The reburial of Richard III

Richard III (1452 – 1485) last Plantagenet king of England

The photo: King Richard III, by Unknown artist, late 16th century - NPG 148 - © National Portrait Gallery, London.

The reburial of Richard III in Leicester cathedral March 26, 2015: I was fortunate to get any seat in Leicester cathedral for the reburial service much less a good one, but Alice, Duchess of M****, generously gave me her ticket. I am so grateful to Her Grace for letting me take her place (she has a new lover at her home on Virgin Gorda and preferred not to travel) as another opportunity to see an infamous King of England reburied after 530 years is not likely to occur again.

My status in the pecking order of nobility is far too modest to have merited a ticket on my own regardless of how ancient my title. I sat with His Grace and Jack, Viscount Sandbach. The Duke’s ancestors had fought for the House of York and Richard III while my Welch ancestors fought against him and for the House of Lancaster with Henry Tudor, Earl of Richmond at the battle of Bosworth Field. It was the last of the significant battles’ of the War of the Roses and with the death of Richard Henry became the first Tudor king.

The Tudor dynasty or House of Tudor was a royal house of Welsh and English origin descended in the male line from the Tudors of Penmynydd, which ruled the Kingdom of England and its realms, including their ancestral Wales. Its first monarch was Henry VII, a descendant through his mother of a legitimized branch of the English royal House of Lancaster.

DNA questions: the House of York apparently could have put chastity belts to more efficient use somewhere along the line. DNA tests have uncovered evidence of a family secret. It emerged when researchers at Leicester University compared the Y chromosomes of Richard III and five anonymous male relatives of Henry Somerset (1744-1803), who claim descent from Edward III, the great great grandfather of Richard III. Since the Y chromosome is passed down from father to son, it should look the same in the descendants of Henry Somerset, the 5th Duke of Beaufort, and Richard III. But genetic tests found no sign of a match. Somewhere in the family between Richard III and the Somersets, at least one man had been cuckolded.

The Reburial Service: The service was conducted by the Archbishop of Canterbury head of the Anglican Church though all who fought at Bosworth Field were Catholic, the Anglican split from Roman Catholicism not occurring until the reign of Henry VIII. Benedict Cumberbatch the Brit actor and heartthrob of most women in the UK these days read a poem and I thought eclipsed the minor royalty that attended, though there was no scrum of female fans around BC which I thought showed considerable restraint. However, there weren’t many young women there and he’s newly married now and she is very pregnant.  So we know their plumbing works.  Still many of us, including me, would like to see what it would be like to be mounted and inseminated by him.

Anya stayed with my wards and Marvin as well as Ashley, Jack’s fiancée, aboard The Dragon and watched the service on the telly. After the service His Grace and Jack came back to the Dragon for a celebratory burial feast and a ride down to London where they will be spending several days. His Grace’s family has thought for centuries that Richard has gotten a bad reputation from Shakespeare’s play when he wasn’t any more ruthless than others in his time. They are delighted that Richard, the last of the Plantagenet kings, has finally gotten a proper burial.

His Grace’s need: During the service the old bull had me sit next to him where he could grope me with his hand under my coat which was across my lap. I didn’t really mind as he is always gentle in these situations where we are having sex in public. I knew that he had been without female companionship for about a week and that since her engagement to Jack Ashley was off limits (and pregnant though still dancing) so he was in need of penetrative sex with a willing female. I knew I fit his criteria even though he didn’t want me marrying Jack, his heir, because of my age and the fear that I couldn’t produce healthy male grandchildren. I understand completely and I am in his debt since he bought me off marrying Jack by expediting my claim to the Barony which he was successful in obtaining for me in record time. 

So I knew with his gentle groping through the slit in the skirt of my black jersey Chanel skirt suit that he expected to inseminate me when we got back to the sleeping compartment of my private rail car.  In addition to the Chanel skirt suit I had worn a black broad brim hat and black leather Louboutin 4 inch heels with a one inch platform sole that were very comfy to walk in and everyone said how lovely I looked in black.

