Gusset girls

Tights with a cotton gusset

The photo: The lovely soft thick cotton gusset of a pair of my play tights that can effectively absorb my coital discharge after taking an unprotected man. I Kegel of course, if I have time, but one can never get all a lover’s spend especially if taken from behind during ballet-sex with a large man when he fills the posterior fornix.

Cotton gussets and feminine hygiene: With the women enrolled in my current Pelvic Intensive as sexually active as they are with multiple partners it very important that their tights have soft absorbent cotton gussets to wick away sweat and coitial discharge as there will always be a certain amount of drainage. And for me the gusset seams cradle my vulva and the wide central seam presses gently on the shaft of my clitoris keeping me aroused, wet and ready for my next opportunity to enjoy a lusty man penetrating me.

Absorbent gussets and condoms: Under some circumstances latex condoms can be such fun! I find them useful in some situations especially when I am out in public and my partner gets frisky. Then if he didn’t wear a condom I would drain a great deal more into my thong, tights or swimsuit which could be embarrassing. In the winter I always wear tights with cotton gussets. However, even if my vulva is cosseted by a cotton gusset a condom will make spontaneous sex much less messy and for fantasists condoms can add another level to sex play especially if the man has an impregnation fantasy.

As I’ve mentioned in previous posts a surprising number of my lovers like to fantasize about impregnating me. Well probably any woman they are with but it thrills me that in their imaginations they are impregnating me, and if I’m not careful they could stand a good chance of doing just that. I tease them after they have ejaculated and safely pulled out by stripping off the condom, tying off the open end and biting through the tip to suck out the semen while it is still thick, warm and creamy. I think of swallowing it as a nutritional supplement. When it is sliding down my throat I always think that it could have had such a different effect on me had he released it deep in my vagina against my unprotected ripe cervix and I tease him about eating all his little wiggly baby-makers knowing that he would boast about impregnating me should it ever happen and he found out.

Should my barrier protection ever fail I’d take EllaOne (30 mg of ulipristal acetate) which blocks the progestin receptors for five days and hope it would delay ovulation long enough that his sperm in my tubes would be dead by the time I release the egg. While I love risk taking, my idea of fun is having him spew his seed against the stretchy latex dome of my favorite flat spring diaphragm with my egg white fertile cervical mucus filling the dome. I still have a few Reflexions ones that I use even though our clinic now has its own FS latex diaphragms to supply Escorts who are the primary users of FS latex diaphragms.

Bea is with me for Spring break: Trinity College Cambridge Spring break is from Friday March 11 through March 20^th. Classes resume on Monday March 21^st. Marvin (Morning Wood) is staying at Trinity in his lodgings to ‘work’, but I know he is playing with his current ‘bed-bunny’, Miss GyneFix née Nexplanon. Bea brought along a boyfriend in his early 20s from her ballet class and even though we have plenty of spare bedrooms they are sleeping together. Of course they are! They make a lovely couple and seem to like each other a lot although it may just be the sex as theirs is still a very new romance and passion if not pure lust is still obvious between them.

Seizure at ten fathoms: One of the Flowers, Heather, had some sort of seizure during a dive-sex encounter while tethered with an ankle leash to the bottom of the shallow (65 foot) deep well. Her partner released the Velcro ankle strap on the leash and hit the fill on her BC and they both surfaced w/o a decompression stop. Fortunately Carla my Divemaster had her boyfriend, a dive medicine doctor who works for a clinic in Aberdeen, visiting and they got Heather and her partner, Doc, on to amphibious gurneys and rolled them up the ramp of the access platform and into the multi-bed hypobaric chamber within minutes of Heather’s seizure. Fortunately she was wearing an OTS Guardian FFM and didn’t vomit so other than biting her tongue she could breathe though she lost consciousness.

They were breathing Enriched Air Nitrox with 32% oxygen (EAN32) and had been down long enough to require at least one deco stop. Doc will be fine. It’s unclear what caused Heather’s seizure and she was helo-lifted to private dive-medicine facility in Milford Haven for extensive testing. This was the first use of the MBHC with an actual patient. Carla, my Divemaster, and her dive medicine boyfriend worked like the professional team they are getting Heather stabilized and to the helicopter when it arrived. The massive freight elevator runs all the way from the mechanical room for the pumps and filtering system below the pools past the pool level where the MBHC is located to the surface in the lower bailey where there is room to unload heavy equipment and land a helicopter. 

In addition to the seizure at the very least she had a case of the Bends and no one knows yet what caused her seizure so it’s unclear what if any long term effects she may have other than probably never diving again. Doc was told to rest for several days so Bea and her boyfriend have filled in for Heather and Doc on the pelvic training schedule. Bea and especially her Cambridge stud-muffin didn’t seem to mind boarding the sexual merry-go-round with the Flowers and Elves so this could be a test of their affection for one another.

I had Bea and Stud-muffin stop by our London clinic before boarding The Dragon for the trip to Caersws and Blackthorn Castle to update their full STI panels and to test for the Zika virus. Bea also had an ultrasound to make sure her GyneFix was still in place. Zika seems unlikely but at Cambridge where there are a lot of men traveling back and forth from countries where Zika is running rampant one can never be too careful and the sale of condoms at Universities in the UK has spiked as women try to protect themselves from Zika since even though they may not be pregnant there is the chance of Guillen Barre and paralysis and no athlete/dancer wants to risk that.

Fortunately Bea brought her pointe-shoes and practice clothes with her and her dive gear is here so she is already kitted out and Stud-muffin can wear Marvin’s kit so he too is good to go.  Bea is somewhat used to a frequent change of sexual partners but Stud-muffin is in for sex with many more beautiful partners than he could have ever anticipated. It will be interesting to see how that affects his sexual stamina and his relationship with Bea.

 

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

A lovely waxed vulva with small labia minora

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Exhaustion in paradise: The quote in the title is from Mae West and it is very true, as far as it goes. However, it has a down-side in that there are limits even to good things and the nine men who were our original partners for the PA candidate’s pelvic training while having superb stamina were beginning to pass their peak of sexual performance during the second week even with the use of performance enhancers which I’d rather them not use. I suppose that was to be expected since the guys are routinely having eight or more acts of deep vaginal penetration and often multiple orgasms per penetration (since the girls are beginning to practice pompoir and the mares trick) every day continuously for 14 days. Having the trainees manipulating their glans with their vaginal muscles during Pompoir and the mare’s trick training has made many of their penises sore. I suppose I should have known, but I’ve not had multiple men involved with this many encounters during intensive training before. So, Tanaquil, on Taryn’s behalf, has sent us nine more young, experienced, superbly well hung and well rested cocksmen. I expect to switch out the men every two weeks.  The training should be complete on March 26^th.

Since training began on Sunday January 24 the first group of men (the Seven Dwarfs+2 was rotated out and the new group took their place at the start of the third week, February 7^th, and we switched back to the fully reinvigorated original nine on the 21^st. The two week rotation is going well and there was almost no time lost with the switch as the men came up to speed almost immediately since they knew the training regimen and the different needs of each girl. The second group will return on March 6^th and then the original Seven Dwarfs +2 will finish out the 9^th week from the 20^th to the 26^th of March.

