To Bea or not to Bea

A stunning bikini by Agent Provocateur

The photo:  While in London for her STI panel and GyneFix ultrasound Bea visited the AP shop at 16 Pont St Knightsbridge and picked up several of these bikinis to tease men during dive-sex and for our planned trip to Virgin Gorda.  

Cunilingus and the cosseted cunt: The nutritional value of semen from a normal male ejaculation (about one teaspoon’s worth) contains between five and 25 calories and a minimal amount of protein. Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc. I like to say that swallowing semen is a ‘nutritional supplement’, but of course it’s really not and can be dangerous if the donor has an STI which is why my partners are tested so frequently.

I mention this because Bea and I have renewed our sexual relationship. While she is very young she is of the age of consent and we are not related so there is no problem with our relationship being illegal. She has asked me to mentor her in her quest to learn more about the pleasures of sex between women which has appealed to my love for teaching as well as the sexual pleasure it can bring us both. I thought about saying no, but agreed to her request because I want her to learn safely and if I don’t train her then she will seek help elsewhere with a less experienced teacher.

Since I can teach her a great deal about girl-girl sex and she is fun to be with I agreed to guide her in this aspect of her sexuality so we have been experimenting with something new. Well, new for us. In addition to enjoying my breast milk we are exploring her increased interest in oral girl-girl sex, at least with me, but that hasn’t reduced her interest in men at all. Even for a woman she is an exceptionally gentle and considerate lover and a gorgeous young woman so her looks absolutely stun men when she enters a room. I think her ballet training which has given her poise and confidence has allowed to bloom spectacularly at such a young age.  Returning readers will recall that Bea has a GyneFix copper IUD implanted so she can safely take an unprotected man without needing contraceptive barrier protection herself, unless needing a barrier as a gas guard or flood insurance during dive-sex. 

Cunilingus training: During her cunilingus training we meet very soon after we have orgasmed with unprotected men who have ejaculated in us, using the guys to inseminate us so Bea and I can suck out each other’s coital discharge. Since the men make a contribution to her training they wanted to watch one of our training sessions, but we are so into each other during a session that it is too private for an audience even by video.  However, since the sessions are being videoed they might be for sale later after our faces have been pixilated out.  She has a very long tongue as do I so she is an apt and talented pupil.  I’m teaching her tonguing techniques to caress the clitoris barrel and occasionally its head, though that should be used only when a partner asks for it since most women I know can’t stand any direct touching of the clit as it is so sensitive. Bea’s cycles are no longer in synchrony with mine as we have been apart for too long. Even so, I’m CD13 and fertile and she is CD15 and ovulated today which means I can not only suck out her lover’s semen I can also enjoy sucking out a some of her fertile cervical mucus which thickens her coital discharge and today was colored and flavored with a little blood from ovulation spotting when the follicle ruptured to release her egg.

A taste of latex: Speaking of flavor, to give me a taste of latex when she isn’t secreting FCM she will wear one of her latex flat spring diaphragms so her arousal lube and her partner’s semen will be flavored by the latex device marinating in their genital secretions. This gives me the opportunity to get an idea of what my coital discharge tastes like since I usually wear a latex diaphragm if I know a male partner is going to give me cunilingus after pumping me full of semen.

In my case I have been training with a latex flat spring diaphragm inserted so Bea can savor what my coital discharge tastes like when flavored by a well used latex diaphragm. I have also worn a silicone Milex arcing rim so she can taste and appreciate the significant difference in taste.     

The Vernal Equinox and the arrival of spring: Technically Spring will arrive here in Wales at 4:30AM GMT on Sunday, March 20^th. However, Sunrise is at 6:15AM and the Celts celebrated at sunrise so that is what we will continue to do. I will have only one other pair concelebrating with me and that will be Bea and a partner yet to be named. I had hoped that Willow, Viscount Sandbach’s natural daughter, would be able to participate but her schedule with her ballet company in London will not permit her absence. The weather at Llanidloes which is the nearest forecast to Blackthorn Castle is to be in the mid 30s° (F) with heavy clouds and a light wind from the northeast. If that holds we will be lucky that it isn’t raining. But since the Castle is at least a thousand feet above Llanidloes it will almost certainly be below freezing.

 

 

 

Cunnilingus and the vaginal chalice

Wasting a gift from the Goddess Aphrodite

The Photo: Emptying a menstrual cup when there is no Pelvic Knight or Champion available to drink her thick, red, musky, copper scented nectar. Pouring flow down the drain is truly a waste of a natural, but renewable, resource. If a woman has no Champion to drink her flow it makes a marvelous potted plant fertilizer.

