Friday, August 26, 2016

Wet Dreams and a condom conundrum

Dead Pointes, prep for the Wet Dreams short course

The Photo: Dead pointes to be ritually burnt after the Wet Dreams seminar.

A Wet Dreams technique short course: I had been repeatedly asked by my young wards, Bea and Seren, if I would hold a Wet Dreams short course for girlfriends from Cambridge. It seems “Wet Dreams” is what some men at Uni call ballet-sex. I’m not sure how it got that name except perhaps from the fantasy aspect of sex with a ballet dancer penetrated from behind while she is en pointe. Returning readers will recall that ballet-sex is where the woman is entered from behind while sur les pointes a la seconde.  When used by Bea and Seren giving a man ballet-sex has proven extremely effective in seducing highly desirable males among the facility and students.

Additionally, the use of 16+ MUF Manuka honey as a natural spermicide or to sweeten the taste and add to the bouquet of pelvic musk and coitial discharge adds to their partner’s enticement, if any is needed, to engage in cunnilingus and fellatio.  Michaelmas term classes don’t start until October 6th so the girls still have more than five weeks to enjoy my training seminars and being intern Hostesses at the Costume Club (AKA Clever Cunts) in London. The girls have been with me for the last several days practicing for ballet-sex with suction cup dildos mounted on the mirrored walls of my old ballet studio. A major problem with holding this sort of pelvic training is usually finding acceptable male partners, not that there aren’t be a great many men wanting to participate.

An offer I couldn’t refuse: HM’s Government recently approached me, through Tim’s father, Lord D**** (a member of an agency that cannot be named) about providing pelvic skills training for a few young women who will be using the skills I teach while on HM’s service.  I was pleased that Lord D**** apparently remembered me as fondly as I remember him from the time that he and I had a ballet-sex encounter which we enjoyed immensely while he was my guest at Blackthorn Castle last year. Of course that was before I was introduced to his son who has become my primary lover.  

As I mentioned above a major problem with holding that sort of pelvic training is a shortage of acceptable male partners who in this instance need security clearances as well as being free of STIs. When I mentioned this to Lord D****, he said a pool of physically fit men free of STIs was available from an SAS base nearby. He said that he would arrange to have six men of my choice be sent to Blackthorn Castle on temporary duty as a training detail. So over the past weekend I was in Cheshire (along with Chris my male Gyn) selecting the six (all of whom have the needed security and health clearances) who will partner the female agents I will be training and they arrived late last night.

The timing of this has worked out marvelously as Bea and Seren and their friends can have the men as partners for their Wet Dreams classes at a Friday through Monday house party over the Summer Bank Holiday (on the 29th) before the government women are scheduled to arrive. This will give the men an opportunity to find out what will be expected of them and we will have a few days to test the men’s sexual stamina before the government women students arrive on Wednesday after my wards and their friends leave for London this coming Tuesday. Blackthorn Castle makes a wonderfully secluded training facility for this sort of thing. Since the women’s identities are classified.

Contraceptive protection: Bea and Seren’s six Cambridge friends are on one form or another of hormonal contraception. As returning readers will recall Bea and Seren have stringless, frameless copper bead GyneFix IUDs implanted. For the Wet Dreams course latex flat spring diaphragms have been fitted for the students who didn’t already use them as one of the goals of the course is to train the women in using contraceptive diaphragms for menstrual flow control, to provide some thrust buffering when mating with very well endowed men and as a tool to cause a protected partner to slip out of his condom if the couple’s anatomies permit the man to fit snugly into his partner’s anterior fornix. The female government students are all on Depo-SubQ Provera 104 which requires an injection in the thigh or abdomen every three months. The government women will also be fitted with latex flat spring diaphragms as well as their use will be an important part of their training.

