Clinching the sale

A Full English Breakfast

The photo: A lovely full English breakfast of fried eggs, sausage, bacon, mushrooms, tomatoes, home fries and baked beans with the beans very sensibly served in their own gravy boat.

Ron’s Ballet-sex training: Ron had talked so much about how long and lovely Sophie’s legs are especially when she displays them en pointe that during my warmup and class the next morning I wondered if he had had ballet-sex with her. While he watched I took class, to music from La Bayadère from a small CD player I had brought, in the drawing room that Sophie uses for ballet workouts. The carpet had been removed exposing a lovely hardwood floor and an entire interior wall had been covered with ten-foot-tall mirror sections and a barre had been mounted about three feet off the mirrored wall. So while stretching I asked if he had ever entered her from behind while she balanced on the platforms of her pointes while bent over holding on to the barre. I think of that position as ‘ballet-sex’ but Escorts adept at it call it ‘clenching-the-male’ since when en pointe the woman’s muscles from her waist to her toes are clenched which, when the muscles have been properly trained, can provide an amazingly strong grip so she needs to be very wet to prevent internal injury.

Ron said he’d considered it, but he hadn’t been alone with Sophie in pointe-shoes where he could ask her to try that position. So I told him about the possibility of injury from being under-lubed as well as from thrust-drop during ballet-sex and how Escorts adept at ballet-sex minimize their risk by keeping a prefilled applicator of lube in our purse or dance bag and protecting our toes with the proper shoes and padding. Then having earlier applied a prefilled 10 ml applicator of DiveGel silicone vaginal lube and intentionally dressed to allow him easy access by wearing tights over a thong-back leo I had him stand behind me put his thumbs in the waist band of my tights and pull them down below my hips then pull my thong to one side exposing my vulva for easy access when I bent over and held on to the barre. I think there is no substitute for hands-on training when I’m teaching advanced sexual techniques and this was a good example.

Standing flat in Gaynor Minden pointes with my feet a la seconde I bent over so my back was parallel with the floor. He stepped between my legs, spread my labia, positioned his glans at my introitus and I relaxed and let him gently push his slippery glans glistening with pre-ejaculate inside me. With a long slow thrust he filled me with his wonderfully hard erection bottoming out in my posterior fornix. As he hit bottom I rolled up on to pointe which clenched my muscles around his shaft and he gasped and quivered as my grip tightened around him.

He is taller than me even when I’m en pointe so when he thrust during ballet-sex he lifted me off the floor so he got to see and hear the thud and my gasp as my platforms hit the floor each time he withdrew. His participating while I experience thrust-drop was educational as he can now better understand the danger when the woman’s knees are locked straight to prevent falling off pointe while rubber legged during arousal so during thrust-drop the shock is felt in the knees as well as the toes. Over time this is bad for the knee joints if this occurs too often so practitioners of sex while en pointe have learned to flex our knees momentarily at impact to minimize the stress on our knee joints, but the timing to successfully accomplish that can be tricky. However, if there is a height difference that will cause thrust-drop an easier way to protect the knees is to stand on a slightly raised platform so there will be no thrust-drop. When he came filling me with hot jets of thick creamy semen I closed my feet from seconde closing my thighs and tightened my grip and told him to hang on tight and don’t try to withdraw as I performed the Mare’s Trick, squeezing him so tight that his penis remained erect during his refractory period, while I remained en pointe. Then gave him Pompoir again.

It’s difficult to do Pompoir and The Mare’s Trick while en pointe primarily because the woman has to be continually on her toes the entire time so even well trained ballet dancers have trouble staying en pointe that long unless they have trained in Asian schools as Courtesans. Wearing Gaynor Minden pointes with the very strong hard polymer shanks and internally padded toe boxes make the Mare’s Trick and Pompoir en pointe a lot easier to do w/o foot injury. After The Mare’s Trick and Pompoir we showered together and dressed for breakfast.

