Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

A lovely waxed vulva with small labia minora

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Exhaustion in paradise: The quote in the title is from Mae West and it is very true, as far as it goes. However, it has a down-side in that there are limits even to good things and the nine men who were our original partners for the PA candidate’s pelvic training while having superb stamina were beginning to pass their peak of sexual performance during the second week even with the use of performance enhancers which I’d rather them not use. I suppose that was to be expected since the guys are routinely having eight or more acts of deep vaginal penetration and often multiple orgasms per penetration (since the girls are beginning to practice pompoir and the mares trick) every day continuously for 14 days. Having the trainees manipulating their glans with their vaginal muscles during Pompoir and the mare’s trick training has made many of their penises sore. I suppose I should have known, but I’ve not had multiple men involved with this many encounters during intensive training before. So, Tanaquil, on Taryn’s behalf, has sent us nine more young, experienced, superbly well hung and well rested cocksmen. I expect to switch out the men every two weeks.  The training should be complete on March 26^th.

Since training began on Sunday January 24 the first group of men (the Seven Dwarfs+2 was rotated out and the new group took their place at the start of the third week, February 7^th, and we switched back to the fully reinvigorated original nine on the 21^st. The two week rotation is going well and there was almost no time lost with the switch as the men came up to speed almost immediately since they knew the training regimen and the different needs of each girl. The second group will return on March 6^th and then the original Seven Dwarfs +2 will finish out the 9^th week from the 20^th to the 26^th of March.

Labiaplasty: I am very pleased to say that the labiaplasty procedures to give the candidates lovely small labia minora like mine (our vulvas look very similar to the one in the photo at the top of this post) prior to their entering training is withstanding the very high usage quite well. And having extended the training interval from eight to nine weeks the candidates are becoming accustomed to the frequency and the physical exertion and mental concentration needed to milk a penis even during Pompoir. I taught the girls my regimen in which I ensure a well lubricated vulva and vagina, use a biocide and urinate immediately after each penetrative encounter to flush the urethra to flush out bacteria and lube pushed into the urethra during sex. That regimen seems to have worked for them so far eliminating yeast and urinary tract infections which so often plague women who have frequent vaginal sex with multiple partners.

Small labia minora and camel-toe: Small labia minora make it easier, more comfortable, for a woman to display camel-toe. Most elite escorts working in the fetish end of the business either have naturally small labia minora or have a labiaplasty so they can comfortable wear a thong, tights, bodysuit or leotard deep between their labia majora to display maximum cleavage even when wearing a costume with a cotton lined gusset. For me wearing convertible foot micro fibre tights with a front seam and a cotton gusset rolled down over a belt (like guys do) so the crotch is pulled up into the cleavage of my labia and buttocks which gives my admirers a double cleavage show especially when I’m prancing around en pointe. As far as breast support since I’m lactating I wear a VS Knockout front close clip and zip sports bra so I can easily breastfeed when I need to be milked.

Mid seam off the gusset: Some of us like to wear tights with a front mid-seam off the gusset which can rub on the clitoris (the seam is adjusted so it is on one side or the other of the glans and hood) while others can’t stand the thought of much less actually having something tight pressing against their clitoris. I rather like it as it keeps me wet and aroused and I can even spontaneously orgasm if I have a set of Ben Wa balls inserted which makes my day pass faster and I’m already lubricated if the occasion arises to have penetrative sex with an interesting man. I’ve also found with small labia minora I can more comfortably wear a sports-plug as it will fit tighter w/o pinching my labia which can happen to women with larger ones.   

Additional professional staff: After the first week it was obvious that we needed a podiatrist as well as a Gynecologist, an esthetician and two masseuses in residence since the girls needed a podiatrist because of their long hours in pointe-shoes and all eighteen of us need full body massages every day.  The esthetician keeps us nine women fully waxed leaving only scalp hair and eyebrows. Chris, our male Gyn from my London clinic, has kept us free of pelvic infections which given our number of male partners and the frequency of penetrative intercourse is a tribute to our regimen of feminine hygiene.    