I was rather looking forward to having His Grace thrusting inside me again as I hadn’t had sex with him since the equinox on the 20^th which was a week ago and I knew he would be a considerate lover though perhaps he’s a bit over eager at times. I planned to fuck his brains out with The Mare’s Trick, keeping him hard inside me after ejaculation while he recovers and then to milk the thick creamy semen from him again. The result of that much intense sex always puts him into a deep sleep so I thought he would sleep all the way to London which he did.

Mistress shopping: Ashley was to introduce him to a dancer friend as his former ballet dancer mistress has returned to Russia to recover from an abortion and to begin performing again with the Mariinsky. He is now interviewing sexually adventuresome ballet dancers Ashley’s age looking for a new intimate companion.

Homeward bound: The trip from Leicester to London was routine and we all slept aboard The Dragon. In the morning we had a full English breakfast cooked by my chef and staff aboard before detraining in London. His Grace, Jack and Ashley went to the Savoy.  Marvin, my wards, Anya and I returned to Blackstone House in Belgravia.

 

 

Tutoring the nobility

Coat of arms of The College of Arms

The Photo: The coat of arms of the organization in the UK that grants heraldic arms to an individual or organization if they meet certain strict criteria.  The College of Arms also creates the heraldic shields for the newly entitled and traces possible heirs to titles and arms belonging to families thought to have become extinct. 

Her Grace makes a request:  Alice, Duchess of M**** asked if I would tutor her friend’s eldest son who is 17 and will be going to Oxford this fall. Given that I’ve had a minimum of formal education I wondered what subject I could possibly help him with. She said his parents; his father is the current holder of one of England’s oldest and most efficiently run Earldoms and his mother a retired Royal Ballet Principal, are anxious that Terrence (Terry) have an intimate and positive experience with a sexually knowledgeable women before he goes to oxford since he has been in all-male schools since early childhood only meeting girls in private off-campus ballet classes he has taken since he was five. I was amazed that an all-male school could stop an inquisitive young male whose hormones are peaking from discovering the delights of women especially as he has grown up with female ballet students, but it seems his parents think that it has. I was supposedly getting a virgin to tutor on the pleasures of heterosexual sex, assuming of course that he is straight, which I think is a concern of his father as he needs a grandson as an heir.

Alice thinks there are other reasons – in addition to deepening his experience and perhaps understanding of women - his parents want Terry vacationing at lost cove this summer. They know Willow is with me here and Terry met her briefly when she taught a master class at his school. Alice thinks they want Terry at 17 and willow at 19 to become to develop a romantic relationship since terry is handsome and rich and will inherit the title and estates on his father’s death. With him marrying into Jacks family it would establish stronger interfamily ties a common practice among the aristocracy.

That seems unlikely to me since there is a two year difference in their ages and with girls maturing mentally earlier than boys they may have little in common. Not to mention that Willow is performing in my ballet company in Las Vegas while Terry will be at Oxford for the next several years. Of course that could all change. Since Terry is supposed to be very strong and have significant ballet training including pas de deux classes I’m sure he will be partnering Willow in our ballet classes and I’m anxious to see how they get along.

Tea and Sympathy: Her Grace said she immediately thought of the 1956 film Tea and Sympathy ((Deborah Kerr and John Kerr) with me in the role of Laura Reynolds, played by Deborah Kerr. The circumstances are not as straight forward with Terry as with Tom Lee in the film, but she thinks his parents are trying to avoid a similar situation once he gets to Oxford.

Alice said she thinks I would be an ideal tutor for Terry and he would learn a lot being with me for a few days. And well she might since I’ve been fucking her son’s brains out every chance I get for the past several years and my effort has not gone unnoticed as Jack wants to marry me over his father, the Duke’s, objections.  I was relieved that her request was one that I can handle easily and I’m going to enjoy teaching Terry about women while we enjoy each other’s bodies.  Jack has gone back to the UK to prepare Location Z for the Summer Solstice on the 21^st of this month so Terry rode back on Limnaea II and Alice and I took the Wanton Lass around to St Thomas today to pick him up. And what a stud-muffin he is!

