A wedding and dive-sex

Princess Beatrice of York at the wedding of Zara Phillips and Mike Tindall

A wedding in Edinburgh: This past Saturday John took me to the wedding of his friend and drinking buddy Mike Tindall, the rugby captain, to Zara Phillips, Princess Ann’s daughter. He had been asked and had accepted long ago when he was seeing someone and now didn’t want to go Stag so he asked if I’d like to attend with him. I was delighted! John’s father, the Duke, is a friend of Prince Phillip, but John says that he was invited because of the many times he and Mike closed pubs together. It was a low key affair except that William and Catherine, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, were there and I got to meet them both! It was awesome and they seemed a really lovely couple.

We stayed at John’s flat in the city and he took me shopping the day before for something to wear. Fortunately I’m a perfect UK size 4 (U.S. size 2) so at a lovely boutique I found a suitable dress off the rack that needed no alterations, closed toe 3 inch heels, sheer tights and hat, though the hat wasn’t as stylish (outrageous?) as the one Princess Beatrice wore. John said I was beautiful in pink and sage. He introduced me as an American ballet dancer. Afterward we went to the reception nearby at the Palace of Holyroodhouse, the Queen’s official residence in Scotland. I thought I might have a problem with the security metal detectors if I wore a diaphragm – I was CD2 and bleeding heavily – so I wore a Diva Cup instead. Since I was on my best behavior and not planning to get stuffed in one of the rooms of the state apartment wearing a menstrual cup didn’t detract from my pleasure. Actually, since I have my secondary libidinal peak when menstrual the delay in taking John just made my desire that much greater. .

Sylvie, seduction and dive-sex: Before we left for Edinburgh John and I watched on CCTV as Sylvie seduced Colin on the pool surround just before entering the water for dive-sex. I had told her that he loved watching his partner prepare for dive-sex by inserting her gas guard and so she made a production of the process making him erect in his Speedo Laddie Caddy as he watched. First she searched her reg-bag for her slit-kit, opening the diaphragm compact, removing the device she held the thin latex dome up to the light as she inspected the stretchy silvery membrane for thin spots, cracks and tears before applying a powerful spermicidal gel in the dome and smearing it around the inside with her finger. Then she put one foot on a bench pulled her thong bikini to one side exposing her waxed pubes, spread her labia with the fingers of one hand while compressing the rim of her diaphragm with the other and slowly inserted the device into her birth canal.

She pushed the posterior rim back along the rear wall of her vagina until it slipped beneath her cervix and into her posterior fornix. Then she let the rim open fully and pushed the anterior rim into her pubic notch locking it securely in place. Then she squatted and pushed down hard several times, as though she was having a bowel movement, which forced her cervix closer to the entrance to her vagina stretching the dome of her diaphragm to force the remaining air out and increase the vacuum until she felt the rubber sucked down on and grip her cervix so she knew the dome was fully evacuated. Then she applied a 10ml prefilled applicator of DiveGel in her vagina and smeared some over her labia so she was well lubed for underwater penetration.

Sylvie and Colin had progressed to the point that they were wearing SCUBA sets and went to the bottom of the deep end of the pool for dive sex so we watched him enter her in missionary so she could watch him disappear inside her. Then since she was weightless underwater she did a full split and he rotated her 180° so she was penetrated from the rear and he could penetrate her more deeply before he reached her cervix. We watched their bubbles and could tell when he found her G-spot and she started to quiver and her breathing became shallow and more frequent and her bubble cloud became nearly continuous as she sucked gas at a very high rate when approaching orgasm. Then her whole body shuddered her legs flew apart in a split with feet pointed and she bucked beneath him as she reached climax and her uncontrolled vaginal spasms tipped him over the edge into orgasm and he rammed her cervix as he planted his seed deep in her hard flat belly.

Post-coitial rapture: Afterward they held one another as their breathing returned to normal and they floated along the bottom enjoying the bliss of afterglow. John and I were both so aroused by watching Sylvie and Colin that he took me right in the control room. Fortunately I had emptied my diaphragm of menstrual flow before we started watching so after he took me from behind his shaft was only coated with a sheen of blood which I sucked off afterward. I love tasting my own menstrual flow and natural lube on a lover’s shaft immediately after he withdraws when all the fluids are fresh.

