Preparation for the 2017 Vernal Equinox

Miss Nexplanon teasing Morning Wood

The Photo: Pregnant, but not yet showing Miss Nexplanon teasing Marvin as she prepares to go clubbing with him. There is a black garter belt that gos with the rest of the ensemble to complete the look.  

I like wearing something like this with all the straps and fasteners at bedtime so a partner can “help” me out of it while getting us both in the mood. I have found it is an amazing tease! I’ll let him ejaculate in the reinforced toes of the stockings when I’m dressing before adding toe pads, forcing my toes into the blocks of a pair of pointes, pulling the backs up over my heels, wrapping the ribbons tightly around my ankles, tying them snugly and tucking the ends under, out of the way. I’ll do a ten-minute warmup at my bedroom barre letting him watch me doing barre splits and when I’ve finished he is marvelously hard, standing tall dripping pre-cum ready to push his way inside me after he helps me with the straps and fasteners.     

Preparation for the Vernal Equinox celebration: I had thought I would be able to have Tim as my partner on the Celtic altar at sunrise on March 20^th to celebrate the Vernal Equinox, but it wasn’t to be. I had offered to let the War College course he is taking conduct military exercises on my property and house and feed them for the week of the equinox when they are scheduled to hold field exercises. However, after the school sent out a survey party to see if the topography of the area met their training needs I was told that HM’s government was concerned about possible accident liability when holding armed forces training on private property, so they declined my offer with thanks and will train that week in the highlands of Scotland. So, I found myself temporarily w/o a partner for the sunrise celebration of the arrival of Spring.

My wards on Spring break: Returning readers will recall my wards are: Bea a 19 y/o who graduated from St Lucy’s in 2015 and entered Cambridge last fall; Willow a 21 y/o Brit-chick who danced with the Royal Ballet. She is Jack’s natural daughter by an RB ballerina. When released from the company Willow danced in my ballet Co in Vegas. She graduated from UNLV and she is in grad school at Cambridge; The Dryads, Bryony and Claire in their mid-20s and former dancers with the RB who are studying for Doctorates in Clinical Psychology at University College London.

The Cambridge five-week Spring break, between Lent and Easter terms is from Friday March 17^th to Tuesday April 25^th. The girls will be with me for at least the first two weeks and they are bringing boyfriends with them which saves me the trouble of bringing in male companions they may not like.

Marvin, “Morning Wood”, becomes available: Returning readers may recall Marvin: AKA ‘Morning Wood’ is my most recent former psychoanalyst and previous fetish lover. He helped me come to terms with my responsibilities as a Druid Priestess and handmaiden of Aphrodite. However, he is delusional in that he has a fixation that when I’m dressed in her dance or street clothes I am his dead wife Jenna (from her photos we could be identical twins) who was a dancer killed in a car crash along with their 6 mos. old baby a few months before I met him. She was a Soloist with the San Francisco Ballet before their marriage and my looks and ballet background put him almost instantly in my thrall. Fortunately, our pointe shoe sizes (4 ½ or 5 ½when menstrual) and dress size (#2) are the same. She wore a Bloch Alpha (S0104) pointe shoes, with a ¾ outer sole that allowed full display of her and now my high arches, but require very strong feet and ankles to remain centered over the blocks.

When I moved to the UK in January of 2015 Marvin came with me and worked as a psychiatrist in the Blackthorn Clinic in London. With the move, I brought along all of Jenna’s clothes and I was very careful to make sure I brought along her pairs of Bloch Alpha pointes – 24 pairs in varying states of use - that still have her scent in them which I wear during sex with him. I have also bought new pairs of the S0104 style, but use them for training and around home when he is with me and have saved wearing her shoes for when we are having sex which is when I need to be the best Jenna I can be for him. He likes taking me in missionary with my hips on a hard pillow and legs over my head. That way he can smell the scent of the sweat dampened paste in her pointe-shoes while he is thrusting into me.

In the fall of 2015 Marvin was offered a position as a Don at Cambridge. With my encouragement, he accepted and moved to Cambridge to teach at Trinity College. I could have held him in my thrall, but I let him go thinking he had helped me over some rough spots and I wanted to let him reach his potential as an academic and to let him get away from me as I reminded him continually of Jenna. He has thrived at Cambridge and I haven’t had sex with him in about a year.

At Cambridge Marvin developed an intimate a relationship with a post grad student who I’ll call “Miss Nexplanon” who recently fell preggers from their affair even though the Nexplanon (the single rod upper arm etonogestrel implant) failure rate is .05% for both perfect use and typical use because the method requires no user action after insertion. The rod was inserted correctly and it had only been implanted a bit more than a year of its three-year effective life so it was initially thought that her conceiving was just one of those one in a thousand chances. However, Marvin found out that she had not told him or her Gyn that she suffered from epileptic seizures and was on an anti-epileptic drugs (AED) which can reduce the effectiveness of the progestin released by Nexplanon.

It’s not clear if she had been asked what other meds she was on before Nexplanon was implanted. She certainly should have been and there is usually a sheet for the patient to sign so there won’t be any questions later. If the question was asked did she lie or could she have forgotten she was on an anti-seizure med?  Whatever the reason for her not telling her Gyn she was on an AED, the omission put her at much greater risk of conceiving than anyone expected. Marvin offered to marry her, but she left Uni without giving him an answer. So, until she returns or contacts him he is available for stud service and he is an amazingly talented stallion!

Morning Wood and me: Marvin says he liked watching her since she reminded him of the fun we had as she sat on the edge of their bed and Kegel his liquefied semen into a pad then insert a tampon to absorb the last bit that always seems to drain out forever before pulling on her tights. He reminded me that I on the other hand would sit on his face (which she wouldn’t do) and kegal his spunk into his mouth while he parted my labia with his tongue and he would swallow it. He loves the musky scent of my genital secretions after we have had sex so I’d let the last of his seed drain into the absorbent gusset of my tights or leggings. I have happy memories of  enjoying the gusset’s slippery feel against my labia knowing it would provide lubrication when he would push me against a wall and finger-fuck me in preparation for our next encounter.

Marvin and I have kept in contact and I knew that he was no longer in a relationship so I offered, if he was available, to share my bed with him during his Spring break and take him as my partner on the ancient Celtic altar at dawn on the Vernal Equinox. And he agreed! I do so look forward to having his semen draining out of me again! I should be CD17 – three days after I ovulate - on the equinox so I can safely take him w/o either of us using protection of any sort which means I can enjoy having his sperm in my tubes again with no consequences.

Celebrating the Vernal Equinox, British Summer Time

A Sessile Oak or Welsh or Irish Oak

The Photo: A small stand of sessile oaks similar in age to this one is in a field south east of the castle. It is under one of the oldest and eastern most trees in that woods that we celebrated the Vernal Equinox.

The 2016 Vernal Equinox: On March 20^th sunrise was at 6:15 AM. It was 30° (F) and a 10 mph north east wind and heavy cloud cover at Blackthorn Castle. Actually the clouds were covering the mountain top so we were in fog when we held the celebration. That was much better than snow and gale force winds we had at the Winter Solstice. This time Bea and I and our partners were kept warm in shearling robes made from sheep from the Barony’s flocks by a local leather crafter in the village outside the castle and from a design by Emily, my dresser. Bea and I wore pink satin Gaynor Minden pointes and Victoria’s secret bikinis under our robes. 