Labiaplasty: I am very pleased to say that the labiaplasty procedures to give the candidates lovely small labia minora like mine (our vulvas look very similar to the one in the photo at the top of this post) prior to their entering training is withstanding the very high usage quite well. And having extended the training interval from eight to nine weeks the candidates are becoming accustomed to the frequency and the physical exertion and mental concentration needed to milk a penis even during Pompoir. I taught the girls my regimen in which I ensure a well lubricated vulva and vagina, use a biocide and urinate immediately after each penetrative encounter to flush the urethra to flush out bacteria and lube pushed into the urethra during sex. That regimen seems to have worked for them so far eliminating yeast and urinary tract infections which so often plague women who have frequent vaginal sex with multiple partners.

Small labia minora and camel-toe: Small labia minora make it easier, more comfortable, for a woman to display camel-toe. Most elite escorts working in the fetish end of the business either have naturally small labia minora or have a labiaplasty so they can comfortable wear a thong, tights, bodysuit or leotard deep between their labia majora to display maximum cleavage even when wearing a costume with a cotton lined gusset. For me wearing convertible foot micro fibre tights with a front seam and a cotton gusset rolled down over a belt (like guys do) so the crotch is pulled up into the cleavage of my labia and buttocks which gives my admirers a double cleavage show especially when I’m prancing around en pointe. As far as breast support since I’m lactating I wear a VS Knockout front close clip and zip sports bra so I can easily breastfeed when I need to be milked.

Mid seam off the gusset: Some of us like to wear tights with a front mid-seam off the gusset which can rub on the clitoris (the seam is adjusted so it is on one side or the other of the glans and hood) while others can’t stand the thought of much less actually having something tight pressing against their clitoris. I rather like it as it keeps me wet and aroused and I can even spontaneously orgasm if I have a set of Ben Wa balls inserted which makes my day pass faster and I’m already lubricated if the occasion arises to have penetrative sex with an interesting man. I’ve also found with small labia minora I can more comfortably wear a sports-plug as it will fit tighter w/o pinching my labia which can happen to women with larger ones.   

Additional professional staff: After the first week it was obvious that we needed a podiatrist as well as a Gynecologist, an esthetician and two masseuses in residence since the girls needed a podiatrist because of their long hours in pointe-shoes and all eighteen of us need full body massages every day.  The esthetician keeps us nine women fully waxed leaving only scalp hair and eyebrows. Chris, our male Gyn from my London clinic, has kept us free of pelvic infections which given our number of male partners and the frequency of penetrative intercourse is a tribute to our regimen of feminine hygiene.    

Custom dressing: During week three of the pelvic intensive (7 – 13 February) I began teaching custom dressing which is dressing for a client executive’s particular fetish set. For example a client may want his PA to wear a latex diaphragm in addition to the GyneFix frameless copper bead IUD which is her primary method of contraception so he can under-thrust the rim of a coil spring and ejaculate in the dome and have her wear it for the rest of the day then eat her cervical discharge out of it. Custom coil spring and flat spring latex diaphragms are custom made now because latex diaphragms are no longer commercially available. The specific style and color shoes he wants to see her in is another major item of fetishwear, especially pointe-shoes or ballet-boots during the time she is with him. Taryn’s girls all work in Gaynor pointes which can be easily carried in a tote along with spare diaphragms, a silicone menstrual cup and a selection of condoms in case he wants to use one while she is menstrual.

Ballet boots can be carried in the tote as well, but they take up far more room especially if they are Gepetto’s custom boots (which Taryn’s girls wear) that have a unitized titanium toe-box and shank assembly and replicable titanium heels which are fitted with removable heel guards and Inman heel guard release pads on the inside of the heels. The heel guards are needed to prevent ruining expensive rugs and polished wood floors in executive offices and discreet pieds-à-terre used for assignations.

Ballet-boots, pointe-shoes and the Achilles tendon: As ballet dancers know from spending time en pointe and fetish ballet-boot wearer’s know from being locked in the boots with their feet extremely pointed and held that way for long intervals can lead to the shortening of the Achilles tendons so the individual can’t walk with their heels flat. To prevent this from occurring in women wearing extreme heels and pointe-shoes and to minimize the likelihood of tendonitis or tendon rupture we exercise in flats or pointes standing on a step with our forefeet on the tread and heels out over the riser. Then slowly rise on ¾ pointe hold for a ten count then slowly lower past flat to where the heels are as far below the tread as the Achilles tendons will allow and hold for a ten count. For women like me continuously on our toes doing 20 reps of this three times a day should keep our Achilles tendons properly stretched. Most of the PA candidates have followed my example and wear their Gaynor Minden pointe-shoes during the evenings when they are off to help toughen their feet and into the 5^th week now they are becoming accustomed to if not liking to wear pointes.

Nikolai and the penis-leash

The male ballet basket or package on display.

The photo: A dance belt worn high and proud cupping the family jewels under a pair of tights rolled down over a belt to fully separate the glutes and display the male genitals to advantage. And people wonder why so many women love watching ballet!

Nikolai and Marvin: I’m making some changes in my private life as well as taking on a new responsibility for the next few months. My former psychiatrist and primary lover, Marvin (Morning Wood) has accepted a teaching position at Cambridge University for the upcoming academic year. He has taken a flat in Cambridge within waking distance of Trinity College where he will be teaching. His fixation with me as the embodiment of his dead wife Jenna is in remission which is the only reason he feels confident enough to leave my bed for more than a few days. This will give us both a chance to let Jenna’s stock of Bloch Alpha (S0104) pointes have a rest and allow me to wear only Gaynor Minden pointes while he is away. Marvin has turned over my therapy to a young and brilliant female colleague (‘Elaine’ for the purposes of this blog) who is on the staff at Blackthorn Clinic and who specializes in women’s fetishes and paranormal possession. He thinks she will bring new insights to my case and better help me cope with the responsibilities of being Aphrodite’s high priestess.

Since my wards will all be away from home at college or university I can concentrate on my first loves teaching, performing ballet and sex, not necessarily in that order. I have gotten a marvelous position as a pointe coach for the premier ballet company in the UK and it is only a short ride by car from my place in Eaton Square to the ROH.  That car ride incurs a daily congestion charge (about £11.5 per day) to drive in to Covent Garden, but the Sloan Square tube station (which is closest to my place in Eaton Square) is on the Circle Line and Covent Garden is on the Piccadilly Line so I would have to go one stop east on the Circle line to Victoria station change to the Victoria line and go one stop north to Green Park and change to the Piccadilly line and go three stops east to get to Covent Garden and the ROH. I’d rather have the convenience of the car and not worry about the weather, crowds and not having to wait for a train so to me it’s worth it.