I meet Sophie: At 10:00 AM Sophie arrived. She had been invited to breakfast and we seemed to hit it off right away as two dancers have a lot in common. Though after kissing Ron she looked thoughtfully at him and me and I’m sure she sensed that we had been intimate as we were both quite relaxed as couples are after really good sex. Of course that was inevitable since she knew we were going to be discussing my qualifications to teach her advanced pelvic skills and whether either or both of them wanted to proceed with her training.

we had breakfast in a small alcove off a lovely and much larger dining room overlooking a garden so large and beautiful with late summer flowers I was surprised to see it in London, but then I remembered where we were. Both of them were amazed at my large appetite and how little I weight, as I was then at 107 lbs. (my menstrual weight). I told them I can eat a full English breakfast w/o gaining a pound, other than fluid buildup while I’m menstrual. They asked how I managed it w/o having an eating disorder. I explained that my metabolism is on the high side and the exercise I get while training and teaching along with the calories I need for lactation keep me slim so I can eat pretty much what I want. I didn’t mention that Pompoir and The Mare’s trick are very strenuous and use a lot of energy so from the bedroom workout I’d gotten with Ron I needed the calories.  Sophie was fascinated to learn I was lactating with 32B cup breasts and wanted to know my secret, but that was a discussion for girl-talk another time.

When coffee was served after breakfast, Ron told both Sophie and me that he was very pleased with the skills that I demonstrated and that Sophie was a conscientious and energetic student anxious to learn and he would like to put her in my care. She agreed saying that she had asked Ron to make enquiries on her behalf to get the best trainer possible for the skills they wanted her to master. I later heard that he had talked to his grandfather - who has a reputation of being a swordsman with young beautiful South American women - about the choice of a trainer and his recommendation was me. However, as much as I would like to claim him as a client it wasn’t that he had ever used my services, but had heard raves about my skills from his good friend the Duke of M**** and others so had suggested interviewing me.

Jealousy, the elephant in the room: I had only worked with couples twice before to try to effectively teach the women advanced pelvic skills and neither worked out because of jealousy. I say ‘effectively’ because w/o a male’s active participation the woman might well take forever to properly learn to milk a penis with her vaginal muscles. The men could only participate in their partner’s training occasionally because of job commitments and so early on became extremely jealous of their women’s male phys. Therapists. However, those women had been virgin when they met the partners they were with and after a brief start the men couldn’t stand other men bedding their women and both couples cancelled the training. I now have a non-refundable up-front charge to take care of expenses should that occur and that has caused other couples to rethink their need for that sort of training.

So I brought up the subject of jealousy. I knew (because Ron told me) both of them had at least considered and might find it worrying that Sophie would be training at least part time with Blackthorn Clinic male pelvic therapists. There is only so much that can be done with a Peritron, Ben Wa balls and dildos so a woman needs an erect penis attached to an aroused man to train and Ron’s schedule will almost certainly not allow him to meet all her training needs. So we discussed whether Sophie receiving intimate training from other men (all board certified Phys Therapists) was going to be a problem. A look passed between them. She blushed and he gave a little shake of his head.

While neither looked too pleased they understood the need for her to practice with a man when Ron wasn’t available. It was agreed that the question could be reopened at any time if one or the other felt the need, but I think Ron will rearrange his schedule to be with her for training sessions a lot more than he currently anticipates since a man having his penis milked by a beautiful woman while he remains stationary inside her is extremely addicting. What the woman gets out of all her pelvic training is the ability to enthrall her partner giving her considerably power over him without saying a word. I suspect Sophie had not come to Ron a virgin given the reputation of – and my experience with - Swiss finishing schools. So while they are madly in love her training to increase their mutual sexual pleasure will be worth having other men involved in her training when Ron isn’t available.