The trees in this grove have been the site of Celtic celebrations for years moving from the oldest when it dies to the next oldest, which in a consecration ceremony then becomes the new Holy Oak. The celebrations have progressed that way through the grove. Edith, 22^nd Baroness Blackthorn, my predecessor had kept up the family journal of Celtic celebrations that was begun in the 14^th century that is one of the glories of the castles muniment rooms. The celebrations journal has now become my responsibility as only the title holder is supposed to make entries.

The Celtic crypt and sanctuary in the grotto below the foundation of the east tower of the castle was used in times of war when a safe location was required for religious celebrations long before the castle was built over it. That may go a long way to explaining why I’ve had such a struggle celebrating the celestial events in the crypt and on the fighting top of the east tower when there is no danger to the celebrants safety from marauding humans. The Celts loved to worship among forest groves and this celebration of the Vernal Equinox beneath the branches of the “Blackthorn Oak” went splendidly.      

The Sessile Oak (species: Quercus petraea) also goes by the common names Welsh Oak or Durmast Oak. The name "sessile" comes from the fact that the acorn is attached directly to the branch without a stem. The common name "Welsh Oak" is used in Wales where it is our national tree. While lone oaks will spread as the one in the photo accompanying this entry has in a grove the oaks grow thinner and much taller as has the current Blackthorn Oak under which we celebrated the Vernal equinox.

Sex under the “Blackthorn Oak”: Bea and I and our partners ‘Happy’ and ‘Bashful’ from the first cast of the Seven Dwarfs who were coming off two weeks of R&R to participate in the ninth and final week of the Pelvic Intensive, walked down the several hundred yards from the castle to the oak grove a little before 6:00 AM. While the wind at ground level was light it was gusting in the tops of the trees so that it made moaning sounds every bit as scary as the wind through the tone holes of the standing stones at Location Z. The first signs of spring with the temperature moderating are especially noticeable on the eastern side of the castle where the prevailing winds from the west are blocked to some extent and the southern sun can warm the mountainside. The oaks are just beginning to bud so the wind was blowing through branches totally free of leaves. Bea and I had walked the path at dawn with high-power torches the day before so we knew what to expect and while it was spooky (there were owls and Red Kites in nesting in the trees which made noises) we weren’t scared. It also helped that there is supposed to be a curse on the area that intruders disappear or go mad if they purposely come in to that area uninvited by the Baroness. That has kept incursions into that stand of oaks by the uninvited to a minimum.  

We got Happy and Bashful to the Holy Oak without incident though they seemed a bit skittish. At sunrise, at exactly 6:15 AM, we allowed our partners to enter us. The boys were well rested. Their erections were awesome, hard, wet and dripping pre-cum so Bea and I were penetrated quickly and forcefully while standing en pointe in a vertical missionary position backed against opposite sides of the tree and we gave them pompoir, using our well toned vaginal muscles to milk their erections causing them to ejaculate in us in less than five minutes after penetration. Since I was CD16 and had ovulated two days before just to be very safe I double bagged with an Oves cap screwed down tight on my cervix and wore one of my latex Reflexions flat spring diaphragms over that with the anterior rim tucked snugly into my post-pubic vault.  Returning readers will recall that Bea has a frameless, stringless, GyneFix copper bead IUD so she took her celebratory partner w/o wearing a barrier which she only uses when she is having underwater sex to minimize the likelihood of having water forced into her uterus by the hydraulics of her partner’s thrusts. Her partner’s forget she is well protected from pregnancy as their sperm rushes through her cervical os only to be met by the copper ions of the dissolving copper beads which quickly immobilized the little swimmers before they can reach her tubes.

But it is in our partners’ power to delude themselves that they will conquer the odds and get us pregnant which keeps their minds focused on the possibility that they could have their babies growing in our bellies. It seems to be a fantasy universally enjoyed by men when inseminating a beautiful woman. Afterward as our partners escorted us back the few hundred yards to the castle we began to drain coital discharge into the thongs of our bikinis. Since it was consecrated discharge – fluids secreted during a holy ceremony – we were required to swap partners for cunnlingus so I took Bea’s man and she took mine and the men knelt between our legs and licked our labia and inserted their tongues in our vaginas while we Kegeled as much of their spend into their mouths. Then they sucked on the crotches of our thongs to get as much of our holy discharge out of the fabric as possible, which is supposed to being our partner’s good luck.

British Summer Time: On Sunday March 27^th the UK along with countries in Western Europe will move our clocks ahead one hour to British Summer Time.

Hercule Poirot must certainly be crying: It seems Inspector Cluseau has moved from France to Belgium and has been put in charge of that countries search for terrorist operatives. From news reports the amount of intelligence about terrorist activities passed between jurisdictions and not acted on, and the amount of information about terrorist activities collected and not shared between the many jurisdictions within Belgium would make a blockbuster film comedy if it weren’t for the appalling fact that bombs are going off in Brussels, many innocent lives have been lost and the citizens are terrified because of what appears to have been yet another massive intelligence failure. And Brussels is the headquarters of NATO! Go figure!   

To Bea or not to Bea

A stunning bikini by Agent Provocateur

The photo:  While in London for her STI panel and GyneFix ultrasound Bea visited the AP shop at 16 Pont St Knightsbridge and picked up several of these bikinis to tease men during dive-sex and for our planned trip to Virgin Gorda.  

Cunilingus and the cosseted cunt: The nutritional value of semen from a normal male ejaculation (about one teaspoon’s worth) contains between five and 25 calories and a minimal amount of protein. Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc. I like to say that swallowing semen is a ‘nutritional supplement’, but of course it’s really not and can be dangerous if the donor has an STI which is why my partners are tested so frequently.

I mention this because Bea and I have renewed our sexual relationship. While she is very young she is of the age of consent and we are not related so there is no problem with our relationship being illegal. She has asked me to mentor her in her quest to learn more about the pleasures of sex between women which has appealed to my love for teaching as well as the sexual pleasure it can bring us both. I thought about saying no, but agreed to her request because I want her to learn safely and if I don’t train her then she will seek help elsewhere with a less experienced teacher.

Since I can teach her a great deal about girl-girl sex and she is fun to be with I agreed to guide her in this aspect of her sexuality so we have been experimenting with something new. Well, new for us. In addition to enjoying my breast milk we are exploring her increased interest in oral girl-girl sex, at least with me, but that hasn’t reduced her interest in men at all. Even for a woman she is an exceptionally gentle and considerate lover and a gorgeous young woman so her looks absolutely stun men when she enters a room. I think her ballet training which has given her poise and confidence has allowed to bloom spectacularly at such a young age.  Returning readers will recall that Bea has a GyneFix copper IUD implanted so she can safely take an unprotected man without needing contraceptive barrier protection herself, unless needing a barrier as a gas guard or flood insurance during dive-sex. 

Cunilingus training: During her cunilingus training we meet very soon after we have orgasmed with unprotected men who have ejaculated in us, using the guys to inseminate us so Bea and I can suck out each other’s coital discharge. Since the men make a contribution to her training they wanted to watch one of our training sessions, but we are so into each other during a session that it is too private for an audience even by video.  However, since the sessions are being videoed they might be for sale later after our faces have been pixilated out.  She has a very long tongue as do I so she is an apt and talented pupil.  I’m teaching her tonguing techniques to caress the clitoris barrel and occasionally its head, though that should be used only when a partner asks for it since most women I know can’t stand any direct touching of the clit as it is so sensitive. Bea’s cycles are no longer in synchrony with mine as we have been apart for too long. Even so, I’m CD13 and fertile and she is CD15 and ovulated today which means I can not only suck out her lover’s semen I can also enjoy sucking out a some of her fertile cervical mucus which thickens her coital discharge and today was colored and flavored with a little blood from ovulation spotting when the follicle ruptured to release her egg.