Feminine fluids and diving, Testosterone at Splash

A lactating instructor in custom made DiveRubber

The photo: The lactating instructor in the photo above is thrusting out her chest and bending backward. With the shoulder straps of her tank sloping away from her waist there is an optical illusion that she is big-breasted. By ballet standards she is, but she is only a C-cup when her breasts are full. You can tell by her full lips and the way she grips the mouthpiece of her reg that she has amazing suction for giving head.

Diving and Feminine fluids: A returning reader and friend interested in cervical barriers asks: “Does the pressure experienced in the dive tank cause an expression of breast milk or a more pronounced period. I would think it would but alas I am not a diver.”

BREAST MILK: These are good questions and ones I haven’t answered before. If it’s a normal dive and I’m breathing ambient air as I descend then there is no major pressure change on my breast tissue – other than a tight wetsuit - that would cause me to express my milk. However, there are situations where I do, such as:

1) In a descent with my air shut off (or the reg is out of my mouth) where the change in depth is 10 feet or so my nipples start to leak. If I descend 20 or 30 feet w/o breathing ambient pressure air my milk flows freely. When my milk reaches full flow will depend on how full my breasts are when I dive. I try to have a partner breast feed or I pump to empty them before diving as rough sex with engorged breasts isn’t my idea of fun. Tight rubber compressing engorged breasts may look erotic, but it is very uncomfortable and not the sort of pain I’m into.

2) The other situation that forces lactation is if I’m wearing a drysuit and I intentionally release, or don’t add, air causing the suit to ‘squeeze’ me as I descend. The rubber will compress my breasts and I will lactate in my suit. I have to be careful that a nipple isn’t caught in a fold and nearly crushed as the suit squeezes me because that can be amazingly painful. Lactating in a drysuit from squeeze (or for any other reason) can be annoying. Not from the feel of warm milk trickling down my belly, but because after the dive the suit is a nightmare to clean. The scent of rancid breast milk at one I’ve never come to love so a thorough washing of the inside as soon as possible with a white vinegar and water solution is necessary before the milk turns rancid.

The compression of breast tissue while diving will decrease the milk quantity to an extent and puts a lactating woman at a higher risk of having clogged milk ducts so I use a good skin cleanser after I dive and if I’ve been submerged more than an hour I pump a bit to ensure my ducts are flowing freely.

URINATION: Urine is another fluid the quantity of which is pressure related and that affects both male and female divers. Any diver who says s/he hasn’t peed in his/her wetsuit is lying. When diving the pressure of the surrounding water causes immersion dieresis which is not depth related as long as the diver is breathing ambient air. Immersion dieresis causes buildup of urine from increased pressure squeezing fluid out of body tissue, which is why dehydration is such a problem for divers and it can contribute to decompression sickness. That’s why it is so important that divers stay well hydrated. Immersion dieresis can reduce the amount of breast milk and the thickened milk can contribute to clogged ducts.

MENSTRUAL FLOW: The effect of diving on menstrual flow is to slow or stop menstruation during the dive primarily from the effects of immersion dieresis. Once I’m on the surface again there is a surge in flow over the next few hours that requires emptying my diaphragm more frequently.

Towel Girls and testosterone at Splash: Gigi has an after-school job as a Towel Girl at Adolph’s adult pool facility in the hills. For more about that see my March 9, 2010 Blog entry entitled ‘Towel Girl Fantasies’. One of the hormonal supplements available at Splash is Androderm, the testosterone patch and one of the senior Towel Girls is undergoing physiological changes. Her muscles are beginning to bulk up, her voice is getting deeper and she is beginning to have a little hair growing on her chest and chin. She is a petite blonde with a svelte figure and unblemished skin and that is changing though at this point she is still quite attractive. Rumor is that she is getting a reaction to the testosterone patches than most of her clients wear to improve their muscle mass, virility and stamina. That is because her specialty is mind blowing oral sex and she has swallowed pints of semen and testosterone ladened urine from her clients on a daily basis for the 7 months that testosterone therapy has been available at the club. Approximately 90% of a testosterone dose given intramuscularly (from Androderm) is excreted in the urine as glucuronide and sulfate conjugates of testosterone and its metabolites; about 6% is excreted in the feces, mostly in unconjugated form, so the thought is that she is getting masculinizing side effects from the testosterone excreted in the urine of her clients.