Clinching the sale: Sophie asked how long the training would take and I said it would depend, but no less than three months if she was a conscientious student and adhered to the regimen that I set. If not, then somewhat longer depending what problems she ran into. I cautioned that regardless of how eager Sophie is to get on with her training it is best to get off to a slow start since overworking the pelvic muscles at first can be very uncomfortable and lead to the dislike of and avoiding the necessary training.  Ron said he agreed that it was best not to rush things and he looked forward to being available when possible which I know he meant. He said he would make it a priority to help her meet the goals of my training program and I could bill his private account for all her monthly training costs.

Sophie and I agreed to meet the next day so I could go over the items in the beginner’s slit-kit that every pelvic student of mine needs and is provided with.  The following day we met for an entire day of shopping for her training needs and had girl-talk over a seafood lunch at Caviar House in Harrods. She really is a delightful and very intelligent young woman. I took her to a fave local dance shop to be fitted with Gaynor Minden hard shanked pointes which look lovely on her high arched feet. I also got her a priority appointment with Chris, my male Gyn, at Blackthorn Clinic and I accompanied her to have the strings of her GyneFix IUD tucked up in her cervix (to prevent a contraceptive diaphragm from interfering with them) and to be fitted for a custom latex flat spring rim diaphragm which she can use as flow control during menstrual sex and as flood insurance during dive-sex. They had her size, 70mm, in stock and she got three as I mentioned that it is always good to have several spares on hand especially if they are made from latex.

Giulietta: Over dinner Ron and I had discovered we were both Moira Shearer fans and talked about the films she was in. In addition to The Red Shoes we both loved the 1951 film The Tales of Hoffman in which she danced the roles of Stella (dancing the role of a praying mantis who kills her partner) and Olympia (a doll that comes to life). We also agreed that another favorite character in the Hoffmann film was the role Ludmilla Tchérina performed as the Venetian courtesan Giulietta, who stole Hoffmann’s soul.   

So I was astounded when Ron gave me the most amazing compliment as he walked me to the car that would take me back to Blackthorn House. He called me Giulietta, and I was very pleased and tried not to blush while thinking he was a lot more perceptive than I first thought! He continued to hold my hand after he helped me into the car and before releasing it put it to his lips and kissed it. I gave him one of my most provocative smiles as he closed the door. I was delighted as I thought of the twenty-four hours we spent together and the intimacies we had shared and thought perhaps our encounter had put him in my thrall. But one can never be certain about these things so early in a relationship and with a man in such an exalted position one should proceed slowly if at all. Sophie was still inside so didn’t see his kiss. I certainly don’t want to beguile him so thoroughly that I take him away from Sophie as he needs a young lovely and accomplished partner who will give him children.

Physically I’m not quite the Giulietta who stole Hoffman’s soul and turned it into an exquisite necklace. However, I do have a lovely figure with long shapely legs, high cheekbones and long hair, but my hair is red not black and I don’t often dress all in black as Giulietta does. But when I go clubbing with girlfriends looking for a man I do think of myself as channeling Giulietta since she was a powerful enchantress who could steal a man’s soul by just looking at him. Over the years as I became proficient with Asian pelvic skills I’ve developed the ability to quickly enthrall most men I develop a physical interest in, and some I have no interest in whatever, just by looking at them. I’m told that look suggests exquisite sexual pleasure in the male mind and I find in clouding a man’s mind that way I have occasionally unintentionally put one of the less interesting men in my thrall. Fortunately, I haven’t done that in a long time. 

I am elated that I was successful in getting the patronage of a delightful young woman and her boyfriend who occupies such a lofty place in English society. I’m hoping that more social contacts at that level will come with this lovely couple’s patronage.

Gardasil and pelvic familiarization

The HPV vaccine Gardasil

Gardasil Cervical Cancer Vaccine More Cost-Effective Than Cervarix

“(Research: Comparing bivalent and quadrivalent human papillomavirus vaccines: economic evaluation based on transmission model)

http://www.bmj.com/cgi/doi/10.1136/bmj.d5775
(Editorial: Comparing bivalent and quadrivalent HPV vaccines)
http://www.bmj.com/cgi/doi/10.1136/bmj.d5720

The quadrivalent cervical cancer vaccine (Gardasil) is more cost-effective than the bivalent vaccine (Cervarix) if the two are equally priced, concludes a study published on bmj.com today. This is despite the fact that Cervarix may provide better protection against cervical cancer.