The Nutritional value of menstrual flow:  I haven’t been able to find a breakdown of the vitamins and minerals in human blood much less menstrual flow. However, I think it’s safe to say that since there are only about 450 calories in 500ml of human blood drinking 25ml of menstrual flow - an amount that nearly fills the small size Diva Cup and which I consider to be one serving - fortified with additional protein from the donor’s shed endometrium should be less than 40 calories. While collecting in a menstrual cup flow is protected from the air. Once the seal is broken and the cup is removed from the vagina the flow is exposed to air. Then it begins to quickly turn darker red as it oxidizes and to develop the usual musky coppery scent associated with flow. So flow is best consumed by a Pelvic Knight as soon as the cup has been removed. Therefore, for best taste the ritual blessing of the flow should be performed while the donor’s pelvic chalice is still in place.

Safety of drinking menstrual flow: Any infections carried by the flow donor will be in her blood and transferred to her Pelvic Knight. So it is a very good idea to have donors who are acting on behalf of the Goddess Aphrodite undergo very thorough physical exams with an extensive blood workup to be sure they aren’t infectious. Additionally, there could be a problem with iron poisoning of a Pelvic Knight if too much menstrual flow is consumed over too short an interval, which would almost certainly mean that he was drinking the flow of more than one woman.

Male potency after drinking menstrual flow: I don’t claim this to be universally the case, but in my experience lovers have much greater sexual stamina immediately after consuming a serving (25ml) of my flow than they show when they haven’t. My therapist thinks it is a male psychological thing that drinking a lover’s flow makes him more virile. If my lovers are mind-fucking themselves that way it works for my therapist as well which I think is awesome because he has far more stamina after giving me menstrual Cunnilingus! That is so awesome as my secondary libidinal peak is when I’m menstrual and I love a lusty man getting me off with his rock hard thrusting penis filling my tight vagina with his seed. Cleaning the blood off the floor, barre and mirrors of an encounter salle after ballet menstrual sex is not difficult with a moist rag and Mr Clean.

Halloween at Adolph’s: Halloween day, October 21, 2014 I will be CD14 and should ovulate and all my wards should as well if Kassi synchs with the rest of us.   Adolph has threatened to bring out his wood chipper and make a girl disappear this year as he had several times years ago and I’m trying to get him to change his mind. It’s scary enough at Adolph’s Halloween parties w/o having a young women ground into hog feed while his guests watch. In his defense he says it was just a special effect. However, he has never been able to produce the woman alive and uninjured afterward who was shown being fed into the chipper.

Since I will be very fertile then I’ll wear my tiny Oves cap screwed down tight on my cervix with the removal strap rotated to my posterior fornix. That way with the transparent silicone membrane of the dome sucking on my cervix a lover will think I’m wearing no cervical protection at all. Another Awesome thing about Oves is that there is no possibility of squeeze when worn while diving so if I’m enticed into The Well, his 216 ft deep training pool, I have marvelous flood protection of my upper reproductive tract regardless of the depth at which dive-sex occurs.

Kassi’s dive training, an update:  Given her progress in my 64 ft deep pool with a male divemaster who was tasked with teaching her how to survive a dive partner from hell trying to pull off her FFM, restrict her air by crimping her hose with small pairs of vice grip pliers and giving her well lubed but rough dive-sex I think Kassi may be ready to be introduced to Adolph on Halloween.

Actually, no amount of training can truly prepare a woman diver for her first underwater sexual encounter with Adolph. However, in Kassi’s case since she is from a powerful noble family and he is interested in using her (in addition to serving his own sexual needs) as high status arm-candy for major clients he isn’t likely to harm or scare her too badly, unless she displeases him.

Male Escort cunnilingus menstrual cup training: While on my last period, during the week of September 22nd, I began cunnilingus menstrual cup training for escort candidates. When we were in Scotland for the Autumnal Equinox Tanaquil had mentioned that her high-end women clients in Europe were asking for men skilled in removing and drinking their flow from a menstrual cup w/o creating a mess while making the client feel like a princess. Pussy power for sure!

