Reservoir reservations, tip troubles, the vernal equinox

The Photo: A Durex XL latex condom in its packet. Its nominal Width is 2.24"/57mm and its length is 8.46"/ 215mm and it is used by most of the Seven Dwarfs+2 who are helping train the Flowers.

The Photo: a rolled latex condom showing the reservoir tip used to collect semen to reduce the chance of the condom breaking during ejaculation or the semen being forced back along the partner’s shaft causing him to slip out of the condom.

Tip troubles: The reservoir tip of a condom is generally thought to be a safety feature. However, it can be easily punctured intentionally by a fingernail of a mischievous male or a scheming female partner while ‘helping’ him to insert himself if s/he is intent on wanting a pregnancy to result from the encounter and the condom is the only protection being used. This is often the case in the unintended (by the woman) pregnancies we see coming to the clinic for a termination where the woman suspects the condom may have been intentionally sabotaged.

There is another way to minimize the protection of a condom by a woman with very well developed pelvic muscles and the right combination of pelvic anatomies of the couple, where he is able to thrust into her anterior or posterior fornix. When he bottoms out in her fornix the reservoir tip is mashed flat forcing the pre-ejaculate collecting in the tip to be squeezed down around his glans and around his shaft. A few thrusts will continue to empty the tip forcing more pre-ejaculate further into the condom until he slides out of the condom while still fully erect. This is a technique used by escorts who want to mind-fuck a partner.

The mind-fuck: Even if the woman is too deep for the man to reach the depths of her fornix while she is aroused and fertile she can push down, as though having a BM, which will force her uterus and therefore her cervix closer to the entrance of her vagina where he stands a better chance of bottoming out in her fornix and spreading the pre-ejac which will cause him to shed the condom and spew semen all over her ripe cervix. For this to work on a man knowledgeable about the menstrual cycle and signs of fertility she has to be secreting fertile cervical mucus (FCM) to show him she really is fertile and gobs of FCM mixed with his liquefied ejaculate can be Kegeled out for his benefit.  Escorts who pull this trick these days almost always (some few have had their tubes tied) have a frameless copper bead GyneFix IUD implanted with the strings trimmed off so they can continue cycling naturally and enjoying the benefits of the hormonal highs experienced while fertile and give every appearance of being unprotected except for her partner’s condom that she ruined or he slipped out of and inseminated her. That way she retains her ability to have children when her days of being an Escort, a career usually far shorter than being a dancer, are over.

Once they ‘discover’ her partner’s condom failure after he withdraws unsheathed and they have to fish for the condom that has typically been forced into a fornix, or discover the slit reservoir, the mind-fuck of the male partner begins. That can be financially very rewarding for the Escort especially if her partner has a wife and small children. She will ask for money for an abortion after emailing him a photo of someone else positive pregnancy test and follow that up with periodic requests for more money. That works particularly well on wealthy submissive men. 

A prolapsed uterus: If she is not careful a woman able to take and enjoy very large men into her fornices stands a chance of her partner’s thrusts tearing the tendons holding her uterus in place, especially if it occurs frequently.  Most young women don’t think it can happen to them, but should she miscalculate and her partner thrusts violently in either fornix and if this occurs repeatedly she is in danger of her ligaments tearing and her uterus beginning to descend into her vagina.  Being a masochist and enjoying the pain in this case can have serious long term consequences.

We need to take precautions to minimize the chance of tearing any of the two sets of uterine ligaments 1) The Pubocervical Ligaments are bilateral structures, which attach the cervix to the posterior surface of the pubic symphysis. They function to support the uterus within the pelvic cavity, and 2) The Uterosacral Ligaments that are also bilateral fibrous bands, which attach the cervix to the sacrum. They are also known as the recto-uterine ligaments or sacrocervical ligaments. These support the uterus and hold it in place. When we are to be with a very long man to prepare to take as much of him as we can we will usually masturbate by fondling the shafts of our clits or have him do it for us prior to any penetration by his penis to make sure we are fully arrousaed and well lubed so are able to take his entire length w/o risking torn ligaments from too forceful and deep thrusting. Girls who can’t safely take a partner’s entire length even when aroused are strongly encouraged to have him use a silicone cock ring as a buffer.

The agony and the ecstasy: For a woman with superior pelvic skills there can be great pleasure and satisfaction in being able to manipulate a partner out of his condom or just for the fun of being able to milk his unprotected glans by squeezing it to orgasm in one of her fornices. However, what we always should be mindful of is that in having a good time being fucked boneless we don’t lose sight of the possibility of being injured. Falling off pointe during a ballet-sex orgasm can lead to a broken or sometimes worse a badly sprained ankle. Or, rushing to get in a quickie and not being properly aroused and tented to take all of him comfortably resulting in extremely painful uterine ligament damage.  While I try always to be careful when with a very large and experienced man the ever present risk of injury as with the possibility of pregnancy is for me is one of the thrills of  having my brains fucked out in the arms of a wonderfully strong and handsome man.

