The Halloween ball - One Thousand and One Nights

My Scheherazade costume for the Barony’s first Halloween ball

The photo:  Front view. This is a Rhonda playsuit from Agent Provocateur. I’ll be wearing it as the character Scheherazade for the Blackthorn Barony’s first Halloween ball since I succeeded to the Barony. I chose this photo because the model looks a lot like me as she has a Balanchine body; slim, small breasts, long legs, long neck and red hair. Though my lips aren’t quite as full, my cheekbones are more prominent and her hair not as red as mine. I got two of complete ensembles (playsuit, headpiece and pasties) because I expect an aroused partner may not be as gentle as he should be trying to get me out of it. I love the gold pasties because I can easily breastfeed a thirsty man while wearing a Rhonda suit. The playsuits rose gold and metal were £1,995 each. The Rhonda Headpiece (sold separately) Rose Gold and Metal £925 each. Also, sold separately were the pasties rose gold and metal, £195 each set. Wearing a playsuit and pasties in the great hall in late October is a very chilly experience, even with the main fireplace alight – I’ve already tried it -  so I’ll probably be drinking the Barony’s famous Blackthorn sloe brandy for warmth.

I considered wearing a latex catsuit under it for warmth, but while retaining body heat latex wouldn’t be in keeping with an Arabian woman’s costume at the time the stories in One Thousand and One Nights were first collected hundreds of years ago. However, I can rationalize wearing Gaynor Minden pointes as they display my long perfectly toned legs amazingly and protect my feet from the cold rough stone floor of the Great hall.  

My Rhonda playsuit rear view

The Photo: Showing the snug rear fit of the headpiece, the chains dangling from the pasties and the thong strap disappearing between the buttocks. The chains in headpiece tangle easily in long hair. Fortunately, I have a dresser to fasten me into the playsuit and headpiece or I’d take hours to get into it by myself. It just takes seconds for a man to get me out of it!

Claiming bragging rights: At £3115 for each ensemble; playsuit, headpiece and pasties, excuse me while I go on a bit about this costume especially since I bought two of them because they are delicate and can be easily damaged not to mention difficult to get into and uncomfortable to wear in a drafty castle.

The Playsuit: At £1,995 each. From the AP description:

• “Dazzling in the dark, Rhonda mixes exotic eroticism with Studio 54-style glamour. This exquisite playsuit adorns the body with sweeping chains, cupchains of pink crystal, and textured coin-style motifs in a mix of silver and rose gold colours. Three chains sweep around the neck to meet at a metal hoop, from which more chains drape down to the hips to a row of hoops and hanging chains which glisten and swing seductively as you move. At the back, the playsuit secures at the nape of the neck and the back of the hips, and is decorated with further hanging chains. Wear with our Deziree lingerie set for a show-stopping look. Rhonda is part of our demi-couture collection, Soiree. This is a delicate item that should be handled with care.” No lingerie for me while wearing this for the ball”
• “Details & Fit Available in one size only.
  - Lobster clasp adjustment at centre back waist and centre back neck
  - Perfect for wearing over lingerie or accessorizing with your outfits”
• “Fabrics & care: Main material: Copper and zinc.
  Please handle and store delicate items with care to prevent from snagging.”

The thong-back cup is about the only fabric in the whole suit and with metal chains swinging in the breeze while the suit really makes a statement it is not the most comfortable to wear in the mountains of Wales in a drafty castle. Fortunately, I’ve had my flu and pneumonia shots. 

The Headpiece: Rose Gold and Metal £925

• Product Information: “Dazzling in the dark, Rhonda mixes exotic eroticism with Studio 54-style glamour. With a 1920s influence, this gorgeous head-dress sits closely against the head, with lustrous, black textured coins leading to draped hanging chains and sparkling crystal cup chains in black and rose gold, scattered with textured motifs surrounding your face for a sense of movement and mystery. Wear it with our matching playsuit, sold separately. This is a delicate item that should be handled with care.”
• “Details & Fit: Available in one size only.
  Gunmetal textured pennies with a mixture of Swarovski cupchain and chain.”
• “Fabrics & care: Main material: copper zinc.
  Please handle and store delicate items with care to prevent snagging.”