However, the authors stress that considerable uncertainty remains about the differential benefit of the two vaccines.

Human papillomavirus (HPV) is a common sexually transmitted infection seen most often in young women and adolescents. There are more than 100 types of HPV - some cause genital warts, but others cause cancers including cervical cancer.

Two HPV vaccines (Cervarix and Gardasil) are currently available. Both protect against HPV types 16 and 18, which cause over 70% of cervical cancer cases, as well as several other types of cancer. Gardasil also protects against types 6 and 11, which cause the majority of genital warts as well as a rare disease called respiratory papillomatosis.

In 2008, the UK government chose the bivalent vaccine Cervarix for its HPV vaccination programme, based partly on analyses by Mark Jit and his colleagues at the Health Protection Agency suggesting that Cervarix would have to be £15 to £23 cheaper per dose to be as cost-effective as Gardasil. However, the choice of vaccine will be re-evaluated when the current tender for the vaccination programme ends.

Since then, further evidence has emerged to differentiate the two vaccines. For instance, Cervarix appears to give better protection against cervical cancer caused by HPV types other than 16 and 18. Gardasil has now also shown protection against vulvar, vaginal and anal cancer.

Using this latest evidence within a mathematical model, Mark Jit and his team set out to re-evaluate the two vaccines to inform the next round of vaccine tendering.

They found the price differential between the two vaccines was larger than their 2008 analysis. Based on the most recent evidence, Cervarix would have to be £19 to £35 cheaper per dose to be as cost-effective as Gardasil, mainly due to a lack of protection against genital warts.

When all differences between the two vaccines are considered, "the quadrivalent vaccine (Gardasil) is still more cost effective if the two are equally priced," conclude the authors. However, they stress that "considerable uncertainty remains about the differential benefit of the two vaccines."

An accompanying editorial says that modeling can help decision makers, but ultimately the tender price is the final determinant of cost-effectiveness.”

Personal comment: St Lucy’s was fortunate that we had good advice when we chose Gardasil as protection against cervical cancer as now it has been found to protect against genital warts as well as vulvar, vaginal and anal cancer. This year all new St Lucy’s students must have completed the series of three Gardasil injections over an interval of six months before they are allowed on campus for orientation. All our male partner/instructors have had the full Gardasil regimen as well to provide maximum protection to themselves and their student partners. Gardasil has recently become a topic of debate among candidates for the Republican nomination for the 2012 presidential election. The conservative candidate Michele Bachmann seems to be very poorly informed and continues to blunder on about mental retardation and the dangers of vaccines. Sigh!

New St Lucy’s entry requirements, Pt II: I was remiss when posting about changes to St Lucy’s entry requirements for the 2011/12 school year. I failed to mention that all entering students must have had at least four years of ballet training consisting of not less than four hours a week for at least fifty weeks per year. We aren’t a ballet academy, but the physical and mental development (poise, grace, discipline, confidence and pelvic muscle development) of the students is so closely tied to ballet training and discipline that any less and a student has a very difficult time keeping up. One might think that this requirement would dissuade parents from enrolling their daughters at St Lucy’s, but that hasn’t been the case as highly qualified applicants far outnumber the seats available for new students. Parents (especially their mothers) are determined to begin preparing their daughters years in advance to get into St Lucy’s.

Pelvic Familiarization for post-menarche students: Because the health syllabus at St Lucy’s is heavily weighted toward teaching female sexual skills we require all post-menarche students to take a pelvic familiarization (PF) course. This course covers menstruation, feminine hygiene products and their proper use, reproductive tract devices for contraception (IUDs, condoms and cervical barriers), dealing with the hymen and sex toys. The course purpose is not only to familiarize the student with the range of products and devices available, but to have her become comfortable and confident about touching her own genitals so she won’t be afraid or embarrassed when she takes Contemporary Sexual Health and Advanced Sexual Techniques. To that end we teach and recommend the students masturbate to learn what arouses them and what doesn’t so they can guide a male partner/instructor when that time arrives.