A taste of latex: Speaking of flavor, to give me a taste of latex when she isn’t secreting FCM she will wear one of her latex flat spring diaphragms so her arousal lube and her partner’s semen will be flavored by the latex device marinating in their genital secretions. This gives me the opportunity to get an idea of what my coital discharge tastes like since I usually wear a latex diaphragm if I know a male partner is going to give me cunilingus after pumping me full of semen.

In my case I have been training with a latex flat spring diaphragm inserted so Bea can savor what my coital discharge tastes like when flavored by a well used latex diaphragm. I have also worn a silicone Milex arcing rim so she can taste and appreciate the significant difference in taste.     

The Vernal Equinox and the arrival of spring: Technically Spring will arrive here in Wales at 4:30AM GMT on Sunday, March 20^th. However, Sunrise is at 6:15AM and the Celts celebrated at sunrise so that is what we will continue to do. I will have only one other pair concelebrating with me and that will be Bea and a partner yet to be named. I had hoped that Willow, Viscount Sandbach’s natural daughter, would be able to participate but her schedule with her ballet company in London will not permit her absence. The weather at Llanidloes which is the nearest forecast to Blackthorn Castle is to be in the mid 30s° (F) with heavy clouds and a light wind from the northeast. If that holds we will be lucky that it isn’t raining. But since the Castle is at least a thousand feet above Llanidloes it will almost certainly be below freezing.

 

 

 

Reservoir reservations, tip troubles, the vernal equinox

The Photo: A Durex XL latex condom in its packet. Its nominal Width is 2.24"/57mm and its length is 8.46"/ 215mm and it is used by most of the Seven Dwarfs+2 who are helping train the Flowers.

The Photo: a rolled latex condom showing the reservoir tip used to collect semen to reduce the chance of the condom breaking during ejaculation or the semen being forced back along the partner’s shaft causing him to slip out of the condom.

Tip troubles: The reservoir tip of a condom is generally thought to be a safety feature. However, it can be easily punctured intentionally by a fingernail of a mischievous male or a scheming female partner while ‘helping’ him to insert himself if s/he is intent on wanting a pregnancy to result from the encounter and the condom is the only protection being used. This is often the case in the unintended (by the woman) pregnancies we see coming to the clinic for a termination where the woman suspects the condom may have been intentionally sabotaged.

There is another way to minimize the protection of a condom by a woman with very well developed pelvic muscles and the right combination of pelvic anatomies of the couple, where he is able to thrust into her anterior or posterior fornix. When he bottoms out in her fornix the reservoir tip is mashed flat forcing the pre-ejaculate collecting in the tip to be squeezed down around his glans and around his shaft. A few thrusts will continue to empty the tip forcing more pre-ejaculate further into the condom until he slides out of the condom while still fully erect. This is a technique used by escorts who want to mind-fuck a partner.

The mind-fuck: Even if the woman is too deep for the man to reach the depths of her fornix while she is aroused and fertile she can push down, as though having a BM, which will force her uterus and therefore her cervix closer to the entrance of her vagina where he stands a better chance of bottoming out in her fornix and spreading the pre-ejac which will cause him to shed the condom and spew semen all over her ripe cervix. For this to work on a man knowledgeable about the menstrual cycle and signs of fertility she has to be secreting fertile cervical mucus (FCM) to show him she really is fertile and gobs of FCM mixed with his liquefied ejaculate can be Kegeled out for his benefit.  Escorts who pull this trick these days almost always (some few have had their tubes tied) have a frameless copper bead GyneFix IUD implanted with the strings trimmed off so they can continue cycling naturally and enjoying the benefits of the hormonal highs experienced while fertile and give every appearance of being unprotected except for her partner’s condom that she ruined or he slipped out of and inseminated her. That way she retains her ability to have children when her days of being an Escort, a career usually far shorter than being a dancer, are over.

Once they ‘discover’ her partner’s condom failure after he withdraws unsheathed and they have to fish for the condom that has typically been forced into a fornix, or discover the slit reservoir, the mind-fuck of the male partner begins. That can be financially very rewarding for the Escort especially if her partner has a wife and small children. She will ask for money for an abortion after emailing him a photo of someone else positive pregnancy test and follow that up with periodic requests for more money. That works particularly well on wealthy submissive men. 

A prolapsed uterus: If she is not careful a woman able to take and enjoy very large men into her fornices stands a chance of her partner’s thrusts tearing the tendons holding her uterus in place, especially if it occurs frequently.  Most young women don’t think it can happen to them, but should she miscalculate and her partner thrusts violently in either fornix and if this occurs repeatedly she is in danger of her ligaments tearing and her uterus beginning to descend into her vagina.  Being a masochist and enjoying the pain in this case can have serious long term consequences.

We need to take precautions to minimize the chance of tearing any of the two sets of uterine ligaments 1) The Pubocervical Ligaments are bilateral structures, which attach the cervix to the posterior surface of the pubic symphysis. They function to support the uterus within the pelvic cavity, and 2) The Uterosacral Ligaments that are also bilateral fibrous bands, which attach the cervix to the sacrum. They are also known as the recto-uterine ligaments or sacrocervical ligaments. These support the uterus and hold it in place. When we are to be with a very long man to prepare to take as much of him as we can we will usually masturbate by fondling the shafts of our clits or have him do it for us prior to any penetration by his penis to make sure we are fully arrousaed and well lubed so are able to take his entire length w/o risking torn ligaments from too forceful and deep thrusting. Girls who can’t safely take a partner’s entire length even when aroused are strongly encouraged to have him use a silicone cock ring as a buffer.

The agony and the ecstasy: For a woman with superior pelvic skills there can be great pleasure and satisfaction in being able to manipulate a partner out of his condom or just for the fun of being able to milk his unprotected glans by squeezing it to orgasm in one of her fornices. However, what we always should be mindful of is that in having a good time being fucked boneless we don’t lose sight of the possibility of being injured. Falling off pointe during a ballet-sex orgasm can lead to a broken or sometimes worse a badly sprained ankle. Or, rushing to get in a quickie and not being properly aroused and tented to take all of him comfortably resulting in extremely painful uterine ligament damage.  While I try always to be careful when with a very large and experienced man the ever present risk of injury as with the possibility of pregnancy is for me is one of the thrills of  having my brains fucked out in the arms of a wonderfully strong and handsome man.

Preparations for the Vernal Equinox: Since the ninth and final week of the PA candidates pelvic intensive will begin on Sunday March 20^th, which is the vernal equinox in the northern hemisphere, I thought I would include them in the Celtic worship ceremony. Being able to channel Rhiannon/Rigantona which my Goddess, Venus/Aphrodite tells me is the guise in which she was worshiped by the Celts, gives me the desire to use the PA candidates in my fertility ceremony. The origins of which until now have been lost in the mists of time. Then I will be CD16 and newly luteal and may take a partner totally unprotected if I have felt mittelschmerz, ovulation pain, two days before. The weather will almost certainly be problematic for an outdoor celebration, but I will know more as the date gets a bit closer.

 

 

 

Preparations for celebrating the vernal equinox

A solar eclipse very similar to the one we will see in the UK on the vernal equinox 20 March, 2015

The 2015 Vernal equinox: My wards; Bea, Willow, and the Swan twins along with Anya who has been acting as their chaperone while they have been at UNLV since the first of the year, arrived aboard Limnaea II on Tuesday, the 17^th.  They were excused from classes as we had planned with their professors to have them work ahead. They will return to school at the end of spring break which runs from March 30 through April 4^th.   