The Gyn who oversees the health of the Towel Girls and Endocrinologist who prescribes the hormonal supplements at Splash deny that there is any connection between this girls symptoms and her secondary ingestion of testosterone. Meanwhile she has taken a leave of absence. Gigi volunteered to take her place since a lot of the men on Androderm are wealthy Europeans who are worth cultivating as sexual partners. I’ve asked my medical advisors at the clinic to research the literature to see if there are any reports of masculinization of escorts and working girls from metabolites of testosterone ingested while giving head to men on supplementary testosterone. Meanwhile her father, Jacques, is supporting her in her desire to take the place of the masculinized blonde saying that Androderm or its equivalent have been in use in Europe for years with no instances of masculinization that can be traced to professional girls providing oral sex.

The first performances of Dracula: The first performances of my adaptation of the ballet Dracula were to packed venues and were very well received! I danced the heroine, Flora, Sunday night. I was CD3 and my period was in full flow so the audience was properly shocked when it seemed as though I was hemorrhaging. My partner, in the role of Dracula, tried to staunch the flow after he had gorged on my blood and flinging the bloody thong around he splattered a few of the men in the first several rows with my flow. I thought for guys wearing $2,000 suits they took being splattered rather well. We offered to have the suits of five men dry-cleaned and only one took the offer. The others said they were not going to have my blood cleaned off. My producer gave each of them our card so if they change their minds they can get back to us. We did say the older the stain the less likely it would come out. Fortunately there were no women in the first few rows.

AST and discharge fetishes

Fertile ‘egg white’ cervical mucus


Advanced Sexual Techniques: I’m CD3 and flowing heavily so today I’m practicing (rehearsing) a form of vampire-sex that I will be teaching a few of my AST students at St Lucy’s on the days I’m at full flow. They really have to be comfortable playing with their discharge for vampire-sex to be successful so it’s usually the older students who have been sexually active for a few years who qualify.

Returning readers remember that for the past three years I’ve been having menstrual extractions (MEs) to remove my endometrium by suction which reduced my period to two days. Because I no longer need to have MEs I can resume having my normal six-day menses where days three and four are my heavy flow days and I can use my menstrual flow as a teaching tool. There are various versions of Vampire-sex but the one I will be teaching requires the woman to either have a GyneFix IUD implanted or use two diaphragms so she will have effective contraceptive protection.

Until recently foreplay using a ripe rubber diaphragm wasn’t in the St Lucy’s AST syllabus because it’s a subject that had rarely come up unless women were talking about ways to get rid of the odor, by soaking the D in a 50/50 solution of white vinegar and water. But by introducing the service in the local fetish community we found there are a surprising number of men who find the scent of a ripe latex diaphragm erotic. And developing a vaginally enhanced pungent rubber odor from her gas guard is an easy way for a girl to get and hold a rubber-fetishist’s attention, so it has become worthwhile including ripe rubber foreplay in the course.

Ripe rubber + menstrual flow: Now, combine the ripe rubbery stench of a latex diaphragm that had been inserted continuously for several days with the scent of menstrual flow and you have man-bait that is irresistible to a man in rubber-lust. It’s also the sort of thing a girl can use to separate the men with real rubber-lust from the guys who say they are into a girl’s vaginal secretions just to get in her panties. If a girl is unsure she can test her guy’s commitment in three stages during different times in her cycle.

A caution. If a woman wants something in addition to the heavy rubbery stench of a ripe rubber diaphragm this technique works best for women who are not using hormonal contraceptives, HCs. That’s because generally woman on HCs will be dryer, that is not producing as much volume in their vaginal secretions, lubricant, cervical fluid or menstrual flow.

Phase one: All a girl has to do is wear her diaphragm continuously for two or three days for it to develop a strong funky rubbery scent from her vaginal secretions interacting with the latex or silicone of her diaphragm. A latex diaphragm (a Reflexions flat spring is the only latex model generally available now) is best for this because the latex develops a strong scent quicker. If you are going to try this as foreplay, be sure to insert the diaphragm ‘dry’ (without spermicide) because the taste of chemical spermicides (using Nonoxynol-9) is horrid and interferes with the taste of a girl’s natural secretions. I’m teaching a series of encounters in three phases to introduce a partner to a woman’s vaginal fluids.

In the first phase she wears the diaphragm for three days during her luteal interval, after the woman has ovulated, when the D can develop a scent but there will be minimal discharge collected by the dome. Then the woman lets her partner remove her D and sniff the scent before he licks her secretions out of the dome. While he is enjoying the taste of her feminine discharge if she isn’t wearing a GyneFix she applies spermicide in her second diaphragm and inserts it so she is protected for the penetrative sex that will follow.

