Lesbians and breeding diaphragms

Pre-seed lubricates while protecting sperm from vaginal secretions

Lesbians and breeding diaphragms: A grad-student at UNLV referred a friend in the Air Force who is stationed at the Indian Springs site to me for assistance with a fertility problem. They are both in the same sorority and met at the Meat Market at Naughty Pleasures. Naughty’s is primarily Het, but some wonderful lesbian relationships have begun there as well and theirs is one of them and they want to get married.

So 'Barbara', the tall blonde air force officer, wants out of the service and has decided that becoming pregnant is the easiest and quickest way for her to return to civilian life. Barb could have picked up a man at one of the many bars in town, but wanted a man who is safe and with good genes in case the women want to keep the baby. So Barb wanted me to get her pregnant w/o having to have a man mount her or going to a sperm bank for semen.

Because Barbara’s and my pelvic sizes are similar what I’ve been doing for her last four cycles is having a lover take me while I’m wearing a ‘breeding diaphragm’, which returning readers will recall is one two sizes smaller than the proper size, under-thrust the rim and spew all his ejaculate in the dome which also has Pre-Seed in it to reduce the acidity of my vaginal fluids to protect the sperm. I did that at the end of Brian’s visit a few weeks ago with Barb waiting in an exam room so the semen was less than an hour out of Brian when I carefully removed the breeder while on my back and then with her on the exam table I inserted it making sure the rim went behind her cervix and that afterward she stayed quiet for 30 minutes with a pillow under her buns while her cervix was immersed in a pool of fresh semen.

I had been using one of the escort trainees to provide semen for Barb’s insemination, but the last time she was fertile my regular donor was unavailable so I used Brian’s ejaculate as he had never under-thrust a diaphragm before and that really turned him on. Today Barb called to say she is testing positive for hCG and is coming in for a serum pregnancy test to make certain she really is preggers. Miscarriages are fairly common during the first trimester so we’ll see, but it looks as though Brian may be a father again w/o him knowing it.

The vernal equinox: Spring begins with the vernal equinox at 7:02 A.M. (EDT) on March 20, 2013 in the Northern Hemisphere. A group of my ex-pat friends with Druid blood will celebrate quietly at a near by holy site in some ancient ruins at 7:00AM, PDT. It’s not Stonehenge, but it’s the best I can do in this area. Jack is flying in for the celebration and I’m taking him on an ancient stone altar as Druid friends watch as we consummate the arrival of Spring. Afterward, in recognition of being in the South Western U.S. we will have a western breakfast I’ll be CD13 tomorrow and very fertile (I should ovulate the next day) so I’ll be wearing an Oves cap which from the standpoint of what a man can feel is almost as though I’m wearing no protection at all.

Spring break in Vegas: UNLV Spring Break is March 25 – 30, but other schools are already on break. My UNLV sorority friends are going to Mexico, diving again this year so have been coming in for fit checks of their Reflexions diaphragms, used as gas-guards and for flood insurance and stocking up on FC2s for encounters with the local men.

Very few students under the legal age to drink and gamble come to Vegas on Spring break, but a lot of grad students from engineering schools do to try out their sure-thing system of beating the tables. If girls follow them we get requests for IUD insertions, usually ParaGard since we only let local women participate in the GyneFix clinical trial, an occasional diaphragm replacement and EC, usually ella because it is effective for 5 days after the encounter of concern. The need for an Rx for ella isn’t a problem as we have a GP on duty so there is no waiting.

Syringe plug dangers: I wrote about syringe plugs in my post for March 2, 2013 and they can be a huge turn on for women to use. I wrote:” Our boutique pharmacy at Naughty Pleasures partners with a local sperm bank to offer our women customers a thrilling ‘hot-loading’ experience using very high potency sperm. It can be high risk for some (if the client is unprotected) or a test of the effectiveness of her method of contraception while having the experience of draining a $350 USD 6ml load of high quality semen into her panties while watching a show or at the tables in our casino.”