We are going up to Inverness on my private sleeping car, The Dragon, having boarded late last evening with Marvin. We will stay this evening at Crag Abbey then on the 19^th move to His Grace’s hunting lodge in the mountains over looking Loch Broom and Ullapool in preparation for the celebration of the vernal equinox at sunrise on March 20^th.

His Grace’s Estate manager has been working with Chris, our male Gyn, to select men as seed donors in ritual sex with Aphrodite – in the form of my wards and myself - on the five altars of Location Z.

A complication: There will be an almost total solar eclipse in Scotland this Friday morning, the morning of the vernal equinox. I’m not sure if that is a good or bad thing for our welcoming in Spring, but it has certainly terrified the local Druid community as in the old religion eclipses were said to precede disasters so none of us is sure what to expect.

It’s a bit after 7:00 AM here and as soon as I post this I’m going to try to go back to sleep. I don’t sleep as well on trains as I do on Limnaea II. We are somewhere in Yorkshire at the moment I think.

The Vernal Equinox and ballet sex

A Reflexions diaphragm its introducer and red Gaynor Minden pointes

The photo: A Reflexions latex flat spring diaphragm, its introducer and red Gaynor Minden pointes. A flat spring rim is the most effective diaphragm to use during ballet-sex because it is almost impossible to under-thrust and under-thrusting is a common problem when using a diaphragm when penetrated from behind. In this photo the triangular shape of the “stimulator” (containing the rim diameter in mm) in the center of the convex side of the dome can be clearly seen.

The 2015 Vernal Equinox: In the Northern Hemisphere the 2015 Vernal equinox will occur on Friday March 20, at 22:45 UTC. I will be CD13 then and fertile so I should ovulate the next day. Given that my wards will have been away from me for two months they may not have stayed in menstrual synchrony with me, but if so it can’t be helped. This will be their last semester at UNLV and the academic schedule: “March 14, Saturday Mid-Semester (end of 8th week) March 30-April 4, Monday-Saturday* Spring Break” doesn’t fit the Goddesses need for them at Location Z to celebrate the arrival of spring on March 20^th.

So they will leave UNLV on the 14th and perform their duty as Demi-Priestesses of Aphrodite on the altars of the Goddess in the highlands of Scotland and return to classes on April 4^th. Missing some classes shouldn’t be a problem as their grades are quite good and they can get the lectures on the Internet.

Ballet-sex, under-thrusting and flat spring diaphragms: I had women guests for the weekend who are having trouble with their hormonal birth control and need barrier back-up so I fitted them with latex Reflexions diaphragms. Some diaphragm users are allergic to latex which is a unfortunate because a latex flat spring has superior heat transfer properties compared to silicone, the dome is stretchier and it is almost impossible to under-thrust the rim which – as I mentioned earlier - is more likely with other rim styles when being penetrated from the rear while we are en pointe as we are during ballet-sex and silicone lubricants are safe to use with latex, but not with silicone cervical barriers.

Drawbacks of latex diaphragms: As I mentioned some users or their partners are allergic to latex and a latex device can be quickly destroyed by using oily lubes and meds with it. Too, latex even when well cared for will last only a year or so if heavily used rather than the 2 or 3 year life of a silicone Milex. Latex also develops an odor quicker than a silicone device, which for a rubbrist could be a plus. Even so, because it is difficult to under-thrust, has wonderful heat transfer properties and silicone lubes can be used with it Reflexions diaphragms are very popular with many escorts and ballet, rubber and dive fetishists.

My guests: Roger and Maya are becoming good friends and he has been giving her clitoral orgasms and she has been sucking him off and swallowing, which he appreciates! So he is becoming much more relaxed in her care than with me as he fears me because sees me as his dominatrix who he does not want to disappoint. Maya should be well enough to take him vaginally today, Tuesday 1/27, so now we expect he will respond extremely well to her attention. Our forecast is for sleet or snow mid week so that will be an adventure. We have a plow if needed and can spread sand on the road. The servants say it’s unlikely that we will be snowed in.

Bracket burn: Maya has need of more attention than Roger has been able to give her so she been taking care of her additional sexual needs solo in the old ballet studio last refurbished in the 60s but still quite serviceable. It is fitted with very rare French 19^th century barre brackets which have rounded protrusions so that women can rub our pelvises against them while en pointe to stimulate the clitoris. Of course that shows up as ‘bracket burn’ on the crotches of tights or leos, but that is to be expected when few men are available as is the case in ballet companies.

Morning Wood as a ballet sub: I think I’ve convinced Marvin that our relationship is so amazing that there shouldn’t be anything wrong with us acting out his fetishes. As Jenna II I’m having him begin to explore things that Jenna I, his wife who died several years ago, wouldn’t do to or for him.  He adores me using my riding crop on him while I’m dressed as a ballet Mistress and he takes the role of a disobedient student. I dress him in a tight white tee, a thong-back dance belt, 90 denier cotton/Elastane leggings (worn as footless tights) rolled down over a belt to pull the leggings up between his lovely cheeks until they collide with the thong of his cup while in the front it is stretched tight over his dance belt presenting his package in a lovely high firm Elastane sheathed bulge. Then white ankle socks and white leather ballet slippers complete his costume. For his ‘training’ I fondle his bulging package and whip his calves and buttocks with my riding crop while I have him holding on to the barre standing on ¾ pointe. He loves that sort of discipline from me! It makes him so ardent to impale me on his wonderfully rigid shaft after I finish spanking him with my crop.

After his spanking there is a flurry of activity to partially disrobe. I’m wearing tights over a thong-back leotard so for him it’s just a matter of pulling down my tights and moving the thong to one side exposing my vulva.  For me it’s getting his belt off, his tights down and his cup pulled to one side to release his manhood. Then I face away from him, bend over and grasp the barre with one hand, rise en pointe a la seconde and reaching between m legs with the other hand and guide him between my engorged labia as he enters me from behind.

The great north east U.S. blizzard of Jan 26-27, 2015: Readers may ask why I’m writing about a storm in the U.S. or as Sarah Palin would say, “WTF?” There are two reasons. First I have a BFF living on Long Island who I hope will be safe if the storm is as bad as the forecasters and regional governments say it will be.  Second, Limnaea II had to be rerouted through Atlanta to London, Gatwick a bit more than 4220 miles rather than the 3700 miles from Manassas or Dulles to make sure the massive North Easter which is moving north along the coast very slowly was avoided.  Breaking News: The storm wasn’t as severe as some forecasts indicated and some people are upset. Upset about not getting 2+ feet of snow in NYC? Who woulda thunk it? Go figure!  

 

 

The 2014 Vernal Equinox and Roman engineering

Stacks of peat drying near where they were cut

Roman engineering: On the way up to the Holy site Jack said he had a surprise for me. When we got there I found he had cleared back the Gorse all the way past the ring of standing stones and in the process had uncovered an additional part of what he is calling the altar warming system. It seems the stone fire pits aren’t symmetrical and each has a top lip the height of which varies, the lowest part, by several inches while several feet wide along the pits circumference, and is closest to the altar which it is nearest to. Jack said that from the tight fit of the dry stone building technique he thinks the site heating system was built by the Romans about the time they built the temple to Venus-Aphrodite now under and part of the foundation of Crag Abbey which overlooks Loch Ness.