Preparations for the Vernal Equinox: Since the ninth and final week of the PA candidates pelvic intensive will begin on Sunday March 20^th, which is the vernal equinox in the northern hemisphere, I thought I would include them in the Celtic worship ceremony. Being able to channel Rhiannon/Rigantona which my Goddess, Venus/Aphrodite tells me is the guise in which she was worshiped by the Celts, gives me the desire to use the PA candidates in my fertility ceremony. The origins of which until now have been lost in the mists of time. Then I will be CD16 and newly luteal and may take a partner totally unprotected if I have felt mittelschmerz, ovulation pain, two days before. The weather will almost certainly be problematic for an outdoor celebration, but I will know more as the date gets a bit closer.

 

 

 

Spongeworthy, Bank Holiday weekend, Erika

The Today contraceptive sponge

The photo: The Today sponge, shown folded for insertion.

Benefits of the Sponge: The contraceptive sponge is safe, simple, and convenient. In the U.S. you can buy it in a drugstore without a prescription. It does not need to be fitted by a health care provider and with some practice, inserting and using the sponge is easy. Women like the sponge because it can be conveniently carried in pocket or purse to be prepared should a spongeworthy occasion present itself. It generally cannot be felt by you or your partner. It has no effect on a woman's natural hormones. It does not interrupt sex play — the sponge can be inserted hours ahead of time and can be worn safely and effectively for up to 30 hours after you insert it. During that time, you can have intercourse as many times as you like during the first 24 hours without removing or reinserting the sponge. It can be used during breastfeeding. According to the 19^th revised edition (2008) of Contraceptive Technology the sponge is 91% effective for nulliparous women if used correctly and for every act of intercourse.

Disadvantages of the Sponge

• It may be difficult for some women to insert or remove the sponge. If you cannot remove a sponge, or if one breaks into pieces and you cannot remove all of the pieces, see your health care provider immediately to have the sponge removed.
• It may cause vaginal irritation.
• It may make sex too messy or too dry. Some women complain that the sponge is messy because it requires too much liquid. Others have complained the sponge makes sex too dry. Using a water-based lubricant may help dryness.

Using Spermicide

The sponge contains the chemical spermicide nonoxynol-9. Nonoxynol-9 has certain risks. If it is used many times a day, or by people at risk for HIV, it may irritate tissue and increase the risk of HIV and other sexually transmitted infections.

Inserting the sponge:

• Wash your hands with soap and water.
• Before inserting the sponge, wet it with at least two tablespoons of clean water.
• Gently squeeze the sponge. The spermicide, Nonoxynol-9, (N9) will become active when the sponge is completely wet.
• Fold the sides of the sponge upward and away from the loop on the bottom to make it look long and narrow. Then slide the sponge as far back into your vagina as your fingers will reach.
• The sponge will unfold and cover the cervix when you let go of it. To make sure the cervix is covered, slide your finger around the edge of the sponge and check its position. You also should be able to feel the nylon loop on the bottom of the sponge.
• The sponge can be inserted up to 24 hours before intercourse. It must be left in place for at least six hours after the last time you have intercourse. It should not be worn for more than 30 hours in a row.

How long should the sponge be left in?

The sponge can be inserted up to 24 hours before intercourse. It must be left in place for at least six hours after the last time you have intercourse. It should not be worn for more than 30 hours in a row.

Removing a sponge:

• Wash your hands with soap and water.
• To remove the sponge, put a finger inside your vagina and through the loop. Pull the sponge out slowly and gently.
• Use a sponge only once. Always discard a used sponge in a waste container. Do not flush it down the toilet.

The Today sponge is available over the counter in the U.S but NOT available in stores in the UK. However, it is available on the Internet which makes it easily available with a little planning. A box of three costs about £15. 

Sponge sabotage: Our clinic knows of instances where the spermicide has been rinsed out of the sponge and the sponge dried and reused. One source is the trash cans where used sponges are discarded in women’s loos in clubs and communal restrooms in women’s dorms. Then the sponge is given to an unsuspecting woman to insert leaving her with a much less effective method protected only by the moist sponge’s ability to absorb her partner’s semen with no spermicidal activity. If a rinsed and dried sponge is reused it’s also more likely to come apart during use further decreasing its effectiveness.

I’m CD9 and newly fertile this cycle: its Sunday August 30^th as I’m writing this post. I always become aroused when I’m fertile and am writing about contraceptive sabotage occurring either among my friends or to patients who come to our clinic to get help afterward. I think when you are going to be with a new or mischievous man its best even when a woman is on hormonal contraceptives to wear a flat spring rim diaphragm with spermicide to prevent any unexpected decrease in the effectiveness of her hormonal birth control from putting her at risk of pregnancy. Even The LARC methods Nexplanon, Mirena and Kyra can be made less effective by the users intentional or unknowing use weight loss supplements, some prescription meds or even the EllaOne morning-after pill.

