Cyndi’s cycle

5 minute results serum pregnancy test

Cyndi’s cycle: Well, it’s Friday July 30th and cycle day one (CD1) for me and most of my circle whose cycles are synched to mine. Returning readers may remember that almost all the women who train with me and who are cycling naturally found that their menstrual cycles almost always are synched to mine because of the pheromones from training and sweating in close proximity to each other so much of the time.

You remember that because Cyndi became infatuated with Freddy, (the Austrian dancer who was one of Natasha’s lovers and who I hired to partner Natasha while she is dancing at the High-rollers club) she thinks he impregnated her as he had so many of the dancers he was intimate with in various European ballet companies. The fact that Cyndi has a GyneFix IUD inserted so it is nearly impossible for her to become pregnant didn’t lessen the certainty of her belief that she would miss her period this cycle and test positive for the pregnancy hormone, hCG.

I took her to the clinic the first of this week for a serum pregnancy test which is far more sensitive than the First Response HPTs she had been using and there was no trace of hCG, but she was still skeptical. She could have gone alone, but I wanted to show my support whichever way the test went. At this point I’m not sure if she really wanted to be carrying Freddy’s baby or if she is laying a guilt trip on herself. She had been feeling pre-menstrual for the last several days with the normal accumulation of fluid prior to the start of menstrual bleeding and she interpreted that as very early signs of pregnancy, which would be extremely rare.

As I mentioned earlier the women in my circle who are cycling naturally are in synchrony with my cycle and nearly all of us (including Cyndi) started spotting yesterday and switched to wearing diaphragms/gas guards or menstrual cups for flow control. Cyndi began flowing normally last night so she is definitely not preggers and now seems to have accepted that fact and I think she is happy with that outcome.

Menstrual sex and gas guards: A lot of our men (especially European and Asian clients) love it when we are menstrual because they like to play in our bloody discharge. You’ll remember that when menstrual the only effective upper reproductive tract protection from embolisms and infection from pool water during deep dive sex - at depths below 10 meters - while menstruating is the Reflexions flat spring latex diaphragm. When not menstrual an Oves cap is the best gas guard (if a women can be correctly fitted with it) because of its small size, but an Oves or FemCap can’t be worn when menstrual because the flow would float the cap off the cervix and allow gas bubbles or pool water to pass into the uterus. So when menstrual we all use Reflexions latex gas guards to make things simpler; if a girl has an opportunity to dive deeper that ten meters she doesn’t have to switch from an arcing or coils spring rim to a flat spring Reflexions to be fully protected. Women who have GyneFix IUDs inserted or have cycles of 28 days or longer (so there is no chance of ovulating while menstrual) can safely remove their gas guards while menstrual if not planning to have sex underwater. That is such a popular option – to go with the flow - for escorts or courtesans since so many of our lovers enjoy the scent, taste, feel and look of bloody discharge during menstrual sex.

A reader asks: “Can you pump pure oxygen into the uterus?” OMG! Yes, you can, but why would you? Gas in the uterus will kill the woman! And it doesn’t have to be done with pure oxygen, any gas will do. We recently found that was used to off a Russian courtesan who specialized in dive sex while she was visiting friends in town. It’s a popular option for a professional hit since it is a fast and clean way to snuff a chick during a dive. You don’t even have to remove her gas guard- unless she has an Oves sucking on her cervix because Oves is the only gas guard that will protect the upper reproductive tract while being bubble fucked -.just insert a bubble-fuck reg and depress the purge button. I think the snuff video purists like to see the girl spasm during a heart attack. With a stroke there is usually a lot less action because the woman is paralyzed and drowns or suffocates quickly. So the videos of the heart attack victims writhing in pain in dive gear are much more eagerly sought after. For more about bubble-fucking see my entry for August 16, 2009

If a bubble-fuck regulator isn’t available you can make a surface apparatus by rigging up a cannula to a demand valve on one end and menstrual cup on the other. The Menstrual cup (A Diva or a Moon Cup) is inserted in the woman’s vagina and fitted over her cervix. Pressure from the cannula holds the cup in place. The purge button on the reg is depressed sending a surge of compressed gas into the wearer’s uterus where it will enter the bloodstream and cause an embolism that will cause a massive stroke or heart attack just as though she was underwater. Compressed air inserted in the uterus leaves no external marks on the body so at first it appears the woman died of natural causes.

Terminal therapy – the ride of a lifetime

A male patient in terminal therapy

Terminal therapy: Occasionally I’m asked to consult as an expert with a male psychiatric patient who has agreed to a course of terminal therapy. All of these cases come through referrals from a local a psychiatrist who trained with the psychiatrist who I was in analysis with when I lived on the East Coast. When I was in therapy then I helped calm a few psychopaths in a clinical trial to the point that they would enter therapy. Those successes lead to my being recommended to my analyst’s colleague here.

Terminal therapy as I’ve used the term in this entry means my helping a terminally ill person die in a manner they choose. They are seeing a psychiatrist so that there will be no question about them being of sound mind when they enter terminal therapy. In the cases I’ve taken so far the patients have all been male and none of them were “healthy enough for sexual activity” as the adverts on TV say; which was the reason their doctor(s) eventually came to me. After all the waivers, wills and medical power of attorney papers are signed it comes down to the fact the guys want to die in the saddle being ‘fucked to death’. Used figuratively that’s a fairly common term around here; ‘I thought he was going to fuck me to death’ or ‘fuck my brains out’ is a phrase meaning a very intense sexual encounter. Of course with Terminal Therapy we are talking literally and wanting to go on his last ride with a pretty woman who knows how to show a man a good time is easily understandable. I’m selective about the rides of that sort that I take and want to be certain that the guy doesn’t end up a vegetable on a ventilator forever after I climb off or roll him off me. I charge for the service but give my fees to local charities in the area as a way of giving something back for how good this area has been to me.

Areas or expertise: I’ve only done the suspended trapeze thing (shown in the image accompanying this entry) once and while it looks spectacular to an observer it is difficult to do even if you are a professional aerialist. I was successful, but I probably won’t do it again. And, before someone asks, that is not me in the pic. It wouldn’t be ethical to show the face of a patient and my image will never grace this blog. My areas of expertise for terminal therapy are in the bedroom and in SCUBA gear in a pool. I prefer as therapy patients men who have some lung capacity and stamina left and who have heart conditions so serious that increased blood pressure and heart rate will cause a fatal heart attack or someone with an inoperable aneurysms that with increased BP and activity will burst and kill them quickly. For dive-sex I will take a man who has end stage cancer and who can be easily caused to vomit (from his chemo meds) and drown or stroke out from the ambient pressure differential and his blood pressure. Even as delicate as their health was the guys have all looked healthy and most appeared to be in good shape.

The ride of a lifetime: If the guy feels up to it I will let him take the initiative but if not I will lead. I always have the guy wear a cock ring so once he is hard there is little likelihood of him going flaccid on me which can be a problem for most middle-aged or older guys who are candidates for this sort of therapy. I was surprised to find that the clients I’ve had so far have all been upbeat and were eagerly anticipating the experience and one even asked if I was an angel who came to take him home. That was the nearest I’ve come to crying when with them. Once he’s hard I’m set and will get him off in a series of orgasms until we reach the one with his name on it. Everyone that I’ve taken on their last ride during terminal therapy has told me while we were mounting up how grateful they were for my help and they were sure it was going to be the ride of a lifetime.