Which brings me to what I think, at least for now, is a marvelous opportunity by working for the ballet at the ROH. In addition to teaching pointe I have been asked to be a coach and social mentor for a young (26 y/o) Russian male ballet star who is dancing with the company this season. My job as a social mentor for him could be challenging as he has a tendency to go off the rails in social relationships. He has only been with the company since the first of the year and has already gotten into several situations with young female corps members – two pregnancies and two terminations - and the mandarins are hoping by having me mentor him I can help him smooth relations with other company members and in his private life he won’t cause as much unfavorable publicity for the company off stage as he garners favorable publicity in his marvelously performed professional roles. He appears in this blog as ‘Nikolai’ which means Victorious; conqueror of the people in Russian and he lives up to that nom de theater!

I asked why I had been chosen since one of the senior women dancers or an administrator could better represent the company than I can. The answer was that none of the company’s women wanted to get near him as he is very seductive and sexually reckless. The senior administrator who asked me to mentor him knows of my intimate relationship with The Duke of M****, a major donor to the ROH, and his son and that my mentoring of Willow, who is the Duke of M****’s granddaughter and in the corps, was a good indication of my success in dealing with difficult personalities. So it was thought if anyone could keep Nikolai more or less under control it might be me. I know they think that if I fail the failure won’t tarnish the reputation of a senior company member and they can always say, “Well what do you expect, she is an American” even though I now hold one of the oldest hereditary titles in the UK.

So I was introduced to Nikolai as a technique coach and we liked each other immediately. I have introduced him to Alexei, my Russian Ex-pat neighbor in Eaton Square. He had already met Alexei’s daughter, Veronika (Nika to her friends) who dances in the corps. Nikolai said he thought that Veronika was too young for him and that he liked older more experienced women and thought I was beautiful. LOL! He is a silver-tongued devil, our libidos are about evenly matched and he has had a recent negative full STI panel so I knew he is safe to take inside me with him unprotected. He is a wonderful replacement for Marvin as he is just as well hung and has great bedroom technique and I’m helping him improve his sexual stamina. It’s always nice to have that sort of thing as an excuse to get a gorgeous dangerously sexy bad boy into my bed and with Elaine’s help I can forget about Marvin for a while and release my inner cougar and prey on Nikolai using his lovely hard body to slake my desire for sex with gorgeous athletic young men.

Through our clinic I asked how Nikolai’s ballet partner’s pregnancies occurred and was told that both girls, one nineteen and the other twenty-two, had IUDs inserted which was very disconcerting until I got the rest of the story. It seems the one with the hormonal IUD was taking a weight loss supplement that made her contraceptive hormone much less effective and the other with the copper IUD had unknowingly expelled it and was totally unprotected. I’m not sure how an IUD can be expelled w/o the woman realizing it, but perhaps she lost it while masturbating with a dildo in a hot tub which she is known to enjoy doing.

Pompoir as a psychological penis-leash: I love teasing Nikolai by fondling his package while whispering in his ear telling him what talented fingers he has. In his practice clothes with him encased in two tight layers of fabric he is impossible to get to w/o unbelting his tights, but well worth the effort as foreplay when we have the time alone in a studio. It is amazing to me how men can continuously produce sperm to impregnate their partners when we are in season and how much I enjoy helping a lover out of his dance belt and guiding him inside me to let him have a shot at immortality.

However, with me in my teaching clothes of Gaynor Minden pointes, convertible foot tights with the feet rolled above my ankles and worn over a thong-back long sleeve crew neck leotard Nikolai can easily press me against a mirrored wall slip a hand down my tights to caress to my vulva, part my labia, insert two fingers to stroke my G-spot while his thumb massages the shaft of my clitoris and have his tongue down my throat so quickly I hardly know what’s happening.  

Did I mention what talented fingers he has? By fingering me that way the ease and speed with which he can bring me to orgasm is astonishing even while I’m en pointe and gripping his fingers with my muscles. It shows he has had years of practice. I try not to let jealousy consume me when I think about the other women he has been with and just concentrate on the fact that I now have him in my bed and we are fucking each other’s brains out. I never want him wearing protection while inside me. I love feeling his liquefied ejaculate draining out of me after he finishes knowing that I’m well protected by the stretchy membrane of my barrier against which his hot creamy jets of semen splattered.

Given that he has a powerful libido, a roving eye and younger women are constantly trying to seduce him I needed to make certain that Nikolai is deeply in my thrall. So I have used Pompoir and the Mare’s trick to bind him emotionally to me. I don’t use them enough so that he gets accustomed to me milking his penis or keeping him hard inside me while he recovers to shoot his load inside me again, just enough so he can’t wait for me to do it again. Too, I use Pompoir as a reward for him pleasing me with a ballet performance or how well he treats me when we are out clubbing. What an absolutely glorious situation!  

Cunt Crushers: Winning fights in ballet boots

An inexpensive pair of patent leather ballet boots

The Photo: The patent ballets above have heels of the right height for standing and walking in, but the platforms can’t take much standing on before they begin to collapse especially if the woman weighs more than 100 lbs.  

Ballet boot fights: Occasionally ballet boot wearers will get into scuffles with each other while out clubbing and men love to watch because there is the possibility of serious injury which appeals to the sadistic and misogynistic tendencies in a lot of men who like watching women in ballet boots. When physical contact can’t be avoided the smart thing to do is to destroy an opponent’s ability to stand in her boots as quickly as possible w/o injury to yourself. Usually experienced BB wearers, women actually comfortable walking in them, will be wearing better quality boots and the better made they are the harder they are to destroy. If an opponent is wearing boots other than from Gepettos the easiest thing to do is attack the boots weakest point, where the heel is fastened to the boot.  Gepettos lightly armored boots with spider filament laces – more about the laces later - have no weak points when compared to commercially available boots so if both women are in Gepettos boots the woman with the most strength, stamina and skill will usually win. If at all possible it’s best to avoid fighting an adversary who is wearing a pair of Gepettos BBs unless you know you can win.

Heel breaker: A downward lateral blow to the top of the heel on a commercial ballet boot will often break off the heel ripping the nails or screws out of the heel causing it to come lose or fall off. The blow is easy for a trained dancer to perform with the working leg turned out at the hip so the heel of the working leg doesn’t hit the floor and ruin the accuracy and power of the blow.  If the heel breaker is done correctly and the opponent’s heel is trapped in a carpet or soft wood floor it might also break her ankle even if it doesn’t break the heel off her boot.  Breaking a heel or an opponent’s ankle will have her on her knees or back and is a lot safer that getting close enough to slit her laces where she can use her hands to pound your breasts or pull your hair.

Cunt crushers: A man watching two very experienced ballet boot wearers fight while in ballet boots called their boots ‘Cunt Crushers’ because of the way one was using her boots to attack her opponents pelvis. That slang for ballet boots seems to have been quickly accepted by the serious boot wearing community at least around here and in Gepettos training classes. While graphic the name hasn’t seemed to cause any prospective boot purchasers to take up wearing other fetish footwear.