Odalisque injuries: There is good news and bad news. The bad news is that another of the small group of corps dancers who are competing amongst themselves to seduce Nikolai out of my bed has been injured. It occurred during a ballet-sex tryst with him when she bruised a big toe when landing from a thrust-drop while wearing Freeds. The good news is that it’s not too serious. Even better news is that this second injury has caused the other Odalisques to rethink purchasing Gaynor Minden shoes in which to play with him. Neither the dislocated toe nor the bruised nail has been linked to Nikolai as the women didn’t want to explain truthfully how their injuries occurred so he is safe for now. I don’t have an immediate replacement, but I think the four remaining Odalisques, including the recent replacement for the one who dislocated her big toe, should take care of his needs until bruised toe can get back into competition.

Summer Bank Holiday: This coming Monday August 31^st is the Summer Bank Holiday. The unionized workers on First Great Western railroad which covers parts of South West England and Wales from Brighton to the tip of Cornwall at Penzance on the south coast of England and along the south coast of Wales from Newport on the East to Pembroke on the west have decided to have a strike this weekend. Most routes are operating, but at reduced service. Fortunately rail service to Caersws, Wales was not affected. On a spur of the moment decision I decided to take Nikolai aboard The Dragon to Blackthorn Castle, my ancestral home in the Cumbrian Mountains. The trip gives us an opportunity to be alone together – with just the servants - where we can work on his pointe training and sexual stamina. The weather so far has been as expected Cool, in the low to mid 60s (F) at mid-afternoon with showers and forecasted thunderstorms Monday afternoon… Sigh! It seems strange not to have my Wards with me to enjoy girl gossip. I think I have a bit of empty-nest syndrome. But I can lose myself with my nose buried in Nikolai’s armpit enjoying the male testosterone musk of his sweat after he keeps me in orgasm for so long I’m breathless and can hardly move much less stand.

Tropical storm Erika and Lost Cove on Virgin Gorda: Alice, Duchess of M**** phoned to say that tropical storm Erika passed over Virgin Gorda on the 28^th with heavy rain and gusty winds and thankfully relatively little damage. Her place and mine on Lost Cove were undamaged. I hope that sort of things continue as we still have another eight weeks of Hurricane season to go.

Clever Cunts

A Costume Club encounter salle

The photo: An encounter salle in the exclusive Costume Club off Holland Park Road.  The bed faces a full length mirrored wall and barre. It is one of the club’s luxurious tryst locations for a member with a female companion to enjoy himself. The massive BDSM apparatus armoire is against the wall on the right.

The Costume Club: The Costume Club, known to it’s aficionados as Clever Cunts, is located in a large secluded Victorian mansion owned by the Barony off Holland Park Road W8 in London. The membership is by invitation only and all male. Members can bring a female guest to display, play with and possibly share with other members or enjoy themselves with a club Hostess from the large selection available each evening.  

The club specializes in unprotected sex for male members all of whom are required to have recently passed full STI panels (as are their guests) and we cater to a great many fetishes that deal with the female body, especially the reproductive tract and breasts and costumes and devices worn for their protection or to display and enhance them for the male gaze. All our hostesses have frameless, stringless copper GyneFix IUDs implanted so they can provide a client with a full range of menstrual cycle experiences from cunilingus while menstrual, drinking her flow from a menstrual cup or diaphragm and intercourse during menstruation to her fertile window where a client can lick the fertile cervical mucus out of her diaphragm insert the diaphragm in her mouth as a gag and insert himself to ejaculate into her ripe and unprotected cervix where his sperm can swim into her uterus. The copper ions from the slowly dissolving copper beads of her IUD immobilize the client’s sperm before it reached her tubes so the Hostess is usually quite safe from pregnancy.

Given a days notice Member Services can accommodate even the most obscure and taboo fantasies. Our members choosing a Hostess have a wide choice of ages, sizes and ethnic backgrounds and of costumes for her to wear from a vanilla thong bikini to latex, leather, fishnet or micro-mesh catsuits in various colors. Other popular fetish attire with which he can help her dress in for sex are; a drysuit, wetsuit, Nun’s habit or schoolgirl skirt, blouse and knee socks to name a few. There are premium services for an additional charge such as a hostess wearing a leather catsuit for a menstrual sex encounter as cleaning an Italian glove leather catsuit of menstrual blood w/o ruining it is quite expensive. And a member has a choice of which cervical barrier his hostess will wear if he is into thrusting into and splattering his seed against a protective contraceptive barrier.