Phase two: If letting him lick out the dome of her luteal interval diaphragm goes well then she has two other discharge options, filling the dome with fertile cervical mucus (FCM) during her mid-cycle fertile days and menstrual flow during her period. If she is still unsure of her partner’s enthusiasm for consuming her discharge she should try him next with her FCM. This can be clear thick (the consistency of egg white) and very stretchy and sometimes brown in color. The brown is from a few drops of oxidized blood from spotting because of the woman’s high estrogen level just prior to or at ovulation and is called ovulation spotting. If he enjoys licking the fertile cervical mucus out of her diaphragm then she can move on to phase three, ripe rubber plus menstrual flow.

Phase three: For phase three she wears her ripe rubber diaphragm during her period to collect her flow. This phase, wearing a diaphragm while menstrual, requires a warning. DO NOT FORGET YOU HAVE A DIAPHRAGM INSERTED! For women on HCs or who are near the end of their flow it is possible that there will not be enough flow to fill the dome and she can forget she is wearing the second D and forget to remove it. Forgetting and leaving old blood in an inserted diaphragm can cause a serious infection or even Toxic Shock Syndrome (TSS) so a woman using a second D for protection should have some way of reminding herself that her D is still inserted. What I do is leave the empty case for my D on a shelf in plain sight in my bathroom so I see it every time and am reminded.

Ok, so an hour or two before she is to meet her phase three partner she insets her D, if she isn’t already using it for flow control. Then when she has gotten him into an intimate setting she lets him remove her D and drink her flow. I’ve found it’s best to use a dark rubber sheet on the bed and to minimize spillage I lay on my back while my partner is carefully removing the D full of flow. There will be some spillage (blood trickling down my perineum tickles) but with practice that can be minimized by timing, not letting it fill to the rim before removal and care during removal to compress the rim as little as possible, which is a trick most men seem to find difficult to learn. I can tell if he likes drinking my flow if he licks the clots out of the dome then licks the blood off his upper lip, smiles and winks at me. If he does I’ve made a vampire conquest!

Breath play and Menstrual dive-sex

A German vendor’s advert for corrugated hoses

Corrugated rubber hoses: Some committed D/S couples like to use this type hose to smell each other’s scent mixed with the wonderfully pungent rubber odor of the hoses while they sleep. Returning readers will remember that I’ve cautioned about the danger of using long corrugated hoses for rubber fetish breath play because of the very real possibility of CO2 buildup in long hoses that aren’t well ventilated leading to asphyxia. As more Men and their partners become interested in wearing encasement rubber, gasmasks and breathe play the accidents with corrugated hoses are mounting. There are in-line OxyGens that can be used to eliminate the risk of CO2 buildup but they tend to minimize the scents of ones partner and the rubber hoses. The image above shows a woman fitted with both vaginal and anal hoses. A woman’s vaginal scent is particularly rich with her pheromones when she is menstrual. However menstrual flow can sometimes solidify in the hoses – when there is a low spot in the hose run - where her flow can collect and block passage and her partner could experience a lack of oxygen. Even with the real risk of brain injury from lack of oxygen there is so much interest by fetishists in using corrugated rubber hoses in breath play that Fasteners, our casino’s BDSM boutique, can’t keep the most popular lengths in stock.

Deep-dive menstrual sex: Today I’m CD1 and went to the clinic right after taking my company’s pointe class for my usual menstrual extraction. Afterward I took Jacques into the pit – my 68 foot deep pool – for my first ever dive-sex w/o an Oves sucking on my cervix and for deep (below 33 feet) dive-sex as well. Returning readers remember that I have been testing Reflexions flat spring diaphragms to see if they can be used below 33 ft w/o the rim distorting from the pressure that causes them to leak the way coil spring and arcing spring rim diaphragms will. Readers will also recall that the search for a diaphragm as an effective gas guard below 30 feet is because cervical caps can’t be used while menstrual because the flow will fill the small dome and cause the cap to ‘float off’ the cervix allowing entry of semen, pool water and air bubbles. I have tested Reflexions five times at 130 feet with Adolph in his training well while using Oves as backup and it worked as I had hoped with no rim distortion (I checked with my fingers) and it formed an extremely tight seal at that depth and didn’t leak at all. My biggest concern was if the Reflexions alone would act as an effective gas guard during deep penetrative sex when my cervix was being thrust into and the dome was being stretched and it passed on all counts.

