Midnight in America!

Der Fuhrer: Wealthy, needy, crude and delusional.

The Republican candidate for the presidency of the U.S. in his acceptance speech on Thursday evening July 21, 2016 said:

 “Nobody knows the system better than me, which is why I alone can fix it.”

No more need be said!

Pelvic plug peril

The working end of a battery powered corkscrew

The photo: The unmodified working end of a common electric corkscrew a tool found in many Oenophiles homes. Imagine having that screwed into the head of your vaginal plug while you’re wearing it!

Sports plugs in peril: Male fetishists have come up with a fiendishly clever use for battery operated corkscrews. An electric corkscrew can easily be turned into a power sports plug extractor. A typical powered corkscrew has diameter of 1.75 inches and the length of the device is about 10 inches so it can be easily carried by a man under his jacket stuck in his belt or in a Laddy Caddy. The easily replicable black metal contact ring cam be quickly coated with Stick-It or another good body adhesive and pushed hard against the outer head of a target woman’s sports plug with enough pressure that if the attacker has a firm grip on the corkscrew case the torque of the screw entering the head of her plug won’t cause the plug to rotate alerting the woman before the screw is deep enough for her attacker to jerk her plug out.

With a modified unit the clear polymer barrel protecting the screw retracts and the screw penetrates the head of the plug. The attacker can wear a latex glove to get a firm grip on the body of the plug to prevent it turning in his hand. The victim hears and feels the screw but thinks her attacker is using a vibi against the head of her plug and may momentarily enjoy the stimulation of her clitoris thinking herself safe until the screw is in and her attacker jerks the handle back and down disengaging the plugs locking rim from behind her pubic bone and out firmly attached to the end of the screw.

Returning readers may recall my discussion about sports plugs in my entry for January 19, 2014 which I’m posting again below:

Evolution of the Sports plug:  Grope protection was first designed for women to wear under G-strings and other T-back costumes to prevent insertion of fingers and small raw vegetables in the vaginas of the hostesses, performers and waitstaff at several venues within our Las Vegas Casino’s primary nightclub, Naughty Pleasures.

The original device is the Penetrator plug which returning readers will have read about in earlier posts. The Penetrator is a custom fitted device as no two women’s pubic structure; vulva and vagina are quite the same and for the plug to be comfortable and stay in place it must fit correctly and securely with the anti-expulsion ridge snuggly behind the pubic bone. Wearing a Penetrator requires that the wearer have a pronounced post-pubic vault, which most women do. The back of the pubic bone of a well developed post-pubic vault provides a shelf behind which the anti-expulsion ridge of the plug fits snugly.

In the last several years the Penetrator has evolved. There are now two versions; the standard Penetrator that we all know and love and the new sports oriented device identical except for the rounded external shield made with a lightly textured latex surface rather than the smooth silicone of the Penetrator. The lightly textured latex head was designed to grip the material of the wearer’s thong to make it difficult to pull or slide it to one side. That version of the plug was rebranded as a ‘Sports Plug’ to make it more acceptable to mothers who have daughters playing contact water sports rather than calling it a Penetrator, which many of them remember wearing or still wear themselves, which has erotic implications. 

A psychological advantage: When wearing a competition suit during water polo grope protection is significantly enhanced by wearing the sports plug with its lightly textured latex head and clitoris shield over which the suits thong is stretched. The suit tight against the textured latex head of the sports plug prevents the thong from sliding or being pulled to one side by an opposing team member trying to distract their opposition by twisting labia or pinching the head of an opponent’s clitoris. It also eliminates camel toe. Twisting and pinching is illegal, but in a tight group of bodies the referees can’t always see what is going on, so the best thing is to wear unobtrusive protection to minimize the likelihood of a physical and psychological injury.

For competitive contact sports events silicone lube is sprayed on the wearer’s fabric sheathed breasts and groin before leaving the dressing room to prevent opponents from being able to grip the tight slick material to twist nipples, but kneeing an opponent can still occur. However, the sports plug effectively protects the vulva and clitoris giving its wearer confidence in her safety and a psychological boost. The sports plugs are so important to the girl’s physical and mental wellbeing – especially when playing teams from other elite schools that are known for fouling opposing players - that they have RFID chips in them and we have chip readers on the dressing room doors and pool entrances to make sure all the swimmers are wearing their plugs before they go in the water.

Plug adjustment: It can take a few weeks of wearing a sports plug during training before a girl becomes accustomed to insertion and removal and to the feel of the plug when correctly inserted. Insertion is particularly important since the plug can be quite painful if the labia are pinched when the anti-expulsion ridge is pushed up behind the pubic bone sealing the plug in place. Should that occur once or twice the wearer is very careful to insert it correctly from then on. Once the plug is properly positioned and sealed she will forget she is wearing the device until she is hit in the groin or someone attempts to grope her. Wearing a plug began as something to be thankful for because it is needed for protection, but it has now become quite a status symbol at some elite schools and now other girls want to be fitted for them so they can flaunt them for their boyfriends. .

Cost of Sports plugs is expensive since they are custom fitted. However, some are covered under the student’s athletic fees if they participate in activities that require that sort of protection. While ballet is an art students taking pointe classes at most schools also qualify for subsidies for vaginal plugs because in contemporary dance getting kicked is all too common. However, most ballet-girls are fitted for Penetrators or Sports plugs free of charge if they volunteer as training partners for our clubs male escort candidates. That’s because it’s important that the men know how to quickly break the seal on a partner’s plug and remove it correctly and with consideration for her comfort arousing the woman in the process rather than hurting her as her partner might if he was inexperienced. 