What I didn’t mention is that if used incorrectly a syringe plug can be dangerous. The semen provided by out pharmacy is a 7ml specimen to ensure that the 6ml ejaculate chamber is completely filled so there is no air in the chamber when the head is screwed back on. It’s like making sure there is no air bubble in a hypodermic syringe before an injection. Since 1 ml = 1 cc when the spring is compressed an empty ejaculate chamber holds 6 CC of air. When I fit a woman for a syringe plug I make sure to cover the dangers of wearing it with the ejaculator spring cocked and the chamber empty or only partially filled with semen or a vaginal stimulant like a warming gel. Leaving the ejaculator spring compressed for long intervals can weaken it over time and wearing the plug with the spring compressed and the chamber empty or partially filled can result in having air forced into the vagina and almost certainly some of it into the uterus where it could get into the bloodstream and cause an embolism if the woman isn’t wearing a correctly sized and properly inserted cervical barrier (diaphragm or cap) of some sort to prevent fluid or air entering her cervix.

One of our casino’s showgirl’s daughter, Alexis, had been allowed to play with her mothers dildos. So one evening, when her mom rushed off leaving her diaphragm, syringe plug and K-Y Intense on the bathroom vanity after getting a call to come in to dance the late show for an injured member of the troupe, she tried inserting it. Her mom’s diaphragm was too large for Alexis, but she was on the birth control pill Yaz and she said it wasn’t as though she was using semen so she thought she was safe using no barrier protection. She told me later that the ejaculation chamber was only partially filled with Intense when she screwed the cap back on and worked for several minutes to get the insertion right with the locking ridge behind her pubic bone so contractions during orgasms wouldn’t expel it. Surprisingly it turned out that the plug was a fairly good fit for her.

Back in her bedroom Alexis changed into a thong back leotard and barelegged slipped into toe-pads then stuffed her toes into a pair of well worn but serviceable black Freed Classics, wrapped her ankles with the black satin ribbons, knotted the ends and tucked them under the ribbons in the hollow behind her inside ankle bones. She did a 20 minute warm-up at the barre and mirror covering one wall of her room. The barre and mirror were a 15th birthday gift from her mom on getting accepted to SAB summer session two years ago. The barre brackets were special order reproductions of 1880s brackets in intimate training sallies of the Garner Opera house in Paris. They have iron scrollwork with rounded protrusions to enable girls to masturbate while en pointe at the barre. A girl who routinely masturbates using a barre bracket has a shiny spot called ‘bracket burn’, on the fabric of her costume covering her pubic bone and Alex leotards show bracket burn.

Alexis told me she gave herself a clitoral orgasm on one of the brackets enjoying as best she could a shuddering, gasping, moaning climax while focusing on keeping from falling off pointe since her boyfriend was asking for ballet-sex and she was trying to get in shape to give it to him. As she orgasmed her contractions triggered the syringe which spewed intense and air into her unprotected cervix. At least she wasn’t fertile so perhaps that minimized the amount of air forced into her uterus. After enjoying the afterglow on her toes for a few minutes she withdrew the plug, cleaned it, partially refilled it and put it back in her Mom’s bathroom exactly as she found it. She told me she was pleased with her performance. She thought her ankles wobbled only a bit during her orgasm and she managed to keep her weight over the blocks and not on her heels.

The next day she awoke with chest pain and difficulty breathing. Her mom took her to the ER where it was found that she had a gas embolism in a lung. They put her in a hyperbaric chamber on 100% oxygen to desolve the bubble and took her off hormonal contraceptives. She told her mother what she had done and her mom feels responsible for the accident and came to me for support. We all know how fortunate Alexis was and she will make a full recovery. Her mom wanted my advice about what to do in the future. I suggested that since she and Alexis already have a wonderful relationship in the sharing of dildos when she gets a new toy she might want to show Alexis how to use it correctly rather than letting her experiment with it on her own.

Gay and Lesbian escorts

A gay submissive in a ‘prison stockade’ device

Gays & Lesbians as escorts: A long time friend and reader wrote: “While I enjoy your blogs, your training blogs mostly concern women. I think because, there are no men in your escort training classes. Since I am curious on most new things, this image [of a “Prison Stockade” with Fucking Rod is getting a lot of attention. This restrictive device locks the slave(s) hands, ankles and neck in steel completely immobilizing them.] brought on this query. How do you train a man to be a escort slave? Do they use the same machines? or same methods?”