 Condom fantasies: One of the favorite new member initiation tricks at Clever Cunts is for a fertile hostess to surreptitiously bite through the reservoir tip of a married (almost all of them are) client’s condom while giving him foreplay to get his pre-cum flowing and then mask the sabotage while she helps him insert himself. This allows him to spew through the ruined tip and splatter his semen into his partner’s fertile cervical mucus. Only after withdrawal will she ‘discover’ and show him the ruined tip. 

She reminds him she’s fertile, which he knew all already, and the client almost always becomes frantic as men who can afford membership in this club almost always have young families as well as money which is why he wore a condom to prevent any possibility of unintentional impregnation during ‘relaxation therapy’.  He wants her to take EllaOne, the morning-after pill, and if she conceives he will pay for an abortion as he can’t let his wife find out. Of course the Hostess is safe because she has a frameless, stringless copper bead GyneFix IUD implanted, but the client doesn’t know that and he is kept in a state of  high anxiety for the next few weeks which keeps him coming back for further trysts with the same Hostess until she gets her period. At that point he is so grateful he won’t have to pay for an abortion or worse that she would want to keep the baby that he gives her a nice bonus for his time in her saddle. Often after that sort of emotional rollercoaster initiation the new member has become emotionally bonded to ‘his’ Hostess who he thought he had impregnated and she has gained a regular and grateful client.

 Toe sucking: Toe sucking of a professional ballerina’s feet is an acquired taste. That’s because a ballerina’s feet can be covered with calluses, blisters and the blackened nails of bruised toes. But Hostesses at Clever Cunts are strong enough and young enough that pointe hasn’t ruined the beauty of their feet; or (as in my case) enough money has been spent on the wearer’s feet that they look as young as the flawless twenty-something look of her complexion. It can be a huge thrill for a man who is erotically involved with a woman’s feet to watch his partner put on her pointes and warm up for twenty minutes to get the shoes dampened with her sweat. Only then will he untie the ribbons of his partner’s Freed Classic pointes pull them off slowly one at a time and sniff the bouquet of estrogenic sweat dampened fabric, leather and melted paste.

For experienced toe-men the second shoe is not removed until he has finished with the toes on her first foot. That way the second shoe and foot stay warm and damp until he is ready to savor the scent of the warm shoe and taste the toes on the second foot. We have our hostesses default pointes as Freeds (unless a member specifies a different maker and style in advance) since the English paste moistened with estrogenic sweat provides the most intense redolent bouquet. Having removed the primary symbol of a ballerina’s power her lover feels in control as she is more vulnerable to his advances than if she could shatter his pelvis or jaw with the platform of a pointe should she unexpectedly change her mind, which occasionally happens, but not with Hostesses at Clever Cunts.

The ballet intensive and pregnancy: Some of the students at the ballet intensive that began on Monday June 29^th are using weight loss pills or herbal tea to increase their metabolism to shed pounds, which can create a problem for women on hormonal birth control because it flushes the hormones out of their bodies too quickly making their protection much less effective. All the women tested negative for pregnancy when tested shortly after they arrived. This week two tested positive for Human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) the pregnancy hormone which means their contraceptive method was compromised before they came to London for the ballet intensive. They both want to remain in class and the administrator agreed as long as they aren’t nauseous and have the stamina to keep up. Newly pregnant as they are they could have a vacuum aspiration or take Mifeprex (Mifepristone and misoprostol). If I was advising them I’d suggest they have a vacuum aspiration and get it over with quickly w/o the three day regimen of bleeding, cramping and expulsion associated with a medical termination. If they last the full time in the course and since the last day is tomorrow so they should I think both will have a vacuum aspiration before returning home. Neither student wanted to lose several days from the course while recovering from the termination while they were competing with the other students for plumb roles in the final program.

Students in traditional pointes: The two students wearing pointes made of traditional materials (Capezio 191 Aerials) for the intensive seem to have made it through successfully, but with much more discomfort that the rest of the students who are wearing Gaynor Minden shoes. Our on-site podiatrist got them through with taping, pads and pain killers. And so they along with the rest of the class are looking forward to the class recital tomorrow.  

 

The Mare’s Trick and contraceptive sabotage

Afterglow: bare legged in well worn GM play shoes

The Photo: Floored! Napping bare legged in Gaynors after performing Pompoir and the Mare’s Trick with clenched thighs and pelvic muscles while penetrated from the rear by Marvin. I love it when our passion is so great he takes me on the carpet.

The Mare’s Trick: clenching the thighs and pelvic muscles to prevent a man’s penis leaking blood and losing his erection during his refractory period after ejaculation. With skill a woman can keep her lover continuously hard between a series of his orgasms. Performing Pompoir (penis milking) and the Mare’s Trick takes considerable skill and effort and I’m fortunate that I almost always have an unbelievably intense orgasm at the end that puts me to sleep during afterglow. I know it sounds strange, but having my toes packed tightly in the blocks of Gaynor pointes while I’m milking a lover’s erection or have it trapped inside me gives me additional reassurance that I’m in control.

