Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

A lovely waxed vulva with small labia minora

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Exhaustion in paradise: The quote in the title is from Mae West and it is very true, as far as it goes. However, it has a down-side in that there are limits even to good things and the nine men who were our original partners for the PA candidate’s pelvic training while having superb stamina were beginning to pass their peak of sexual performance during the second week even with the use of performance enhancers which I’d rather them not use. I suppose that was to be expected since the guys are routinely having eight or more acts of deep vaginal penetration and often multiple orgasms per penetration (since the girls are beginning to practice pompoir and the mares trick) every day continuously for 14 days. Having the trainees manipulating their glans with their vaginal muscles during Pompoir and the mare’s trick training has made many of their penises sore. I suppose I should have known, but I’ve not had multiple men involved with this many encounters during intensive training before. So, Tanaquil, on Taryn’s behalf, has sent us nine more young, experienced, superbly well hung and well rested cocksmen. I expect to switch out the men every two weeks.  The training should be complete on March 26^th.

Since training began on Sunday January 24 the first group of men (the Seven Dwarfs+2 was rotated out and the new group took their place at the start of the third week, February 7^th, and we switched back to the fully reinvigorated original nine on the 21^st. The two week rotation is going well and there was almost no time lost with the switch as the men came up to speed almost immediately since they knew the training regimen and the different needs of each girl. The second group will return on March 6^th and then the original Seven Dwarfs +2 will finish out the 9^th week from the 20^th to the 26^th of March.

Labiaplasty: I am very pleased to say that the labiaplasty procedures to give the candidates lovely small labia minora like mine (our vulvas look very similar to the one in the photo at the top of this post) prior to their entering training is withstanding the very high usage quite well. And having extended the training interval from eight to nine weeks the candidates are becoming accustomed to the frequency and the physical exertion and mental concentration needed to milk a penis even during Pompoir. I taught the girls my regimen in which I ensure a well lubricated vulva and vagina, use a biocide and urinate immediately after each penetrative encounter to flush the urethra to flush out bacteria and lube pushed into the urethra during sex. That regimen seems to have worked for them so far eliminating yeast and urinary tract infections which so often plague women who have frequent vaginal sex with multiple partners.

Small labia minora and camel-toe: Small labia minora make it easier, more comfortable, for a woman to display camel-toe. Most elite escorts working in the fetish end of the business either have naturally small labia minora or have a labiaplasty so they can comfortable wear a thong, tights, bodysuit or leotard deep between their labia majora to display maximum cleavage even when wearing a costume with a cotton lined gusset. For me wearing convertible foot micro fibre tights with a front seam and a cotton gusset rolled down over a belt (like guys do) so the crotch is pulled up into the cleavage of my labia and buttocks which gives my admirers a double cleavage show especially when I’m prancing around en pointe. As far as breast support since I’m lactating I wear a VS Knockout front close clip and zip sports bra so I can easily breastfeed when I need to be milked.

Mid seam off the gusset: Some of us like to wear tights with a front mid-seam off the gusset which can rub on the clitoris (the seam is adjusted so it is on one side or the other of the glans and hood) while others can’t stand the thought of much less actually having something tight pressing against their clitoris. I rather like it as it keeps me wet and aroused and I can even spontaneously orgasm if I have a set of Ben Wa balls inserted which makes my day pass faster and I’m already lubricated if the occasion arises to have penetrative sex with an interesting man. I’ve also found with small labia minora I can more comfortably wear a sports-plug as it will fit tighter w/o pinching my labia which can happen to women with larger ones.   

Additional professional staff: After the first week it was obvious that we needed a podiatrist as well as a Gynecologist, an esthetician and two masseuses in residence since the girls needed a podiatrist because of their long hours in pointe-shoes and all eighteen of us need full body massages every day.  The esthetician keeps us nine women fully waxed leaving only scalp hair and eyebrows. Chris, our male Gyn from my London clinic, has kept us free of pelvic infections which given our number of male partners and the frequency of penetrative intercourse is a tribute to our regimen of feminine hygiene.    

Custom dressing: During week three of the pelvic intensive (7 – 13 February) I began teaching custom dressing which is dressing for a client executive’s particular fetish set. For example a client may want his PA to wear a latex diaphragm in addition to the GyneFix frameless copper bead IUD which is her primary method of contraception so he can under-thrust the rim of a coil spring and ejaculate in the dome and have her wear it for the rest of the day then eat her cervical discharge out of it. Custom coil spring and flat spring latex diaphragms are custom made now because latex diaphragms are no longer commercially available. The specific style and color shoes he wants to see her in is another major item of fetishwear, especially pointe-shoes or ballet-boots during the time she is with him. Taryn’s girls all work in Gaynor pointes which can be easily carried in a tote along with spare diaphragms, a silicone menstrual cup and a selection of condoms in case he wants to use one while she is menstrual.