Pointe shoes for Wet Dreams training: The female agents all have extensive ballet training and will take the course in Gaynor Minden pointes. Bea and Seren’s friends will take their Wet Dreams short course in their own traditional paste pointes as none wanted to spend the money to be fitted for GM shoes. They were told to each bring at least six pairs of pointes with them. In the several days of class as well as dildo practice they have already been through several pairs each. I had let them know they will be more susceptible to injury from thrust-drop during ballet-sex when wearing paste pointes and advised heavily padding their toes which they seem to have taken to heart. We will see how that goes as they haven’t been paired with the men yet, so they have had no opportunity to experience thrust-drop.

Forced condom shedding: One of the tricks I teach young women is how to force a properly sized and correctly worn condom to slide off an erect penis and it can be practiced in almost any position if the couple’s anatomies are such that he can reach deep into her anterior fornix. The male training partners will be on performance enhancers to minimize any lack of focus and penis wilting during training encounters. The woman wears a latex flat spring rim diaphragm because of the stability of the rim and as I mentioned the man must be long enough to reach to the bottom of her anterior fornix.  When her condom wearing partner is aroused and producing pre-ejaculate that is contained in the reservoir tip he thinks he is safe and even if he is aware she is wearing a diaphragm (which many men aren’t) he believes he is safe from accidently impregnating her should her diaphragm leak.

The process that causes him to slide out of a properly worn condom is that with a latex flat spring diaphragm the rubber dome is stretched very tightly over the tip of the cervix when he thrusts deep into her anterior fornix. The 360° pressure on his glans from him forcing the stretchy latex into her fornix will flatten and squeeze the reservoir tip forcing the pre-cum and ejaculate down over his glans and the shaft of his erection allowing him after a few thrusts to slide out of his protective sheath. At that point even if he realizes he is unprotected it is usually too late to withdraw and he almost always inseminates her. While the men will know the government women they are helping train are on hormonal contraception my partners have told me that when a condom slips off it is always scary, but most seem to enjoy knowing their partner will be draining his liquefied semen.  

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

My predecessor’s diaphragms and honey spermicide

Clinocap brand rubber diaphragms 1940-1950 Made for Dr. Marie Stopes

The Photo: Item A626843: Set of 12 rubber diaphragms, sized 62.5mm to 90mm, "Clinocap" brand, English, 1940 to 1950. Item A606467: Set of 12 rubber measuring rings, for "Clinocap" diaphragms, made especially for Dr. Marie Stopes, 1934. Full view, 'caps' alongside 'rings' on a graduated matt black perspex background.

Object information
Made in: England Date: 1940-1950
Made from: rubber; steel
Acquired from: Marie Stopes Memorial Foundation Location:
Science Museum, Blythe House
Collection: SCM - Obstetrics, Gynecology & Contraception Object number: A626843

Mid-20th century contraceptive protection in the UK: My predecessor, Edith 22nd Baroness Blackthorn (1911-2014), had kept a great many of her old diaphragms that she wore from 1928 when she was 17 to 1974-  when she was 63 and into menopause - along with yearly journals of her sexual encounters with both male and a few female lovers. The earliest in the collection, from the late 30s through the 40s, were the dark latex flat spring Clinocap and her size varied from 65mm to 77.5mm over the years. They are all in their original boxes labeled ‘Dutch Cap diaphragm’ and are well worn so the domes are cracked, torn and are very fragile.  In the 1930s and again after World War II she used Manuka honey from New Zealand as a spermicide when it became available again in the UK.

Early diaphragms were made from thick natural latex rubber and the dome was fairly stiff. So early diaphragms were worn with the stiff rubber dome up – to minimize the likelihood of hurting a partner by his rubbing against the stiff dome. Using Manuka honey as a spermicide was ideal for continuous wear for Friday to Monday country house parties as it gave sexually liberated women the flexibility of three days of continuous effective protection enabling them to take a man when they liked w/o having to worry about additional spermicide for every act of intercourse.