Menstrual cycling and barrier usage: As this is written (on Sunday 4/12/15) I’m CD9 and newly fertile. I finished my period with a Milex Omniflex inserted for flow control on CD6 because I’m not concerned about contraception during my menses since I have stable cycles and don’t become fertile until CD8 or 9 so the wide internal rim flange of the Milex provides the best seal for menstrual flow control if the wearer isn’t concerned about the possibility of becoming pregnant from a partner under-thrusting the coil spring rim of an Omniflex.  I switched back to an Oves cap this past Thursday when I stopped spotting. I love wearing Oves as it’s so tiny that I can take a very large man in my posterior fornix w/o him feeling it.

The Duke of M****’s new mistress:  Returning readers will recall that in my post for March 27^th “The reburial of Richard III” His Grace was to start interviewing candidates for a new intimate companion. I wrote:

“Ashley (Jack’s fiancée) was to introduce him to a dancer friend as his former ballet dancer mistress has returned to Russia to recover from an abortion and to begin performing again with the Mariinsky. He is now interviewing sexually adventuresome ballet dancers Ashley’s age looking for a new intimate companion.”

After more than two weeks interviewing the seven possible candidates “in depth” he selected a 23 y/o soloist with the première ballet company in England headquartered here in London. Her name for her appearances in my blog will be ‘Verity’ (not the name she dances under) and I met her when she came to our clinic for the obligatory full STI panel and serum pregnancy test prior to her initial meeting with His Grace. All seven candidates passed through our clinic for testing prior to meeting with the old bull and I thought she would be the one he would choose as her attitude and looks are quite similar to mine though she is not nearly as dominant, but still will provide him a challenge. The deciding factor though was almost certainly when His Grace found out about Verity’s being SCUBA qualified and her delight in dive-sex as she becomes very aroused even when talking about sex in a hostile environment and she has her own OTS Guardian FFM for diving.

His Grace has almost no women other than me who will dive the Crag Abbey cistern with him for dive-sex even though the water is filtered and heated so that’s pretty high on a mistresses must-have abilities. He has often told me he wishes he had met me twenty years earlier. Not that that has stopped him from inseminating me every chance he gets and I suspect he will continue to want sex with me even with Verity in residence. That could be a problem for both His Grace and me as I’m not sure how possessive she will become with him. She already knows he will never marry her so perhaps she won’t care all that much as long as he doesn’t embarrass her by flaunting his other trysts. Verity and I get along well right now and she is depending on me to help her develop her pelvic skills so I will have her working with Ben Wa ball sets to isolate and manipulate her PC muscled sets for Pompoir and eventually, if she wants to expend the effort, the Mare’s Trick.

Pompoir: The Urban dictionary has the best definition of the term I’ve seen so far, which reads in part:

“Use of the vaginal muscles to milk the penis. Linguistically, this is a French corruption (via the Portuguese) of the original Tamil place-name Pahmpur or Pampur, which is the Dravida Kurumba Pulayam city where this esteemed practice originated.” The link is: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pompoir

Verity gets a GyneFix, FemCap and Reflexions: Now that His Grace has made his choice and Verity accepted it she came back to the clinic to have a full size, six copper beads, frameless IUD - with the strings removed so she can safely wear a cervical barrier - implanted. And because she will be having dive-sex I fit her with a 22mm FemCap for shallow dives (down to 25 feet) and a 75mm latex Reflexions flat spring diaphragm for use at unlimited depths. With a GyneFix implanted she won’t need the barriers for contraception, but will need them for ‘flood insurance’, to prevent the hydraulics of a lover’s thrusts from forcing water into her uterus during dive-sex.

Mews entrance Eaton Square: To give His Grace and Verity some privacy while he tested her skill at dive-sex I let him use the pool at Blackthorn House, Eaton Square. On the back of the property there is the mews entrance. You can drive through a massive timber and steel door into a small courtyard to unload supplies and carry away refuse. It’s also the way the air tanks and associated equipment for diving is gotten to the pool area. It’s quite private so guests can arrive and depart with hardly anyone knowing.

Club hygienic products and pregnancy: One of the rubber fetish clubs in London – not the one owned by the Blackthorn Trust - had been getting a lot of complaints from women who are members and frequent users that they are becoming pregnant from sexual encounters at the club.  Even though there are few women members and clubs try to attract them (because they in turn attract more men) at first club management paid no attention to the complaints until one woman threatened to go to the tabloid press. At that point the club asked our clinic to quietly investigate to see if there could be any possible club involvement in the member’s pregnancies.