Now we have begun to get calls from guests at Adolph’s spa, The Lorelei, for that same skilled intimate service. So few male escorts are initially confident with the gentle touch and manual dexterity needed to insert fingers, break the seal and gripping the ringed lower end of the cup gently pull it out when well filled w/o spilling a drop on the clients satin gown or pink pointe shoes. Once in hand he should savor the musky bouquet of blood and vaginal secretions before toasting the donor and emptying the cup with a flourish in a single swallow. With a paying client penetration and a vaginal orgasm is almost always follows. During his training after the trainee swallows I clean and reinsert my cup and then to relieve our sexual tension we will masturbate to climax so I don’t have his seed changing the pH and taste of my vagina and flow. It’s an awesome responsibility to be eaten at least three possibly four times a day while menstrual by gorgeous men!

Afterward while my cup is refilling  I’m getting on with the next few hours of my day instructing pointe class or rehearsals (my troupe is dancing Dracula again this year for Halloween) or being fitted for new fetishwear so the trainee can enjoy eating me again later in the day. It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it and I so love watching gorgeous boys swigging my flow! The mutual masturbation with my flow drinking partner serves several additional useful purposes other than just relaxing both of us. The vaginal contractions during an exquisite clitoral orgasm while I’m balanced in Gaynors en pointe a la seconde will speed the refilling of the cup and lessen any cramps I may be having.

 

 

Merry Christmas!

Winter solstice 12-21-12 at Stonehenge

Our Christmas tour: I’ve been traveling for the last several weeks with my ballet group’s special Holiday tour of veteran’s hospitals. The veterans were so pleased to see us and the intimate moments spent with some of the male patients made it so worthwhile. It was mostly hand jobs and oral sex for the men. There were a few women who the ballet boys serviced, wearing condoms since the girls were not on hormonal contraceptives, and our lesbian and I played with the two wounded lesbian women who were patients and were well enough to play. There were far more requests for cunilingus than fellatio I suppose because the former gave the guys a chance to smell and taste a perfumed pussy since they can masturbate by themselves and several of them had amazing technique and suction. I was asked for only one or two acts of intercourse with guys who were about ready to leave the hospital. I wasn’t fertile and was wearing an Oves cap so I let them ride bareback and after Kegeling out most of their loads left two facilities wearing tampons to absorb the residual semen on the trip to our next stop. It was exhausting for us all putting on a strip show and then meeting the patients afterward, but it was worth it. Cyndi, now 18 and totally legal with a lovely hard body from training at Splash toured with us and participated in our sex play with the men. She was fertile then, but with a GyneFix IUD implanted was quite safe so for the intercourse requests she took them bareback. Afterward we slept the whole flight from the West Coast to western England.

The 2012 Winter Solstice: Cyndi and I did manage to get to Stonehenge on the 21st for the Winter solstice although it was a near thing. I was so pleased that I was CD8 and newly fertile on the 21st as I was to initiate a supposedly virgin 15 y/o boy in an ‘awakening’ ceremony. Jack, Viscount Sandbach, met us at the small airport in western England and took us to a rented cottage in Salisbury where the Druid priests purged me of evil in a ritual bath then anointed my breasts and labia with fragrant unguents which were supposed to ease my young partner’s entrance into the mystic fraternity.

Recently I have been training with my 1 inch diameter solid surgical steel Ben Wa set so my pelvic muscles are as toned and tight as they have ever been. Each ball weighs 2.307 oz for a total of 4.6 oz when both are inserted. So, I’m calling them my “McBalls”, as they are a ‘quarter-pounder’ and really provide a marvelous workout for anyone who can hold them in place while out in public! I’ve been practicing moving them one at a time up and down my vaginal barrel to strengthen my muscles – increase my stamina - for ripple gripping a partner so I can get him off even though he is perfectly still inside me.

The weather was clear, cold and windy. The temperature at 3:00 AM at the monument was 8° C, about 46° F with 13 mph winds gusting to 27 mph. Had it been the Summer Solstice I might have performed my ceremonial duties nude, but with the likelihood that the entrant would be nervous and cold and have trouble with his erection no matter how badly he wanted to fuck me I figured we may be at it for a while and wasn’t going to get a chill because a neophyte couldn’t get himself off even in the tightest pussy he is ever likely to encounter. So I dressed for the occasion.