Students in this course usually range in age from 13 to 15 as all train heavily for ballet which often delays menarche. You would be surprised at the number of girls who have been brought up to think that touching themselves “down there” is dirty or shameful so PF has reduced the number of girls needing counseling due to psychological issues from becoming more intimately aware of their own bodies. We are very pleased with the PF student’s response to the classes on the clitoris, condoms, dildos and vibrators and all have delighted in their new found source of self-pleasuring with the toys provided each student for lab exercises.

Having pelvic familiarization taught in a gentle, non-threatening and supportive way our psychologists believe will result in very young students not suffering from stress related Vaginismus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginismus a condition where any vaginal penetration – or sometimes in severe cases even the thought of penetration occurring - causes clenching of the pelvic muscles making any penetration extremely painful and so tight penetration is impossible for an erect male. There are physiological reasons – which we test for and if found prevent the student from entering St Lucy’s - as well as psychological reasons for Vaginismus. In the past we have had an occasional case of stress related vaginismus after a student has been accepted so our psychologists believe the PF course should prevent that from occurring

Masturbation and Parents Week at St Lucy’s

On campus at Santa Lucia

Parent’s week and practice dildos: This week was Parents Week at St Lucy’s. Student’s parents are spending a lot of money to have their daughter get the sort of education St Lucy’s girls are known for and one of the opportunities during Parents Week is to observe their daughter during her classes. The observation of our ballet students who are often involved in intimate and erotic training is done secretly so as not to compromise the students focus that could occur if she was aware she was being observed by her parents.

I have mentioned in earlier entries that I use a suction mounted dildo on the mirror of a ballet studio to masturbate after class. It’s a tension release technique that I find works extremely well. It works this way. While still in the studio I get between the barre and the mirror, fix the dildo to the mirror, make sure I’m well lubed, go en pointe and back on to it. It's awesome for a quick solo when no man is available! It is a fairly common use of a dildo by professional ballet dancers for stress release and we teach its use at St Lucy’s, and I like to think it gives the men I tell about it an entirely different insight into the uses of mirrors and barres.

During Parents Week it’s common for parents of a dancer to want to see her practicing alone. We have enough small studios so that need is easily accommodated for up to nine dancers at a time. It’s typically the mothers and occasionally mother and father who will watch and rarely a father alone. Observing mothers are almost all alumnae of St Lucy’s ballet program and know what to expect and can explain the more graphic moments to their husbands. I try to be with a lone father if possible because he may not be entirely familiar with the training his daughter is getting and if that’s the case it’s best to have a staff member with him. That’s the case even though he has been told that he may see some very intimate, erotic and possibly upsetting behavior from his beloved daughter.

The lone father: A member of the staff always accompanies a lone male parent when he is at St Lucy’s. It's for the protection of both the man and the students, when a man needs a woman we have found it's much better to have a willing staff member near by because if he hit on someone else’s daughter he could be serious trouble. A father seeing his daughter barelegged in a thong-back practice leo en pointe using the barre to push and pull herself on and off a dildo clamped to the studio mirror can have a epiphany as to the core mission of St Lucy’s. This week during an observation a student on birth-control pills inserted an applicator of Semécide before backing on to her dildo. Her dad asked what she was doing. I told him that she was lubing up because the pill decreases a woman’s natural lube so it is very common for a girl to apply an intimate lube before having penetrative sex. In my experience a dad watching his daughter masturbate requires immediate assistance in coping with the emotions the sight caused him. Almost all dads say how lovely she is and ask about her safety while they watch her drilling herself with the silicone rubber toy. And every man I’ve been with in that situation has needed help getting rid of his erection even though each is very embarrassed by being aroused while watching his own daughter.