Edith as a ballet dancer and seductress: In her career as a dancer, before she inherited the Barony from a cousin, in addition to being talented she was beautiful and very sought after by men enamored of the hard bodied female figure. To make herself more exotic she had her pubic hair removed (shaved and tweezed off every few days) which was uncommon in those days and which her journals say made it much easier for her to clean up after an encounter and allowed display of her mons pubis and vulva for admiration (and often veneration) during private erotic dances for which she was in great demand in aristocratic circles.  In the early 1930s she considered having her tubes tied so an accidental pregnancy wouldn’t ruin her career as a ballerina. However, she decided that the thrill of a possible pregnancy for her as well as feeding the secret impregnation fantasy of the men she dated and the fact that she wore a diaphragm rather than a cervical cap - which was far more common in the UK for contraceptive protection – was a massive turn-on for her as well as making her an exotic fantasy conquest for any man. So while I’m a distant relation it seems as though I have inherited her body type, talent as a dancer and her desire for kinky and risky sex. She did marry briefly, but resumed her string of sexual conquests after her husband inexplicably took a mistress. Her lovers never understood what her husband saw in his mistress, but were pleased that his inability to remain monogamous after marriage was responsible for the reappearance of a world class courtesan on the social scene once more. During her eighteen-month marriage she had two miscarriages before her husband was killed in WWII. She never remarried and had no children.     

The Photo: The Manuka honey I use as a 72-hour spermicide with a diaphragm is Steens Raw 20+ Manuka honey. It’s good quality and available in most UK supermarkets.

Manuka honey as a spermicide: For anyone interested in using Manuka honey (sometimes called Tea Tree honey) as a spermicide in the dome of a traditional diaphragm it is important to know that it should have a UMF of at least 16+. It is also important to realize that there is a limited supply of high (16+UMF/NPA) or higher Manuka honey produced each year in New Zealand so there is a lot of honey sold as high UMF Manuka honey which has been adulterated with other honey that doesn’t have the ingredients needed to make it effective as a spermicide. Therefore, the Manuka honey should be purchased from a trusted source.

Additionally, there are two methods of applying Manuka honey to a latex or silicone diaphragm. One is to store the diaphragm in a jar or pot of 16+ Manuka when not being worn. The other method and the one I prefer is to apply a teaspoon (5ml) of honey in the dome before insertion. A diaphragm with a Unique Manuka Factor (UMF) of 16+ or higher can be worn safely and continuously for three days w/o having to add more honey, which is ideal - for use by those of us who aren’t on contraceptive hormones or using a copper IUD because of a nickel allergy - during Friday to Monday House parties here in the UK.

The scent and taste of Manuka honey: Found only in New Zealand's coastal areas, Manuka honey is collected from the flower of the Tea Tree bush. The Unique Manuka Factor (UMF) found in some Manuka honey is an antibacterial property which is said to be especially effective for healing of stomach ulcer, sore throats, colds, indigestion, acne and pimple. Some people find Manuka honey too "medicinal" in taste but I find the flavor of the thick dark honey sweet and far better than the chemical taste of commercial spermicides. Even so the intensity can vary from brand to brand due to the difference in source.

The latex flat spring diaphragm as a honey cap: When I’m not planning on having dive-sex where I use the silicone biocide/spermicide DiveGel+ with a flat spring diaphragm for flood insurance and thrust protection with a well-endowed man I’ve been using Steens Raw 20+ Manuka honey for the past three cycles and it has worked wonderfully well for me! Not having to plan when I’m going to refresh a chemical or natural ingredients (ContraGel) spermicide for three days I can just enjoy having as many sexual encounters as I want w/o having to worry about the effectiveness of my spermicide. Too, using Manuka honey adds to the protection and lubrication of the tip of my cervix when I’m being taken by a large man who can stretch the dome firmly over the cervix while deep thrusting into my anterior fornix.