The first thing we found was that the women were all on hormonal birth control and none had their partners wear condoms. We ran blood tests, but it had been too long since the encounters of concern and the blood tests were negative for any suspicious substance. Two of the pregnant women were on Nexplanon, the single rod implant releasing etonogestrel. One was on the Mirena IUD that releases Levonorgestrel and two were using NuvaRing which releases a combination of ethinyl estradiol and etonogestrel and is worn in the vagina continuously for three weeks before removing for a withdrawal bleed.  So it was unlikely that any of them had been using their method incorrectly that would interfere with releasing the hormones.

I immediately suspected an employee of the club intentionally planting a contaminated hygienic product of some sort one that would be used each time a woman came to the club.  So what items supplied by the club would be commonly used by women members and could any of them be easily tampered with? Suspicion quickly centered to the supplies in the women’s loo; aloe wipes, hand cream, boxes of nitrile exam gloves similar to the ones available in the bar and each of the encounter sallies that are snapped on before fondling a partner’s genitalia and tubes of a water soluble gel-lube to lubricate the gloved fingers or penis before inserting them in the woman’s vagina. The lube is heavily and frequently used as some women on hormones find its difficult to get wet with their natural lube even with considerable foreplay.

We clandestinely gathered and tested samples of each item that might be used to distribute a progesterone agonist/antagonist, something similar to ulipristal acetate that is used in the EC ellaOne, which binds to the progesterone receptor. Using a progestin for contraception and another med that binds to the progesterone receptors together could reduce their hormonal methods contraceptive efficacy. Returning readers may recall that the instructions for using ellaOne say:

 “After using ellaOne, if a woman wishes to use hormonal contraception, she should do so no sooner than 5 days after the intake of ellaOne, and she should use a reliable barrier method until the next menstrual period.”  

Lube gel tampered with: What we found was the tubes of water-based lubricating gel had all been replaced with counterfeit ones that included  a chemical that binds to the woman’s progesterone receptors for at least twice as long as ulipristal acetate, at least ten days. The pregnant club members were all frequently in the club to pick up Mr. Right Now so their hormonal contraception was quickly sabotaged.  The switch couldn’t have been going on very long or other hormonal users would have noticed fertility symptoms and full period bleeds rather than just a light withdrawal bleed or perhaps no bleed at all if they were enjoying the absence of their periods. An intense interrogation of the employee who was responsible for distributing the tubes of lube got an admission of guilt, she was paid by a rival club, and more of the sabotaged gel was found in her locker.

Fortunately the pregnancies were detected within the first few weeks and all were terminated through vacuum aspiration at our clinic and were paid for by the clubs insurance. There will also be a quick cash settlement if the individual women agree not to sue the club and no one wants the publicity that would bring.  

Reducing the effectiveness of Mirena

I am not pregnant! I have a Marina inserted!

The photo: an escort trainee from another casino, who had Mirena, Levonorgestrel releasing, IUD inserted 2 years ago finds she is pregnant at her recent weekly hCG test at my clinic after being away on Christmas vacation for 4 weeks. Worse, it’s an ectopic pregnancy. Up to half of pregnancies that occur with Mirena in place are ectopic and she is going to need surgery to terminate the pregnancy and may lose her tube.

This photo of a lovely Scandinavian escort, Birgit, encased in transparent and pink latex shows why my casino does not hire or train escorts of either sex who have tats as the ink detracts from the natural line of the body and this is particularly true for women who are prized for our smooth unblemished skin. She would look out of place in a strapless gown, but right at home in a tee, jeans and Doc Martens in a biker bar. I have nothing against bikers, but they aren’t the market we are targeting with ballerina quality escorts.

Contraceptive sabotage: We did blood tests to try to determine why her Mirena failed. She hadn’t been on an antibiotic, a common cause of hormonal birth control failure,  and her Mirena was properly positioned. However, when we checked the meds and supplements she is taking we found that the pills in a nutritional supplement bottle had been switched. The correct pills - to be taken once a week - had been switched with the emergency contraceptive pill, ella (or ellaOne in Europe), a 30mg ulipristal acetate tablet, that looks very similar to the one it replaced.

She thinks a boyfriend who is a pharmacist in Gothenburg switched her pills with the EC pills as she began getting headaches at the start of the 4 weeks she stayed at his place before breaking up with him because he wanted her to move back to Sweden and have his babies. The ella prescribing information (below) says there can be an interaction between hormonal contraceptives and ella leading to the decrease in effectiveness of hormonal contraceptives. The prescribing information says:

FERTILITY FOLLOWING USE: A rapid return of fertility is likely following treatment with ella for emergency contraception; therefore, routine contraception should be continued or initiated as soon as possible following use of ella to ensure ongoing prevention of pregnancy. While there are no data about use of ella with regular hormonal contraceptives, due to its high affinity binding to the progesterone receptor, use of ella may reduce the contraceptive action of regular hormonal methods. Therefore, after use of ella, a reliable barrier method of contraception should be used with subsequent acts of intercourse that occur in that same menstrual cycle.