Well, first, we do train both male and female candidates to be escorts. From the males is where I get a lot of my stallions for casual in-house encounters when I need to release stress during working hours. However, the heterosexual to gay ratio of candidates is about 10:1 to cover the far greater heterosexual demand. The Gay escorts are trained using the same training equipment commercially available to the gay/lesbian BDSM community, with the exception of pelvic trainers and strap-on dildos for lesbians. We insist that our lesbians strengthen their vaginal muscles even though most aren’t going to be sucking semen from a penetrating penis. A Sappho-slave being able to crush her Domme’s fingers when she inserts them in her slaves’ birth canal is one of her Signature offerings and our girls are in demand by lesbian CEOs who come to Vegas for conventions. Our lesbian girls are all expert as penetrators as well as being penetrated during dive sex so are fitted with gas guards to protect against water or air being forced into their uteri when penetrated by a strap-on during dive-sex.

Unisex training equipment includes the usual line of punitive collars, cuffs, corsets, gags, butt plugs, steel electro-stim anal plugs, gimp helmets and gasmasks equipped with various sizes of inflatable penis gags and latex rebreather bags and of course ballet boots. And then there are the rubber or leather encasement suits and diving equipment. Even the lowly silicone swim cap becomes a fetish pleasure toy for breathplay.

We have a small team of Gay trainers who take gay candidates through the course. We don’t train many gay men because the ‘accident’ rate is so high for slaves that it’s difficult to find acceptable candidates and the risks aren’t worth the expense. A male escort has to have a huge ego and be a great risk taker – in addition to having a lovely body - to be a gay slave for our clientele which is small but very demanding. They push the slave to edge of endurance for the human body and most gay subs don’t last very long. If they survive three or four encounters w/o being seriously injured they are considered very experienced. Most are so severely injured by their second encounter from things like: brain damage from lack of oxygen during breathplay, or a torn colon when an inflatable anal plug is over-filled, or a ruptured colon from too energetic thrusting from a very large partner using a performance enhancer, or semen in the lungs that causes pneumonia from not swallowing when he should have during fellatio, or their toes are crushed in hydraulic pointe-trainers that 'malfunction'. There are very few gays who need acceptance badly enough that they mind-fuck themselves into believing that they will be safe and that their partner cares.

Lesbians generally are not nearly as destructive of escorts and some strong friendships have developed between the Domme who rented the girl as her slave for the duration of her conference. We have a very popular line of personal assistant slaves for visiting lesbian CEOs. The girls are highly educated with elite social skills and are proficient in general office tasks. They dress in conservative business attire and carry a tote with the CEOs fave sex toys so when they are alone the slave can caress away her Dommes stress or accept punishment between business sessions.

Extremely hot pussy

An icy cool down after a rear entry encounter

Extremely hot pussy: Uhhh, guys this may not be quite what you’re looking for. But, then again… who knows? So, the weather is now very warm here in Vegas because we are in the desert. Temperatures this week are to be between 105° F and 111° F so it’s dangerous to wear latex encasement suits outside even walking from the casino to your car during the day if it is at the far end of the parking lot. That’s why valet parking is such a blessing to the latex fetish community and for escorts who specialize in latex fantasy services. By the time a car-jockey gets your car to the door the A/C has it suitably chilled and he hands you an icy sports drink to replenish your electrolytes on the way home, or to your next client.

Girls working the clubs have shower privileges between clients so their hair is fresh and they are cool and refreshed for their next encounter. Some men like a sweaty rubber-chick reeking pheromones, but that’s an acquired taste.

