The Pool Boy Effect

A cross-section of a Natare perimeter pool gutter:

The Photo: This Natare stainless steel gutter with a lip to which a swimmer can cling with her fingers or rest her arms on the grating over the trough while resting or while having underwater surface sex is what my pools, the encounter pools at Splash and the pools at Adolph’s deep water training facility as well as our casino’s bungalow pools are equipped with. It’s the sort of pool gutter that is installed by pool owners who are knowledgeable about the requirements for features that make an effective sexual encounter pool.

The Pool Boy effect: Is what I call the seasonal peak in diaphragm and cervical cap fittings from local women who plan to have sex in swimming pools during the summer. The Pool Boy effect began to be noticeable several years ago after there was a high profile incident involving a pool boy and the daughter of the pool owner that left the girl paralyzed from a stroke which her parents claimed was caused by the pool boy forcing water and air into her uterus during sex in their swimming pool which he had come to clean. 

There were several articles mentioning the possibility of water or air being forced into the uterus during underwater sex if the vagina floods which is common. At the time it was recommended that women expecting or enjoying underwater sex protect their upper reproductive tracts by wearing a contraceptive diaphragm during underwater penetrative encounters which I’ve been teaching for years. With a properly fitted and correctly inserted diaphragm or cervical cap this can provide very effective protection, but shouldn’t be used by IUD wearers as the strings could stick to the diaphragm rim or cap and the IUD pulled out when the cervical barrier is removed. Of course women with IUDs from which the strings have been removed can use a diaphragm or cap safely for flood control.

In the last several years we have noticed college age women coming to be fitted as well as mothers bring high-school age daughters for diaphragms for use as flood protection regardless of the time of year if they take swimming, have pools at home or know someone who has a pool which is almost everyone out here. And the number of heated indoor pools has increased to the extent that the pool boy effect is no longer nearly as seasonal.

Right now moms are bringing in their teen daughters to be fitted for diaphragms as Christmas presents for the girls (w/o their fathers knowing), who have probably been having pool sex anyway, but this an ideal way to get it recognized as ok between mother and daughter so they can bond w/o fear of embarrassment while discussing male sexual appetites and how to satisfy them as well as their own.

As I expected, wearing a diaphragm has become something of a status symbol with adventuresome young sexually active women regardless of what other method of contraception they are using. I think it is because wearing a diaphragm to protect themselves during physically risky sex is a very adult thing to do and by being fitted and wearing one they feel more adult and in control.

When I asked Bea why her friends routinely insert diaphragms when they don bikinis she said it’s because the men can immediately tell they are protected when they insert a finger so think the girls are more experienced and older than many of them actually are. Knowing she has a diaphragm inserted tends to cancel out the pre-pubescent look of waxed pubes for men who are concerned about the possibility of the woman being underage.

It was the same when I was a teen when every girl at my ballet school was fitted for a diaphragm at menarche as is done at St Lucy’s. The look on a boy’s face the first timre he inserted a finger inside me and felt the rim of my diaphragm was priceless! Usually the first question was “What is that?” and I’d explain it was a cervical barrier that allowed me to take him bareback. That pretty much ended any concern that guys had. However, then hormonal birth control wasn’t as universal as it is today and many of us were depending on the diaphragm’s effectiveness to prevent becoming preggers.

Thanksgiving prep - update: First things first. I have all the full panel STI results for my guests, all negative and my girls and I are looking forward to sex with the several men whom we rarely see. The table has been extended in my dining room and the good china and silver is out washed and polished.  All the guests who had to travel have arrived safely ahead of the major storm expected along the Central and North East Coast tomorrow. The food is in my restaurant size refrigerators in my commercial size kitchen and the chef and his staff have been by to ensure she has everything needed ahead for the big day. I will have a divemaster on duty if there are guests who want to enjoy dive-sex, though I’m cautioning no drinking until after diving not before.

A tenth couple at my Thanksgiving table this year: In addition to 1) Ondine, (Willow’s mom) with Jacques, Gigi’s father and a former lover of mine as her partner; 2) Bea & Chris (our male Gyn); 3) Pirate and Yardley Flood, our ballet-boot trainer; 4) Adolph and Kassi (his new PR manager); 5&6) Odette and Odile (With the Gemini, Castor and Pollux who have been ardent in their continuing pursuit of the Swan Twins); 7) Marvin (Morning Wood) and me; 8) Paul (the Swan Twins father) and Gigi since she looks a lot like the swan twins and is submissive like Odette and; 9) Willow and Mitch who is a Stallion level Escort working for Pirate our local Stable Master. She is sweet on Mitch after they were paired during the series of tests he was given to prove he wasn’t responsible for the rash of pregnancies his clients with IUDs had. And finally the welcome addition; 10) my BGFF Anya with a mystery man (Chris has his current negative full panel STI results) who we all are looking forward to meeting

Underwater conception

A sperm penetrating and fertilizing a human egg

The Photo: A microscopic view of a human egg being fertilized by high quality sperm. Look at the tails on those little swimmers!