Actually, a Cunt Crusher is a vicious blow delivered by the instep of a ballet boot that should actually be called a cunt scraper, but the alliteration was too good to pass up. So now the slang for any well made ballet heels is ‘cunt crushers’, especially when fought in. A cunt crusher blow is one where a fighter thrusts her booted instep covered with lacing hooks up into the gap between an opponents thighs and against her pelvis, then withdraws it quickly while maintaining the upward pressure. That causes the hooks on her boot to catch in the crotch of her opponents fishnets and rip it out, often along with bits of soft tissue from her labia. The cunt scraping move is a lot easer for an experienced dancer to perform than it is to describe because she has the ability to balance on both the platform and heel of the boot on her standing leg while she scrapes across her opponent’s vulva with the lace hooks on the boot during withdrawal of her working foot. As with breaking an opponent’s heel(s) it’s a fight ending maneuver, but far more brutal and far less used because it takes greater skill, strength and excellent balance than breaking off a heel.

A cunt crusher can also be far more dangerous to the woman who is the recipient of the blow. That’s because some boot brawlers sharpen the edges of their lacing hooks so when they perform a cunt crusher the sharpened hook edges will tear easily through an opponents fishnets rather than getting caught in the nylon webbing. However, there has been at least one fatality from a cunt crusher when sharpened hooks were twisted during withdrawal, when a recipient’s natural response is to clench her thighs, and it cut her femoral artery. She bled to death. Wearing a Penetrator plug under fishnets and hidden by the absorbent crotch gusset will protect the vulva, but is no defense against sharpened laces hooks that when twisted during withdrawal will slice into thighs and could cut a femoral artery.

When fighting in Gepettos fully hooked boots (the standard fastening arrangement which allows the fastest adjustment when donning boots) placing the instep hard against an opponents pelvis the first hook sets will rip out the crotch gusset and allow the lower sets of hooks to imbed in the delicate tissue of her opponents labia and clitoris to shred her vulva destroying her sexual identity as the boot is quickly withdrawn. A properly executed cunt crusher blow is psychologically  as well as physically devastating as it requires reconstruction of the shredded vulva and no women I know who have been the victims of a successful cunt crusher attack have ever worn ballet boots again even in the bedroom.

To try to avoid presenting an opening for an opponent to deliver a cunt crusher knowledgeable ballet boot wearer’s realize they are vulnerable when directly facing an opponent when fighting and close enough for an adversary to get her boot hooks against her vulva, which explains why women in cunt crushers, even when talking with friends, rarely face each other directly, but stand at an angle with a hip forward in a defensive stance. This stance is stressed in training classes, but also seems to occur naturally from the subconscious urge for self preservation.  

Spider filament laces: In an earlirer post I extolled the advantages of wearing titanium alloy laces in Gepettos ballet boots.  There was a down side as the laces were difficult to adjust and hard to clean. Jeff at Labia Labs has just produced synthetic spider silk that is wonderfully flexible and light while as strong as steel and when woven into boot laces can be as easily tied as typical cloth laces while being virtually impossible to cut, which could be a problem if the EMTs were trying to cut an injured fighter out of her boots, but otherwise a huge plus from a wear or fighting standpoint.  

So Bea, Cyndi, Yardley, Anya and I spent several hours yesterday afternoon replacing all the titanium laces in our ballet boots with spider filament laces. I know it’s probably my imagination, but the boots feel lighter and the laces are such a pleasure to tie. I experimented with a training dummy trying to use my lace slitter heels to cut the spider filament laces on its boots and couldn’t do it which was personally comforting; I just hope spider filament laces don’t become generally available. 

Adolph’s Halloween party: I was CD14 and ovulated on October 31^st and had an exhausting, but amazing time with several of my favorite men at his party. I had intended to write about the party today, but there were some complications, he seems to be missing at least two girls who disappeared during the festivities and says he’s not sure where they are. They are two lovely young Eastern European ballet dancers supposedly in the U.S. on green cards both of whom were working as dive assistants in his deep water training facility. There are rumors that both may be pregnant. Adolph has a long record of impregnating his women assistants so if true that wouldn’t be unusual.

A disquieting aspect of their disappearance is that he had the wood chipper going, running pigs through it to see the horror on guest’s faces as the gore spewed from the chipper, so it’s not entirely certain that one or both didn’t disappear that way, although he promised he wouldn’t do that again. The guests were standing in raincoats on the output side of the chipper watching the blood, shredded flesh and bits of bone splatter against a polyurethane tarp and slide into a large vat so I don’t think anyone would have known the difference if two 110 pound women went through the chipper with the noise it was making, unless some one was hit with scraps of a latex catsuit or possibly part of a diaphragm spring since both girls had Reflexions flat springs inserted for flood control as they were to perform a demonstration dive later in the evening. When they didn’t show up for their performance was when Adolph discovered they were missing. They are still being searched for.

 

Wall-fucked

Beavertail jacket for wall-fuck protection


The photo: The crotch of a beavertail jacket can give a novice wearer a false sense of security as she is safely protected only from being groped. Our male escorts use Hitachi Magic Wands placed just under the zipper between the twist latches to stimulate a student’s clitoris through the neoprene of her jacket. Most of women find it a surprising and extremely intense experience when they reach orgasm very quickly even if she typically has difficulty reaching orgasm. The first time I had a Hitachi wand used on me that way I was in a pair of Gepetto’s pointe boots modeling a beavertail jacket and the photographer wanted a more wanton and exhausted look and suggested my dresser use the wand on my clit right through 5mm of neoprene! I had a Penetrator plug inserted at the time and she positioned the wand right over the clit cup. It set the entire plug vibrating so the nerves around my introitus were super stimulated at the same time as my clit. I was almost instantly gasping in ecstasy! It was totally unexpected! The boots prevented me from falling off pointe and breaking an ankle, but my knees gave way and she caught me before I went over backwards. My reaction put the very look on my face the photographer wanted.

St Lucy’s ballet Summer Intensive: as a fun elective during our SI we are offering an introduction to dive-sex for students 18 or older. They must have a photo-ID (driver’s license or student ID) showing they are of or over the age of consent. Even so, some look like they are hardly 15 especially since they all have waxed pubes, which is almost a must in most good ballet schools these days and they must already be sexually active. Every student who can swim is taking the course. They are given thorough pelvic exams to ensure that their anatomy is capable of normal penile vaginal activity and I’ve fitted them all with strapless FemCaps to prevent having water forced into the uterus if the vagina floods, which it often does. I also fit the students who will have their periods during the SI with flat spring latex diaphragms for flood insurance during their periods. A FemCap will provide some thrust buffering if a partner can reach the wearer’s cervix, but a diaphragm will provide little to none. So the girls who like rough sex (we ask) are also fitted with latex diaphragms.

Beavertail protection: The students wear retro-style beavertail jackets (with twist lock fasteners) in the heated training pool and use short 80 cu ft aluminum tanks so they don’t need additional weight in the form of a weight belt that would prevent unzipping the jacket. The ‘water flush’ inherent in the twist lock fastener arrangement isn’t a problem since the jackets are being used in warm water and will be open much of the time anyway. The beavertail provides warmth, quick access and back protection both in and out of the pool when the student is being wall-fucked. The students are also fitted with pool-pointes, silicone rubber pointe shoes with polymer shanks that they can wear into the pool and to which weights can be attached on the platforms. The girls wear FFMs so they don’t have to worry about losing their mouthpiece if they scream when their cervix is hit or during orgasm and cool dry air across the lens keeps the mask from fogging.