Pasties: Pasties are pasties, but these are £195 each set! The body adhesive I use, Stick-it, keeps them securely in place and suppresses nipple leakage. I was worried about that, but it seems the chains aren’t too heavy. However, they are cold against my skin!

Sex in a Rhonda playsuit: In case anyone is interested, for vaginal penetration in both missionary or entered from the rear the center back waist lobster clasp must be opened as there is very little give in the fabric part of the thong waistband and none in the Swarovski crystal cupchains when the suit is properly worn. A partner opening the neck and center back lobster clasps can have me out of it in seconds! I’m so glad that I have nude pubes – the hair permanently removed by laser some months ago – as this isn’t a costume that flatters with hair accidently showing around the cup.

My contraceptive protection: On Halloween, I will be CD17 and should have ovulated three days earlier. So, if I’m luteal as I expect to be I can safely go without using any barrier protection to feel the warmth and sensitivity of skin-on-skin during penis-vagina intercourse and have my lover(s) sperm in my tubes with very little likelihood of any of their little swimmers getting me preggers. Just the thought of that makes me wet and start panting.

The origin of Halloween: It is widely believed that many Halloween traditions originated from Celtic harvest festivals which may have pagan roots, particularly the Gaelic festival Samhain, and that this festival was Christianized as Halloween. In my region of Wales Celtic celebrations are still important as is the Celtic Goddess Rhiannon to my estate. The harvest festival was typically celebrated with bonfires, costumes and feasting. As my predecessor’s health declined the estate tradition of celebrating Samhain fell by the wayside. I intend to reintroduce this celebration to the local community.

The Ball theme: Scheherazade is a legendary queen and the storyteller of One Thousand and One Nights. The story goes that Shahryar (the king) found out one day that his first wife was unfaithful to him. Therefore, he resolved to marry a new virgin each day as well as behead the previous day's wife, so that she would have no chance to be unfaithful to him. Knowing this ahead of her night with the king Scheherazade tells him one story and then begins another, but stops mid story and tells him she will finish it the next night. The king agrees and doesn’t behead her and she continues this pattern each night. My guests will dress as characters in Scheherazade's stories such as: Princess Badroulbadour, Morgiana a clever slave girl etc. while the men will dress as Aladdin, Ali Baba, Sinbad the Sailor, Sultan of the Indies, Prince Ali, Prince Hussain and so on.  

Guests: The local Aristocracy, Lord D**** (Tim’s Father) and his wife, Lord A**** (Bryony’s father) and his wife, His Grace the Duke of M**** (Jack’s father) and his mistress, Jack Viscount Sandbach and his fiancé, Ashley and some influential members of Parliament who are also members of the Costume Club, AKA Clever Cunts. The guests from London and Kent arrived on ‘The Dragon’ my two-car traveling office and home on rails which I arranged to be attached to a train coming west through the station at Caersws on the way to Aberystwyth. His Grace flew down by helicopter from his home, Crag Abbey, in the mountains just west of and overlooking Loch Ness. I’m so pleased that everyone invited arrived and the celebration is off to a marvelous start.

STI screening: I hope no one thinks I hold this sort of house party anywhere; Vegas, Lost Cove or here at the castle w/o making sure all the guests have been carefully medically screened for STIs and other communicable diseases, such things as the Zika virus come to mind. My male guests are used to being asked for a current negative full panel STI test and the up-market male and female escorts Tanaquil is providing are all sexually healthy, but I wasn’t sure about how the female guests would react to the request for proof of being sexually healthy. I was pleasantly surprised than none of the wives or girlfriends refused or complained. I suppose they knew what to expect when being invited to a Friday to Monday house party. The Villagers and the Blackthorn Castle staff are pleased to see celebrations being held in the castle again as the previous Baroness was in poor health for the last several years of her life and held none.  Nor, I’m told did she ever ask for STI screening, but of course years ago, when with penicillin just about anything was curable and early pregnancy is easily taken care of by a vacuum aspiration she seems to have felt no need.   