I have very regular 28 day cycles so it is extremely unlikely that I would become fertile so that any sperm that might make it to my tubes could fertilize my egg, but a girl can never be 100% certain about that sort of thing. Of course with dive-sex the primary need is to prevent pool water and air from getting into the diver’s cervix and beyond. The nice thing about a flat spring rim is that it doesn’t bend except in a plane that is not affected by male partner’s thrusts so in theory it should be very safe in that regard. And, as it turned out it was! Jacques took me twice while we were on the bottom of the pit with a lot of thrusting into my cervix and when I checked immediately afterward, with my fingers while I was still in afterglow on the bottom the dome was still tightly sealed. On the surface when I checked the contents of the dome there was a bit of residual menstrual flow and nothing else! I was so pleased! Most of the girls in my circle are menstrual too since their cycles are synced to mine so I think they will be pleased to know that they can safely enjoy taking a man below 30 feet while menstrual by using a flat spring diaphragm as a gas guard.

Menstrual sex

A submissive being trained for menstrual sex

Menstrual sex: When I’m menstrual I have my secondary libidinal peak when I enjoy menstrual sex with all its messiness and the attendant monthly scents of blood and uterine flow along with the normal scents associated with the sweaty exertion of energetic intercourse. A lot of men are turned off about having sex with a woman during her period so finding guys who enjoy ‘swimming in the Red Sea’ and who are suitable partners can sometimes be difficult. I recently had a lovely chat with a friend as we set up guidelines for a menstrual encounter when I visit him, he lives out of state, hopefully in the near future. He is so into menstrual sex! I can’t imagine why we haven’t done this before. He’s married so he’ll have to take me in my hotel room. To give readers some idea what goes into planning this sort of an encounter from a woman’s perspective here is a bit of our conversation:

A friend: What clothes would you wear for CD1? We would have menstrual sex in your hotel room, but with bed protection that is usually what I do in that situation.

Me: Around here I usually wear something red when I'm menstrual and red pointe shoes... I'm not usually too grouchy but I like to give... men especially... warning... Would you like me demure... or haughty when I’m menstrual?

A friend: Nice I like that touch. Red something in your outfit.... I would like you however you honestly feel... I mean just be yourself and I would LOVE the messy sex very, very sexy for me...

Me: Well, that's a problem with you. On one level I would love to dominate you, the great expert in your field who has thousands of women after him. On the other hand I want to feel protected, demure and submissive when under your spell...

A friend: I would provide a latex bed sheet for our menstrual sex so we can just let you flow and enjoy it .... ha ha.. ok then on CD1 you dominate and on CD2 you are submissive then...

Me: Awesome! I'll bring my whip and ballet boots with the 7 inch spike heels! And then on CD2 I wear a bondage collar and labia leash... I hate being taken in the shower! The mess washes away but the encounter is so antiseptic I think...The rubber sheet solves several problems and I get my latex fix digging the platforms of my red leather pointes into the rubber to lift my hips when you are thrusting into me in missionary.

A friend: I agree about the shower.. and I would want you on the bed missionary style and with you on top too... the menstrual blood has to be enjoyed... not washed away....

Me: I totally agree! My bloody flow is a gift and the sign of the renewal of my reproductive cycle...

A friend: I would also want to enjoy your menstrual blood when out and about with you... how do you usually like to arrange that

Me: I just empty my Milex or whatever CB I’m using before I leave home and then again when I need to... since I've been having regular MEs for more than 18 months now I haven't had to empty while away from home... what do you have in mind?

A friend: You would not have your ME till CD3 so we could enjoy CD1 and 2 to the full. I would not want you protected at all and would want full and free access to you at all times... you would control your flow with a belted pad and no panties so it could just be slid to one side when I wanted to take you and enjoy your menses on my penis... you would be allowed a male condom if you wished but that is all...

Me: I flow heavily on CD2 so if I’m not to use ANY protection ... Ohhh a pad and belt...yes, that's ok... I can do that easily! Umm... I would be allowed a male condom? LOL! What good would that do me? I wouldn't need in for contraception.

A friend: just in case you felt you wanted contraceptive cover. (not that you would need it)

Me: Ahhh... well... that's a sweet thought, but with my ME the next day and then again on CD1 of my next cycle I don't think I'd need it. And If I did... Well, wouldn't that be awesome to be carrying your baby, but it would only be for a month.. Then I’d terminate it!

A friend: no you would not need it .. just I always offer… yes that would be awesome I agree.

Me: The condom is a lovely gesture and it's appreciated too!

A friend: would you enjoy that plan for CD1/2?

Me: Wearing a belted pad, yes absolutely! It's rather like wearing an absorbent thong...