But that wasn’t the most fascinating part. What is amazing to me is that all around the circumference of the site just outside the ring of standing stones is a wind baffle, a ridge of four foot high ten foot long four foot thick stones. The surface of these stones that faces away from the altars and standing stones was fashioned with a concave taper of about 45° so it catches the wind flowing across the site and directs it downward into a series of channels under the surface of the site which directs the air across the fire in each of the twenty fire pits.

This results in a sort of bellows effect providing plenty of oxygen to each fire in the pits. There are baffles that decrease the speed of the air through the tunnels when the wind is blowing directly into them and the fire draws air through the tunnels when the wind strength isn’t very strong. I think of the fire pits and their air supply as set of large prehistoric hair dryers, which isn’t scientific, but the description really fits as each pit puts out a stream of hot air directed at the altar which it is closest to.

Jack said most of his and a crew of six workers from His Grace’s nearby estates, time was spent uncovering the air ducts cleaning them of animal nests and storm debris, fitting intake covers of coarse heavy screen that will block small animals and vegetable debris, but not hinder air flow too severely and replacing the stone covers which are the paving stones within the circle of standing stones.

Fire pit testing: Jack and I loaded the four fire pits surrounding the main altar with peat blocks brought up in a cart from several large stacks under tarps in the supply area just below the holy site. I had tested the incineration powder back at home and it worked well, but the girls and I would be risking being badly burned if there were embers and sparks that came off the fires, which is what the incineration powder was designed to prevent by causing every bit of combustible material to be totally consumed leaving only pure hot air rising off the fire. So I sprinkled the peat with the incineration powder to see if it worked when we need it to. Fortunately it worked even better than I’d hoped and even the North altar that is missing one of it’s fire pits, some of the stone ducting and the nearest several standing stones seemed to be heated fairly well and with Odile being a sadist with masochistic tendencies when the time cane she handled it well remembering the heavy robes and the cold of the Solstice.  

The celebration: At sunrise, 6:02 AM GMT (Daylight time in the UK doesn’t start until Sunday March 30^th.) we were all on our respective altars. I was wearing Aphrodite’s gold Amulet, the smaller one, which is several thousand years old that I think of as ‘field-jewelry’ and my badge of office rather than the much larger and heavier Necklace of State for formal occasions when I’m not working on my back.

We had all chosen to celebrate on the altars we occupied for the Winter Solstice. I on the main, Willow had chosen to consecrate initiates on the Eastern altar because it’s closest to the rising sun then Bea on the South, Odette on the Western altar and Odile on the Northern one. The heat had dried the paving stones in the altar area so the pink satin pointes that the girls and I wore: Block Alpha shoes for Bea, Willow and me and Freed Classics with Forteflex shanks for the Swan twins amazingly didn’t get wet at all. The goddess must have approved of our footwear as all our penetrative encounters went well and all the boys’ semen dripped on our shoes as they withdrew. The satin of mine was wonderfully stained and slippery wet with semen. It’s a pity the shoes worn during the celebration were all burnt.

The initiates under Jacks supervision had brought up stacks of peat blocks and covered them with tarps next to the fire pits and lit the fires at 5:45 AM. The ones not engaged in initiation rites on the altars were also charged with keeping the fire pits filled with fresh peat. It was 30° F and had been snowing heavily at that elevation, but stopped just before sunrise. Even so the extremely flammable and hot burning nature of the incineration powder started the peat and had kept it burning completely in the snow. The roar of the fire, the howling wind, the hiss of the snow being turned to steam before it could wet the peat and Jack shouting orders to the initiates to keep the pits stocked with peat and a red glow of the fires reflecting off the clouds we were just beneath gave the site within the standing stones with its bare chested men stoking fires and nude women the look of an erotic view of hell. 

Female pelvic power: The altar surfaces had been dried by the warm air flowing over them by the time we all took our places. We priestess in out new shearling robes were if anything too warm and I lay with mine open since with its hood it made a wonderfully soft bed on the hard stone altar, while my initiates mounted me and I sucked them dry while they gasped, moaned and called for their mothers. The young men who were welcomed into the old ways through me and my demi-priestesses were, through our bodies, being ritually taken by Aphrodite to teach them the joy of sex with a woman so they will crave the intimacy of melding two spirits into one at the moment of simultaneous orgasms.   It is unlikely that any of the initiated will ever again experience sex with a woman who has as tight a vagina as the loosest of us has, but that gives the men a reason to hope and spread their seed widely during their search.

Afterward: As a final offering to Aphrodite Himself mounted me while everyone else watched. I was gentle with him and gave him a good ride and we had several gentle orgasms that his heart could stand (I could have easily excited him to the extent that he died of heart failure while he was in my saddle) before he pulled out and was helped off me to declare the ceremony over. His need to’ tear off the last piece’ has become a fixture of these celebrations now and it is as much a display of his virility for all to see as it is for his pleasure and to torment Jack that he can have sex with Jack’s woman when he wants. And, he has cleverly codified the activity by routinely dipping his wick in me the last four times I’ve been Priestess while he claims he is rededicating himself to the service of Aphrodite. Perhaps he is. It doesn’t really matter as we both have fun and his position is unassailable.

The celebratory party left the Holy site and traveled to His Graces hunting lodge where we had a full English breakfast and I got to have carnal knowledge of a number of the older boys who had been initiated by my wards. They all seemed so amazed and appreciative that when they began to wilt I ripple-gripped them to sexually exhaust each one. After that small orgy there was the ritual burning of the priestesses’ fleece robes and pointe shoes then the initiates were all taken back to their respective villages to spread the word about having sex with tight pussy Goddesses on a mountain top surrounded by snow. No one off His Graces estates ever believes a story like that, but it builds interest in some of the other young ones for the next time which will be the 2014 Summer Solstice.

Crag Abbey: The girls and I and our support staff, Chris, our Gyn, and our dressers are now back at Crag Abby with Jack and His Grace for a few days rest before heading back home. I’m glad we left Ullapool when we did as they are calling for icy roads tonight and on the 21^st.  For the last three hours I’ve been down in the Roman temple to Aphrodite which returning readers will remember is behind the chapel in the undercroft of the Abby. I brought along a pair of Jenna’s Bloch Alpha pointes and one of her 70mm Milex Omniflex diaphragms and wore them down to her temple so she could see how strongly the Chi from wearing Jenna’s things affects me and to ask her how I should handle Brad. It’s not that she didn’t know how I felt costumed as Jenna when I was home, but here in her temple I feel physically closer to her. Her advice was to do what I thought best which was a relief as I had pretty much decided that on my own. But I was pleased that she thought my offering of pomegranates was acceptable and trusted my judgment.

Milex as a training diaphragm, prep. for the Vernal Equinox

A silicone Milex wide seal Omniflex diaphragm

The photo: A Milex wide seal Omniflex (coil spring rim) diaphragm. A common mold is used to extrude both Milex rim styles so the two indentations in the 8mm inner flange of the wide seal are where the fingers should be placed to fold the other, Arcing spring rim, style Milex contraceptive diaphragm.

Escorts, training assistants and training diaphragms: Training diaphragms serve several purposes. Things like decreasing the sensitivity of both an escort candidate and his training assistant so he can build his stamina for delayed orgasms. Learning effective techniques to under-thrust an All-Flex or Omniflex diaphragm on request or covertly. And for the women escort candidates how to wear a latex Reflexions flat spring diaphragm as flood insurance, to prevent having water forced into her uterus during dive-sex.