The most common adverse reactions to ella (≥ 5%) in the clinical trials were headache (18%), abdominal pain (12%), nausea (12%), dysmenorrhea –menstrual pain (9%), fatigue (6%) and dizziness (5%).  Thinking back, the only noticeable side effect she experienced was headaches and so she has probably been taking ella for the last 5 weeks. Her surgery will be tomorrow.

 

Contraceptive sabotage

Contraceptive sabotage, a push-pin pregnancy

Naughty’s and sabotage: For women new to the scene the front room of the Meat Market at Naughty Pleasures can be a thrilling but risky adventure. Condom sabotage is a fairly common pastime for some regulars at Naughty’s. We have undercover security women, who try and catch these guys, but they are like cockroaches and we can’t get rid of them all. On-site hookups or take-out relationships for women who rely solely on condoms and don’t use EC as back-up can often result in their partners leaving them with a little something to remember him by. If I’m looking for a quick load not from a Mister Right but a Mr. Right Now I use my own condoms. Not because I’m afraid of conceiving, but to minimize the possibility of being given a STI which can easily be transmitted through pin-holes. The back room at Naughty’s (the STI screened area) where sexually experienced women gather is far safer from the standpoint of exposure to STIs and unintended pregnancy.

Reduced effectiveness: It’s a shame so few women understand their bodies and how to safely use the various methods of contraception available. That goes for men as well if they are into fantasy conception. However, women who are with men into ‘reality breeding’ of women have a different problem if they are insistent on using contraception.

If she fears her partner might sabotage her birth control the woman should be familiar with effective methods that can be used to sabotage her birth control so she can guard against them just as she watches her drink to see she isn’t slipped Rohypnol (flunitrazepam, also known as "roofies"). Here is a summery of some, but not all, methods that can be used to decrease the effectiveness of a woman’s contraception

Hormonal methods: Ideally, if a woman is using her hormonal method correctly her cycle is suspended and ovulation is suppressed so she is safe from pregnancy with an unprotected man. If she misses a pill or two or is late starting a new pack, inserting a new ring, changing a patch or getting her shot late her cycle can start and she will ovulate often w/o her realizing she is in danger unless she is familiar with her fertile signs; a ‘ripe’ high, soft, open cervix discharging a thick very slippery and stretchy cervical mucus and a greater interest in men and sex. If she isn’t impregnated about two weeks after ovulation she will have her period which will probably be off schedule which may be the first time she knows to review her regimen to see why she may have ovulated. If a woman is familiar with her menstrual cycle she can tell when she becomes fertile when she shouldn’t be.

If a woman on hormonal contraceptives takes a drug or herbal product that induces enzymes that metabolize contraceptive hormones the effectiveness of her birth control can be reduced. Some drugs in that category are barbiturates, topiramate (an antiseizure/ migraines and weight loss med), as well as some antibiotics. Ella (the EC pill) will block a woman’s progestin receptors for the rest of her cycle after taking it as EC. Over time these meds can work to reduce the effectiveness of Mirena, Skyla, Implanon/Nexplanon, Ortho Evra (the patch) and NuvaRing (the ring), Depo-Provera (the shot) as well as combined (estrogen/progestin) and mini-pill (progestin-only-pills). St John’s Wort will affect the estrogen in combined pills. There is no hormonal contraceptive that can’t be sabotaged if a man is clever and patient enough

Most of these interactive meds require an Rx, at least in the U.S. so women using them for medical reasons should be aware of their decreasing the effectiveness of hormonal birth control and avoid hormonal methods while on them. A man would need the assistance of a medical practitioner or pharmacist to obtain them for use against an unwilling woman.

NuvaRing: Women using NuvaRing (a vaginal ring) should be careful to destroy an old ring when removed. Otherwise a lover intent on sabotaging her protection can fish the old ring out of the trash and switch it with the new ring she just inserted during foreplay. If a guy wants to try that he should soak the ring he pulled from the trash in hot water for several days to ensure all the hormone is relased from the ring. Care should be taken that the water not be too hot that it melts the weld holding the ends of the ring together or he will have to fish another used NuvaRing out of the trash.

Barrier methods: Women using a barrier as their primary method of birth control are usually cycling naturally with a cycle of between 25 and 35 days. On average a woman’s natural cycle will vary around 28 days. Women cycling naturally usually keep a menstrual calendar so we aren’t surprised by our periods appearing w/o warning for those of us fortunate not to suffer from PMS.