A rarely mentioned honey cap advantage: For couples who are into cunnilingus and fellatio and are rubber fetishists using Manuka honey eliminates the chemical or bitter taste of commercial spermicides and substitutes the sweet taste of honey mixed with the couple’s secretions and a hint of latex taste. This is especially true for cunilingus where fertile cervical mucus, blood from ovulation spotting and the wearer’s arousal lubricant is contained in the dome and her partner’s semen in her vagina melded with the taste of the thick dark Manuka honey and the taste of latex develops a uniquely erotic bouquet for fetishists who lick clean the contents of the dome when his partner changes her diaphragm after 72 hours of continuous wearing. Even when the wearer is just Kegeling their coital discharge into her partner’s mouth a taste of honey makes a marvelous difference in the flavor of her discharge.  It’s a plus for the woman as well as she can taste the honey as she sucks the rest of her partner’s semen from his urethra and licks their discharge from his honey coated penis.

Friday, August 5, 2016

Teen training diaphragms

Semina on introducer with pink Gaynor Minden pointes

The Photo: A Semina diaphragm mounted on an introducer to aid in insertion. The coil spring of the rim can be seen through the transparent pink silicone of the dome. Semina diaphragms are fitted to get young wearers new to using a diaphragm accustomed to the insertion and removal process.

A successful Summer Ballet Intensive: Now my Summer Ballet Intensive has come to the end of its third and final week at Blackthorn Castle. This morning the students all boarded ‘The Dragon’, my personal rail cars, for the trip to London St Pancreas on their way back to their homes.

Semina as a training diaphragm: Returning readers will recall that in my May 6, 2016 post about the requirements for students at the 2016 Blackthorn Ballet Summer Intensive I wrote about the desirability of Semina as a starter cervical barrier for teens: 

“A sexually active barrier-girl should never be without her diaphragm and the Seminas pink transparent silicone rubber, which some wearer’s have compared to a pink soap bubble, has proved very attractive when used as a young woman’s first experience with cervical barriers. The use of a Semina began as an alternative for teens that were too small for an IUD and couldn’t use hormonal contraceptives. However, when it was found that they could also be effectively used for cervix protection (flood insurance) during under water penetrative sex even the girls on hormonal birth control wanted to be fitted for a Semina. IUDs and cervical barriers are only compatible when the IUD strings are trimmed off so they don’t stick to a cervical barrier worn for ‘flood insurance’ during underwater penetrative vaginal sex which is one of the more arcane subjects on the syllabus during the Blackthorn Ballet Summer Intensive. Stringless IUDs worn by up-market Escorts and our students are checked for proper position with periodic ultrasound scans.”

The introducer shown in the photo is used to simplify insertion especially for women with short fingers. Unfortunately, introducers are no longer generally available, but it is easy to learn the proper insertion technique. Should BBSI students progress to become “socially available” for underwater penetrative sex they can switch to a latex flat spring diaphragm similar to the Reflexions of blessed memory which can be custom made. While some few people are allergic to latex and natural rubber latex does not last as long as silicone the advantages are considerable as the heat transfer and the elastic properties of the translucent dome membrane are far superior to silicone and for a partner interested in the strong scent of a diaphragm left inserted for more than twenty-four hours’ latex is the preferred material as the scent can be eye-watering. Additionally, the flat spring rim which only folds in a single plane makes it very desirable as ‘flood insurance’ because it’s nearly impossible for even a mischievous lover to intentionally under-thrust the rim. Latex flat spring diaphragms are still the barrier type preferred by elite level Courtesans and Escorts and now are only available through specialist GYNs by special order.

Student injuries: We have been fortunate to have no serious injuries just the normal things like split and bruised nails, not that they aren’t painful. There have been no problems with GyneFix IUDs or Semina diaphragms during after class social activities including surface and underwater sexual encounters. And there have been no pregnancies the insemination for which could have occurred prior to the student arriving at Blackthorn Castle. It would have been very unlikely as all the students have copper bead GyneFix IUDs implanted, but possible. There was a student who should have had a hymenectomy and she had a painful time with large diameter partners even when well lubricated. She insisted on continuing with the syllabus and it was a teaching moment for the entire class. 