Stamina building: To increase the effort needed to cause a woman to reach vaginal orgasm a silicone diaphragm of the proper contraceptive size can be worn. Silicone diaphragms have far poorer heat transfer properties that the latex devices they replaced so decrease the tactile sensitivity of male/female vaginal contact. Depending on the individual woman’s pelvic anatomy occasionally the rim of an Omniflex might rub against her G-spot when she’s aroused increasing her sensitivity. With training assistants who have this situation (I was going to say ‘problem’, but for most Milex wearers that would not be a problem) it can usually be eliminated by having the training assistant wear a diaphragm one size larger.

Since all our TAs have GyneFix IUDs implanted the too large training diaphragm can be removed immediately after the training session since there is no need to leave it inserted for a minimum of six hours after having semen released in her vagina. Removing the too large diaphragm immediately after the training session prevents the possibility of developing a UTI from being unable to empty her bladder completely due to the too large rim pressing on her urethra.

Under-thrust training: Two different sizes are used for training depending on the woman client’s desired scenario; either accidental under-thrust where a properly sized Omniflex is used or a breeding fantasy where a diaphragm two sizes too small is used to increase the likelihood and ease of a partner intentionally under-thrusting the rim and filling the dome with semen.

Gas guard/flood insurance: This is taught to both training assistants and to sexually adventurous female clients who come to Adolph’s spa, The Lorelei, for encounters with some of Pirate’s stable of stallions. A correctly sized device or perhaps one size larger latex Reflexions flat spring diaphragm is worn to protect the woman from the possibility of having water forced into her uterus by the hydraulics of her partner’s thrusts during underwater sex.

If the woman is on another effective method of contraception the one size larger can be worn for the dive and removed immediately afterward to avoid the possibility of developing a UTI. With guests at The Lorelei diaphragms are usually fitted since they can be worn at any depth and Lorelei guests have access to Adolph’s deep water training facility. FemCaps can be fitted if the pelvic anatomy permits, but they are subject to painful squeeze below thirty feet.

Beware the Ides of March: Today Adolph’s 18 y/o niece had a serious accident while training with Adolph in his deep water training facility. Fortunately it occurred while he was with her so no one else can be blamed as his temper is legendary when something goes wrong. It was her fault as she had intentionally worn an Omniflex into The Well with him rather than the flat spring latex Reflexions she knew needed for maximum flood insurance protection. She told me later that she so loves it when her partner under-thrusts her protection, even though in her case it wouldn’t have resulted in a pregnancy even if she had been fertile because she has a GyneFix IUD implanted. I understand that feeling since I enjoy it too, though in my case if my Oves displaced while I was fertile I’d stand a good chance of conceiving.

When he took her in missionary at 125 feet while breathing Nitrox II she was a bit narced and her fantasy about having semen in the dome of her diaphragm combined to cloud her judgment and she didn’t object when he under-thrust the rim. During that encounter she had an air bubble forced into her uterus. She was on her period and some of the air formed a clot in her lung.  I’m CD7 today and she is cycling a few days behind me at the moment and was CD3 and bleeding heavily, the most dangerous time, when she got the clot. She is doing well enough in Adolph’s private hospital considering what might have happened, but will be on blood thinners and under observation for a few days. What that means is that she will not be going with me and my other wards to celebrate the Vernal Equinox on March 20^th at Location Z.

Smokeless fire: I’ve been working on my basic skills as a handmade of Aphrodite and I think I’ve mastered the formulation (with the help of Jeff at Labia Labs) of a special ingredient that can be sprinkled on wood and peat fires that will make them burn smokeless and nearly completely so there is almost no ash left. This will allow the use of the twenty large stone fire pits Jack found buried in the ground, four per altar, around the five altars at Location Z to provide warmth for the demi-handmaidens and me and our inductees. The fire pits had stone lids on them which is why they went undiscovered until recently and helps explain the distance between the main and secondary altars. Taking the smoke out of the peat fires while increasing the heat released will improve our comfort substantially while reducing the likelihood that we will be detected from the smoke if the weather happens to be clear. Jack already has pre-positioned stacks of cut blocks of dried peat under tarps in the provisioning area and the pits filled with the first blocks for the vernal equinox celebration.  The fires for this years vernal equinox will be the first in the fire pits in hundreds of years and other than improving our comfort I wonder what other effect they might have.

UNLV’s spring recess is from March 17-22 so we will be leaving for Inverness and Ullapool this coming Monday the 17^th.

The vaginal martini, and dive-sex

Pimento Stuffed Gourmet Queen Spanish olives

The Photo: Stuffed Queen Olives used in vaginal martinis described in the post below.

Pirate helps cater a major East Coast event: The head of our escort service was asked by a counterpart in New Jersey to help fill a shortage of talent for the pleasure of out-of-towners attending the Super Bowl. The norovirus has hit the trade hard in New Jersey and they were short the quality of entertainers that they had agreed to provide. Of course the request came at a time of peak demand here as well. He wasn’t about to send his Goddess or Angel level girls even if they hadn’t already been spoken for, but he let about a dozen of his Barbie level girls go on loan and back-filled here with younger girls who he doesn’t want traveling. It was a push, but doing a favor for New Jersey could pay off long term. NJ sent a Learjet for them so we will see how that works out.

Andrea enrolls at UNLV and the Vernal Equinox: It was too late to get her enrolled for the spring semester w/o paying late fees. However, she has one of Adolph’s Amex cards so there wasn’t any problem with that. She just needs a few courses to be credentialed on campus while her primary training will be elsewhere. Working with escort trainees and attending my advances sexual techniques classes. As with UNLV ahe will be starting late but I can coach bher and having come from a Swiss finishing school she already knows a lot. It’s her muscle tone and stamina that she needs to work on.

Looking at the UNLV spring calendar I was pleased to see that the Goddess has again provided, in scheduling the spring break recess for March 17-22. The Vernal equinox is on March 20th so that’s quite a good fit though we might get them back a bit late depending what else happens at Ullapool and Crag Abbey. Projecting out my menstrual calendar I should be CD12 and fertile on the Vernal Equinox and baring upset cycles my wards should be as well. I’m not sure where Andrea will be in her cycle as her cycles will have to stabilize since she has just come off NuvaRing.

The vaginal martini: I’ve been working with two of the girls in my ballet troupe who are Mixologists’ as well to perfect their presentation when preparing vaginal martin’s for Adolph’s Super Bowl party and they – both the girls and the martinis – were a huge hit. The vaginal martini is extremely popular among men, even the ones who aren’t all that fond of gin since it’s the preparation of the drink, specifically the placing of the olive which they seem to be fascinated by.

The ratio of gin to vermouth in a martini has been steadily increasing since the cocktail was created. A ratio of 1:1 was common at the turn of the 20th century, and 3:1 or 4:1 martinis were typical during the 1930s and 1940s. During the latter part of the 20th century, 6:1, 8:1, 12:1, or even 50:1 or 100:1 Martinis became considered the norm.

Our signature party libation, the “vaginal martini” is mixed at a customer’s table from a bar-cart worked by a lovely young woman mixologist nude and totally waxed except for scalp hair and eyebrows wearing only Gaynor Minden pointe shoes she is standing on her toes in.  Our version of the vaginal martini is made with an 8:1 ratio of gin to vermouth and a pimento stuffed queen olive dispensed from the mixologist vagina into the glass with a delicate squeezing of her vaginal muscles after springing to échappé sur les pointes and holding the pose. 