Latex encasement strip during après-sexe cool down

Hot springs diving: We had two lesbian rubber-chicks overcome by heat or possibly fumes while diving a private hot spring north of Vegas. The spring is popular during the winter. Why they decided to dive in the middle of the summer when the temperatures are routinely above 100° F I can’t imagine unless it was an initiation into a Lesbos rubber club that went badly wrong. They didn’t have permission to dive the pool and the owner found them on the bottom in latex body condoms, weight-belts and SCUBA when she went down for a brief swim several mornings ago. The owner called a Family friend for help in disposing of the bodies because the county authorities had cited her for not having the hot spring area fenced to prevent accidents, which she hadn’t done, so she was going to get into trouble if someone was injured in the spring.

When Beth and I got there I went to the bottom in a 5 mm crushed neoprene suit with neck, wrist and ankle seals, hood, gloves, booties and a FFM that provided some brief interval of thermal protection and attached lift bags to their weight belts to get them to the surface. I found them both held on the white sand bottom, twenty-five feet down, by their weight belts with their crotch zippers open and their ScubaPro S600 single hose regulators out of their mouths floating at the end of their air hoses. Both still had very high quality European ribbed Pyrex dildos inserted. They had been diving 80 cu ft aluminum tanks that still had half the air left. Once on the surface we could pull them to shore and load them in body bags. Curiously their clothes and dive bags had no items that could identify them. Their partial pill packs of Lybrel (the 365 day birth control pill) had no prescription info but did tell me that they may have been Bi and needed contraceptive protection or they wanted to be period free and didn’t want implants. The minerals and heat in the spring had caused the latex of their body condoms to begin to melt and stick to their bodies so we just cut off the metal parts, zippers, grommets etc and put them through the chipper still partially encased in their melted body condoms. There is nothing in the lesbian community here about two missing girls and their not having any ID with them is puzzling unless they were on some sort of training mission. Or, perhaps they were Gamers from out of town on a quest for a clue at the bottom of the pool and were overcome by the fumes or heat of the water. But we didn’t find any GPS units or Gaming papers that would support that theory and the car they had arrived in had been stolen in Amarillo, Texas. It’s a puzzlement. Beth and I each kept one of the glass dildos (they really are lovely) as a souvenir of the cleanup.

Politics and bondage

Lesbian entertainers performing at Naughty’s

The politics of bondage: It’s common knowledge that organizations like Focus on the Family, the Family Research Council and the 700 Club are some of the most conservative supporters of the Republican Party. And they are the most likely to become rabid at the suggestion of anything other that procreational sex and of course only between married couples. Anything else is ‘sinful’ or worse and things just go down hill from there. However, a dirty little secret is that kinky sex is bipartisan and there are some conservatives who love to see sex between women – they think we are all Lesbians at heart - and don’t understand the thrill of estrogenic sex safe from the possibility of pregnancy with a partner whose skin is as soft and blemish free as our own. A partner who understands the hormonal swings that produce menstrual cramps and fertile cervical fluid and who doesn’t want to shove a massive penis up your ass is a treasure to be savored and cultivated. Believe me when I tell you that regardless of size any penis is massive when you don’t want to take even a few inches up your anus! And, have you ever noticed it’s the guys with the really thick dicks (2.0 – 2.5 inches in diameter) who are the ones who always seem to want anal sex?

It’s the sweet estrogenic sex, the scent of another woman’s perfume, her sweat the taste of her saliva and vaginal juices and the gliding manipulation of her fingers on my nipples, labia and clit which is what is so appealing about sex with another woman and why I’m so fond of Cyndi, Gigi and Taryn. We all appreciate what men can do sexually for us and how wonderful it is to be taken by a man, but we do enjoy some down-time from males where we can enjoy one another from time to time.