Sports plug version 3: Since the appearance of the power driven corkscrew as a forced plug extractor Labia Labs has developed a polycarbonate head for both versions that can not be penetrated by an electric corkscrew. This version has a slight cameltoe cleft that will guide the point of the powered screw to the center of the plug head to minimize the likelihood that the screw point will slide off the impenetrable polycarbonate shield and puncture the wearer’s thigh or abdomen before she can knee him in his balls. The primary market for version 3 is expected to be the hostess, escort, performer and waitstaff communities where pelvic attacks are unfortunately all too common. However, Version 3 is available through our clinic to any woman wanting or needing one.

While we haven’t had any instances of powered plug extractors being used at The Costume Club (AKA Clever Cunts) we have equipped all out female front staff and performers with the new impenetrable head plugs.    

Our new Prime Minister

Theresa May the new prime minister of the UK.

The Photo:  Theresa May will succeed David Cameron as prime minister, effective from today, Wednesday July 13, 2016. She will be Britain's second-ever female leader and the 54th prime minister.  Picture credit: PA

May she guide the county with wisdom, strength and compassion.

Bare down there: Nude pubes – the pluses and minuses

A full Brazilian (squeaky clean) waxing

The photo: The lovely and confidence building results of a full (squeaky clean) Brazilian waxing.

IPL hair removal: Intense Pulsed Light (IPL) laser permanent hair removal is not suitable for use on light blond, red and white/grey hair as darker colored hair absorbs the energy from the laser and is more quickly destroyed.  However, my thick bright red hair while not as easily removed by laser as darker colors was removed in nine sessions, one every six weeks, over the last year. If I was young and hadn’t been waxing it would have taken longer, but I’d been waxing for more than twenty years so there wasn’t a lot of hair left. Finally, all I have left now are my eyebrows and scalp hair!

The down-side of bare down there:  There can be a safety issue with pubic grooming at home. If not careful shaving can cause cuts requiring a visit to the ER and home waxing can cause burns also requiring a trip to the ER. Too, there is some research that shows that girls who haven’t reached puberty have more pelvic infections than after puberty when a thick bush can afford some protection. So removing pubic hair can increase the chance of pelvic infections.

Reasons for nude pubes: Growing up in a ballet boarding school I couldn’t wait for my first pair of pointe-shoes and my first pubic waxing, which occurred shortly after I reached menarche at fourteen. The school encouraged nude pubes since costumes fit better and leotards and tights displayed the mons pubis and cameltoe in greater detail. Some of the other reasons knowledgeable and sexually sophisticated women prefer hairless pubes are:  

• It makes the woman look younger.
• Ease of access to fondle the shaft of the clitoris.
• Sports Plugs (vaginal plugs) seal much more securely if body adhesive is needed (if her post-pubic vault isn’t shaped to retain the plug) when the wearer has bare pubes to prevent being finger-fucked at parties.
• It’s easier to clean up while menstrual, especially after menstrual sex and cunnilingus.
• Hair doesn’t get caught in a partner’s teeth and the relief zippers of catsuits.
• Greater comfort, poise and confidence gotten from knowing you look fabulous when displaying nude pubes under revealing clothing.

Latex Catsuits relief zippers: Nude pubes as a relief zipper plus was mentioned above, but I think it needs its own brief discussion because with tight relief zippers on properly sized, very tight, latex catsuits getting a relief zipper closed even when the wearer has a closely trimmed bush can be a challenge. I recommend some relief zipper training for my escort clients when fitted with one of Gepettos custom latex catsuits that are so tight that the zipper is between the labia forming a soft deep cameltoe. With one of those it is very difficult to get even a well waxed zipper fully closed w/o having hair caught in the zipper unless wearing a Sports Plug so nude pubes are highly recommended.  Of course a suit that tight can’t be worn comfortably by many of us but for those who can, like me, the zipper along the shaft of my clitoris is very arousing.

A Full Brazilian for hygiene: Hygiene is defined as: “Conditions or practices conducive to maintaining health and preventing disease, especially through cleanliness.” Well, ease of clean-up is certainly one aspect of having nude pubes though I agree with the doctors (in the links below) that grooming to hairless pubes isn’t really the primary reason that a high percentage young women and a much higher percentage of performers and escorts go bare down there for the reasons mentioned above. A recent New York Times article about shaving, waxing, or lasering pubic hair is at:

“Most Women Prefer to Go Bare, Citing Hygiene (and Baffling Doctors)” can be read HERE

In case readers hit a pay-wall at the NYT Links cited in the above article are:

“Pubic Hair Grooming Prevalence and Motivation Among Women in the United States” can be read HERE

“Pubic hair removal among women in the United States: prevalence, methods, and characteristics” can be read HERE:

“Vulvovaginal Health” article can be read HERE:

“Pubic hair grooming injuries presenting to U.S. emergency departments” article can be read HERE.

 

 

Major external anatomical parts of the female genitalia

The photo: Is in the public domain from Wikipedia: Vulva_labeled_english wikipedia By Vagina039.jpg Londoner500derivative work Lamilli (talk) - Vagina039.jpg, Public Domain, httpscommons.wikimedia.orgwindex

 



Wishing my friends and readers in the U. S.

a safe and

Happy 4^th of July 2016