Custom dressing: During week three of the pelvic intensive (7 – 13 February) I began teaching custom dressing which is dressing for a client executive’s particular fetish set. For example a client may want his PA to wear a latex diaphragm in addition to the GyneFix frameless copper bead IUD which is her primary method of contraception so he can under-thrust the rim of a coil spring and ejaculate in the dome and have her wear it for the rest of the day then eat her cervical discharge out of it. Custom coil spring and flat spring latex diaphragms are custom made now because latex diaphragms are no longer commercially available. The specific style and color shoes he wants to see her in is another major item of fetishwear, especially pointe-shoes or ballet-boots during the time she is with him. Taryn’s girls all work in Gaynor pointes which can be easily carried in a tote along with spare diaphragms, a silicone menstrual cup and a selection of condoms in case he wants to use one while she is menstrual.

Ballet boots can be carried in the tote as well, but they take up far more room especially if they are Gepetto’s custom boots (which Taryn’s girls wear) that have a unitized titanium toe-box and shank assembly and replicable titanium heels which are fitted with removable heel guards and Inman heel guard release pads on the inside of the heels. The heel guards are needed to prevent ruining expensive rugs and polished wood floors in executive offices and discreet pieds-à-terre used for assignations.

Ballet-boots, pointe-shoes and the Achilles tendon: As ballet dancers know from spending time en pointe and fetish ballet-boot wearer’s know from being locked in the boots with their feet extremely pointed and held that way for long intervals can lead to the shortening of the Achilles tendons so the individual can’t walk with their heels flat. To prevent this from occurring in women wearing extreme heels and pointe-shoes and to minimize the likelihood of tendonitis or tendon rupture we exercise in flats or pointes standing on a step with our forefeet on the tread and heels out over the riser. Then slowly rise on ¾ pointe hold for a ten count then slowly lower past flat to where the heels are as far below the tread as the Achilles tendons will allow and hold for a ten count. For women like me continuously on our toes doing 20 reps of this three times a day should keep our Achilles tendons properly stretched. Most of the PA candidates have followed my example and wear their Gaynor Minden pointe-shoes during the evenings when they are off to help toughen their feet and into the 5^th week now they are becoming accustomed to if not liking to wear pointes.

Pussy packing: Too much of a good thing

OMG! Where am I going to put all that? I can’t take it all!

The photo: A silicone enhanced training associate finds she is to be mounted by an exceptionally well endowed escort candidate. We often use college girls as training associates to work with our male escort trainees. The girls get a good hourly wage, but no benefits. However, they do get to meet a lot of interesting and talented men. The girl’s maternity and abortion coverage is through their student health or parent’s insurance policies.

Too much of a good thing: Physically women can take a man of superior girth far more comfortably than one of superior length since with length the cervix often gets in the way. Pirate’s stable of stallions is noted for some with amazing length and girth and as there is inevitable staff turnover we try to replace them with the same or better qualified men. It was Mae West who said “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful” However, it can take a tall girl with a long vagina or masochists like me and the women in my circle to take everything on offer from some very well endowed escorts with whom we train. Even though we are willing and enjoy a heightened level of pain there are limits which we have been taught to recognize. Working and playing within those limits we shouldn’t have a uterine prolapse with the ligaments stretched or torn and find one day the cervix is protruding from the vagina.

A great many massively hung men who come to us have experienced rejection by potential partners because they were actually hurt during penetration or were so afraid of being hurt they never allowed penetration to be attempted. So there is some psychological stroking of male egos as we teach well hung men to be gentle and use their equipment to delight their partners w/o damaging them. Note that I did not say not scare or hurt them, to an extent, both of which can turn an otherwise routine encounter into something truly special when the woman comes out the other side of a scary encounter exhausted, moaning in ecstasy and wanting more.

For me a massively hung man is a fun challenge and I enjoy helping train him to be a talented and considerate partner. I’m fortunate to have a deep posterior fornix and when I’m fertile I can comfortably take a 9 ½ inch man. When I’m to train with Mr. Big I give myself an enema first to make sure I have as much room as possible. The male’s psychological situation can be troubling if he has a temper and sadistic tendencies. I’ve been with awesome trainees who were marvelous in bed and then w/o warning something changed and they began to hurt me severely and wouldn’t stop. With one I had to shred his back with my nails and another kick him in the head with the platform of my pointe shoe. Fortunately we were in missionary at the time. If I was being taken from the rear against a barre or on my hands and knees when those men snapped my options would have been far more limited.