Terry’s arrival: On the sail back from Charlotte Amelie to lost cove Terry and I got acquainted while Alice sunned herself and napped. I said he would be staying with Bea, Willow and me at my villa on the cove and that there would be ballet class each morning, which he knew since he brought his practice clothes and slippers. I also mentioned that none of the women including me were in monogamous relationships so hookups were fine, but that I would be his primary trainer and I have final say on what is safe for him to do. The girls know the dive limits past which an activity requires my approval and none of us want to be responsible for injuring such a gorgeous male body, not to mention a sweet personality, for a man.

Bea, Willow and Anya were on the pier in bikinis to welcome him and I could see Terry was very impressed with their beauty and the drape of his shorts showed it until he got his emotions under control. We all saw the rise in his interest and later we giggled and wondered how his parents could have been thinking he might be gay. Obviously he doesn’t confide in his father, which is quite common when sons are shipped off to boarding school and only see their fathers as authority figures and at Christmas.

Terry and the Summer Solstice: The Summer Solstice is on Saturday June 21^st, exactly one week from today. We will be leaving for Inverness this coming Monday so we can have a few days to recover from jet lag and prepare for our Location Z altar performances as Priestess of Aphrodite welcoming new males into the Old Ways. I’ve decided to save Terry’s virginity until the Solstice and take it from him on the main altar at sunrise.

Terry intends to major in sociology and specialize in ancient religions while at Oxford and when he found I am a Priestess of Aphrodite/Venus and will be celebrating the Solstice on the primary altar of an ancient holy site he was beyond fascinated and asked to participate. When I explained that participation by males required that they be virgin (defined here as not having had penile vaginal intercourse (PVI) with a human female – sheep don’t count) his virginity immediately turned from a liability into an amazing asset and he agreed to avoid having PVI with any women until I relieved him of his virginity at sunrise on the 21^st. Just to make sure he asked to wear a chastity belt when not in ballet classes to show his resolve. He said another few days of cold showers will just increase his anticipation. So Chris fit him into an old Access Denied male chastity belt and gave me the key. Terry is such a marvelously strong and hunky submissive and in ballet class has amazing stamina.

Chastity belts – the French connection

Silicone rubber and stainless steel belt with an integral vaginal plug.

Freddy and the Chastity belt: Frederick, the Austrian ballet dancer who is a guest artist with my company this summer had an unfortunate encounter, apparently with a femme fatale on a mission. Returning readers remember he is the pussy-hound and all around bad-boy who left a trail of pregnancies all across Europe in ballet companies for which he danced. Freddy had been on his own several nights this past week when Beth and I were at Adolph’s to help Abi, his Pool assistant and Lorelei in residence, learn how to get into some new latex encasement suits he had bought for her. He had seen me wearing mine and liked it so much he bought several for Abi.

So Freddy was out prowling at the Meat Market where he can run a tab. He was chatting up a beautiful blond in her mid 20s. She was pretty enough and dressed conservatively but provocatively enough that the bar-girls remembered her, which tells me she must have been stunning. We do have some frames of her on the security videos but I’m told they don’t do her justice. We first thought she was at the Meat Market, the pick-up bar at Naughty’s, to have an evening’s fun teasing men, but I changed my mind after studying the videos because she turned away three admirers before Freddy approached her. .

She was in a flowing skirt and they became friendly enough over drinks that he found she was locked securely into a modern penetrating chastity belt, similar to the one in the pic at the top of this entry. We know because she went to the ladies lounge to relieve herself and we have her on video with her skirt up unlocking the device and hanging it on the purse hook while she peed. The device covers the wearer’s labia, clitoris and clitoral shaft as well as having an integral vaginal plug deeply inserted so it can’t be pushed to one side even enough to get fingers inside her.