Apolitical adult entertainment: Vegas has profited from the weaknesses of humans (gambling and sex come immediately to mind) for almost as long as it has been a town. And we will gladly accommodate the entire spectrum of political views as long as the client(s) are willing to pay for entertainment. We have had conservative as well as liberal organizations and female as well as male groups hold meetings in private rooms at Naughty Pleasures and we will provide whatever entertainment that the client wants: Gay, Lesbian, heterosexual and interactive where the members of the client group participate with the entertainers and we guarantee no STIs or pregnancies. Problems arise only when payment isn’t handled properly by the client and it becomes public or where there is a blabbermouth in the group who talks to the media afterward or has a crisis of conscience and feels an overwhelming need to confess to his or her spouse or lover, or both. We have a lot of women’s groups because we provide menstrual extractions (at no additional charge) after a week of uninhibited intense sexual activity with a selection of stallions, Dommes or Femmes so there is no chance of any of them taking home a bun in the oven regardless of how fertile they may be. The only time we had a problem was when a woman refused to have an ME and missed her period a week after returning home and tested pregnant. She was supposedly on birth control pills but as returning readers know hormonal contraceptives don’t always work.

Bioadhesive fluids: Have you ever noticed how semen and fluids produced during arousal: thickened saliva, pre-cum in men and a woman’s natural lube that weeps from the walls of our vaginas when our pelvises are engorged with blood will stick to anything? That’s to keep most of it in place to lube intercourse between couples regardless of their physical positions. I was going to say orientation, but that might be misunderstood. Another Bioadhesive is commercial spermicide creams or gels like Ortho Options Gynol II and Conceptrol and the professional lubes like Dive-gel and Semécide. Of course after a sexual encounter the woman is draining fluids and still leaks a bit even after Kegeling most of it out and drying off with a Handi Wipe. A fun thing about semen is that within a second or two after being deposited in the vagina sperm are swimming into an unprotected cervix and are out of range of any douche solutions the woman may use to try and prevent pregnancy. So if the couple is using no protection during sex she has been fucked both literally and figuratively unless she can take an emergency contraceptive.

Cyndi and Gigi and Abi and Adolph: The two 16 y/o girls have bonded and I’m not sure that’s entirely a good thing. They have a lot in common but Gigi is getting Cyndi interested in being a Towel-Girl at Splash during the summer and that will put her training with Abi and within the grasp of Adolph which is not something I like. It’s not that I’m concerned about her sexual safety it’s her physical safety that I worry about because both Abi and Adolph have little use for safety precautions for their students so their student accident ratios are high. That suits Adolph because girls who have trained with Abi are far more likely to be so reckless that they won’t recognize nearly suicidal bondage situations that Adolph routinely has trainees perform.

Cyndi, in being trained primarily by Taryn, Anya and me has developed marvelous skills and has an amazing ability to sort thorough a situation and see where the dangers lie but she and Gigi are only 16. Abi is 24 with twice as much experience as either teen and Adolph has at least another 20 years experience plotting mayhem against women so while the girls are very bright they can never let their guards down when around either Abi or Adolph. I think Taryn, Anya, Chris and I have trained the girls as well as we can with survival skills we hope they never have to use so it’s like the song says about Kansas City, we’ve gone about as far as we can go. So, Jacques with Gigi and Fiona (Cyndi’s mom) are both resigned to the fact that their daughters have to go out into the predatory world that they were born and trained to survive in and it’s better to start now with me, Taryn and Anya around for support than later with no support network in place. They know to never leave their dive gear unattended and both are wearing tracker chips in their gas guards as well as the GPS chips in their cells and phone in regularly when with adults and teens they don’t know, so I feel they are as safe as it’s possible for a 16 y/o to be in a place as predatory as Vegas.

Lesbians and dive-asphyxia training

A Femme’s last breath after air is denied

Lesbians and dive-asphyxia training: Rarely will a lesbian student couple want to take a dive-asphyxia course, but I have a student couple in training now. They are in my Advanced Sexual Techniques course at St Lucy’s and are fascinated by techniques that heighten a dive-sex experience. Lesbian training begins by having the woman fitted for a full face mask, gas guard and a strap-on. You don’t hear a lot about sizing a strap-on, but it is a very important part of the process of kitting a student out. Having it correctly sized for her anatomy lessens the likelihood that rough thrusting will rupture her uterus. Training strap-ons are made of rigid silicone with a softer replaceable tip to protect the cervix of the women it is being used on. And a FemCap is the gas guard of choice because it provides more thrust buffering of the strap-on for the Femme’s cervix than a diaphragm.