Entertainment: There will be charades for group entertainment, swimming and dive-sex in my pool overseen by Carla, my Divemaster and Tanaquil, who runs Taryn’s Porn empire, will be providing boys and girls (all over the age of consent) for those guests both male and female who would like a change of pace from their regular partner(s) while spending the Friday through Monday House party at Blackthorn Castle.  And, supervised by my head gamekeeper there will be deer and wild boar hunting for anyone who enjoys tramping through the woods, the noise of fired long guns and the smell of burnt powder. Of course, sleeping late or retiring for a “nooner” is certainly permitted and in some instances, may be encouraged.  Chris, my male Gyn from the London women’s clinic, will be on hand to provide contraceptive meds, devices and counseling as needed. 

Weather: The good news is that no rain is forecast for the Friday through Monday celebration. Evenings should dip into the high 30s (F) and the days should reach the low 50s (F) with heavy clouds and fog.   

Location: All the guests will stay in the new (mid-18^th century) wing of the castle that was purpose built to house guests for festivities and has been newly refurbished to bring the suites up to current standards with modern amenities. The ball will be held in the great hall of Blackthorn Castle with fabric hung to suggest near eastern tents. Since the weather in the Cambrian mountains has already turned cold and damp the fireplace will be roaring and the minstrel’s galleries filled with musicians playing near eastern music.

Getting the most from your diaphragm

 

A silicone Caya contoured diaphragm

Repetition: I know I’ve covered this before, but I’m being repeatedly asked about how to get the most from the few styles of contraceptive diaphragms that are still available.

The Photo: The Caya contoured diaphragm was designed to fit women who take the four most often prescribed sizes of traditional diaphragms; 65mm, 70, 75, and 80mm. Caya has a polymer rim spring so there is no worry about wearing it through metal detectors at airports and the slightly matte outer surface of the cervix cup increases a partner’s sensation rubbing against the glans of his thrusting penis. The six bumps on the right side of the rim are grip dimples. There is an identical set on the other side that make gripping and compressing a slippery rim for insertion much easier than the smooth rim of a traditional diaphragm. The dome on the right is the removal dome into which the wearer inserts a finger to break the seal and pull it out.

Disadvantages of the Caya: Women with vaginas smaller than 65mm and larger than 80mm cannot safely wear it. The heat transfer properties of silicone are not as good as latex and in larger vaginas the relief arch tends to rotate a few degrees one way or the other. If rotation is too great the Caya rim can be under-thrust which the relief arch was designed to prevent. Since I am at the upper design limit for the Caya I’m reluctant to wear it for “flood insurance” during underwater sex.

A silicone Milex contraceptive diaphragm

The Photo: The last of the traditional diaphragms still commercially available Milex comes in two rim styles, Arcing and Omniflex (coil spring) rim. It is available in eight diameter sizes, from 60 to 95mm, in 5mm increments. The wide seal flange on the inside of the rim provides a larger surface to seal against the vaginal walls. The two cut-outs in the wide seal indicate where the fingers should be placed to compress the arcing rim for insertion. While the Omniflex (coil spring) rim has the same cutouts the Omniflex can be compressed at any two opposite points on the rim for insertion. The dark round spot in the inside center of the dome is the extrusion nub.

Properly cared for a Milex diaphragm will last several times longer than a latex diaphragm. However, it is still susceptible to deterioration from oils of all kinds as well as silicone lubricants. The stiff silicone dome has much poorer heat transfer properties than does the dome of a latex diaphragm.

One of my latex Reflexions flat spring diaphragms

The Photo: One of my 80mm latex Reflections flat spring rim diaphragms in its case. The curved white polymer device lying above the diaphragm is an ‘introducer’ which aided with insertion of diaphragms with rims of 60mm to 90mm for women with short fingers. 