My Costume: Gepetto is working with Jeff and Labia Labs to develop a one piece exposure suit, a thermal catsuit that on the inside has a layer of fabric that wicks away moisture from the body to keep you warm and dry in frigid temperatures. It’s in the prototype stage and I wore a shiny white one. The moisture exits the suit through a one way membrane that coats the outer nylon-Elastane fabric that prevents water from entering from the outside. The whole thing is about the thickness of a 90 denier body suit and it moves with the wearer so her mobility is hardly affected at all. One thing a wearer has to watch is to stay well hydrated as wearing it during strenuous activity can quickly cause dehydration. There are wrist neck and ankle seals on the suit and there are matching gloves, boots and hood so a fully suited up wearer looks very much like s/he is wearing a wetsuit. The full length double ended waterproof industrial micro-zip back zipper makes the suit easy to get into and the zipper nearly disappears when closed and the lanyard tucks into the high collar. The relief zipper pull is tucked into an easily accessed from a hidden pocket so for sex or excreting waste it can be easily opened. This industrial micro-zip is a huge improvement over earlier versions as it is easy to open, doesn’t jam and really is waterproof.

As in the past the Druid Elders has gotten permission from the authorities to use the site of a geologic dig which was just east of the main monument and had been closed off with a substantial barricade because of vandalism. It was ideal because we could see out, but the general population of Winter Solstice tourists couldn’t see in to gawk at an authentic Druid ceremony. The site (outside the Sarsen circle) contained a much smaller stone that had fallen on its side which we used as an altar.

Penetration: Clad in my white exposure suit I was led to the fallen stone by the Chief Priest and told to lie down on my back on the altar and spread my legs. I had arranged my hair in a French braid under my hood so at least my head was cushioned and I could look down my length to see what was going on.

After cleansing prayers were said over him the kneeling male entrant wearing white fleece bike leathers for warmth was led by Cyndi wearing an exposure suit similar to mine, but in black, to the altar and he climbed onto the stone and knelt between my legs. We’d practiced him unzipping my relief zipper, but with cold fingers he fumbled with the pull and didn’t open it far enough at first so I had to tell him to open it further. Then he had trouble getting the bike leathers down to get to his cock. He got his zipper open and I was pleased to see that he was massive, fully aroused and dripping pre-cum. I thought that a good sign knowing that the priests had given him a performance enhancer in the cup of mead they had given him an hour earlier.

While I was waiting for him to get it out I removed my one inch solid steel McBalls and tucked them in tiny Ziploc bag under the neck of my hood where they would stay warm and rechecked the placement of my Oves cap,. Then I played with myself so I would stay aroused and wouldn’t need the 20 minutes of foreplay it would take under cold conditions with a crowd of strangers watching to take a new man inside me for the first time.

He was finally ready and I thought beginning to wilt a bit in the cold so I helped guide him between my labia. He seemed to hesitate and I could feel him getting softer so I grabbed his buttocks and pulled while giving a strong pelvic thrust and I was fully penetrated while he was on his elbows over me holding on to my shoulders and screaming On My God! I thought perhaps he had torn because he was so large and he was wonderfully tight, but once inside me he began thrusting and hardened up nicely. We got in a rhythm and he could reach my cervix even though I was fully tented which I loved as he gave me a good pounding and amazingly my first public cervical orgasm! He seemed to be bothered by my moans, mewing and screams, but I told him I was enjoying myself and that he was marvelous. Perhaps I shouldn’t have told him he was good as his performance started to deteriorate. I was supposed to let him do the work, but it became obvious that after getting me off he lacked the stamina to get off himself so I began helping by ripple gripping him; tightening on his thrusts, releasing at full penetration and tightening again as he with drew and he hardened up again and I could tell by his shallow breathing pattern that he was about to reach orgasm. I said nothing, just tightened more while ripple gripping him and he began to moan and gasp. Then with a four powerful thrusts that nearly threw us off the altar he came in me and then collapsed gasping on top of me. After a few minutes while we enjoyed the afterglow he withdrew. Then he was still hard and dripping! Go figure! And he was so pleased with himself! Even with both of us pre-prepped I’d been lying on that stone altar for 40 minutes. Cyndi helped me clean up as I checked the placement of my Oves and Kegeled out most of our fluids. He was certainly a heavy hitter and must have released at least 10 ml of semen inside me. I was wonderfully sore from the battering my cervix took so Cyndi gave me a sports drink to re-hydrate me then a shot of 18 y/o Macallan single malt scotch that John had given me to warm me up.

After a small celebratory meal of venison and mead we said our good byes to the Druid Elders and John drove Cyndi and me back to the airport where we boarded a helicopter to fly to his father’s castle in Scotland for Christmas.

