snow White’s 18^th birthday: Some weeks ago shortly after my wards joined me in London for the summer one of the denizens of Belgrave Square a Life-peer noted for his promiscuity, wrecking marriages, breaking of female hearts and extravagant spending - who for this post I’ll call ‘Lord Woodie’ - gave a lavish birthday party for his lovely and privately schooled daughter (Tory Glory) who in his eyes could do no wrong. In real life however, while she loudly proclaimed her virginity she has had an amazingly wide variety of objects in her vagina with the exception of a penis. She is an infamous tease letting men have their way with her up to the moment before penile penetration when she says no, which has caused no end of male fury and frustration. She has worked her way through a lot of men who have gotten blue-balls playing with her one time too often. She is constantly getting her friends in trouble while managing to escape censure herself to the extent that she has gotten the nickname among her circle as ‘Teflon Tory’ since nothing seems to stick to her. 

Tory who Bea had met in an up-market ballet class poached one of Bea’s male admirers who Bea has become very attached to. That sometimes happens, but Tory quickly goaded him into taking the blame for an auto accident which damaged several parked cars that occurred while she was driving after a few drinks at a friend’s party. It was hit-and-run and with all the security cams in London it didn’t take long for the police to find the car. She told her date she would have vaginal sex with him if he said he had been driving so he did and he was booked and released on bail. Of course the traffic cams were analyzed image by image and it soon became apparent that a woman was driving and her date’s fingerprints were nowhere on the driver’s side of the car. Unfortunately by that time the boy, the son of an Anglican vicar in Kent, had attempted suicide overdosing on a bottle of his mother’s tranquilizers. The boy will probably be ok, but he has been admitted to a locked ward in a hospital until his depression can be brought under control. It appears that Tory’s father has bought off the owners of the damaged cars and all charges have been dropped so Teflon Tory skated again. This greatly upset Bea as she really likes the boy and wanted to see some accountability from Tory.

Cue Maleficent: Bea felt Tory had gotten away with far too much so she though of a way to get back at her by ruining her relationship with her father. With fake ID she slipped into the birthday party caterer’s staff as a server. It was an avenue of access available only because the staff was required to all be female escorts dressed in latex catsuits with full hoods, spider-gags, ballet-boots and a recent clean full panel STI test since her father - who had his female personal assistant make the arrangements - is a known latex, ballet-boots and spider-gag fetishist and never misses an opportunity to have sex with the waitstaff at his parties. It is a situation that Tory frequently talked and joked about calling the waitstaff her father’s ‘personal trainers’ helping keep his stamina up.

Lord W and the condom: While the Lord is known for slaking his sexual desire with a great many women he is very careful that his partners are free of STIs and are on effective forms of birth control and he always uses condoms. To disguise herself Bea filled out her employment questionnaire saying that she used a contraceptive diaphragm as birth control and wore a Caya diaphragm with spermicide in the dome to conceal the fact that she has a GyneFix copper bead IUD implanted. After the party was well underway and there was a lull in table service Lord Woodie singled out three of the waitstaff to have his way with in Tory’s ballet studio while the sit-down meal was underway in the large dining room in the main wing of the house. One of the girls was Bea who knew she was his type with a small, well proportioned, hard body and had made sure she acted provocatively by ostentatiously checking that the pull of her relief zipper was snug in its keeper and running her fingers languidly over the zipper seam stretched over her mons pubis then bending over showing him her tight latex sheathed buns while pretending to adjust the tongues of her ballet-boots when she knew he was looking at her.

His Lordship had one of the maids from his personal staff come and get the girls in their turn and Bea was number two. When she arrived in the ballet studio which she says she thought of as an encounter salle she found him waiting for her in a fleece sweat, nylon wind pants and black leather ballet slippers and asked her to perform a ten minute warm-up barre routine to music from Swan Lake while he exercised with her. Even though the studio was cool in a latex catsuit, hood and ballet-boots she was sweating profusely when she was through and could feel the sweat draining down her thighs and soaking the socks and toe pads in her boots. She said she was grateful that she was wearing a spider-gag rather than a ball-gag which would have made it very difficult to breathe during her barre routine and during penetrative sex. Bea has had very little experience with sex while gagged so I had worked with her making sure the spider gag fit well as they aren’t nearly as difficult to wear when properly fitted as they appear to be.  His Lordship had wanted to see her perform développés and splits to test her flexibility and strength and Bea said she was afraid the latex of her suit would tear and that she would be unable to perform a développé while in ballet-boots, but since I had insisted she learn how and to practice it she was thankful I had insisted. She performed the barre flawlessly and the seams of her £450 catsuit held so it was well worth the price.

