A warning to the curious

Escorts during dive encounter training

The Photo: An escort using a snorkel during training has just clamped shut the mp-hose between the first and second stages of her ‘rival’s’ twin-hose reg cutting off her air. Wearing a deflated Avon drysuit her ‘rival’ is trapped below the surface with out the buoyancy to reach the surface. Sucking her inhalation hose dry moments later she expelled her mouthpiece and her hoses floated above her head. If she doesn’t act quickly she will drown. The purpose of this training is to teach an escort trainee diver how to get out of her scuba set and turn her air back on - or in this case remove the vice-grips clamping her mp-hose shut - while encumbered by a deflated drysuit squeezing her body making it difficult to move.

I can’t imagine that having chronicled all the fatal accidents from vomiting into gas masks or suffocating from inattention to ones air supply or from seizures brought on by intense muscular contractions and high BP during orgasm and a few fetish related murders that I would need to warn readers that fetish sex could be harmful to their health. Or about the dangers of various ways to immobilize one’s rivals or enemies, especially while in diving gear. I think people reading my blog are more interested in fanaticizing while reading about women getting offed or accidentally killing themselves in a fetish situation than trying it on their own. But I suppose you never know. There are people who believe we only went to the moon on the back lot of MGM or that they saw Elvis in the grocery last week, so there are some delusional people in the world and the fetish community certainly has its share.

The bit about clamping a rival’s mp-hose shut for a diver using a twin-hose reg is extremely dangerous if the diver who has her reg clamped isn’t familiar with the recovery procedure and panics, which is why we spend as much time as we do teaching our escorts how to recover from air supply failures. We also recommend escort divers carry a pony bottle of air and a lift bag on each dive so if she loses her buoyancy or runs out of air she can reach the surface on her own. We also recommend testing weight belt buckles and integrated weight pouch fasteners before diving to be certain the diver knows how to release her weights and that the weights will actually release if the need arises. Twin-hose regulators are fairly rare in the vanilla diving community these days since most of the twin-hose units are vintage equipment, but they are in demand for fetish diving. So I have taught Anya, Cyndi and Gigi how to recover from having a twin-hose clamped, but that isn’t part of the syllabus at St Lucy’s. As returning readers know I prefer to wear a FFM for fetish diving (dive-sex) since with an FFM there is no possibility of expelling the mouthpiece during orgasm and it is more comfortable for long duration dives and naps underwater as there is no tiring of the jaw from gripping the mouthpiece and you can talk to your dive partner while wearing an FFM.

As I said, with human nature you never know, so if there are some adventuresome readers - who believe “that can’t happen to me” - who are such thrill-seekers that they want to try to see if they can survive some of the incidents I have written about; if there is anyone like that reading this please get proper training for the equipment you use and don’t try the dangerous things I write about. Attempting those sorts of things could be hazardous to your health!

Gasmasks, orgasms and N2O

Rubber-girl selecting a gasmask for an N2O encounter

Gasmasks and orgasms: There are times when a girl wants a really slow dreamy orgasm and that can be obtained by breathing 5% N2O mixed with regular air during an encounter with a man or while masturbating with a Sybian or a hand operated dildo. A 5% Nitrous oxide mix will give the user a buzz w/o much desensitization of the nerve endings so when I’m breathing 5% N2O it just takes longer for me to reach orgasm so the ecstasy is prolonged until I’m quivering with desire and fatigue regardless of my considerable stamina during penetrative encounters. Because of the extended interval of the encounter it’s a very good idea to use a heavy duty intimate lube, like DiveGel, because regardless of how aroused a woman becomes she will often be unable to produce enough natural lube for the entire time she is penetrated and the slight anesthetic effect, which seems to dull pain more than pleasure, can hide the fact that a dildo or Sybian plug could be shredding her vaginal lining. Sybian machines are particular dangerous to use while narced on N2O because the woman using it may not be able to shut it off or might collapse so that the rotating plug shreds her vaginal lining.

Gasmasks: A half mask like the one the rubber-girl is holding in her right hand can be useful if the wearer is riding a Sybian. If something goes wrong and she is narced to the point of unconsciousness she will drop the mask and revive, hopefully in time to prevent too much damage to her vagina from collapsing while straddling a rotating plug. Additionally, it has a gas feed button so the user can give herself a shot of gas rather than having it flow constantly and waste gas. The full face gasmask that she holds in her left hand is used when she needs both hands free during the encounter, like if she is with a man and needs her hands to stimulate or cling to him.

Death and the Aqua Lung Mistral: There was a fatality the other day at Splash, my friend Adolph’s erotic dive club where Gigi works part time as a Towel-Girl. The victim was a 26 y/o who had just gotten her Masters from UNLV and was working as a Red Door TG there. It’s not clear who killed her other than it was a woman, and it looks as though the person had inside knowledge of the normal routine and security at Splash, because the security cams were off in the training pool where it happened and she knew about the ID chips in the girl’s gas guards. We think it may have been related to an extreme case of stalking one of the clients at Splash because the dead girl’s Reflexions gas-guard with its RFID chip was used by a woman to identify herself as the dead TG for a scheduled encounter with a famous client.

What happened was the victim, clad in a black latex catsuit that provided no buoyancy, had a small pair of Vice-Grip pliers clamped on the short mp-hose between the first and second stage of her Mistral twin-hose regulator shutting off the air to the second stage reg so no air could get to her mouthpiece or her buoyancy compensator. Her BCD was over-weighted – a common practice with TGs to help keep them firmly on the bottom - so that with a full tank, no flippers and no neoprene suit to add buoyancy her attacker easily drowned her. Her body was found the next day by a maintenance man when he went to relocate some underwater sets in the training pool and found her body with her crotch unzipped stuffed behind them. In the TG log she hadn’t signed out but that really wasn’t suspicious because a lot of the girls forget to log out after a strenuous day of dive-encounters.

A check of the victims gear showed the buckles of her SCUBA set had been tampered with so she couldn’t get out of her gear which helped explain why she didn’t shed her gear and head for the surface. The impostor had no problem getting past Splash’s electronic security wearing her victim’s diaphragm with its RFID chip. The client said he noticed no difference in his encounter with the imposter, she used equipment identical to his normal TGs gear, was the same height and body type and completely encased in a black latex catsuit, gloves, hood and booties, her mask covered her face and she didn’t speak. After thinking about it the only difference he said was that she had a tighter more forceful vaginal grip. He was very pleased with his encounter and complemented her on her performance as he helped her out of the pool. So with her vagina filled with the clients sperm she left the building, still clad in her latex catsuit covered by one of the clubs pink jumpsuits the TGs wear in the lounge area between encounters.