Males in tails: The male partners for dive-sex training are escort candidates who need the training to build stamina and improve their technique. The males also wear beavertail jackets so the students have an opportunity to learn to undress a male diver. The girls love how attentive the men are and often develop a crush on the man they have been having intercourse with daily for three weeks, but for the guys it’s just an amazing summer job, which for the majority of the students is probably the most upsetting part of the course. We don’t tell them that ahead of time. All the men mount bareback even when out of the pool so the students can become accustomed to dealing with needing protection all the time having live sperm pumped into them several times a day – and learn how to Kegel most of it out – and deal confidently with coitial discharge.

We have had no unintended pregnancies during the SI this year, but it’s early yet. We test for hCG when the student arrives and then once a week and at the end of the course. Pregnancy test kits are available from student health 24/7 so if a student thinks she needs to test she can. We encourage students to have IUDs placed before arriving, but many are on the pill and so some forget to take them regularly or may take meds that interfere with the contraceptive hormones effectiveness which can lead to complications.

Wall-fucked: One of the first sexual intercourse positions a female dive-sex student learns is being taken when backed against a wall, wall-fucked, because that’s what happens most often, either against a dressing room or pool house wall or the pool wall itself. Initially she’s taken in a small encounter salle used as a dressing area where she can get used to putting on the beavertail jacket (with her partner’s help) over a thong bikini and learning to fasten the twist lock closures holding the neoprene snugly over her vulva. She learns to check that her FemCap is inserted and is covering her cervix before inserting 10 ml of silicone based DiveGel+ from a disposable applicator into her vagina. She will need the DiveGel for lubrication when penetrated underwater. Each student dives with several spare applicators of the silicone gel in case she needs additional lube while underwater. We tell the students to wear an old bikini because it’s difficult to get the lube out of a swimsuit.

Almost all of the students try at least once to be penetrated while balanced en pointe to feel the tightened grip from their clenched pelvic muscles. Wearing pool pointes for this is often ideal because the boxes will flex with the wearer’s weight when she is out of the water while the polymer shanks provide the needed support. I like watching a student get wall fucked for the first time en pointe because it’s such a transitional experience for most of them taking penetrative sex to a higher plane because it’s a far more intense encounter. Often she is shocked by her partner’s size and wonders if she can handle his length, especially when she is backed against the studio or pool house wall so she is not as deep as when entered from behind. We try to anatomically match partners with students being taken against a wall, with the larger men going with those who have shown an interest in rough sex. We are proud of the size of our male escort’s equipment most of which is 8’or longer and at least 2’ in diameter, so our students are provided an amazing penetrative experience!

I love watching a new SI student who thinks she is experienced and enjoys rough sex being entered by her trainer for the first time. He backs her against the wall, unzips and unfastens the twist locks of her beavertail, has her rise sur les pointe a la seconde and fingers her clit while fondling her breasts and sucking her nipples. Once she is wet he is gentle and enters her slowly and in stages, but when he reaches her greatest depth and still has more to give things get interesting. He can fondle her clit and get her smoking hot and she may tent a bit more, but he will usually still pound her cervix and when their pelvises slam together she is lifted off the platforms of her pointes as he puts his entire weight behind his thrusts. There are gasps and moans, mewing, whimpers and often screams as he force fits himself completely inside her while she quivers, pants and occasionally faints due to the pressure on her G-spot and cervix from his size and the uncontrolled spasming of her vaginal muscles during orgasm. It’s then that the neoprene of her jacket protects her back while her bun or high ponytail protects her head from being repeatedly and violently slammed against the wall by the force of his thrusts. In a surprisingly short time most of the students learn to like being taken that way, but occasionally there are one or two who are injured so badly that they have to withdraw from the course.

Hairless pubes

A gorgeous ‘Rim Look’ vulva after a Labiaplasty

‘J’ on Shaved Pubes: “Shaved pubes, they demonstrably feel better than ones with hair both to the shaved person and the one who contacts their shaved pubes. And hair DOES filter or interfere with sensory inputs such as the feel of silk, or leather or latex or anything thing for that matter-- even skin. Do they look better? One could argue that the hair is not an enhancement to their form and beauty they way it is on the head for example where it can and is a powerful component of beauty, attraction and sex appeal - or the reverse. Women seem to shave their pubes much more than men and in some cultures being hairless below the neck is consider normal for women. How do women and men feel about male shaved pubes? Is it more or less manly... makes no different... or perhaps it is considered submissive to maintain shaved pubes.”

Body hair at St. Lucy’s: After reaching puberty almost all the students at St Lucy’s have all their body hair, with the exception of scalp hair and eyebrows, routinely removed. For swimmers and dancers it enhances the line of their bodies by allowing wearing of small tightly fitting swimsuits, leotards or tights w/o the possibility of hair showing at the leg-line or through the material of her clothing. Most seem to prefer waxing, but a few use depilatory creams or shave their pubes. Once a girl starts going hairless the process is high maintenance since stubble makes a girl seem that she doesn’t care about her intimate appearance and ‘stubble burning’ a partner is a huge turn-off. In addition, stubble can catch on tight fabrics or destroy thin latex. Removing the hair then spraying on a hair inhibitor will, over time, reduce the frequency of hair removal procedures. And if you wax long enough – I’ve been waxing for more that 20 years – less and less hair grows back each time which makes waxing now much easier. However, it also means that I can’t go back to wearing a full bush because I don’t have the hair for it any more.

From the perspective of sexual intercourse hairless pubes enhance the experience for both partners since it minimizes the chances of bush burn and getting hair caught on fingers, zippers or teeth. Most women I know like the clean smooth lines of hairless pubes as it makes their vulvar self-examinations much easier and displays rouged labia to their best advantage. The soft, smooth, hairless flesh of her vulva feels better to her partner and also allows a woman who likes to watch herself being fucked a better view of her partner’s shaft moving in and out of her. There is a school of thought that says hairless pubes are favored by men with pedophilic tendencies because it makes a woman look more childlike. I can’t speak for men in that regard, but for young athletic women with ballet or swimmers bodies the muscle toning of hard, high, tight buns, beautifully shaped legs, hard flat bellies and small, but distinctive breasts leave no doubt that the women are past menarche and are sexually mature and many because of their physical development look older than they are. There are some men who would rather feel and smell a woman’s thick, soft bush and think her pubic pelt retains the bouquet of her vaginal scents for longer, but a swimmer or dancer can’t wear even a well trimmed ‘butch bush’ and look good in swim and dancewear not to mention thin translucent or transparent fetishwear.

The asymmetrical vulva: Women’s genital faces, our vulvas, like the faces on our heads are quite distinctive and come in different shapes, colors and textures of the tissues making up our external genitals. A down-side of hairless pubes for some women can be that they have asymmetrical labia or a large clitoris which, when hairless, presents for immediate and embarrassing scrutiny. Aesthetic Vaginal Surgery also know as “Vaginal Rejuvenation,” “Aesthetic Vaginal Surgery,” “Cosmetic Vaginal Surgery,” or “vaginoplasty,” that resurfaces and tightens the tissues is the answer to that problem and the staff of board certified Urogynecology specialists in our sister Cosmetic Vaginal Surgery center can give any woman a beautiful vulva to rival any porn star.