After their barre he had her pull down the nylon wind pants he wore and as he kicked them out of the way she saw he was commando, already erect and dripping clear pre-ejaculate. He handed her a blue foil packet containing a Kimono MicroThin Condom. She opened it and rolled the 0.044 mm thick latex sheath on to his erection while he tugged the pull of her relief zipper out of its keeper and began to slowly open the waterproof zipper. It was then that he found how aroused she was as her natural arousal lube flowed over his fingers and dripped onto the floor between her legs. Things picked up speed from there with him turning Bea to face the barre and ordered her to bend at the waist and grip the barre with both hands and when she had he spread her engorged and slippery labia with one hand while positioning the tip of his erection at the entrance to her vagina with the other.

Penetration: Once in place and w/o warning with a single powerful stroke she said he plunged his full length into her, his glans glancing off her cervix stretching the cervical cup of her Caya as he pushed the silicone into her anterior fornix. She gasped and shuddered in ecstasy as the removal dome of her Caya was rubbed against her G-spot while she automatically tried to rise taller in her boots to get away from his thrusts - impossible to do - as he repeatedly bottomed out with the latex of his MicroThin and the silicone of the cervical cup pushed to the limit of her anterior fornix with her gasping and moaning in delight. She said she tried to hold back to prevent reaching a screaming orgasm and gripping him so tightly with her contractions that she would force his ejaculate to flow down around his shaft and float the condom off his erection. If that happened she might not have enough of his semen in the used condom for her purposes. Even so she was so tight he didn’t last four minutes before spewing his seed into the tip of his Kimono and then holding on to her hips while he regained his breath. He was still erect as he pulled out and stripped the condom off tied the end and turning her around shoved the condom through the ring-gag and into her mouth with the instruction to “Get rid of this cunt!”

Lady Fortune smiles on Bea: She quickly closed her relief zipper wiped their coitial discharge off her hands and the crotch of her catsuit with a baby wipe and kneeling wiped his still erect penis clean of it’s coat of semen. He thanked her and gave her a small medal with his crest on it as a token of his pleasure saying that she had marvelous pelvic skills. She curtsied to him before leaving the studio and headed for the female servants loo where she intended to freshen up before rejoining the rest of the waitstaff.  She opened the door of the loo to find Tory snorting a line of coke from a travel stash kept in a zipper pocket of her clutch. Apparently it was more potent than she was used to as she suddenly staggered, moaned, her eyes rolled up and she collapsed on a banquette, shuddered and passed out.

Never one to waste a crisis Bea realized there would never be a better opportunity so while Tory was unconscious she unzipped the relief zipper of her suit and pulled out the Caya which she was supposed to be wearing dry. However, what Bea found was that in addition to her arousal lube which she produced while flirting and being finger-fucked by her male guests the cervix cup contained a considerable quantity of her stretchy eggwhite fertile cervical mucus. Bea carefully pulled the condom out of her mouth and slitting the reservoir tip with her nails squeezed Tory’s father’s semen into the cervical cup of her Caya. Then compressing the rim and spreading her labia reinserted the sperm filled diaphragm back into Tory’s fertile vagina, closed her relief zipper and wiped off the tightly stretched latex over Tory’s mons pubs. Then she rinsed the used and now empty condom and opening her own relief zipper parted her labia and stuffed the condom up behind her pubic bone. She zipped up again, washed her hands and rejoined the waitstaff in time to help serve dessert.

Two weeks later Tory missed her period, but she had been under a lot of stress and her cycles aren’t all that regular anyway so she wasn’t concerned and kept going to ballet class. However, a week later she began feeling nauseous in the mornings; she tested for hCG and was positive so she was newly pregnant.   She had a serum pregnancy test at our clinic just to make certain and she was about six weeks along and immediately had a vacuum aspiration to rid herself of the reproducing tissue.  But her father was notified and he was furious and insisted on having the DNA of the fetus tested to identify the man she slept with. Imagine his shock to find that it had been his sperm that had impregnated her! He blustered and fumed had the tests run again by three different labs and they all came back with the same result. The news leaked as gossip and their friends can’t imagine how it could have happened unless his condom broke during an incestuous relationship. Tory will be traveling out of the country with an elderly female tutor for the next few months while her notoriety subsides.

Underwater conception

A sperm penetrating and fertilizing a human egg

The Photo: A microscopic view of a human egg being fertilized by high quality sperm. Look at the tails on those little swimmers!