Ballet boots can be carried in the tote as well, but they take up far more room especially if they are Gepetto’s custom boots (which Taryn’s girls wear) that have a unitized titanium toe-box and shank assembly and replicable titanium heels which are fitted with removable heel guards and Inman heel guard release pads on the inside of the heels. The heel guards are needed to prevent ruining expensive rugs and polished wood floors in executive offices and discreet pieds-à-terre used for assignations.

Ballet-boots, pointe-shoes and the Achilles tendon: As ballet dancers know from spending time en pointe and fetish ballet-boot wearer’s know from being locked in the boots with their feet extremely pointed and held that way for long intervals can lead to the shortening of the Achilles tendons so the individual can’t walk with their heels flat. To prevent this from occurring in women wearing extreme heels and pointe-shoes and to minimize the likelihood of tendonitis or tendon rupture we exercise in flats or pointes standing on a step with our forefeet on the tread and heels out over the riser. Then slowly rise on ¾ pointe hold for a ten count then slowly lower past flat to where the heels are as far below the tread as the Achilles tendons will allow and hold for a ten count. For women like me continuously on our toes doing 20 reps of this three times a day should keep our Achilles tendons properly stretched. Most of the PA candidates have followed my example and wear their Gaynor Minden pointe-shoes during the evenings when they are off to help toughen their feet and into the 5^th week now they are becoming accustomed to if not liking to wear pointes.

Choo’s shoes, labiaplasty and vacuum aspiration

Tamara Mellon co-founder of the Jimmy Choo brand

Choos shoes news: 14 November 2011 “TAMARA MELLON has resigned from Jimmy Choo, the brand she founded in 1996 along with shoemaker Jimmy Choo, following the label's £500 million acquisition in May this year. Chief executive Joshua Schulman has simultaneously announced his resignation, though new owner Labulex insists that pair intend to pursue independent careers.” For the complete article see:
http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/2011/11/14/tamara-mellon-leaves-jimmy-choo---founder-departure

Mellon's Next Move: Updated Tuesday November 15, 8.57am: Is Tamara Mellon set to become the UK's answer to Tom Ford? The Jimmy Choo founder, who surprised the brand's new owners Labelux when she resigned this weekend, is planning to launch her own lifestyle brand - like Tory Burch or Tom Ford - when she leaves Jimmy Choo later this month. Industry sources have revealed "funding is already in place for a Tamara Mellon brand," WWD reports, but did not offer any further details about the launch.

Personal comment: Jimmy Choos five inch stilettos are awesome for standing in during vanilla penetrative sex as they keep a girl’s feet at three-quarter pointe helping to clench her pelvic muscles while she’s being nailed. Three-quarter pointe doesn’t provide as tight a pelvic grip as when penetrated while en pointe, but so few women can balance on their toes in pointe shoes while being thrust into from behind.

A perfect pussy: In the article: “Recent Data on Female Genital Cosmetic Surgery and the Problem with Normal”, Cory Silverberg explored the possible thought process by women in the UK seeking labiaplasty and is concerned about how the medical community and their patients determine what is ‘normal’. His article can be found at: http://sexuality.about.com/b/2011/07/18/recent-data-on-female-genital-cosmetic-surgery-and-the-problem-with-normal.htm?nl=1

Personal comment: Our clinics cosmetic surgery practice generally supports the high end sex-worker community where a perfect body is a must in the competitive world of elite escorts as well as in the porn actress community.

Lara’s vacuum aspiration: In an earlier post, ‘Lara Croft and extended cycle BCPs’ (Nov. 14, 2011) I wrote about a UNLV grad student I called Lara Croft who was impregnated during an encounter at her sorority’s charity bordello over the Halloween weekend. Returning readers will remember that Lara took Mifeprex, which I said was about 95% effective. Unfortunately she fell within the 5% with complications. She experienced heavy bleeding and pain and ended up in the clinic’s ER where she had a vacuum aspiration to remove the remaining fetal tissue she was not able to expel on her own. While there she had a Nexplanon (etonogestrel) single rod contraceptive implanted so she should be well protected against pregnancy for the next three years. She decided against the Mirena (Levonorgestrel) IUD because she enjoys rough sex and a framed IUD such as ParaGard or Mirena can be bent and expelled during cramping from rough sex.

Hairless pubes

A gorgeous ‘Rim Look’ vulva after a Labiaplasty

‘J’ on Shaved Pubes: “Shaved pubes, they demonstrably feel better than ones with hair both to the shaved person and the one who contacts their shaved pubes. And hair DOES filter or interfere with sensory inputs such as the feel of silk, or leather or latex or anything thing for that matter-- even skin. Do they look better? One could argue that the hair is not an enhancement to their form and beauty they way it is on the head for example where it can and is a powerful component of beauty, attraction and sex appeal - or the reverse. Women seem to shave their pubes much more than men and in some cultures being hairless below the neck is consider normal for women. How do women and men feel about male shaved pubes? Is it more or less manly... makes no different... or perhaps it is considered submissive to maintain shaved pubes.”