Freddy took her pelvis being under lock and key as a personal challenge and he jokingly threatened to drill the lock on her chastity belt. Her reply was that if he was that determined to have her they should go back to her place. That much was picked up by the directional mike of the minder assigned to him to prevent him getting in too much trouble. She was followed as she drove him into the hills west of town to a large villa she had rented. There were no other cars at the house and when the minder reported in she was told to watch the house. In the very early morning the blonde seemed to leave alone and the minder was told to keep watching the house.

Later that morning the minder was told to approach the house and see what she could find. The front door was unlocked and when she entered she could smell the metallic scent of blood. She found Freddy's nude bound spread-eagle on the bed in the master suite lying in a pool of dried blood. His genitals had been cut off and packed into the toe of one of his leather ballet slippers and the slipper had been stuffed in his mouth and his throat slit. There were Taser barb marks on his back so that’s almost certainly how she took control then tied him up while he was stunned.

The French connection: The security cams at McCarran didn’t show anything, but there was a private jet that took off about two hours after the chastity-chick left the house. The flight plan said Mexico City (MEX) but our contact said it didn’t land there. The tail ID traced back to a rental company in Spain and the passenger was a young blonde woman. The rental was paid for by a shell company, the same one that paid for the house rental. The shell is thought to belong to French intelligence. At this point Tanaquil and I are considering our options. I really hate the fact that apparently there was a sanctioned hit by someone in the French government on someone in my employ.

On the other hand everyone knows Freddy was a trouble maker and almost certainly got what he deserved. I’m thinking I’ve been dissed by a foreign government, but if one of the chicks he knocked up had been my daughter or ward, I would probably have castrated him myself. Tanaquil said three of the dancers he impregnated were French and one, the daughter of a government official, committed suicide so I think it’s a good bet that her death was the trigger for the hit. Tanaquil, who has slept with at least half of the men in the upper levels of French government, is counseling restraint because if I contracted for the assassin to be taken out (assuming she could be found) it would start a war with the French Government that I couldn’t win. Certainly she’s right. I don’t like it but, I’m choosing my battles wisely. Freddy is not a hill I’m willing to die on.

Menstrual sex, masturbation and GyneFix

OMG! I’m preggers! I only missed 2 pills!

Menstrual sex: Menstrual sex is viewed with varying degrees of delight or dread by women depending on how comfortable their periods are, the strength of their libidos and their interest in pleasing their male partners. If a woman has regular cycles of about 28 days as I do pregnancy from unprotected menstrual sex should be extremely unlikely. It’s when a woman’s cycle is short, about 21-22 days, that she could become fertile while she is menstruating and so having unprotected intercourse while menstrual could get her pregnant. I’ve found that there are a few men who like taking a woman while she is menstrual but the mess can be daunting. Some women will only permit menstrual intercourse in the shower to minimize the mess. I will take a man in bed, but have a rubber sheet under the cotton ones to prevent staining mattresses. Since I have a menstrual extraction at the start of each cycle the amount of my flow is greatly reduced and I rarely cramp so I rather enjoy having penetrative sex while menstrual though I’ve found that because of the blood I need to use dive-gel and not count on my natural lube as much as I can when I’m fertile. Other than a sheen of blood on my partners shaft during menstrual dive-sex (which washes off immediately after he withdraws) and having to wear a flat spring diaphragm as a gas guard and to collect my flow rather than my standard tiny Oves cap there is no difference in technique or in the pleasure I get from sex while menstrual versus when I’m not.

A new stallion at my Super Bowl party: I know this is old news but I want to comment on Cara’s date. As returning readers recall the guests for my Super bowl party on 02-07-10 were: 1) Taryn & Chuck, 2) Cyndi & Chris, 3) Anya & Robin, 4) Shelly & Jeff, 5) Marie-Claude & Pirate, 6) Diané & Peter, 7) Adolph and Elke, 8) Cara and Mr.-X (who I didn’t know, but who Pirate said will fit right in), 9) Gigi and Jon, an escort trainee who Cara introduced her to) and 10) Jacques & me. I knew Jon, Gigi’s partner so my attention was primarily on Cara’s date, Mr. X. His name is Henry (Hank) and he is a software engineer in Jeff’s company out on I15 East of town. Hank is 26 and an experienced and excellent lover. But then Pirate would have made certain she had a first rate stud, especially since he knew I was going to sample him and Cara and I were going to compare notes afterward.