Pointe training: A requirement of asphyxia students is that they have had a minimum of 4 years of pointe training. Prior pointe training as a requirement is generally thought to be used to decrease the number of student applications by selecting out the women who aren’t in the best physical condition, however that’s not entirely true. The need for pointe is because an asphyxia student is first trained by being penetrated on her toes in a ballet studio while wearing her FFM to build up her stamina. All asphyxia students are fitted with Gaynor Minden pointes because with the internally padded polymer toe boxes and pre-arched polymer shanks Gaynors can be precision fitted to provide maximum support while still requiring the effort of a traditional pointe shoe. In addition, Gaynors are well accepted by both Butch and Femme which is not the case with ballet boots. Ballet boots are not permitted because they don’t cause the wearer to work nearly as hard to stay safely balanced on her platforms as pointe shoes do and we have found the women who wear pointes for their early asphyxia training are far more successful at managing the difficulties associated with breath control than those who wore ballet boots so ballet boots are no longer approved footwear for asphyxia training. Other schools will allow the use of ballet boots, but it just seems to us that a woman who wants to wear ballet boots for our asphyxia course isn’t interested in putting out the effort we think the course requires.

Inverted tank set: Wearing an inverted tank is the preferred tank configuration during asphyxia training because it is easier for a Butch to shut off her Femme’s air while penetrating her doggie style with a strap-on when the valve is where she can easily reach it. And, an inverted tank is more of a challenge for the Femme trainee to reach the valve on her tank to turn her air back on herself if that becomes necessary. Our couples training is symmetrical to ensure that both the Butch and Femme get to be penetrated and use a strap-on so they understand what and how their partner is feeling. After the couple has practiced having their air shut off and turning it back on themselves so they are confident that they can do it on shallow water test dives we have the girls dive in a 20 ft deep training pool wearing gas guards and dive-gel for actual penetrative sex while their air is shut off. Traditionally a female trainer goes into the pool and down on training dives to demonstrate and to provide correction to the couple.

The male option: With lesbian asphyxia training we also offer an option for unprotected penetration by a male trainer. That option is very popular, which I found surprising but my psychiatrist says it is a chance for them to experience an orgasm with a man in a controlled environment w/o risking a heterosexual social encounter among the general population and any responsibilities that might involve. It’s a way to safely experiment with heterosexuality; like having a female trainer masturbate a Het-chick in asphyxia training (an option we also offer) so the student can experience a Bi-encounter. Interestingly, there is a rather high rate of unintended pregnancies of lesbians who chose unprotected penetration by a male trainer. The women are aware of that when they select the option and chose it anyway since it gives them a guilt free encounter with a man. However, there is another reason for its popularity. A Butch often encourages her Femme to choose it because the risk of pregnancy is so high – about 23% even when they are using a gas guard – it reinforces the stereotype of men causing women nothing but trouble, a mindset that Dykes and Butches want to encourage among their Femmes because it is the Femmes who men are constantly chasing and who therefore are at greatest risk of at least turning Bi thus significantly lessening the emotional hold of her ‘Husband’.

Upper repro tract protection for rubber-chicks

A Reflexions flat spring latex diaphragm

URT Protection for rubber fetishists: Returning readers know I teach and insist on my students using gas guards for upper reproductive tract protection, URP. I think I’ve mentioned that the rubber fetish community has become interested in having their women whether Dommes or Subs wear vaginal rubber. Our clinic in cooperation with the local latex fetish community has agreed on the gas guard to be used by women who are just using it for URP above a depth of 30 feet and for getting maximum sensation when using it as a vaginal rubber for thrust enhancement. The device is the Reflexions flat spring latex diaphragm that has a very stretchy but shallow dome so that when thrust into it stretches tightly over the wearer’s cervix giving both her and her partner a superior stretchy rubber experience. A nice thing about Reflexions is that it still available in seven sizes, from 65 to 95 mm, in 5mm increments so more women can be correctly fitted and purchase the device at a pharmacy rather than having to special order it. Ortho only comes in the 4 most common sizes from 65 to 80mm, not a good thing for very small or large women needing a well fitting diaphragm.