Body hair at St. Lucy’s: After reaching puberty almost all the students at St Lucy’s have all their body hair, with the exception of scalp hair and eyebrows, routinely removed. For swimmers and dancers it enhances the line of their bodies by allowing wearing of small tightly fitting swimsuits, leotards or tights w/o the possibility of hair showing at the leg-line or through the material of her clothing. Most seem to prefer waxing, but a few use depilatory creams or shave their pubes. Once a girl starts going hairless the process is high maintenance since stubble makes a girl seem that she doesn’t care about her intimate appearance and ‘stubble burning’ a partner is a huge turn-off. In addition, stubble can catch on tight fabrics or destroy thin latex. Removing the hair then spraying on a hair inhibitor will, over time, reduce the frequency of hair removal procedures. And if you wax long enough – I’ve been waxing for more that 20 years – less and less hair grows back each time which makes waxing now much easier. However, it also means that I can’t go back to wearing a full bush because I don’t have the hair for it any more.

From the perspective of sexual intercourse hairless pubes enhance the experience for both partners since it minimizes the chances of bush burn and getting hair caught on fingers, zippers or teeth. Most women I know like the clean smooth lines of hairless pubes as it makes their vulvar self-examinations much easier and displays rouged labia to their best advantage. The soft, smooth, hairless flesh of her vulva feels better to her partner and also allows a woman who likes to watch herself being fucked a better view of her partner’s shaft moving in and out of her. There is a school of thought that says hairless pubes are favored by men with pedophilic tendencies because it makes a woman look more childlike. I can’t speak for men in that regard, but for young athletic women with ballet or swimmers bodies the muscle toning of hard, high, tight buns, beautifully shaped legs, hard flat bellies and small, but distinctive breasts leave no doubt that the women are past menarche and are sexually mature and many because of their physical development look older than they are. There are some men who would rather feel and smell a woman’s thick, soft bush and think her pubic pelt retains the bouquet of her vaginal scents for longer, but a swimmer or dancer can’t wear even a well trimmed ‘butch bush’ and look good in swim and dancewear not to mention thin translucent or transparent fetishwear.

The asymmetrical vulva: Women’s genital faces, our vulvas, like the faces on our heads are quite distinctive and come in different shapes, colors and textures of the tissues making up our external genitals. A down-side of hairless pubes for some women can be that they have asymmetrical labia or a large clitoris which, when hairless, presents for immediate and embarrassing scrutiny. Aesthetic Vaginal Surgery also know as “Vaginal Rejuvenation,” “Aesthetic Vaginal Surgery,” “Cosmetic Vaginal Surgery,” or “vaginoplasty,” that resurfaces and tightens the tissues is the answer to that problem and the staff of board certified Urogynecology specialists in our sister Cosmetic Vaginal Surgery center can give any woman a beautiful vulva to rival any porn star.

My story: I’ve been shaving or having my pubes waxed since I was in my mid teens when I was a favorite of Father Tom the parish priest who inducted me into a secret rite of the Church for which he needed to wear a condom. In the process of my ‘purification’ for the induction he showed me how to shave down there, he was so gentle and an expert at it and he would shave me himself each week. He used to say my ‘lily’ was the most beautiful flower in God’s garden. After a few months I was fitted with an Ortho All-Flex diaphragm (to use for flow control when I was manstrual) and I wore it with spermicide when I went to the rectory for counseling. He was so relieved the day I showed him my new diaphragm and I agreed that he could stop using condoms. We practiced that rite during my weekly counseling sessions with him for two years, until I left for SAB. Even after I Kegeled out as much of his load as I could, I could still feel his semen draining out of me – I quickly learned to put a mini-pad in my thong - as I rode my bicycle back to school. He said he found counseling me relaxing and our sessions renewed his determination to help others in the parish. I imagine he did as he took me at least twice each time I was alone with him. At 14 I wasn’t nearly as inexperienced or as naive as he thought and knew he just lusted after my ballet body, but it was my opportunity to get off-campus for several hours unmonitored and I made the most of it.

Men with hairless pubes: I think hairless pubes look masculine on a man! A man having hairless pubes also lets a woman see if her prospective partner has any lesions or sores in his pelvic area that could be signs of STIs if she isn’t familiar with his sexual history. Another thing women like about hairless pubes on men is they allow more reliably presentation of a man’s package in his Speedo slingshot,– truth in packaging - without his manhood being masked by a thick pubic pelt. I haven’t conducted a thorough survey on the subject, but the women I’ve talked to in escort candidate classes and students at St Lucy’s prefer men with hairless pubes. However, there is a huge caveat; they want the men to maintain their hairlessness properly and shave or wax regularly. Stubble burn in the pelvic area is painful and unsightly and men, if they are going to go hairless, need to maintain a smoothly shaved condition if they intend to be successful pussy hunters.

For my readers: Here’s an opportunity to vote on whether you think men are more masculine to shave their pubes, or not and if you prefer a woman to have hairless pubes or a neatly trimmed bush. Leave me a comment and let me know what you think, ok? ”Entries will be judged on originality, aptness and directness of thought.”