Seren:  Returning readers will recall that my most recent ward is Seren a college mate of Bea at Cambridge who will be working as an intern Hostess with Bea at the Costume Club during summer holiday. She is Tim (my current lover’s) 18 y/o second cousin and while taking ballet and meeting the requirements of the ballet intensive was a last minute addition when another student dropped out. There was some concern that she wouldn’t be able to keep up as she hadn’t had nearly as long to prepare as the other students. I’m pleased to say that she has marvelous stamina, poise and lovely technique so she finished in the top third of the class for the ballet part of the course. She has been equally as impressive with the social side enjoying her encounters with various male sexual partners and having an impressive pelvic grip, the ability to withstand multiple orgasms w/o fainting and is a class favorite among the men, but that was something they tried not to show since summer intensives are very competitive w/o introducing favoritism.  

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Midnight in America!

Der Fuhrer: Wealthy, needy, crude and delusional.

The Republican candidate for the presidency of the U.S. in his acceptance speech on Thursday evening July 21, 2016 said:

 “Nobody knows the system better than me, which is why I alone can fix it.”

No more need be said!

Monday, July 18, 2016

Pelvic plug peril

The working end of a battery powered corkscrew

The photo: The unmodified working end of a common electric corkscrew a tool found in many Oenophiles homes. Imagine having that screwed into the head of your vaginal plug while you’re wearing it!

Sports plugs in peril: Male fetishists have come up with a fiendishly clever use for battery operated corkscrews. An electric corkscrew can easily be turned into a power sports plug extractor. A typical powered corkscrew has diameter of 1.75 inches and the length of the device is about 10 inches so it can be easily carried by a man under his jacket stuck in his belt or in a Laddy Caddy. The easily replicable black metal contact ring cam be quickly coated with Stick-It or another good body adhesive and pushed hard against the outer head of a target woman’s sports plug with enough pressure that if the attacker has a firm grip on the corkscrew case the torque of the screw entering the head of her plug won’t cause the plug to rotate alerting the woman before the screw is deep enough for her attacker to jerk her plug out.

With a modified unit the clear polymer barrel protecting the screw retracts and the screw penetrates the head of the plug. The attacker can wear a latex glove to get a firm grip on the body of the plug to prevent it turning in his hand. The victim hears and feels the screw but thinks her attacker is using a vibi against the head of her plug and may momentarily enjoy the stimulation of her clitoris thinking herself safe until the screw is in and her attacker jerks the handle back and down disengaging the plugs locking rim from behind her pubic bone and out firmly attached to the end of the screw.

Returning readers may recall my discussion about sports plugs in my entry for January 19, 2014 which I’m posting again below:

Evolution of the Sports plug:  Grope protection was first designed for women to wear under G-strings and other T-back costumes to prevent insertion of fingers and small raw vegetables in the vaginas of the hostesses, performers and waitstaff at several venues within our Las Vegas Casino’s primary nightclub, Naughty Pleasures.

The original device is the Penetrator plug which returning readers will have read about in earlier posts. The Penetrator is a custom fitted device as no two women’s pubic structure; vulva and vagina are quite the same and for the plug to be comfortable and stay in place it must fit correctly and securely with the anti-expulsion ridge snuggly behind the pubic bone. Wearing a Penetrator requires that the wearer have a pronounced post-pubic vault, which most women do. The back of the pubic bone of a well developed post-pubic vault provides a shelf behind which the anti-expulsion ridge of the plug fits snugly.