I love the thrill of having a new man inside me! I always gasp with the sensation – the pressure - of a new partner pushing his way into me. Even when I relax I’m tight so he has to shove his way inside. I’m well lubed with dive-gel so it’s just the size and pressure of his shaft as he buries himself in my belly. And with a new man there is such a rush of anticipation! I love the scent of his aftershave, underarms and toothpaste and the taste of his sweat and saliva as we deep kiss. Watching the concentration and tiny smile on his face as he caresses my G-spot with his tip is why I like to take a new stallion in missionary first so I can watch him perform. I like taking a new man first while we are out of the water so if it doesn’t work out I won’t have increased my nitrogen loading and lost any bottom time. I was CD24 and though not particularly easily aroused at that time in my cycle I was very wet and fully tented when he first came on to me because I was looking forward to my first penetration by him as a new lover.

He is wonderfully thick and rock hard his tip could kiss my cervix even though I was fully aroused so he is big and was a marvelous fit! I especially loved the moment when he tipped me over the edge into orgasm and my vaginal muscles begin to spasm gripping his shaft and pulling him over the edge with me giving us simultaneous orgasms which I think was a special gift. When he spewed and made the fluid transfer that few seconds when he seemed to be trying crush me in his arms while thrusting his tip as deep into me as he possibly could was mind blowing! He splattered his thick hot cream filled with hundreds of millions of sperm against the thin rubber membrane of the barrier protecting my cervix. It was a moment to die for! Most of his load drained out from gravity or later from me Kegeling it out of me, but a bit of his DNA was still draining out of me staining my thongs days later.

Masturbation as a sleep aid: In my advanced sexual techniques (AST) course at St Lucy’s I teach masturbation as a method of relaxation and as a sleep aid. Masturbation is particularly helpful during semester finals and during the stress of the Holidays when male companionship may be in short supply. Of course as returning readers know there are elite girl’s schools that have their students in chastity belts to prevent or at least minimize the chances of students masturbating. Women with normal to high libidos get very edgy if they don’t have some sort of sexual release on a regular basis even if the school tries to physically exhaust them with organized athletics.

Anya just returned from Switzerland where she was helping Elke set up the Dive-sex training course that the elite Swiss girl’s school she is a head mistress will offer this summer in conjunction with a nearby boy’s school. Elke says that at a school like hers, which requires the students to wear chastity belts to bed a master key to the maker’s belts is worth a fortune and the keys are passed down from class to class as the older girls graduate. The girls try to muffle their moans and gasps during orgasm to prevent the duty Mistress from hearing them. Occasionally if it’s the turn of a screamer to have the key and pleasure herself several friends will stay with her to make sure she wears a ball-gag to muffle her screams because if a student is caught masturbating she is given to one of the lesbian administrators to discipline. That often means giving the Mistress oral sex during the Mistress’s period or penalty time walking back and forth in ballet boots in front of chapel. Elke told Anya that she knows that master keys are circulating but remembers her days as a student there and the immense pleasure she had fingering herself to orgasm and that a blissfully deep sleep afterward and lets the girls have their fun.

GyneFix; A reader asks: “Can you run around and play sports with a GyneFix?” Yes, you can! Actually there is less likelihood of a GyneFix perforating the uterus or being expelled than there is for IUDs with frames such as ParaGard and Mirena. A lot of escorts have GyneFix IUDs implants because it is so reliable and is well tolerated during extremely intense orgasms where uterine cramping can bend the frame of traditional IUDs and cause them to be expelled. And of course as I’ve mentioned before a GyneFix is the only IUD that can be safely worn while using a gas guard for protection during dive-sex. The strings from a framed IUD will catch on the gas guard and removing the gas guard will often pull the IUD out.