A typical unaroused vagina can hold 4 or 5 queen olives comfortably. To properly prepare and present a vaginal martini the mixologists should be proficient in basic pointework, have strong vaginal muscle tone and be proficient with Ben Wa balls.

Super Bowl XLVIII: Seattle Defeats Denver 43-8. So much for ‘evenly matched’ teams! Seattle was given a 2-0 lead on the first play of the game when Denver snapped the ball into the end zone for a safety, and the Broncos never recovered. Sheesh! I was for Denver (sort of) but I didn’t really care who won.  But it wasn’t rven a good gamre. It was as though Denver players had grease bon their hands. They couldn’t hold on to the ball and Seattle players seemed to slip easily out of their grasp when tackles were attempted… Sigh!

I thought even the commercials were poor except for the Budweiser one with the Lab puppy and the Clydesdales. The good news is that Adolph didn’t have any of his girls disappear, which often happens during his parties.

Dive-sex at 60 feet: On the plus side for me I got some pool time. And the men who took me really blissed me out! It was the closest I’d come to having my brains fucked out in quite a while! There was a net strung across The Well at 100 feet so no one could accidently sink below that depth.

I wore my signature canary yellow Gottex thong bikini with my OTS Guardian FFM and twin 130 cu ft. hp steel tanks filled with Nitrox. Even so I had a HP steel 80 hung at 30 feet as a deco stop in case I needed it. I tethered to a float at 60 feet and slipprd out of my tanks and hooked them on to the float as well so I could enjoy both missionary and rear entry sex. Adolph was the first man to take me and he helped me hang my tanks and prepare to be blissed out.

I was CD22 and luteal so there was no chance of becoming preggers. Even so I wore an Oves cap screwed down tight on my cervix and a latex Reflexions Flat Spring diaphragm as flood insurance to prevent a partner’s thrusts from forcing water into my uterus.  Most of the men at the party were rubberists so they loved the fact that when having sex with me they would be thrusting into a natural rubber latex membrane that if they penetrated my anterior fornix would squeeze their glans at maximum thrust depth. I had four lovers at 60 feet who all came to me before it was time to surface. They had given me three massive G-spot orgasms and after each I just hung there gasping for air luxuriating in the afterglow with waves of contractions still occurring long after my partner had withdrawn.

It was so wonderful just hanging there and letting my lovers thrill me completely while sucking gas and watching our bubbles and listening to our bubbles roar and demand valves hiss as we sucked gas and his grunts as he thrust and my moans, mewing then screams as he caressed my G-spot and my muscles contracted around him and we came together! It was heaven!

Lesbians and breeding diaphragms

Pre-seed lubricates while protecting sperm from vaginal secretions

Lesbians and breeding diaphragms: A grad-student at UNLV referred a friend in the Air Force who is stationed at the Indian Springs site to me for assistance with a fertility problem. They are both in the same sorority and met at the Meat Market at Naughty Pleasures. Naughty’s is primarily Het, but some wonderful lesbian relationships have begun there as well and theirs is one of them and they want to get married.

So 'Barbara', the tall blonde air force officer, wants out of the service and has decided that becoming pregnant is the easiest and quickest way for her to return to civilian life. Barb could have picked up a man at one of the many bars in town, but wanted a man who is safe and with good genes in case the women want to keep the baby. So Barb wanted me to get her pregnant w/o having to have a man mount her or going to a sperm bank for semen.

Because Barbara’s and my pelvic sizes are similar what I’ve been doing for her last four cycles is having a lover take me while I’m wearing a ‘breeding diaphragm’, which returning readers will recall is one two sizes smaller than the proper size, under-thrust the rim and spew all his ejaculate in the dome which also has Pre-Seed in it to reduce the acidity of my vaginal fluids to protect the sperm. I did that at the end of Brian’s visit a few weeks ago with Barb waiting in an exam room so the semen was less than an hour out of Brian when I carefully removed the breeder while on my back and then with her on the exam table I inserted it making sure the rim went behind her cervix and that afterward she stayed quiet for 30 minutes with a pillow under her buns while her cervix was immersed in a pool of fresh semen.

I had been using one of the escort trainees to provide semen for Barb’s insemination, but the last time she was fertile my regular donor was unavailable so I used Brian’s ejaculate as he had never under-thrust a diaphragm before and that really turned him on. Today Barb called to say she is testing positive for hCG and is coming in for a serum pregnancy test to make certain she really is preggers. Miscarriages are fairly common during the first trimester so we’ll see, but it looks as though Brian may be a father again w/o him knowing it.

The vernal equinox: Spring begins with the vernal equinox at 7:02 A.M. (EDT) on March 20, 2013 in the Northern Hemisphere. A group of my ex-pat friends with Druid blood will celebrate quietly at a near by holy site in some ancient ruins at 7:00AM, PDT. It’s not Stonehenge, but it’s the best I can do in this area. Jack is flying in for the celebration and I’m taking him on an ancient stone altar as Druid friends watch as we consummate the arrival of Spring. Afterward, in recognition of being in the South Western U.S. we will have a western breakfast I’ll be CD13 tomorrow and very fertile (I should ovulate the next day) so I’ll be wearing an Oves cap which from the standpoint of what a man can feel is almost as though I’m wearing no protection at all.

Spring break in Vegas: UNLV Spring Break is March 25 – 30, but other schools are already on break. My UNLV sorority friends are going to Mexico, diving again this year so have been coming in for fit checks of their Reflexions diaphragms, used as gas-guards and for flood insurance and stocking up on FC2s for encounters with the local men.

Very few students under the legal age to drink and gamble come to Vegas on Spring break, but a lot of grad students from engineering schools do to try out their sure-thing system of beating the tables. If girls follow them we get requests for IUD insertions, usually ParaGard since we only let local women participate in the GyneFix clinical trial, an occasional diaphragm replacement and EC, usually ella because it is effective for 5 days after the encounter of concern. The need for an Rx for ella isn’t a problem as we have a GP on duty so there is no waiting.

Syringe plug dangers: I wrote about syringe plugs in my post for March 2, 2013 and they can be a huge turn on for women to use. I wrote:” Our boutique pharmacy at Naughty Pleasures partners with a local sperm bank to offer our women customers a thrilling ‘hot-loading’ experience using very high potency sperm. It can be high risk for some (if the client is unprotected) or a test of the effectiveness of her method of contraception while having the experience of draining a $350 USD 6ml load of high quality semen into her panties while watching a show or at the tables in our casino.”

What I didn’t mention is that if used incorrectly a syringe plug can be dangerous. The semen provided by out pharmacy is a 7ml specimen to ensure that the 6ml ejaculate chamber is completely filled so there is no air in the chamber when the head is screwed back on. It’s like making sure there is no air bubble in a hypodermic syringe before an injection. Since 1 ml = 1 cc when the spring is compressed an empty ejaculate chamber holds 6 CC of air. When I fit a woman for a syringe plug I make sure to cover the dangers of wearing it with the ejaculator spring cocked and the chamber empty or only partially filled with semen or a vaginal stimulant like a warming gel. Leaving the ejaculator spring compressed for long intervals can weaken it over time and wearing the plug with the spring compressed and the chamber empty or partially filled can result in having air forced into the vagina and almost certainly some of it into the uterus where it could get into the bloodstream and cause an embolism if the woman isn’t wearing a correctly sized and properly inserted cervical barrier (diaphragm or cap) of some sort to prevent fluid or air entering her cervix.