A major advantage of the latex flat spring over the Caya is that when correctly fitted and properly inserted it is almost impossible for even a mischievous partner to intentionally under-thrust the rim. Other advantages are that silicone lubes can be safely used with a latex diaphragm and the heat transfer properties of the translucent stretchy latex dome are far superior to silicone diaphragms. Another advantage that isn’t generally talked about is that for women with partners who are able to thrust into their anterior fornix a flat spring rim, since it only bends in the plane of the rim, will retain its shape and allow the latex dome to be stretched tight over the tip of the cervix and deep into the anterior fornix. This puts upward pressure on the cervix and therefore the uterus pushing it a few millimeters deeper which makes the bottom of the fornix that much deeper as well.  This cannot be duplicated with Milex and Caya diaphragms because the Milex rims (arcing and coil spring) bend in two planes and the Caya cervix cup is too deep to allow the cervix to be pushed upward by a penis thrusting into the anterior fornix. Another advantage of a Reflexions latex diaphragm is that the raised triangle (with the size of the device in millimeters in its center) on the outside center of the dome can stimulate the glans of a thrusting penis long enough to reach it.

Disadvantages of latex diaphragms: The latex can be easily damaged by oils of all kinds in lubes, vaginal meds and even by perfume on the fingers during insertion. Even when properly cared for a well-used (3+ times a week) latex diaphragm should be replaced every year. The rim of a Reflexions is stiffer to compress and hold (when slippery) for insertion than the Caya and a latex device will develop an odor quicker than a silicone one because the surface of the latex is porous to a small extent.  The odor   developing quicker is seen by scent fetishes as a plus.

However, the main problem with latex diaphragms is that they are no longer commercially available.  I’m fortunate to still have several new Reflexions that I haven’t broken the seals on the boxes, so I should be fine for a while longer. Currently only at Gyn practices specializing in cervical barriers can women be fitted for latex diaphragms custom made with coil, arcing or flat spring rims.

Expressing a diaphragm: For the best protection, a diaphragm should develop a strong seal (suction) in the dome. This seal depends on the flexibility of the vaginal walls with no major irregularities to grip a properly sized and correctly placed rim. A diaphragm with poor suction can be used fairly effectively with plenty of spermicide in the dome, but not as effectively as with strong suction. There is nothing more satisfying to me, from a safety perspective, than to feel the strong suction tug as I break the seal to remove my diaphragm at least six hours after the last act of intercourse (to make sure all his little swimmers are dead) from a long session of love making.

To get the strongest suction possible a wearer should express the air out of the dome or cervical cup with her fingers. Where the most air will accumulate under the dome is in the anterior fornix. The wider the anterior fornix the more air is trapped. Because of the smaller cervix cup there is less air to express from a Caya than a conventional diaphragm dome. Some women can press down and lower the cervix enough that the wearer can express all the air from her anterior fornix with her fingers. But when using fingers there is the possibility of cutting or tearing the dome with a fingernail. Others find it helpful to use a small dildo or the rounded handle of a table knife to force the dome into the anterior fornix to completely evacuate the air. It’s especially important if the wearer is using a diaphragm as “flood insurance” during dive-sex so the hydraulics of a partner’s thrusts will not force water into the wearer’s uterus.   

Channeling Giulietta

The Venetian courtesan Giulietta aboard her Gondola

The Photo: The 24-year-old Parisian ballerina Ludmilla Tchérina costumed as the Venetian courtesan Giulietta, who stole Hoffmann’s soul in the 1951 film The Tales of Hoffmann.  

Channeling Giulietta: Returning readers will recall that in my post of September 29 entitled “Clinching the sale” over dinner Ron and I had discovered we were both Moira Shearer fans and talked about the films she was in. In addition to The Red Shoes we both loved the 1951 film The Tales of Hoffman in which she performed two roles; 1) as Stella a ballerina who (costumed as a praying mantis kills her partner) and; 2) Olympia (a doll that comes to life). We also agreed that another favorite - and to me a very empowering - character in the Hoffmann film was the role Ludmilla Tchérina performed as the Venetian courtesan Giulietta, who stole Hoffmann’s soul.  