I’ve tried to emphasize to the women of the rubber fetish community and their Doms the importance of using a gas guard for URP because some young women in lust don’t give any thought to years in the future when they will want children with a man they want to marry not just fuck. It’s up to the Dom or Domme whether the Sub wears her gas guard, but it’s in everyone’s best interest if she does and a lot of fun for the Dom. I’m not sure about Dommes as they get little satisfaction from thrusting into vaginal rubber with a strap-on. There really haven’t been that many lesbians interested in dive-sex so it may not be a problem at all.

Gigi as a porn actress: Last Saturday Gigi and I were at Adolph’s with Taryn while one of her Adult Media production units was there videoing. It was the same unit that I wrote about that lost an actress to hyperthermia last week. I was called for that accident but there was nothing that either Adolph or I wanted that the dead girl was wearing. She was just wearing a standard inexpensive rubber-porn catsuit, hood, slipper booties and gloves. We had her embalmed and shipped back to her sister in the UK. Tanaquil is going to represent the company and present the payout check for the girl’s £200 K hazard insurance policy all the artistic staff are required to carry.

So, the three of us were at Adolph’s watching the video production. The set was closed as usual, but we got in as possible extras. Because of the warm water we were dressed in special order bright yellow Body Gloves Bali Diver .5mm full wetsuits modified for dive-sex. We were all wearing Oves caps as gas guards and had brought along twin-hose Mistral regs with a first stage equipped for Nitrox 2 (36% oxygen). That way if any of us were chosen we could dive to 130 feet in relative safety, and have dive-sex at any depth. One of the teen female supporting actresses had a tank roll onto her foot and her understudy developed cramps so the director was looking for a replacement of the same size and asked Gigi if she would like to dive in a supporting role. The part called for her to have dive-sex with her boyfriend while wearing a wetsuit and hood – so her identity would be concealed - at a depth of 100 feet. She jumped at the chance so there was the wardrobe check (by a Gyn on site to take care of women’s issues) to see that she had an Oves properly sucking on her cervix. The Gyn wanted to know if Gigi ever wore a Reflexions latex diaphragm because the script called for her boyfriend to insert a Reflexions in her - as vaginal rubber - before they entered the water. When Gigi said she had her own Reflexions in her dive bag the smile on the Gyn’s face was so bright it could have lighted a small town because it saved a 45 minute fitting.

Vice-grip: Then there were questions about Gigi’s depth and grip and she was told her partner was big, only about 7 ½ inches long, but very thick. So the Gyn wanted to insert a vaginal dilator the size of her actor partner’s erection to make certain she could take all of him safely. It was then that the Gyn found that Gigi had been using a topical estrogen cream on the entrance to her vagina to make her delicate tissues stretchier. When the Gyn tried to insert the dilator she couldn’t and told Gigi to relax. Gigi said she was relaxed and that the Gyn just needed to push harder because she was very tight and that, no, she wasn’t virgin or even newly sexually active, she just had very strong vaginal muscles. At that point the Gyn let Gigi insert the dilator and found that she could easily take all of it comfortably. Given the tightness of her vagina the next concern was would Gigi’s actor partner tear trying to penetrate her. So they had a test while we all stood around and watched. Her actor/boyfriend took Gigi from the rear, after she had inserted two applicators of dive-gel to make sure there was no lube problem that could cause him to hurt himself. He slowly worked his way into her and said she had the tightest grip he had ever seen and he had made a career of boinking women for fifteen years. After all that preparation the tender moment when her lover gently and skillfully inserts her Reflexions to protect her and then the dive-sex encounter that was videoed at 100 feet went smoothly and seemed almost anticlimactic.

Dive-sex in House of Harlot latex: With surface air supplied to a Desco free flow FFM with a mirrored faceplate and wearing a HOH latex encasement suit and fetish hood an escort can take a client anonymously and free of having an air tank strapped to her back. The HOH design I prefer is of thin stretchy black latex that fits like a second skin so it makes me look good and the zipper is really high quality that operates smoothly and locks anywhere along the track that the wearer wants. The latex is flat black (not shiny) with welded seams and individually fitted breast cups and the zipper is hidden when closed. I like flat black as it's what I need on clandestine cleanup jobs when a shiny surface could give away my location. There are also times I use this HOH catsuit as a coverall if I know I'm going to have to dive at night so it's perfect! It absorbs light so it seems to make the woman wearing the suit almost invisible.