In the last several years the Penetrator has evolved. There are now two versions; the standard Penetrator that we all know and love and the new sports oriented device identical except for the rounded external shield made with a lightly textured latex surface rather than the smooth silicone of the Penetrator. The lightly textured latex head was designed to grip the material of the wearer’s thong to make it difficult to pull or slide it to one side. That version of the plug was rebranded as a ‘Sports Plug’ to make it more acceptable to mothers who have daughters playing contact water sports rather than calling it a Penetrator, which many of them remember wearing or still wear themselves, which has erotic implications. 

A psychological advantage: When wearing a competition suit during water polo grope protection is significantly enhanced by wearing the sports plug with its lightly textured latex head and clitoris shield over which the suits thong is stretched. The suit tight against the textured latex head of the sports plug prevents the thong from sliding or being pulled to one side by an opposing team member trying to distract their opposition by twisting labia or pinching the head of an opponent’s clitoris. It also eliminates camel toe. Twisting and pinching is illegal, but in a tight group of bodies the referees can’t always see what is going on, so the best thing is to wear unobtrusive protection to minimize the likelihood of a physical and psychological injury.

For competitive contact sports events silicone lube is sprayed on the wearer’s fabric sheathed breasts and groin before leaving the dressing room to prevent opponents from being able to grip the tight slick material to twist nipples, but kneeing an opponent can still occur. However, the sports plug effectively protects the vulva and clitoris giving its wearer confidence in her safety and a psychological boost. The sports plugs are so important to the girl’s physical and mental wellbeing – especially when playing teams from other elite schools that are known for fouling opposing players - that they have RFID chips in them and we have chip readers on the dressing room doors and pool entrances to make sure all the swimmers are wearing their plugs before they go in the water.

Plug adjustment: It can take a few weeks of wearing a sports plug during training before a girl becomes accustomed to insertion and removal and to the feel of the plug when correctly inserted. Insertion is particularly important since the plug can be quite painful if the labia are pinched when the anti-expulsion ridge is pushed up behind the pubic bone sealing the plug in place. Should that occur once or twice the wearer is very careful to insert it correctly from then on. Once the plug is properly positioned and sealed she will forget she is wearing the device until she is hit in the groin or someone attempts to grope her. Wearing a plug began as something to be thankful for because it is needed for protection, but it has now become quite a status symbol at some elite schools and now other girls want to be fitted for them so they can flaunt them for their boyfriends. .

Cost of Sports plugs is expensive since they are custom fitted. However, some are covered under the student’s athletic fees if they participate in activities that require that sort of protection. While ballet is an art students taking pointe classes at most schools also qualify for subsidies for vaginal plugs because in contemporary dance getting kicked is all too common. However, most ballet-girls are fitted for Penetrators or Sports plugs free of charge if they volunteer as training partners for our clubs male escort candidates. That’s because it’s important that the men know how to quickly break the seal on a partner’s plug and remove it correctly and with consideration for her comfort arousing the woman in the process rather than hurting her as her partner might if he was inexperienced. 

Sports plug version 3: Since the appearance of the power driven corkscrew as a forced plug extractor Labia Labs has developed a polycarbonate head for both versions that can not be penetrated by an electric corkscrew. This version has a slight cameltoe cleft that will guide the point of the powered screw to the center of the plug head to minimize the likelihood that the screw point will slide off the impenetrable polycarbonate shield and puncture the wearer’s thigh or abdomen before she can knee him in his balls. The primary market for version 3 is expected to be the hostess, escort, performer and waitstaff communities where pelvic attacks are unfortunately all too common. However, Version 3 is available through our clinic to any woman wanting or needing one.

While we haven’t had any instances of powered plug extractors being used at The Costume Club (AKA Clever Cunts) we have equipped all out female front staff and performers with the new impenetrable head plugs.    

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Our new Prime Minister

Theresa May the new prime minister of the UK.

The Photo:  Theresa May will succeed David Cameron as prime minister, effective from today, Wednesday July 13, 2016. She will be Britain's second-ever female leader and the 54th prime minister.  Picture credit: PA

May she guide the county with wisdom, strength and compassion.