I tell them that what they are experiencing is a very normal reaction which is why I’m there to help take care of their need in the most pleasant way possible. Most are amazed and totally unprepared with any sort of protection, but I always am because I wear an Oves when with a male parent. I smile and while I place his hand between my legs where he can feel the softness and warmth of my labia through the fabric of my thong I tell him I’d love him to take me from the rear bareback. After the initial surprise at my offer a dad quickly gets over his embarrassment about becoming aroused and follows my lead. But over the years there have been several who have tried stalking me afterward if they think I’m available! Go figure!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas: If he’s willing (and I’ve never been turned down) I let him know that our encounter will be our secret. After that dads usually relax a bit. Then, you know the drill. I assume the position, bent over at 90° holding on to the barre in the soundproof observation room. Pull my thong to one side as I step on to pointe and spread my legs with my feet in second position so he can stand between my legs. For the past two years I’ve worn Gaynors because with their pre-arched polymer shanks and internally padded toe boxes they are a lot more comfortable for pointe-sex than wearing conventional pointe shoes made with traditional materials. Then, as he holds my hips and his tip pushes against my labia I guide him between my engorged lips wet with my natural lube so he is centered on the entrance to my vagina. Then as I relax my pelvic muscles I tell him to push and he penetrates me. There is always amazement when a dad feels how tight I’m gripping him, and that’s when I’m still relaxed! At that point he knows what to do and often the dads are really good lovers giving me my pleasure before taking theirs spending themselves so that I will be draining their DNA for the next several days. That’s one of my fave parts of Parents Week!

School PR: I see helping a dad that way as an opportunity to familiarize him with something that many alumnae know from experience as ballet students at St Lucy’s but their husbands are rarely aware of and that is the significant tightening of a student’s pelvic floor and strengthened vaginal grip is developed from her intense pointe training and early sexual experience with strengthening equipment, toys and men. I was fortunate to have sex with two of the dads this past week, one is a widower and the other is divorced so I'm not wrecking anyone's home! Each dad that I’ve helped that way to get past seeing his daughter pointe-masturbating for the first time now has a much better understanding of the ritual after our encounter and was very grateful that I’ve explained the strengthening and relaxing nature of the exercise they watched. Not only that but since they all comment on what an amazing grip I have it gives me the opportunity to talk about one of the reasons that St Lucy’s dancers are in such demand as wives, because in addition to a marvelous classical education they receive intensive training in advanced sexual techniques.

Dangerous insertables

Gasmask rebreather with inflatable penis-gag

Dangerous BDSM and sex toys: Maybe I shouldn’t bother about this because all the players SHOULD know that BDSM, Breath and sex play can be dangerous, but girls and young women are being introduced to the lifestyle all the time with no warning about the risks. I’m not talking about rebreather bags valves that in a panic a user may forget how to open, or poorly made ballet boots which provide no support so a novice breaks an ankle the first time s/he stands up in them. I’m talking about pneumatic toys like inflatable penis-gags or dildos, which if they burst can send bits of latex down the wearer’s throat and choke her or if a dildo bursts while inserted and the woman isn’t wearing a gas guard she is quite likely to have an embolism that will cripple or kill her. It would be bad enough if this was occurring only to men, but women are the ones primarily injured by this sort of accident because we are almost always the submissives and the ones in bondage. In the hands of an inexperienced Dom or Domme a hand pumped inflatable gag or dildo can be just as dangerous to the sub wearing it as if s/he were being held at gunpoint. The only thing lacking at gunpoint is the surprise when the inflatable toy bursts. There have been a lot of girl-girl accidents where a high school Domme doesn’t know when to stop inflating her sub’s dildo and if the sub is lucky she just tears. If she isn’t the dildo bursts and you sometimes get a dead or brain-dead 15 y/o at a slumber party. That sort of thing is really difficult to explain to her parents. One of the first things I tell my students at St Lucy’s is don’t insert inflatables into any body cavity!