Lesbians, ballet boots and H1N1

Dive-sex foreplay - the all girl version.

Men’s fascination with lesbians: Men seem to have an unquenchable fascination with Sappho’s sisters. Perhaps it’s because they appear exotic, being able to make love to one another w/o fear of pregnancy and the possible complication of abortion as the result of recreational sex. Or perhaps it’s just watching two beautiful women sucking each other’s breasts and finger-fucking each other. Having vagina’s immensely simplifies the sanitary requirements for penetrative sex, but the fact that lesbians can’t produce erections can, I would think, be a mixed blessing depending which way their minds are going at the moment. Being an almost pure heterosexual I’ve never been able to get much pleasure from the use of a strap-on because if not used correctly it can rupture a partner’s uterus by ramming her cervix too hard. But then I never have a shortage of penis. Taryn says I must subscribe to ‘erection-on-demand’, but it’s just that I’m very popular and come to that so is she. We both seem to be continually draining coital discharge no matter how much we Kegel out. Though, if push comes to shove I can have an absolutely marvelous time soloing with a dildo!

Wiring: Sometimes I think lesbians miss all the fun. The scents and tastes of a lusty male; his testosterone ladened salty sweat, the spicy taste of his thick ropy sperm packed semen sliding down my throat or ice cold as it splatters on my belly after spewing at body temperature out of his tip. How can fluid cool that fast? The scent and tangy taste of his toe cheese when I’m sucking his toes after he’s been on his feet all day. The sandpaper stubble of his beard against my breast as he takes me during a nooner, and the fact that he never puts the seat down after her pees… What’s not to love about all that? But we all have our preferences and it all has to do with the way we’re wired. If a girl wants to make love night after night with just fingers or a dildo in her belly, who am I to say she’s missing out?

Ballet boots and lesbians: A reader asked if I think ballet boots are particular faves of Sappho’s sisters. I don’t think sexual orientation has much to do with ballet boots. Though from what I’ve seen women are far more likely to wear ballet heels, are better at it and are able to withstand the pain of wearing them much better than most men. In my experience what matters is whether the person is a sadist who enjoys watching a partner of any sex in pain while wearing ballet heels or a masochist enjoying the pain of wearing ballet heels him or herself and has relatively little to do with whatever sexual orientation s/he might have. I’ve met some butch lesbian Dungeon Masters but I don’t think the quantity is out of proportion to their numbers in society in general. I will say that in my experience butch lesbians are more interested in ballet heels for the power wearing them correctly and confidently conveys, to women they want to impress, while submissive lesbian masochists enjoy ballet heels for their punitive value. If anyone has a different experience with ballet boots and sexual orientation and would like to comment please leave me a comment or you can email me at the address in my profile.

H1N1 flu and entertainers: Our clinic has begun inoculation of all casino performers, escorts and wait-staff against H1N1 with the new nasal mist. Recent analysis has shown that H1N1 seems to target and is particularly virulent in young women. While the reasons aren’t fully understood it’s thought it may have to do with the fact that even slim women have a higher percentage of our weight in fat (think breasts and hips) and the virus seems to be attracted to fat cells. Another thing is that once infected by H1N1 an otherwise healthy woman is far more likely to contract a virulent type of viral pneumonia which is difficult to treat. All this makes it imperative that every female performer and escort be given the vaccine immediately because they entertain customers and clients from all over the world. Women refusing the vaccine are dismissed unless they have a very good reason as explained in a waiver from a casino physician. Unvaccinated women with a waiver will be relocated to jobs where they will not come in contact with customers and clients. We have fired two girls on the wait-staff who refused w/o a doctor’s waiver, and the union is supportive. There have been no medical waivers so far.