Merry Christmas: Wishing all my friends and readers the blessings of the season. May you have a Merry Christmas and a happy healthy New Year.

Videoing porn during a 6 ATA dive

Looking toward the surface of Adolph’s training facility

Videoing in ‘The Well’: When the Producer from Taryn’s Adult Media video crew (in town to video the ‘French Schoolgirl’ story) saw Adolph’s 200 ft deep training facility, which we call ‘The Well’, she decided to have the script rewritten to have The Well included in the video. It wasn’t as though there was a lot of dialogue to rewrite since the audio will be background music and the sound of gas being sucked through demand valves, moans and gasps of the copulating couple and roar of bubbles rushing toward the surface. The change worked out well since I wanted to give Gigi her first 200 foot (6 atmospheres) dive and she was going to help me clean up the debris, primarily contraceptive devices and bits of bondage apparatus off the bottom. The bottom was overdue for a cleaning since the last time Taryn and I had cleaned it was in December of last year and the debris hadn’t been picked up since.

Deep diving and Reflexions as a gas-guard: The Director wanted the obligatory underwater teen sexual encounter for this sort of video and since Gigi has had sex with Adolph several times and enjoyed him being rough with her we figured why not give her two bites of the apple and let her experience his style of lovemaking at 6 atmospheres and she was enthusiastic about the opportunity. She would wear her Reflexions gas-guard since 200 feet below the surface is no place for something to go wrong during sex. Returning readers will remember that the Reflexions flat spring diaphragm is the only style that can safely protect a diver below 10 meters (30 feet) since the rims of other styles will distort and cause leakage at depths below 30 feet. That isn’t usually a problem because there are so few training facilities deeper than 30 feet, but in my 68 ft deep pool and Adolph’s 216 ft deep facility Ortho or Milex diaphragms are useless below 30 feet. Of course an embolism is an embolism and is either extremely serious or fatal. It’s bad enough if an air bubble is forced into the vagina in water at any depth, but the deeper the woman is when that happens the larger the bubble becomes as it expands during her ascent. So if a woman’s gas-guard failed at a depth of 200 feet the bubble would expand to 5 times its size when it entered her bloodstream by the time she reached the surface, almost certainly assuring her death.

Adolph and contraception: Adolph is a very dangerous man for a woman to have sex with if she is serious about avoiding pregnancy. One of his favorite tricks is to provide ‘vitamin supplement’ pills to the female students sent to him for training. This supplement has a progestin receptor blocker in it that makes the woman’s hormonal birth control worthless. There is some initial withdrawal bleeding as her body adjusts to the lack of a continuous level of progestin which he explains away by saying it’s a side effect of altitude diving – his facility is 3,000 feet above sea level – and the extreme depth of his training facility. Not even women with traditional IUDs (Mirena and ParaGard) are safe because he will try to pull them out by the strings during a training exercise. While the wearer is menstrual, when her cervix is low and soft, she will rarely feel it being removed. That’s more difficult to do with a woman who has a Mirena inserted because 20% of them stop bleeding completely, but if he can reach the strings he can pull it out.

With the young ones who have recently had IUDs inserted it’s relatively easy for him to do and he’s getting better at it with practice. Adolph says that getting a trainee pregnant, even after the pregnancy is terminated, gives him a powerful psychological hold over her that no other domination technique will since she has experienced his ability to tamper with her reproductive biology which most young Subs don’t realize is possible until it happens to them. Most trainees he impregnates say that while they feel violated they find themselves bonding very closely with him. Perhaps that’s a little known aspect of the Stockholm Syndrome. In recent months he has had about a 20% pregnancy rate with the women sent to him for training. When they test positive He will send them to the casino’s reproductive health clinic for menstrual extractions which are much quicker and more effective than taking Mifeprex. The only IUD that Adolph hasn’t yet tampered with is the GyneFix which has no strings and which is implanted deep in the muscle of the fundus. Although, there have been GyneFix expulsions during intense cervical thrusting encounters that caused severe uterine cramping. The expulsions are thought to be because the device was improperly implanted. GyneFix expulsions have diminished almost to zero since new implantation techniques were developed several years ago.