Chastity belts at Naughty’s

A woman’s modern anti-masturbation belt

Chastity belts at Naughty’s: For the Holidays the servers at Naughty’s are wearing chastity belts! Beginning on Halloween we’ve had the shop assistants in Fasteners, our BDSM boutique, wear them, over thong-back leotards, and traffic through the shop increased dramatically. Sales immediately increased by 7 percent for women customers and by 16 percent for men! Our wait staff at Naughty’s all wear their belts over Penetrator plugs (all our Naughty’s girls are plugged because they could be kicked in the groin) and at first a unitard or leo/tights combinations so there really isn’t anything to see. The belt just focuses the eyes on the girl’s crotch and the mind on the punitive or protective aspect of the device which seems to fascinate, especially men. Because we allow touching when the girls are wearing chastity belts we changed the wait staff costumes from nylon/Lycra dancewear to really high quality tight stretchy silicone catsuits. That way when the guy gets grease or hot sauce from his order of Buffalo wings on his server’s belt and thighs it won’t deteriorate her suit as it would if she was encased in latex. Teaching the girls to wait tables in ballet boots and a rubber encasement suit takes time but for the effect we get it’s worth the effort and the pool of applicants for the jobs is enormous because the tips are so good.

Marketing psychology: Our Marketing psychologist thinks having our wait staff in chastity belts is a great idea because now a customer can interact with his or her server by having a tactile experience fondling the soft heavy rubber and steel of her protective shield while she is taking the customer’s order. Before, when the server was standing at the table presenting deep cleavage camel toe through her tights no touching was allowed, even though she was wearing a cleft-head Penetrator plug. Now the customers can fondle the belts vulvar shield and the padlocks with their fingers. Already we have had a customer who was getting head under the table accidentally ejaculate on his server’s belt as she brought the couple their drinks. His GF was so upset because she wanted to swallow his load! She forgave him a few minutes later when she took him down her throat after he recycled. The nice thing about modern belts is that they are silicone rubber and stainless steel so there is almost no maintenance unless it gets splattered, then they clean up quickly with just mild soap and warm water. The belts vulvar shield is sized to fit snugly over the head of the wearer’s Penetrator so if she is kicked her shield and plug will absorb most of the energy from the blow.

Since the first of the month when our Naughty’s servers began wearing their steel belted vulvar shields alcohol sales have increased by 18% and even in off-peak times the meat market is filled with men ogling the wait staff. It’s definitely the place for women to go if they are looking to be picked up, especially if they wear a belted design that suggests chastity w/o being effective. The introduction of chastity shielding has also increased the traffic to our less expensive escort services.

Anti-masturbation belts: The style belt we are using (similar to the one pictured at the top of this entry) was designed by Access Denied specifically for use as a female anti-masturbation belt. So the shield provides impenetrable protection w/o the need for sharp spikes and blades to repel an erect penis. However, it does have to be unlocked for bathroom functions. Already there are a few men and some women who are making a fetish object out of anti-masturbation belts. This one is a U.S. design but sells best in Europe, especially in Germany and Switzerland where several very exclusive girls’ schools have their students from the age of eleven on fitted with the belts to teach discipline and not waste the students erotic energy by pleasuring themselves, or each other. I think the Europeans have a genius for catering to school administrators with repressed sexuality which makes this sort of device extremely attractive to the management and staff of girl’s schools. Speaking from personal experience of 7 years in primarily female boarding schools masturbation and girl-girl sex was a huge part of our entertainment during long weekends when we were snowed in. So I think being around girls locked in this sort of belt, especially when they are fertile and desperately want sexual release could be very grim indeed. Nipples would almost certainly be over stimulated in that situation, which may explain why nipple discharge and induced lactation seems to be more prevalent in European up-market girl’s schools.