Sunday, March 20, 2011

Chips & Chicks; RFID & vaginal rubber

75 mm Milex with chip implanted in dome extrusion nub.

It’s Spring again: For those of us in the Northern Hemisphere today is the Spring equinox, the first day of Spring! Happy spring everyone!

The RFID chip at Naughty’s: I’ve written about the use of RFID chips - at St Lucy’s and also with our escort trainees - placed in the domes of diaphragms and used to tell who isn’t wearing their gas-guard for dive-sex class and for identity checks when everyone is in rubber catsuits and hoods with only openings for eyes and body cavities. At St Lucy’s we have gone to exclusive use of Milex Omniflex diaphragms for training. Students can still wear other maker’s barriers and Semina (the Barbie Barrier) is popular for social encounters, but Semina doesn’t easily take a chip and the dome isn’t as rugged as Milex. So students must have their Omniflex with its chip inserted to be able to enter the venues for ballet and dive training. Our casino’s female entertainers and wait-staff who have contact with the public at all venues in the casino also have the chips in their barriers worn to provide an extra level of protection from lusty customers and to get quickly through security checkpoints. And recently we began conducting a limited trial of the chips at our cabaret, Naughty Pleasures, to allow women customers who register and have provided results of a current STI panel showing they are free of infections, to have unimpeded access to the lounge and encounter areas. Confidential employee information is encrypted so it can’t be read by off-the-shelf scanners, but the wearer can have unencrypted information that might interest a man put on her chip to increase her chances of a hookup, if not with Mr. Right, then with Mr. Right Now.

Coming soon - ‘There’s an App for that’: Women can also list fetish interests and men with RFID scanners can check them out just strolling by their table (cruising for cunt) w/o saying a word. But that’s a bit TMI so far and no club patron has given our tech anything other than her basic info to input. There is also the fact that person with the reader has to be careful he knows which woman’s chip he’s reading as the directionality of readers isn’t as good as with barcode scanners where the reader is pointed directly at the barcode. I understand Apple’s 4G iPhone should have an RFID reader app shortly. I think it’s already being field tested because I’ve seen a guy in Naughty’s with an Apple device, but when I tried to get a closer look he put it away. In an era of Facebook and Twitter I suppose reading a woman’s ID chip inserted deep in her vagina could give a man an extra thrill, if he knows where she is wearing it, but it also cuts down on the give and take banter of getting to know a person before hooking up with him and gives him an advantage. But it is another step in personal advertising.

The Lorelei insemination getaway package: Adolph is offering an escape package for a niche market, elite young European aristocrats who have specific fertility problems with their spouses. That seems to be a much larger problem with aristocratic European men that one might think, possibly because of inbreeding. Another cause is certainly the age of aristocratic males wedding and bedding much younger women and wanting children by them. What ever the reason there is a market for discrete in person sperm donation among European women of reproductive age and Adolph, working with an upmarket European travel service is offering conception vacations themed to the woman’s impregnation fantasies (rape, dive-sex, rubber encasement and gasmasks and breathplay to name the most popular) and planned around the fertile days of the client’s cycle.

Jacques - whose business and hobby is impregnating minor European nobility - thinks that the availability and luxury of The Lorelei’s six day insemination getaway package will simplify his travel needs, at least for a while by bringing some of his clients to Vegas rather than him having to travel to them. It is expensive, with rates starting at $25,000 USD but that includes round trip transportation by private jet as well as the six day all inclusive stay at The Lorelei and $1,000 worth of chips at our casino.

RFID chips at Splash & Lorelei: Our success with identity chips at St Lucy’s and with escort trainees caused Adolph to embrace use of RFID chips in cervical barriers for female employees at Splash and The Lorelei as well as guests at Lorelei. That way management knows who and where employees are, which can be particularly helpful when they are in encasement suits and otherwise unidentifiable. Returning readers will remember that Adolph had a problem at Splash with an imposter taking a Towel-Girl's diaphragm with her ID chip in it to get past security so chipping vaginal rubber isn’t foolproof, but he hasn’t seen the need to go to biometric scans yet.

I thought requiring guests at The Lorelei to wear diaphragms would meet strong resistance. However, Tanaquil said that aristocratic European women are far more familiar with diaphragms than their American counterparts and are skilled at using them for recreational sex to avoid hormonal contraceptives, and that proved to be the case. Clients identity chips give intimate services personnel the client’s profile, needs and preferences as well as medical information. At check in guests are fitted with a cervical barrier containing a chip with their encrypted information on it. So it’s just a matter of checking the guests fit and sizing accordingly depending on if she has come for an insemination getaway or a few days of all-you-can-take all-the-time recreational sex.

Conception vs. contraception: The fittings for conception vs. contraception are very different since for non-stop recreational sex the largest size the guest can comfortably wear in a flat spring latex Reflexions diaphragm is what she needs to prevent under-thrusting and leakage. A diaphragm fitting for a guest on an insemination getaway is far different requiring that the woman be fitted with an All-Flex – which is the easiest rim to under-thrust - that is at least one size smaller than if it was to be used for contraception and it will be worn ‘dry’, w/o spermicide. That way her insemination partner can easily under-thrust the rim and deposit his semen in the dome. The dome will then hold the semen pool against the tip of her cervix for at least 6 hours. And since these getaways are scheduled for the guest’s fertile days her inseminator’s sperm mix with her fertile cervical mucus and reach her tubes very quickly to await the release of her egg. For All-Flex and Reflexions diaphragms the chip is glued to the inside of the rim where it can’t damage the dome.

1 comment:

  1. I had a comment from a concerned reader that Adolph wasn’t covering his costs for the insemination getaway package being offered by The Lorelei. My reader feels that the cost of the private air charter alone would exceed the cost of the entire package. I’m rather puzzled that this reader is concerned with Adolph’s fee structure, but can assure him and any other readers concerned about Adolph’s financial wellbeing that he knows what he is doing. Actually, since he is just entering the market the profit margin will be smaller than it will be once he is firmly established, but he will still make money.

    What I failed to mention is that ‘Limnaea’, my G550, which I refer to in entries from time to time when I go to Virgin Gorda or on our military hospitals Christmas tours is the aircraft that will be used. When I’m not using ‘Limnaea’ it is available for transport of small high priority items between the U.S and major cities in Western Europe and even in the economic downturn the service has been profitable so stopping in Munich, Vienna or Paris for a Princess seeking insemination and her luggage and providing her with deluxe cabin service is not a problem. As I mentioned, Adolph is tapping a niche market so it’s not as though there is going to be a line of fertile 23 y/os in Jimmy Choos, Armani and carrying Birkin bags waiting for a flight to Vegas.

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I'm a classically trained dancer and SAB grad. A Dance Captain and go-to girl overseeing high-roller entertainment for a major casino/resort