My story: I’ve been shaving or having my pubes waxed since I was in my mid teens when I was a favorite of Father Tom the parish priest who inducted me into a secret rite of the Church for which he needed to wear a condom. In the process of my ‘purification’ for the induction he showed me how to shave down there, he was so gentle and an expert at it and he would shave me himself each week. He used to say my ‘lily’ was the most beautiful flower in God’s garden. After a few months I was fitted with an Ortho All-Flex diaphragm (to use for flow control when I was manstrual) and I wore it with spermicide when I went to the rectory for counseling. He was so relieved the day I showed him my new diaphragm and I agreed that he could stop using condoms. We practiced that rite during my weekly counseling sessions with him for two years, until I left for SAB. Even after I Kegeled out as much of his load as I could, I could still feel his semen draining out of me – I quickly learned to put a mini-pad in my thong - as I rode my bicycle back to school. He said he found counseling me relaxing and our sessions renewed his determination to help others in the parish. I imagine he did as he took me at least twice each time I was alone with him. At 14 I wasn’t nearly as inexperienced or as naive as he thought and knew he just lusted after my ballet body, but it was my opportunity to get off-campus for several hours unmonitored and I made the most of it.

Men with hairless pubes: I think hairless pubes look masculine on a man! A man having hairless pubes also lets a woman see if her prospective partner has any lesions or sores in his pelvic area that could be signs of STIs if she isn’t familiar with his sexual history. Another thing women like about hairless pubes on men is they allow more reliably presentation of a man’s package in his Speedo slingshot,– truth in packaging - without his manhood being masked by a thick pubic pelt. I haven’t conducted a thorough survey on the subject, but the women I’ve talked to in escort candidate classes and students at St Lucy’s prefer men with hairless pubes. However, there is a huge caveat; they want the men to maintain their hairlessness properly and shave or wax regularly. Stubble burn in the pelvic area is painful and unsightly and men, if they are going to go hairless, need to maintain a smoothly shaved condition if they intend to be successful pussy hunters.

For my readers: Here’s an opportunity to vote on whether you think men are more masculine to shave their pubes, or not and if you prefer a woman to have hairless pubes or a neatly trimmed bush. Leave me a comment and let me know what you think, ok? ”Entries will be judged on originality, aptness and directness of thought.”

The Beavertail as a training suit

An escort and her trainer during a beavertail encounter

The beavertail jacket: when both men and women escorts begin dive-sex training wearing wetsuits we start them out wearing beavertail jackets. That’s because when closed the beavertail provides a feeling of being safely covered in thick rubber while displaying the wearer’s legs, and breast cleavage if the throat is unzipped a bit. An instructor acting as an aggressive partner quickly rids the student of any thought that her body is being protected by the 5 mm neoprene skin of her wetsuit. In less that a second her instructor has operated the twist latches holding the crotch of her beavertail in place and yanked down the front zipper leaving the students breasts and vulva visible and vulnerable to being fondled. The student has gone nearly instantaneously from being flirtatious showing off her beautiful body while it is unattainably encased in dive rubber to being at the mercy of her partner’s desires.

The first few times that happens during training the student is so shocked she is liable to freeze and become passive or panic and try and escape. At that point the student has lost any control she might have had at the first of the encounter and unless she is a submissive will have to struggle to regain any control over her partner’s actions. What we do during training is to introduce as many unexpected actions by a partner as possible so that the trainee learns to be alert for almost anything that s/he might do and thereby be able to turn the situation to her own advantage. Once the student realizes that she is vulnerable every time she is with a partner and especially in the hostile environment where underwater sex is practiced and she is relying on her dive gear for survival it concentrates her mind enabling her to focus on survival skills as well as the pelvic skills necessary to graduate with honors.

Negative effects of using a Sybian: A reader asked about the negative effects of using a Sybian machine. You should always use a condom when riding someone else’s Sybian or one at a health club because you don’t know what the sexual history of other users is. You can hurt yourself if you don’t use plenty of lube and run the RPMs up with the plug inserted, but that can be avoided by taking care how you use the machine. I think the biggest negative for skilled long term Sybian users is that the sensation is so much better than a man can provide and the orgasms are unbelievable intense that we have had women have seizures while having a Sybian encounter. Counter intuitively the intensity of Sybian encounters can be a negative because it can encourage masturbation with the Sybian rather than the intimacy of sex with a male partner. And of course there is no danger of impregnation from riding a Sybian.

On the down side there isn’t the erotic scent of male sweat and the accompanying pheromones, the caress of his fingers, the softness of his lips as he latches on to your nipples and tries to breast feed while he is giving you a clitoral orgasm. Or during penetration the amazing feel of skin-on-skin as he pushes his massive shaft deeper and deeper while totally unprotected so he can successfully transfer his male fluid filled with hundreds of millions of sperm. Riding a Sybian you miss the sound of his shallow breathing and the crush of his arms around you as he approaches orgasm and his grunts and the increased speed and power of his trusts as he batters you with his pelvis and rams the tip of his rod into your cervix as he pumps and dumps spewing sperm as deep into you as he can.

Lemons at St Lucy’s: Half a fresh lemon (cored to fit over the cervix) is a natural spermicidal barrier (made famous by Don Juan) if a girl has forgotten her pills or contraceptive device and is w/o a better alternative. At St Lucy’s there is so much emphasis put on using an effective means of contraception that as a prank some years ago one of the 6th form students put a large ceramic bowl of fresh lemons and a sharp paring knife on a sideboard in the rotunda of the administration building and it has become a school tradition to keep a bowl of fresh lemons and paring knife in that very spot as a reminder of each student’s contraceptive responsibility.

It has also become a traditional part of the initiation into the ballet club to have new members wear a half lemon as a cervical cap for their first penetrative sex en pointe in a public place. Not on Las Vegas Boulevard (The Strip) of course, that comes later, just in the rotunda of Conception Hall, the administration building, at midnight with other members of the club as witnesses. The inductee can have a boyfriend take her or spring for a studley escort purchased for the evening. The inductee continues to use her usual effective method of contraception since the half lemon is only symbolic of the new member becoming publicly sexually active in the club. The lemon has long been a symbol of longevity, purification, love, and friendship.

An enquiring reader asks: “Just what is St Lucy’s? Is it a real finishing school or what is your angle just to teach young women how to seduce en pointe? And why the name St Lucy, are you of catholic roots, and do you know she had her eyes yanked out.”

Actually the details of St Lucy’s martyrdom are a bit sketchy. But yes, I know the story of her being blinded. I prefer her story as told in Jacobus de Voragine’s The Golden Legend. And yes, the school is an elite girl’s finishing school. I intentionally chose the name St Lucy’s as a nom de conte (a fictitious name in a story) to provide a name filled with irony for one of the most farsighted and liberal girls schools in the country. In today’s society a young woman needs to hone all the skills she possesses and her body and innate seductive tendencies need nurturing if she is to compete effectively for what she wants. I’m fortunate to be able to help train St Lucy’s students for their roles in the upper levels of society.