One of our casino’s showgirl’s daughter, Alexis, had been allowed to play with her mothers dildos. So one evening, when her mom rushed off leaving her diaphragm, syringe plug and K-Y Intense on the bathroom vanity after getting a call to come in to dance the late show for an injured member of the troupe, she tried inserting it. Her mom’s diaphragm was too large for Alexis, but she was on the birth control pill Yaz and she said it wasn’t as though she was using semen so she thought she was safe using no barrier protection. She told me later that the ejaculation chamber was only partially filled with Intense when she screwed the cap back on and worked for several minutes to get the insertion right with the locking ridge behind her pubic bone so contractions during orgasms wouldn’t expel it. Surprisingly it turned out that the plug was a fairly good fit for her.

Back in her bedroom Alexis changed into a thong back leotard and barelegged slipped into toe-pads then stuffed her toes into a pair of well worn but serviceable black Freed Classics, wrapped her ankles with the black satin ribbons, knotted the ends and tucked them under the ribbons in the hollow behind her inside ankle bones. She did a 20 minute warm-up at the barre and mirror covering one wall of her room. The barre and mirror were a 15th birthday gift from her mom on getting accepted to SAB summer session two years ago. The barre brackets were special order reproductions of 1880s brackets in intimate training sallies of the Garner Opera house in Paris. They have iron scrollwork with rounded protrusions to enable girls to masturbate while en pointe at the barre. A girl who routinely masturbates using a barre bracket has a shiny spot called ‘bracket burn’, on the fabric of her costume covering her pubic bone and Alex leotards show bracket burn.

Alexis told me she gave herself a clitoral orgasm on one of the brackets enjoying as best she could a shuddering, gasping, moaning climax while focusing on keeping from falling off pointe since her boyfriend was asking for ballet-sex and she was trying to get in shape to give it to him. As she orgasmed her contractions triggered the syringe which spewed intense and air into her unprotected cervix. At least she wasn’t fertile so perhaps that minimized the amount of air forced into her uterus. After enjoying the afterglow on her toes for a few minutes she withdrew the plug, cleaned it, partially refilled it and put it back in her Mom’s bathroom exactly as she found it. She told me she was pleased with her performance. She thought her ankles wobbled only a bit during her orgasm and she managed to keep her weight over the blocks and not on her heels.

The next day she awoke with chest pain and difficulty breathing. Her mom took her to the ER where it was found that she had a gas embolism in a lung. They put her in a hyperbaric chamber on 100% oxygen to desolve the bubble and took her off hormonal contraceptives. She told her mother what she had done and her mom feels responsible for the accident and came to me for support. We all know how fortunate Alexis was and she will make a full recovery. Her mom wanted my advice about what to do in the future. I suggested that since she and Alexis already have a wonderful relationship in the sharing of dildos when she gets a new toy she might want to show Alexis how to use it correctly rather than letting her experiment with it on her own.

Spring and latex diaphragms

A Vernal Equinox celebration at Stonehenge

The vernal equinox: On Tuesday March 20, 2012 at 5:14 UT the sun was directly over the Earth’s equator and the day/night were of equal length. It was also the first day of Spring in the northern hemisphere. The ancient Saxons in Northern Europe worshiped the Goddess Oestre (from which the name Eostre a.k.a. Eastre or Easter is derived) at the time of the Spring Equinox. The Goddess Easter represents the sunrise, springtime and fertility, the renewal of life. Anglo-Saxons made offerings of colored eggs to her at the Vernal Equinox and placed them at graves especially, probably as a charm of rebirth. Only later did the Christians appropriate the name for themselves and graft their religion onto the pagan celebration.

No Valentines Day party pregnancies: Speaking of fertility, returning readers will remember in my entry for February 17th - about Adolph’s Valentines Day party - there were three St Lucy’s girls who were fertile when they were acting as Subs for the evening; in pointes, vaginal hooks and eternity collars for the delight of his male guests. Even though they all have GyneFix IUDs inserted there was still the possibility, however slight, that one or more could find herself preggers. Not that that would have been something that couldn’t have been easily taken care of, but with multiple partners the girl wouldn’t have immediately known who the father was and there would have been the time and expense of the termination and replacing her GyneFix. I’m pleased to say that the three got their periods although they were all a few days late. We think the reason was because the excitement and stress of the party delayed ovulation four or five days and consequently their periods.

Spring Break and the contraceptive sponge: Some woefully unprepared women college students are here on Spring Break. One who lives here in Vegas is home and trying to connect with older college men in town for a good time. We saw her this past week, as a clinic walk-in, who wanted EC when her Today sponge disintegrated while still inside her after a weekend of heavy use. It was bad timing on her part as she had come off her pills because she forgot to go for the exam before she could get an Rx for another years worth of her contraceptive and she was fertile. I got all the pieces of foam out of her and a Gyn wrote her a new Rx for her pills and also had her take ella which usually prevents conception from unprotected sex and is effective for up to 5 days after the first encounter of concern.

Diaphragms and latex fetishists: Since the first of this year we have seen a fourfold increase in the request for the fitting of diaphragms as the up-market escort trade has discovered older rich client’s fetish for vaginal latex. As the economy worsened with the financial and real estate collapses of 2008 wealthy male clients seemed to want to relive times from their youth in the early 60s, before birth control pills were widely accepted and AIDS was unknown. A time when the use of contraceptive diaphragms was the most popular reversible method of birth control for sexually active women. Now male fetishists are actively seeking the very few young escorts who use diaphragms for contraception or who will insert them for vaginal latex encounters, which is far more likely.

Until 2009 the use of latex diaphragms as part of women latex fetishists wardrobes or as a requirement to meet their male partners tactile experience needs was virtually unknown, at least in the western U.S. And, as the demand for latex diaphragms began to increase in this niche market the major U.S. maker, Ortho-McNeil-Janssen, switched from latex to silicone for their most popular style, the All-Flex, and discontinued entirely their coil spring style leaving the British Lamberts Reflexions flat spring as the only latex diaphragm generally available.

While silicone diaphragms have several advantages, a much longer service life, are less likely to contribute to infections and can be used safely by couples with latex allergies, the drawbacks are considerable for latex fetishists because the silicone domes are less stretchy and don’t conduct heat nearly as well as latex so the tactile experience for vaginal latex fetishists is not nearly as pleasurable. To make the shortage of latex diaphragms worse the latex Reflexions flat spring diaphragm is not generally suitable as a fetish fantasy device because the rim is very stiff and folds in a single plane making it nearly impossible and extremely painful to under-thrust thus leaving no latex diaphragm suitable (except perhaps for a few masochists) for misuse by mischievous latex fetishists with breeding fantasies.

To fill the void for a contraceptive fantasy device acceptable to latex fetishists Gepetto has again teamed up with Labia Labs to produce a line of latex diaphragms with coil spring rims in standard sizes from 55mm to 90mm in 5mm increments. He decided against producing an All-Flex arcing spring rim device because there were patent licensing costs and an arcing spring rim is needed primarily for women with lax muscle tone which is of no concern to Gepettos target market, escorts with fetish specialties and some of the tightest and strongest vaginal grips in the world. The devices will be custom made and half sizes (2.5mm) can be provided by special request. The Labia Labs Latex (known as 3L) line of diaphragms is sold exclusively through our women’s clinic and only to escorts working for the casino and the Towel Girls at Splash, the services which Pirate operates for us. Exclusivity of the 3L coil spring diaphragm gives our girls a significant advantage over other escorts serving the hard core latex fetish community as coil spring rim latex diaphragms are otherwise difficult to obtain since they have to be special ordered a costly and time consuming process.