Gigi has a GyneFix implanted so as far as pregnancy is concerned she is as safe as possible. And, Adolph agreed to leave her Reflexions gas-guard in place, which I insist on when he has underwater penetrative sex with me or any of the women in my inner circle. Even so, I went to the bottom of the well with Gigi, Adolph and the video crew breathing Trimix just to make certain he didn’t compromise her upper reproductive tract protection. The water is a constant 85° F and it took us a while to descend all the way to the bottom at 216 feet as we manipulated our masks to equalize the pressure. We all wore string bikinis weight belts and flippers – including the camera crew - except Adolph who was in a Slingshot. We used Adolph’s deep dive gear. Ocean Technologies Guardian FFMs equipped for Trimix and a Trimix blend of 19/30 in Worthington HP steel X8-130 twin sets with a tank cluster of 100% oxygen pre-positioned at our 40 ft. deco stop accessed by a quick disconnect to a gas block switch worn on the tank harness waist belt.

FFMs for deep dives: The importance of a using an FFM for deep dives and dive-sex can’t be overemphasized. For dive-sex if it gets rough for the woman having her cervix rammed can cause her to expel her reg at best that interrupts the moment. At worst she ingests enough water that she needs to terminate the dive. The other reason a FFM is so important is in case of decompression sickness (DCS) or oxygen toxicity where the diver might pass out or have a seizure and expel his/her regulator and it may be impossible for a dive buddy to get the reg back in his/her mouth. That is a very common cause of dive fatalities especially where the ascent will take too long for there to be a reasonable chance of survival w/o being able to breathe. The only down-side to using FFMs during dive-sex is that it’s impractical to give cunilingus or fellatio while using one.

We didn’t dive for two days before the 6 ATA dive to minimize our nitrogen loading so we could stay down as long as possible and we took a Divemaster who was responsible for the dive safety of all the divers so we could pay attention to what was happening as far as the video storyline and the cleanup were concerned. On the bottom Gigi shed her fins, weight-belt and tanks (which she kept right beside her) and straddled Adolph who was on his back lying comfortably on the padded twin-set tank harness while the tanks were broad enough to provide a stable base for a penetrative encounter. She helped him out of his cup and he was already massively erect. She checked the position of her gas-guard and her lube, nodded and lowered herself onto his erection and gasped when he entered her.

We had talked about how she should take him before the dive and she followed my suggestion. She wrapped her legs around his hips and tightening her legs pulled herself further on to his shaft a bit at a time until he was fully inside her. She said later that she was afraid he would be able to hit her cervix, but she has been thinking how much fun it would be getting pumped full of highly motile German sperm 200 feet below the surface and had psyched her self into nearly full arousal while we were still descending. Once she found he wasn’t able to hurt her she bore down forcing her cervix to push against the tip of his shaft through the stretchy latex membrane of her gas-guard – just to show him he was very close, but unable to reach her prize on his own. With her strong vaginal muscles she was able give herself G-spot orgasms and get them both off several times while the camera crew was recording the encounter. I’ve rarely seen Adolph as exhausted after a sexual encounter, but Gigi tired him out which she and I were very pleased about because shortly after she pulled herself off him he started his ascent leaving us to collect the contraceptive and BDSM debris off the bottom and the camera crew to record it for a ‘behind the scenes’ segment for the blue-tooth version of the video.

Discarded contraceptives inventory:

Ortho latex Coil spring diaphragm: two, 70 & 75mm with tears in the dome
Latex Ortho coil spring diaphragms: two 65 mm one of which had a tear in the dome.
Silicone All-Flex arcing spring diaphragms, six of various, but mostly 65 mm sizes two of which had punctures in the domes.
Cooper Surgical (Milex) Omniflex silicone diaphragms: three a 65 mm and 70 mm
Reflexions latex flat spring diaphragm: five 70 and 75 mm.
FemCaps: four one small 22 mm and three mediums size, 26 mm
Prentif Cavity rim cervical caps: one 22 mm.
Oves cervical caps: three a 26 mm and two 28 mm
ParaGard framed copper IUDs: four, two with bent frames
Mirena, IUD: 1 with a bent frame
FC1 condoms: 2
FC2 condoms: 23
Filled DiveGel applicators: 4
Empty DiveGel applicators: 45
Filled Semécide applicators: 2
Empty Semécide applicators: 54
Filled Conceptrol spermicide applicators: 2
Empty Conceptrol spermicide applicators: 7

From the Number and type contraceptive products we found it seems clear that women being sent for training at a facility deeper than 30 feet are still not being told that if a diaphragm was to be used for training only a Reflexions flat spring latex diaphragm would provide under-thrust and distortion free protection down to at least 200 feet. I’ve told Adolph I would check the fit of his trainees gas-guards and give them a Reflexions to properly protect themselves (Adolph has an account with our clinic), but he seems to like to let most of the women take their chances, knowing any gas-guard other than Reflexions, or a FemCap, used below 30 feet will be ineffective. The only positive thing in this last inventory is that no GyneFix implants totally dislodged while their wearer’s were in the water.