The Lorelei’s underwater conception package:  Adolph’s luxury spa, The Lorelei, is offering dive conception packages and I’m helping with the sperm donor and the client’s preparation for insemination. The interest in underwater conception first caught the interest of the wealthy when female sports divers blogged about becoming preggers in training pools during unprotected sex with boyfriends. I’m guessing a substantial portion of those pregnancies occurred to push lovers toward marriage as no modern woman familiar with the value of birth control to female athletes could possibly ‘forget’ to properly use contraception if she intended to use it at all. Regardless of initial motivation dive conception has recently caught on with wealthy young adventuresome European women as a unique way to conceive and Adolph hopes to make The Lorelei a destination for planned underwater conceptions.

My involvement is to fit the client with a Reflexions diaphragm for flood insurance so she can take dive-sex orientation/familiarization training with a male escort and to work with the selected sperm donor to familiarize him with the basic techniques of dive-sex so he can successfully inseminate an unprotected fertile client while she is tethered to the bottom of an encounter pool at The Lorelei. The most important thing that we have to train both the dive-sex client and donor to do is to take deep breaths during the encounter so prevent them from hyperventilating.

We recommend the client be penetrated while floating vertically – tethered to the bottom with an ankle leash with a partially filled buoyancy vest to hold her almost vertical during insemination - so her vagina is less likely to flood and dilute the donor’s semen or have water forced into her uterus by the hydraulics of her donor’s thrusts. Both the client and donor have two test dives, the donor with me and the client with an escort, to get them used to the delights of dive-sex before the actual three encounters while the client is fertile when she will be inseminated.

A sperm donor is selected by the client from a list of men fitting the physical description of the man she would like to father her child. The candidates are made up of medical doctors between the ages of 28 and 35 whose genomes have been analyzed and found to contain no serious gene abnormalities. The men also have to be producing large quantities of high quality sperm and their penile shaft and glans above average in size and functioning correctly with strong ejaculatory contractions that guarantee sperm placement directly into the open cervical os of the fertile client. While the donor and client are intimate they both wear exterior mirror finish lenses in their OTS Guardian FFMs so neither knows who the other is.

An underwater conception package consists of a deluxe suite and all meals and spa access in addition to three acts of intercourse one day apart with the donor of choice while the client is fertile the last day being the day of ovulation. The client is tethered to the bottom of a 30 ft deep encounter pool with an ankle leash and the sperm donor mounts her from the front in a modified missionary position. So far seven clients have completed single cycle underwater insemination encounters and four of them have become pregnant which is an awesome achievement as the expectation was a 50% success rate.

First pregnancies of the fall semester: We are beginning to see bookings for terminations as the first fall semester pregnancies of university and high school students are detected. Of course it’s so soon into the school year that some or all are could be from accidents during summer encounters.  The first Contemporary Sexual Health classes have some students concerned about the effectiveness of their protection and some have talked with me after my lectures about switching methods.

It’s surprising how many women are careless about their birth control. Things like not routinely checking to see that their partner is still wearing his condom after he withdraws, or don’t realize that weight reduction pills can speed up the metabolism of users so that contraceptive hormones are flushed through their systems too fast to maintain a therapeutic level to prevent ovulation. And then there are a few students who use a cervical barrier (other than condoms) borrowed from a roommate or family member and which doesn’t fit correctly or they forget to insert it before penetration.

The only LARC method that is truly safe is a copper IUD and it has its own drawbacks since ParaGard is the only one generally available in the U.S. and some small women can’t be fitted with it and a fixed frame IUD can cause pain and heavy bleeding. My wards Bea, Willow and the swan twins Odette and Odile and most of my dancers all have the frameless copper bead GyneFix IUD implanted so they can cycle naturally enjoying the cycling of their hormones while being protected by copper ionization in the uterus which is 99% effective against pregnancy.

Scotland’s independence referendum: On Thursday September 18^th the voters of Scotland will decide whether they will split from the United Kingdom. The referendum question will be "Should Scotland be an independent country?” At this point polls indicate Scottish voters seem evenly divided and there are significant issues of citizenship, defense, currency and the economy that would need to be resolved should the vote be yes. His Grace and Jack are busy talking with the voters’ who live on their estates and villages. His Grace and his father and grandfather before him have been kind and honest with the people who work for the Duchy and the villages that count on its patronage for a living.  There could be both benefits and drawbacks for the Duchy should the vote be yes, but there could be severe consequences for the rest of the UK (England, Wales and Northern Ireland) should Scotland declare independence. For now there are a great many important unanswered questions.