The Lorelei’s underwater conception package:  Adolph’s luxury spa, The Lorelei, is offering dive conception packages and I’m helping with the sperm donor and the client’s preparation for insemination. The interest in underwater conception first caught the interest of the wealthy when female sports divers blogged about becoming preggers in training pools during unprotected sex with boyfriends. I’m guessing a substantial portion of those pregnancies occurred to push lovers toward marriage as no modern woman familiar with the value of birth control to female athletes could possibly ‘forget’ to properly use contraception if she intended to use it at all. Regardless of initial motivation dive conception has recently caught on with wealthy young adventuresome European women as a unique way to conceive and Adolph hopes to make The Lorelei a destination for planned underwater conceptions.

My involvement is to fit the client with a Reflexions diaphragm for flood insurance so she can take dive-sex orientation/familiarization training with a male escort and to work with the selected sperm donor to familiarize him with the basic techniques of dive-sex so he can successfully inseminate an unprotected fertile client while she is tethered to the bottom of an encounter pool at The Lorelei. The most important thing that we have to train both the dive-sex client and donor to do is to take deep breaths during the encounter so prevent them from hyperventilating.

We recommend the client be penetrated while floating vertically – tethered to the bottom with an ankle leash with a partially filled buoyancy vest to hold her almost vertical during insemination - so her vagina is less likely to flood and dilute the donor’s semen or have water forced into her uterus by the hydraulics of her donor’s thrusts. Both the client and donor have two test dives, the donor with me and the client with an escort, to get them used to the delights of dive-sex before the actual three encounters while the client is fertile when she will be inseminated.

A sperm donor is selected by the client from a list of men fitting the physical description of the man she would like to father her child. The candidates are made up of medical doctors between the ages of 28 and 35 whose genomes have been analyzed and found to contain no serious gene abnormalities. The men also have to be producing large quantities of high quality sperm and their penile shaft and glans above average in size and functioning correctly with strong ejaculatory contractions that guarantee sperm placement directly into the open cervical os of the fertile client. While the donor and client are intimate they both wear exterior mirror finish lenses in their OTS Guardian FFMs so neither knows who the other is.

An underwater conception package consists of a deluxe suite and all meals and spa access in addition to three acts of intercourse one day apart with the donor of choice while the client is fertile the last day being the day of ovulation. The client is tethered to the bottom of a 30 ft deep encounter pool with an ankle leash and the sperm donor mounts her from the front in a modified missionary position. So far seven clients have completed single cycle underwater insemination encounters and four of them have become pregnant which is an awesome achievement as the expectation was a 50% success rate.

First pregnancies of the fall semester: We are beginning to see bookings for terminations as the first fall semester pregnancies of university and high school students are detected. Of course it’s so soon into the school year that some or all are could be from accidents during summer encounters.  The first Contemporary Sexual Health classes have some students concerned about the effectiveness of their protection and some have talked with me after my lectures about switching methods.

It’s surprising how many women are careless about their birth control. Things like not routinely checking to see that their partner is still wearing his condom after he withdraws, or don’t realize that weight reduction pills can speed up the metabolism of users so that contraceptive hormones are flushed through their systems too fast to maintain a therapeutic level to prevent ovulation. And then there are a few students who use a cervical barrier (other than condoms) borrowed from a roommate or family member and which doesn’t fit correctly or they forget to insert it before penetration.

The only LARC method that is truly safe is a copper IUD and it has its own drawbacks since ParaGard is the only one generally available in the U.S. and some small women can’t be fitted with it and a fixed frame IUD can cause pain and heavy bleeding. My wards Bea, Willow and the swan twins Odette and Odile and most of my dancers all have the frameless copper bead GyneFix IUD implanted so they can cycle naturally enjoying the cycling of their hormones while being protected by copper ionization in the uterus which is 99% effective against pregnancy.

Scotland’s independence referendum: On Thursday September 18^th the voters of Scotland will decide whether they will split from the United Kingdom. The referendum question will be "Should Scotland be an independent country?” At this point polls indicate Scottish voters seem evenly divided and there are significant issues of citizenship, defense, currency and the economy that would need to be resolved should the vote be yes. His Grace and Jack are busy talking with the voters’ who live on their estates and villages. His Grace and his father and grandfather before him have been kind and honest with the people who work for the Duchy and the villages that count on its patronage for a living.  There could be both benefits and drawbacks for the Duchy should the vote be yes, but there could be severe consequences for the rest of the UK (England, Wales and Northern Ireland) should Scotland declare independence. For now there are a great many important unanswered questions.