When escort candidates have that sort of problem they are dropped from the program. But there talent is not wasted. They are referred to another group who offers STI free brutal rape experiences for a price. Some of which can include hospitalization afterward (in Adolph’s private hospital) and none of which are reported to the authorities afterward. Returning readers know Adolph had to be involved in something that misogynistic, right? That’s one reason that the suites at The Lorelei are as thoroughly soundproofed as they are. You would be surprised at the number of women who come out here to purchase that sort of an encounter. With that sort of thing both partners undoubtedly have severe mental problems, but there is a niche market and it’s very profitable.

Screening Training Associate candidates: As you might imagine there is considerable interest in Training Associate positions from girls who have very high sex drives and an interest in hunky men. I’ve found that in agreement with a recent study that found women on hormonal birth control prefer less masculine men all of our training associates prefer ruggedly hunky men and none are on hormonal contraceptives. That’s not enough to confirm earlier findings, but highly suggestive that a woman’s natural hormones help her select more masculine partners. Most TAs have been fitted with copper IUDs and the rest use diaphragms. The diaphragm girls are in demand because a lot of the European women who frequent Adolph’s Spa, The Lorelei, wear diaphragms and book from Pirate’s stable of stallions so the men need to know how to please a woman who is wearing one.    

Physically we are looking for young women with deep vaginas, deep post-pubic vaults, tight vaginal muscle tone and a deep posterior fornix as well as being athletic or a dancer, having a great personality and beautiful. The pelvic exam comes first and separates the sheep from the goats and leaves us a smaller pool of talent for the rest of the screening.

Breast implants: Women with breast implants are accepted into our Training Assistant program. However, breast implants can be a mixed blessing. For flat chested women they can be a way to a more feminine figure while for the insecure they can be a sense of pride and status. The down side of implants is that many of them need to be replaced after about ten years and women who have elected to have very large implants often have back problems from their weight as they age. Then there is the possibility of leakage or bursting when the woman is hit in her breasts, which happens all too frequently for trainers, dancers and entertainers.

We turn away TA applicants who are:  

• On Depo Provera because of the increased possibility of broken bones due to bone density loss from using Depo over time.  
• Girls who are Anorexic as that also leads to bone density loss and an increased possibility of broken bones and.
• Women who have not had the full three shot series of the HPV vaccine, Gardasil, until they complete the 6 month series of injections.

Cosmetic meds and surgery

Applying Lumigan to lengthen eyelashes before a mirrored grill is locked in place

Lumigan Vs Latisse: Lumigan (bimatoprost ophthalmic solution 0.03%) is formulated as an eyedrop to treat glaucoma and ocular hypertension. The unexpected side effect of Lumigan is the sudden growth and thickening of the eyelashes. Once this side effect was discovered and researched, Latisse was created to be specifically used for eyelash growth. Latisse is not an eyedrop but is carefully applied to the base of the eyelash. Allergan manufactures Latisse and Lumigan. Both are each categorized as a drug and require prescriptions. Lumigan is considered "off label" and is less expensive than Latisse. It is reported they are the same product, although some say Latisse is a more diluted formulation. Lumigan is not approved by the FDA for cosmetic purposes. Clinical data clearly shows Lumigan and Latisse grow eye-popping, thick and lustrous eyelashes.

You get really long thick lashes, it’s awesome! Most of my dancers and the up-market escorts us it. St Lucy’s girls haven’t gone for it as completely which I think is a good thing given the cost, $120 per 5 ml bottle of Lumigan. I’ve found it is less expensive and the formulation is more concentrated if I stay with Lumigan rather than going with the purpose made cosmetic product, Latisse, which the manufacturer has no qualms about getting a much higher profit on for less product.

The girl with the airbrushed vulva: Women’s genitals come in all different shapes and sizes. In photos the vulva can be airbrushed or Photoshopped to get what the photographer needs but to be in competition in intimate in he flesh encounters up-close-and-personal only surgical procedures will do. For professional escorts and pelvic models there is plastic surgery that can provide labial shapes that match the latest taste in fashion like plump lips or an increase or decrease the mons veneris to present more or less of the woman’s clitoris and it’s shaft to make her more alluring. Our clinic has a close relationship with several reconstructive surgeons who have a-list celebrities as patients so we can set up a full range pelvic rejuvenation procedures from trimming away the vestiges of a hymen to completely reconstructing a tight muscle ringed vagina after a devastating natural childbirth or a recreational encounter with a man who was far too large for the woman’s safety. Mae West was right when she said, “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful”, but there are limits.