Bottom sweep conclusions: As before the previous bottom sweep inventory all the women sent for training in the past 5 months are adults, tall, beautiful and slim. Therefore, it seems likely that the 65 mm silicone All-Flex devices were too small (under-sizing is a common mistake made by inexperienced fitters) making them easier to dislodge and expel. The number of full lube and spermicide applicators on the bottom suggests that the women were nervous about being in training and not confident about the use of vaginal applicators. Additionally, a lot of their diaphragms or caps are being either expelled or intentionally pulled out by their partner/instructors. That being the case one hopes they are being removed after providing protection as gas-guards during dive-sex since upper reproductive tract protection from a pelvic infection by pool water or an embolism is vital to the woman’s safety.

A contraception failure is a different matter entirely since it can be taken care of easily with emergency contraception especially since Ella is now available in the U.S. And pregnancy at least through the 8th week with Mifeprex or later by vacuum extraction so while it might put the woman in a moral quandary she has options readily available. That isn’t the case if she gets an embolism because her gas guard was pulled out during dive-sex before she was penetrated or it was under-thrust.

The ascent: After we cleaned up the bottom our ascent was uneventful. During our 20 minute deco stop at 40 feet breathing O2 the camera crew and I all masturbated to take care of our arousal from watching Gigi and Adolph fuck each other’s brains out. Gigi really enjoyed her encounter with Adolph because of the depth at which it occurred – she found breathing Trimix ‘awesome’ - and because he let her be in charge and she loved that from a man who can be so demanding and brutal most of the time. We both knew he was doing that for the camera and she probably won’t find him that easy to control again.

Motivational sex

A Semina silicone coil spring diaphragm and its introducer

Travel agents behind-the-scenes tours: One of the things that have kept our casino/hotel profitable during the recession is that we are offering ‘award tours’ as motivation for selected top-selling adventuresome women travel agents in up-market agencies. We offer them a chance to have an adult adventure behind the scenes in the Vegas entertainment community and offering that sort of an adventure has been a great motivator in increasing our bookings, especially in the area of adult entertainment. It’s not intended as a gender specific thing, but so far it’s turned out that way. Think about it, how many men have you seen working as travel agents? The women we select from the travel industry are usually single, between the ages of 35 and 45, pretty, in good physical condition and are self motivated. A few are single moms which is not an issue with us as it makes them that much more intent on making a sale.

Everyone awarded a “behind the scenes tour” is checked for STIs and hCG. We tell them that it’s a normal part of Vegas life (which it is in our part of the entertainment industry) and the tests are free so while we sometimes get a strange look there is so much else going on it’s soon forgotten. We test so we know exactly where we stand infection and pregnancy wise so we aren’t allowing a pregnant chick to dive because she could later claim the pressure caused birth defects or other complications and we need to know about their sexual health to protect our tour guides. Our male escorts offer unprotected sex (no condom) if the woman wants it so she can experience ‘Mr. Muscle’s’ load draining into her thong while he takes her to dinner in a nice restaurant and dancing.

Child Care: We have very few winners bring their children, but if they do we are prepared. We have a deluxe day-care facility for hotel guest’s young children. For tweens we take them to see magic shows or movies and for those over the age of consent we have special programs. Teen daughters can be more easily entertained by an afternoon in a dance class or watching a rehearsal and for boys we have them work out in the gym or take a SCUBA class with a male escort.

If the boy is over the age of consent and his mom says it’s ok we may take him to Naughty’s for a soda and a blow-job. We don’t come right out and ask “is it ok for Bobby to be blown” we just ask if it’s ok to give him a taste of Vegas while chaperoned, and they usually agree. We wouldn’t intentionally give a virgin his first experience with vaginal penetration, (unless asked to) but we do ask enough questions to tell if he has been sexually active. The kid is normally blown away (no pun intended) and comes back raving about what a great time he had watching the pole-dancers. They always seem to leave out the part about the dancer letting him remove and smell her shoes and swallowing when he unloads in her mouth.