Diaphragms, cervical caps and male and female condoms can be tampered with to lessen their effectiveness. Poor storage, of latex condoms in the glove compartment of a car in the summer or using after the use-by date has passed can be quite risky. Female condoms (the FC2) are made of nitrile and have no temperature storage limitations, just a 3 year shelf life set by the FDA. Latex condoms and latex and silicone cervical barriers can be damaged by using natural oils and petroleum based lubricants (Vaseline) with them.

Most barrier methods can be punctured by a pin or torn accidentally or intentionally by a sharp fingernail. Male latex condoms are especially vulnerable to being punctured though the FC2 and the silicone Semina and latex Reflexions diaphragms are also relatively easily torn. The FemCap dome is so thick it can’t be easily torn by a fingernail, but can be punctured. If the woman has a well fitting diaphragm or FemCap and the dome has been punctured it won’t develop a tight suction which is a tip-off that there is something wrong. Older vintage true cervical caps, which grip the cervix, like the latex Prentif cavity rim and the silicone Oves can also be easily punctured and affected by oily or petroleum based lubes. Oil based or petroleum based lubes can be identified by their scents. A woman concerned that an incorrect lube might be used should provide her own water based lube.

Breeding diaphragms: [condensed from my December 18, 2011 post about breeders] Since there has been an increase in the number of men asking for breeding encounters with our escorts I’ve started training the girls to use a ‘breeding diaphragm’. For rape fantasies I take a different approach when providing contraceptive protection that ‘accidentally’ fails. Rather than sabotage my partner’s condoms which they hate wearing anyway I wear what I call a breeding diaphragm. A breeding diaphragm is one that is two sizes smaller than the size the woman should wear for it to be effectively used for contraception. And it is worn ‘dry’, that is w/o spermicide in the dome. I’ve found the type diaphragms that work best as breeders are the Ortho All-Flex (arcing spring) or a Milex Omniflex (coil spring) rim styles.

When a woman has a diaphragm inserted that is considerably smaller than her correct size it is much easier for her partner/fantasist to under-thrust the rim with his penis and plant his seed under or in the dome so that when he withdraws the rim will reseal on the anterior wall of her vagina trapping almost all of his semen inside the dome where the tip of her cervix will be submerged in a pool of semen while she sleeps. Or if the couple is into bondage and the woman is tied down and to be gagged during the encounter an additional advantage of using a diaphragm during a rape/breeding encounter is that it can be pulled out by her attacker and shoved in her mouth as a gag.

Ideally an Ortho All-Flex is the best breeder because the rim is the easiest to under-thrust. However, the smallest size All-Flex is a 65mm and some adult women might take a 60mm in a breeder so they would need an Omniflex which makes a 60mm in a coil spring rim.

Someone unfamiliar with cervical barriers might ask why not use a cervical cap, such as FemCap for breeding? The answer is that while an improperly sized FemCap can be displaced off the cervix with a thrusting penis it may fill with semen, but it is very unlikely to reseat itself on the cervix after withdrawal. And a diaphragm rather than a FemCap is far safer for the woman since a FemCap if pulled out and used as a gag can easily be lodged in the woman’s throat and her partner, with his mind elsewhere, may think she is squirming in ecstasy when in fact she is being asphyxiated, especially if she has been penetrated from the rear, taken doggie style, where he can’t see her face.

Men wanting to surprise a partner can order a diaphragm on-line that is two sizes smaller than her correct size and ask to insert it himself as part of foreplay. If she checks after him to make certain her cervix is covered an alert woman can tell he has substituted a smaller one, but if her mind is elsewhere he can often get away with the substitution. If she doesn’t check that the diaphragm immediately after she lets him insert it and he is gentle while under-thrusting the rim the next time she might notice something is wrong is when she has very little coitial discharge or has trouble reaching the smaller device to remove it. It’s best for a man to have her accustomed to him inserting her regular size diaphragm so she is less likely to check when she is fertile and he substitutes a breeder in its place.

A note to my women readers: ALWAYS check to see that your cervical barrier is properly placed and developing the proper vacuum in the dome before any penile penetration.

The copper IUD: The Nova-T and Flexi-T in Canada, the ParaGard in the U.S and GyneFix implant (which we are using on a clinical trial basis) are all copper IUDs. A copper IUD is immune to being tampered with by being given something that would decrease its effectiveness unknown to the wearer. My clinic prefers the three year GyneFix implant placed w/o strings so a cervical barrier can be worn with no danger of the barrier pulling out the IUD upon removal after using it as flood insurance during dive-sex.

The only possibilities for decreasing the effectiveness of a copper IUD are to cause the wearer such strong uterine cramps they might displace the IUD or to tug on the strings and pull the IUD out. The latter is not usually painful and if done during menstrual sex the woman may not feel a thing and only notice when she intentionally feels for the strings. Women with new male partners should always check the strings of their IUDs before and after an encounter to be certain it is still where it should be.