 

Underwater gasmask sex- part II

Gucci and Louis Vuitton gas masks

Designer Gas masks: "Although we are living in a harmonious society, in western world the rich people still worry about their safety due to the terrorist incidents while the growing pollutants and harmful toxins threaten their life. Maybe for this reason, Diddo Velema in collaboration with Gucci and Louis Vuitton released three novelty masks. These jewel encrusted, monogram basted pieces will assure the survival of the richest the day some incidents happen."

"After the birth of the masks, many people hold the opinion above that they are products for the safety of rich people. However, the designer, Velema, explains the concept this way "We are in a state of perpetual war--with ourselves and with the eco-system that sustains us. Perpetual war breeds perpetual fear. In the present context, this fear stems from our extreme desire for authenticity and manifests itself in our collectively insatiable culture of consumption. Deep down, we are afraid we may never be satisfied. An expanding archive of branded myths and icons feeds this fear. Designer Gas Masks is an attempt to visualize this state of mind. Because it is only by first acknowledging and then challenging fear that we will all be able to breathe a little easier.""

The masks were produced for a short list of ultra-wealthy clients and the designers comments were written in 2008 at the very peak of lavish spending a few months before the stock market meltdown. The masks are real with jeweled and logo overlays and are fully functional taking standard 40 mm filter canisters. I bought one of each – they are in my size – from a bankruptcy sale here a few months ago because they are just the thing to wear to one of Adolph’s masked balls where everyone needs protective breathing equipment. I’ve already tried them out to make sure the seals don’t need repair and the filters really do fit and had them examined by my jeweler to check the Pavé and major stone settings to make certain that the mountings are solid. I’d hate to lose a large diamond, ruby or emerald (yes they are real jewels) during an energetic sexual encounter in a hostile environment.

A reader asks: Why are you so against under water gasmask sex?

I’m not against underwater gasmask sex, but as I mentioned in an earlier entry [see: April 14, 2010 ‘Gasmask-sex underwater’] using a vintage rubber gasmask underwater can be very dangerous not to mention uncomfortable for the wearer. I understand they are inexpensive and readily available, but that doesn’t offset the danger of wearing vintage rubber not designed for diving. And, because they have no mechanism for assisting in pressure equalization of the ears and sinuses most divers can only use them in shallow water dives.

A local Dom experienced in having his teen Subs wear surplus vintage rubber gasmasks for dive-sex likes to pour liquid oxytocin (Pitocin or Syntocinon) into the Subs mask so that she breathes the fumes as she inhales through the air hose. He says it makes even a woman on her period much more responsive, wetter, and more quickly aroused and her orgasms more intense by strengthening the contractions of her vaginal muscles. The use of Oxytocin as a female performance enhancer may offset the discomfort of wearing a vintage gasmask while submerged but my own few experiences doing that convinced me that it wasn’t worth the trouble and there is the very real possibility of drowning. The down side of having oxytocin poured into a dive mask is that an overdose, a mistake easily made because used this way each women takes a different amount, can cause nipple discharge and uterine contractions so severe they will knot a woman into the fetal position for a day or more. And if uterine contractions occur when the woman is submerged she is helpless and in extreme danger.

Single atmosphere diving: Some Doms try to get away w/o using compressed air for dive-sex. So, another problem with vintage gasmasks used as diving equipment is when they are used as single atmosphere (un-pressurized) masks at the maximum single atmosphere depth. Extending the depth is easily done by extending the corrugated rubber air hose supplying the mask to a length of15 to 25 feet and attaching the open end to a float to keep it above the surface of the water and equipping it with a snorkel valve. In shallow water – above 10 feet - that may work for a while if the s/he can tolerate the feel of the mask collapsing on her face as the water pressure pushes the rubber into the facial void and the seals hold so the mask doesn’t flood. But below that depth the hose is too long to be purged of the diver’s breath so that s/he is rebreathing her own carbon dioxide and eventually the wearer runs out of oxygen, just as though she had the valve closed on a rebreather bag. It just takes a bit longer and since the diver is busy checking for leaks and playing with her partner her excitement often masks the fact that her breathing is becoming shallower more rapid as the oxygen in the hose decreases and the CO2 increases. If she loses consciousness she can easily suffocate or if the mask pulls off as she faints she may drown.