Monday, July 11, 2016

Bare down there: Nude pubes – the pluses and minuses

A full Brazilian (squeaky clean) waxing

The photo: The lovely and confidence building results of a full (squeaky clean) Brazilian waxing.

IPL hair removal: Intense Pulsed Light (IPL) laser permanent hair removal is not suitable for use on light blond, red and white/grey hair as darker colored hair absorbs the energy from the laser and is more quickly destroyed.  However, my thick bright red hair while not as easily removed by laser as darker colors was removed in nine sessions, one every six weeks, over the last year. If I was young and hadn’t been waxing it would have taken longer, but I’d been waxing for more than twenty years so there wasn’t a lot of hair left. Finally, all I have left now are my eyebrows and scalp hair!

The down-side of bare down there:  There can be a safety issue with pubic grooming at home. If not careful shaving can cause cuts requiring a visit to the ER and home waxing can cause burns also requiring a trip to the ER. Too, there is some research that shows that girls who haven’t reached puberty have more pelvic infections than after puberty when a thick bush can afford some protection. So removing pubic hair can increase the chance of pelvic infections.

Reasons for nude pubes: Growing up in a ballet boarding school I couldn’t wait for my first pair of pointe-shoes and my first pubic waxing, which occurred shortly after I reached menarche at fourteen. The school encouraged nude pubes since costumes fit better and leotards and tights displayed the mons pubis and cameltoe in greater detail. Some of the other reasons knowledgeable and sexually sophisticated women prefer hairless pubes are:  

  • It makes the woman look younger.
  • Ease of access to fondle the shaft of the clitoris.
  • Sports Plugs (vaginal plugs) seal much more securely if body adhesive is needed (if her post-pubic vault isn’t shaped to retain the plug) when the wearer has bare pubes to prevent being finger-fucked at parties.
  • It’s easier to clean up while menstrual, especially after menstrual sex and cunnilingus.
  • Hair doesn’t get caught in a partner’s teeth and the relief zippers of catsuits.
  • Greater comfort, poise and confidence gotten from knowing you look fabulous when displaying nude pubes under revealing clothing.

Latex Catsuits relief zippers: Nude pubes as a relief zipper plus was mentioned above, but I think it needs its own brief discussion because with tight relief zippers on properly sized, very tight, latex catsuits getting a relief zipper closed even when the wearer has a closely trimmed bush can be a challenge. I recommend some relief zipper training for my escort clients when fitted with one of Gepettos custom latex catsuits that are so tight that the zipper is between the labia forming a soft deep cameltoe. With one of those it is very difficult to get even a well waxed zipper fully closed w/o having hair caught in the zipper unless wearing a Sports Plug so nude pubes are highly recommended.  Of course a suit that tight can’t be worn comfortably by many of us but for those who can, like me, the zipper along the shaft of my clitoris is very arousing.

A Full Brazilian for hygiene: Hygiene is defined as: “Conditions or practices conducive to maintaining health and preventing disease, especially through cleanliness.” Well, ease of clean-up is certainly one aspect of having nude pubes though I agree with the doctors (in the links below) that grooming to hairless pubes isn’t really the primary reason that a high percentage young women and a much higher percentage of performers and escorts go bare down there for the reasons mentioned above. A recent New York Times article about shaving, waxing, or lasering pubic hair is at:

“Most Women Prefer to Go Bare, Citing Hygiene (and Baffling Doctors)” can be read HERE

In case readers hit a pay-wall at the NYT Links cited in the above article are:

“Pubic Hair Grooming Prevalence and Motivation Among Women in the United States” can be read HERE

“Pubic hair removal among women in the United States: prevalence, methods, and characteristics” can be read HERE:

“Vulvovaginal Health” article can be read HERE:

“Pubic hair grooming injuries presenting to U.S. emergency departments” article can be read HERE.

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