Drysuit Masturbation

An escort dumping air to masturbate

Drysuit masturbation: The image accompanying his entry shows an escort (nude in her red rubber Avon) using the dump valve on her right wrist to release air from her suit to allow the rubber to compress tightly around her. The suit squeezing her nipples and vulva in the folds of the heavy rubber provides amazingly erotic stimulation during submerged masturbation.

In my Advanced Sexual Techniques class at St Lucy’s I identify girls who are skilled and interested enough that they would benefit from a privately taught short-course in drysuit masturbation. Since there are no DSM candidates in my current AST classes it has given me the time to teach those skills to Cyndi and Gigi who are exceptionally inquisitive about little known sexual techniques and anxious to master them themselves.

There are two ways that a woman can masturbate in a drysuit. First is the ‘chance’ method which I find unsatisfactory as it has high failure and frustration levels. But if a woman wants to try it the method requires only a well fitting drysuit, a good silicone lube and plenty of time underwater. It can be practiced in shallow water in a deflated drysuit. The folds of the drysuit fabric are hand manipulated over the wearer’s well lubed erogenous zones, nipples, clitoris and vulva and if done correctly it can result in a very satisfactory clitoral orgasm. I had an unintentional chance orgasm in a drysuit while testing my first DUI suit years ago in a deep quarry in Virginia and it was a major and very pleasant surprise.

The second way is by planning to masturbate to orgasm which takes two pieces of specialized battery powered and remotely controlled equipment; an internally worn G-spot vibi and a clitoral vibi worn in a Grope-cup. The grope cup is a latex thong with a wide waistband worn low on the hips that covers the mons pubis. It has a pocket in which the vibi fits and is held firmly in place over the clitoris. The G-spot vibi has the usual anti-expulsion ridge that fits behind the pubic bone to hold it snugly against the urethral sponge and prevents vaginal contractions during orgasm from expelling the vibi. The grope cup with its clitoris vibi is fitted to the individual woman whose pubes must be waxed for it to fit correctly, and it caresses either side of her clitoral shaft. There is a version of the clit vibi that will stimulate the head of the clitoris but the heads of most women’s clitorises are so sensitive that being stimulated there is painful. A head stimulator is typically used for women who have pelvic nerve damage that has desensitized their clitoris.

Self catheterization: Catheterization separates the dedicated drysuit masturbators from the occasional or merely curious. For serious long duration multiple orgasm dry suit masturbation the dedicated women always self catheterize. That’s to prevent peeing all over themselves in the drysuit or wearing a diaper which ruins the feel of being squeezed by the rubber from water pressure compressing the air in the suit. Catheterization is not as uncomfortable as you might imagine – I was scared of inserting my own catheter the first few times, but I managed - and it is easy to learn self catheterization techniques with lidocaine to numb the urethra and taking doxycycline for a few days afterward to minimize the chance of getting a UTI from the catheter. The grope cup has an opening and tube clamp for the catheter drain tube that holds it securely to prevent it being accidentally pulled out during the dive and the collection bag is worn on the inside of the leg.

Most drysuit masturbators prefer to dive in cool water as the suits – especially rubber ones - can get very hot when the wearer is aroused. Avon drysuits are preferred because the smooth rubber interior surface of the suits folds are slippery with sweat and the divers body lube and pinch really well, but won’t scratch or cut when the suit is deflated to compress her nipples and vulva. And, diving nude (except for a grope cup) allows the wearer to feel the smooth rubber against her skin all over her body. You can often tell when a woman in a drysuit is masturbating because she will frequently flood her mask to get cool water on her face to flush the sweat out of her eyes and clear the fog from the faceplate.

An A-list actress’s abortion: Returning readers will remember that in my December 5, 2009 entry: ‘Hollywood and bi-sexual actresses’ Robin was fucking an A-list bi-sexual actress who needed to be preggers for her role as a single girl who has an abortion. The actress successfully conceived from a full week of sex with him while she was fertile and has been filming her vein marked swollen breasts and instances of her heaving her guts out during morning sickness. She was more than ready to have her pregnancy terminated so the company set up in the procedure room they had built before Christmas and the cams recorded her EVA (electric vacuum aspiration) as the tissue from the fetus was sucked into a transparent collection jar. Her cervix was so tight they had to dilate her a bit but once the cannula was inserted it went quickly and she was very glad it was over. She is wearing a Milex diaphragm for a few days and shouldn’t have penetrative sex for at least two weeks but otherwise she is fine. She celebrated by taking her husband and her female partner out for a steak dinner.

Sexual activity and sexual health

Enjoying an al fresco Class in NYC

Escorts and sexual health: The breasts and vulva of an escort get very heavily used and often abused so they need to pamper themselves when possible. Lanolin cream is used as a soothing nipple moisturizer and 2% estrogen cream is great for vulvar and vaginal tissue lubrication and flexibility. In addition, because of the number of different partners an escort has, they need some protection from bacterial vaginosis (BV) which isn’t an STI, it’s like a yeast infection where one of the bacteria’s usually resident in the vagina becomes dominant and the overgrowth of that bacteria can cause problems up to and including PID which can cause scaring of a girls fallopian tubes resulting in sterility. A man introduces his own set of bacteria into his partner’s vagina upsetting her vaginal pH. Over time a girl usually adjusts to her boyfriend’s bacteria but with a new partner or partners and new sets of bacteria sometimes the adjustment can’t be made and an overgrowth and BV occurs. BV is one of the most common problems a sexually active woman can have and since often BV is asymptomatic she doesn’t realize she has a problem.

Because of the number of men available at one of my Holiday parties and the fact that the girls will be sampling the delights of as many of them as we want I got a case of SemécidePlus in 10ml prefilled applicators from the clinic. Returning readers will remember Semécide (which is dive-gel with a spermicide added) from earlier blog entries. SemécidePlus is something new for the U.S. that is in clinical trial for sex workers. It has a biocide in it to stabilize the vaginal pH. Something similar (dive-gel isn’t the binder) is being trialed in Europe under a different name and has been very successful in minimizing yeast and BV infections so I thought since Marie-Claude, Shelly, Cyndi, Diané and Fiona weren’t used to having this many men over such a short interval it would be a good idea to have something that will reduce the likelihood that any of us will have a problem. Anya, Taryn and I are the most sexually active with multiple partners and weekly testing shows we haven’t had problems, but it never hurts to have a bit more protection. Dive-gel lube is absolutely necessary for dive-sex, so it was no additional trouble to use SemécidePlus instead. So far this weekend we have been obliging any man who is interested in sampling our depths and things are going very well. Of course Ibuprofen is standard to reduce the amount of spotting from having our cervixes rammed and the pelvic discomfort from our montes veneris being pounded by a partner’s pubic bone.

Reader’s questions:

About noise while diving: “I would assume the echoing of all the valves and bubbles are intensified with the density of the water as well. You might have to, when you blog about that, compare pool orgies to open-water ones”

Sound transmission through water is determined by water temperature and density, the colder the water the denser it is. Pool water density is affected primarily by its temperature which in the pit – unless I have the thermocline pumps and chiller turned on – is kept constant with temps in the mid-80s for comfortable dive-sex w/o overheating. The speed and strength of sound can vary depending on particulate matter in the water, but for commercial pools with clear water the size is so small that to the human ear any differences are undetectable. It’s the pool walls or other hard surfaces of equipment in the pool that reflect the sounds of divers breathing equipment. There may also be background noise from circulator and drain pumps if a diver holds her breath to catch the lowest level sounds.