Men and head: I don’t know what it is about males that make them so pleased when we swallow their ejaculate. The dancers entertaining the teen males have had recent full STI panels so the kids are in no danger. And, the boy leaves with a swagger in his walk. OMG! That is so cute to see what effect his first professional blow-job has on a boy! When I give head I always swallow. I like the feel of the thick hot fluid sliding down my throat like a huge glob of mucus from a sinus infection, but with a much better, taste. I love the thought that my stomach juices are digesting the hundreds of millions of sperm in his load any one of which could (if I wasn’t protected) give me his baby if he pumped it in to me from the other end.

A virgin in Vegas: We had one tour-winning mom ask that we give her 17 y/o son his first vaginal sex. She was concerned that he wasn’t assertive enough. She said he was shy around girls and thought “where better for him to learn about women than in Las Vegas”. I could argue the point either way, but it’s something we are prepared to handle and the mom signed a waver telling what she didn’t want him doing (no anal sex, but cunilingus and fellatio were ok) so there wouldn’t be any ‘misunderstanding’ after the fact. We also videoed the encounter, so if there was a difference of opinion about what actually occurred during the encounter we would have a record.

There are so very few 17 y/o straight male virgins in Vegas that I took responsibility for his sexual education myself. It was an opportunity worth more than rubies! He is polite and smart a National Honor Society student and into hiking and rock climbing so he is in wonderful physical condition. I thought he might be shy because he thought his package was undersized, but it turned out it was just the opposite. He appeared to have normally sized genitals, but when he became aroused he turned out to be equipped with a giant-economy-size package that was at least 2.5 inches thick and 8+ inches long. When I saw him aroused it was all I could do to keep from smiling which I was afraid he might misinterpret. I was so pleased that I had the feeling he was special and had taken him under my wing for his entry into manhood, sexually speaking. I told him what a wonderful gift he had been given, but that he would need to be gentle with his girlfriends. I let him watch and told him what I was doing as I inserted a Semina diaphragm and we talked about how he needed to be sure his girlfriend was protected before entering her. He said he thought “girls had hair around their pussies” which gave me the opportunity to talk about how most female dancers in Vegas had waxed or shaved pubes so their abbreviated costumes would fit better.

I taught him how to give oral sex and loved it afterward when I could smell my musk on his face and taste my fluids on his lips as I taught him to deep kiss. I taught him to breast feed (gently) and he proved to have the stamina one hopes to find in very young virile males entering me gently and taking me five times the first afternoon and four more that evening before I had to ripple-grip him. Afterward, during pillow-talk, he said: “I thought you were going to suck me so deep inside you I’d be coming out your mouth!” That conversation was caught on the video which I thought was cool! I loved him ramming my cervix, but he wasn’t nearly big enough to hurt me! I told his mom when they left that she had a wonderful son and she needn’t worry about his performance with girls. She seemed relieved. When he starts dating at home the girls will be all over him like white on rice, and lining up for a chance to be taken by him.

Preparation for dive-sex: The tour winners have all heard about and want to experience dive-sex so we give them some preliminary training where if they aren’t SCUBA qualified they take a basic SCUBA class using an Ocean Reef Space Raptor FFM. They are fitted for a diaphragm for use as a gas guard and shown how to use it. We also show them how to use a diaphragm introducer that holds the diaphragm (either a Semina coil or Reflexions flat spring rim) in its compressed position for ease of insertion. [An introducer is shown with a Semina diaphragm in the photo at the top of this entry.] The women are also given a diaphragm under-thrusting class, in a studio (not underwater) to let them experience what under-thrusting feels like. Included in the tour winner’s dive-sex encounter is a guaranteed three orgasm minimum with a gorgeously virile and well hung escort, which is usually the high point of their stay in Vegas.

Our escorts do not under-thrust during dive sex for safety reasons. We give the women the under-thrust class so that if they have dive-sex again they will know if their partner is under-thrusting the dome of their diaphragm. If they think their gas guard has been compromised by being under-thrust during submerged sex the wearer should immediately terminate the encounter at least long enough to surface, remove, reinsert and reseal their gas guard before continuing with the encounter.

The tour winners are fitted with either Semina diaphragms and have dive-sex in one of the twenty foot deep training pools; or, for a very few who we are courting because of their contacts, they are fitted with a latex Reflexions flat spring (suitable for dive-sex below 30 feet) and use Nitrox II to dive ‘The Pit’ the 68 ft. deep pool at my home. That last bit drives my lawyers wild and increased my insurance premiums, but I can write that part of the insurance premium off as a business expense.