It’s gotten so that hand pumped dildos are almost standard penetration devices in BDSM play here. Every woman doing BDSM solo or with another BDSM fetishist should protect herself by being fitted for and wearing a gas guard. I don’t think the on-line custom latex shops that make the custom latex enclosure suits and inflatable gags and dildos warn their customers about the dangers bursting compressed air toys represent when worn internally, down the throat or in the vagina or anus. With an experienced partner enclosure suits, rebreather masks, gags and dildos can be amazingly erotic, but use and misuse of poor quality inflatable insertables can be tragic.

The million dollar dildo

The gear shifter on a bugatti-veyron-fbg

Attempting a personal best: One of Taryn’s friends whose parents live in town likes to masturbate using unique dildos. Last night she decided to use the gear shifter on her father’s car in an attempt for a personal best involving what she called a ‘difficulty 4’ shaft while working in a very confined space and got into trouble. Fortunately she had her cell with her and called Taryn who called me and we went over to see if we could help.

Her father has several cars and the one she decided to fuck herself with was his 2008 Bugatti Veyron Fbg Par Hermès, a precision road instrument. The interior is done in Hermès leather and the price starts at $1,500,000. Dani’s dads machine cost far more than that!. It will reach speeds of 210 mph and gets a bit better than 8 miles/gal in city driving so we aren’t talking about a green machine here! It was easy to see why she chose the Veyrone Fbg. It is exquisitely crafted and the passenger seats fit like gloves while the scent of leather fills your nostrils so I think most girls have a sexual experience with something that comfortable, luxurious and powerful just sitting in it with the engine off, but of course Dani wasn’t sitting in one of the seats.

We found her in the closed garage of her parent’s home in the Bugatti with both its doors open. She was facing the rear and was impaled on the gear shifter and there was blood and urine all over the console and floor on both sides. She said she thought the shift lever itself was clean because since condoms wouldn’t fit she had pulled a balloon over it. We helped her put on a ball gag to so she would have something to bite down on and muffle her screams while we tried to move her, but the passenger compartment is so cramped that Taryn and I couldn’t get enough leverage to lift her off the gear shifter. We ended up calling Pirate who called Gepetto and they brought a hydraulic lift with an arm that would reach into the car and put wide nylon slings under her buns to lift her off. When he got there Pirate gave Dani two Percocet capsules to numb her up and she was ready by the time Gepetto arrived with the hydraulic lift. Fortunately the adjoining garage bay was unoccupied so there was no need to move other cars. We all knew that the problem was getting the shifter out from behind her pubic bone so she could be lifted off. We managed that by putting a wide nylon strap behind her butt and while Taryn and I pulled on one end Pirate pulled on the other to try and force the shifter against the back wall of her vagina - hoping that would allow the front edge of the shift column to clear her pubic bone - as Gepetto operated the lift. We tilted her pelvis a bit as though she was thrusting to give the shift column as much room as possible and with the three of us pulling Gepetto operated the lift and lifted her off on the first try! Once I saw the shifter was out from behind her pelvis we stopped pulling and I bent her over so as she was lifted off she wouldn’t be mashed against the roof of the cabin.

The good news: I had called Chuck, a male Gyn at the clinic and Taryn’s boyfriend, and he was waiting for us to bring Dani in to see how badly she was hurt. It turned out she was just painfully scraped where she had repeatedly tried to pull herself off so she wasn’t seriously injured. She is on pain meds for a few days and is supposed to have no penetrative sex for two weeks but I don’t think that will happen. And the gear shifter itself was well protected by the balloon she used as a condom.

The bad news is that having the gearbox, console and leather in the car cleaned is going to be very expensive and her dad doesn’t know yet if the car will have to be sent back to the factory for cleaning and for leather replacement. I was surprised that her parents weren’t more upset than they were. I think they were just relieved she was ok. Her mom smiled and said Dani’s incident reminded her of the time she slipped while masturbating with the floor shift of an antique ford and the only thing that saved her was being able to catch herself on the steering wheel and dash board. Her dad said he would have liked to see that. I didn’t ask if he was talking about Dani or his wife.