My experience in the open water of the bay at my place on Virgin Gorda is that there is a good bit of ambient sea noise of the waves and surf and if there are porpoise near by you can sometimes hear them communicating with a series of clicks, tweets and squeaks. Sea water is denser than fresh water primarily because of the dissolved salt, but again it is temperature that can affect sound transmission. Temperature gradients, thermoclines, can cause sounds to be amplified or disappear, but my experience has been that thermoclines are usually deeper than recreational divers go, especially for dive-sex because the temperature drops the deeper you go. SCUBA noise in an open ocean environment has always seemed to be a bit less noticeable, perhaps because there is so much going on visually to occupy my attention. And of course there are usually no confining walls – unless you are diving an abyssal wall - for the sound to reflect back from when diving open water.

Football on Thanksgiving Day: A reader asked if I follow football teams, and if so which ones. The answer is no and yes. No, I’m generally not into sports, other that those involving sex. But if I’m with a group that is watching football as they were on Thanksgiving then yes I will root for teams located in cities where I have danced or gone to school. If neither of those criteria is met I’ll flip a coin. For the games on Thanksgiving:

1. Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions I flipped a coin and got Detroit. Packers’ over the Lions, 34-12
2. Oakland Raiders at Dallas Cowboys. I rooted for Oakland because I danced in Oakland. Cowboys over the Raiders 24-7. Sigh!
3. New York Giants at Denver Broncos I rooted for the Giants because I went to school in NY. Broncos over Giants 16-6. In football I was 0 for 3 for the day! Go figure! Sigh! I did far better with other sports!

Other teams I favor if I happen to watch are:
Houston Texans … I know, but its because I danced in Houston.
Philadelphia Eagles (even though they signed Michael Vick) because I danced in Philadelphia.

The good news: Thanksgiving day I was very pleased to see that the availability of sex was of far more interest to the guys than football. I’m not sure that any of the males, even Jeff who probably has the lowest sex drive of the group, watched much football. And the Brit Major, Colin, who came with Fiona – I think primarily as a body guard – has had Cyndi, Shelly, Anya and Diané already. Perhaps he isn’t staying close to Fi because she is in a guarded perimeter (though guarded perimeters didn’t stop Tareq and Michaele Salahi recently at a location supposedly better guarded than this one – testimony to what a thin, pretty, blond can do when she wants to) and Colin probably doesn’t often find himself in such a bountiful garden of earthly delights. When I asked Fi about that she said she had given him permission to graze as long as they were inside my home. I was surprised that he had bedded Cyndi, Fiona’s 16 y/o daughter, and bedded her first. Fi said he is recruiting for MI6 and she wanted Colin to test Cyndi for possible recruitment after she completes her Oxbridge education. She said aristocratic Brit-chicks with enquiring minds and raging libidos do well in the SIS.

Those of us who can are wearing leather pointe shoes and Wolford string body suits to show off our assets. I am barelegged to allow immediate access. I just bend over and my partner pulls the thong to one side. Most of the other girls are in thongs too, but a few are wearing skirts as well. The girls who can’t wear pointes confidently, Diané and Fiona, are alternating between ballet slippers for comfort and pairs of 5” stripper’s heels to wear when being penetrated from behind. I’ve taken Fi to Gepetto’s for Pleasure boots, but she isn’t an enthusiastic wearer and doesn’t have the skill developed by years of pointe to wear them confidently. So I think it’s problematic as to whether Fi will actually hunt men while wearing ballet heels.

Sex in a flooded dry suit – a preview: Thanksgiving morning turned out to be a bit different, and far more exciting, than I expected! I have a new DUI drysuit that I was practicing with in the pit. I was practicing getting out of inversions and I’ll admit showing off a bit. If the diver is using a drysuit to provide buoyancy control and accidentally becomes inverted s/he loses the ability to control buoyancy. If the diver can’t get out of the inverted position (her booties pointing toward the surface and her head down) she can end up with an uncontrolled ascent which can cause decompression sickness (DCS) and death. Jacques was in the pool with me as my buddy. [His ears have cleared and he can equalize easily all the way to the bottom of the pit. Thanks to those who have asked about him.] One thing led to another as it often will with a man and it ended up with him helping me get out of a perfectly good fully functioning drysuit for dive-sex at the bottom of the pit. It was a first for us both! It will take too long to write about the experience now but I promise to in the near future.

The advantages of thongs

A heavily embroidered fishnet and lace thong

The advantages of thongs: If you must wear something for pelvic protection then a thong can be hidden under a tight skirt or shorts. No panty lines and you can be confident that fertile fluid and a certain amount of coitial discharge will be absorbed by the cotton liner. I like to wear nothing under a skirt or shorts in warm weather that way I’m more readily accessible in case an opportunity with a man arises. Of course in cold weather I’m in tights and leather or latex so then my accessibility becomes part of foreplay. In warm weather I carry a thong along with condoms at parties or private dinners. That way if I have a quickie he can use a condom. The thong is in case the condom bursts I can Kegel out most of his load and slip into the thong so I won’t be draining all evening on my skirt and the hostess’s upholstery. Of course for that application I use a G-string with a microfiber cup and very absorbent liner.

Choose carefully: Care needs to be taken in choosing heavily embroidered thongs because body type and weight will determine what will be comfortable. For starters of course your pubes should be totally waxed as there is nothing more off-putting to a man than to see pubic hair sticking out around a tiny jewel of a thong meant to sheathe the most intimate and beautiful part of an aroused woman, her vulva. Ideally, to wear a deeply embroidered crotch, the wearer should have a wide pelvis and well toned thighs. There is nothing worse than being trapped in a thong the embroidery on which is scratching your thighs when you are trying to be seductive or are in public where you can’t get out of it.

An attention getter: A deeply embroidered front panel is helpful when rubbing yourself against a man’s thigh to get his attention. The texture of the embroidery increases friction significantly – even through thick wool trousers - so you are impossible to ignore. Another fun thing about a heavily embroidered front panel is that the stitching on back of the embroidery presses against the clitoris, even through the soft cotton crotch liner so it can be a massive turn-on for some girls and quite distracting to others. Women were distracted by our thongs while driving long before cell-phones and text messaging came along.

Thongs as scent pads and favors: Thongs make wonderful scent pads. I use my different natural scents at various times in my cycle to attract men I’m near. My estrogenic pheromones just seem to work really well that way and I teach my ballet students to be confident while dancing en pointe in their thongs. A thong is marvelous for use in showing off our glutes beautifully toned and clenched when we are balanced on our pointes. And, a thong scented by our natural pelvic musk as well as coitial discharge makes a wonderful gift, a memento of a memorable encounter to a fave man! I suppose it’s natural to wonder as a new man penetrates me for the first time, will he will be thongworthy?