So I was astounded when Ron gave me the most amazing compliment as he walked me to the car that would take me back to Blackthorn House. He called me Giulietta! I was very pleased and tried not to blush while thinking he was a lot more perceptive than I first thought! He continued to hold my hand after he helped me into the car and before releasing me he put my hand to his lips and kissed it! I gave him one of my most provocative smiles as he closed the door. I was delighted as I thought of the twenty-four hours we spent together, the intimacies we had shared and thought perhaps our encounter had put him in my thrall. But one can never be certain about these things so early in a relationship and with a man in such an exalted position one should proceed slowly if at all, certainly letting him make the first move if he is interested in a relationship. Sophie was still inside so didn’t see his kiss. I certainly don’t want to beguile him so thoroughly that I take him away from Sophie as he needs a young, lovely and accomplished partner who will give him children since the need to continue his line is a must.

Physically I’m not exactly like the Giulietta who stole Hoffman’s soul and turned it into an exquisite necklace. However, I do have a lovely figure with long shapely legs, high cheekbones and long hair. My hair is red not dark and I don’t often dress all in black as Giulietta does, but it suits her as black is suggestive of the black arts at which she is adept. As much as I admired Moira Shearer and Cyd Charisse for the most part I see them as “good girls.” However, when I go clubbing with girlfriends looking for an encounter I think of myself as channeling Giulietta (she of the feminine art of seduction and a distant relative of my Goddess Aphrodite) since she was a powerful enchantress who could steal a man’s soul by just looking at him. So when I’m dressing for a night of clubbing I insert one of my flat spring latex diaphragms with DiveGel+ (a lube, biocide and spermicide) in the dome to ensure I’ll be ready should an opportunity for an encounter with an ardent and marvelously hunky man appear.

Over the years as I became proficient and confident with my pelvic skills I developed the ability to quickly enthrall a man if I develop a physical interest in him as I can cloud a man’s mind if we lock gazes however briefly. I’m told my look suggests exquisite sexual pleasure in the male mind and I find considerable pleasure and power in clouding men’s minds that way. When I was younger I occasionally (unintentionally) put one of the less interesting men in my thrall enrapturing him with a psychological penis leash. Since I gained full control of my powers that hasn’t happened in a long time.    

Sophie and her slit-kit: As agreed, the next day Sophie came to Blackthorn House, my home on Eaton Square in Belgravia to discuss her training equipment. She is in a private car with smoked windows and comes through the Mews entrance into the rear court so she can’t be identified by people in Eaton Square since seeing her as a regular visitor could start rumors. I welcomed her to Blackthorn House and over tea I presented her with a slit kit that I give all my pelvic students and we went over the uses of the items. It contained:

• 2 flat spring latex diaphragms. One for use and one for backup.
• 1 22mm FemCap for flood insurance during shallow (less than 25 feet) dives.
• 5 10ml prefilled vaginal applicators of silicone based DiveGel+ to be used as a vaginal lube for ballet and dive-sex.
• 4 each of 4 sizes of ultra-sheer latex condoms if her partner askes to use one.
• 6 tampons in her size (Playtex Sport regular) in applicators used to absorb residual discharge after Kegeling coitial discharge if her costume is too revealing to wear a pad.
• 2 packets of hygienic hand wipes for menstrual and coitial discharge.
• 3 pairs of Nitrile exam gloves in case a man who has been eating hot wings with his fingers wants to give a pelvic exam w/o washing his hands.
• 20 25mg sildenafil citrate (Viagra the “Pfizer riser”) tablets. 50mg is the normal dose one hour before sex in case her partner(s) need a performance enhancer.
• 2 1.0-inch diameter sets of Ben Wa balls. One a solid borosilicate glass set weighs a total of 1.3 oz. while the second a solid surgical stainless steel set weighs a total of 4.3 oz. Both are used for vaginal muscle training.
• A place for her Sports Plug for which she had been fitted when she got her diaphragms at my Gyn clinic. The Sports Plug is used primarily to prevent vaginal penetration when being groped, while out with rich men. Like Donald Trump was talking about on the video recently introduced into the U.S. presidential race.

Latex catsuits: Sophie asked me about wearing latex other than her diaphragm, specifically latex catsuits as Ron had mentioned that he thought she would look stunning in one. She saw my latex closet when I was showing her around Blackthorn House and admired my collection. I certainly agree as she has a wonderfully toned athletic figure, a bit curvier than a Balanchine ballerina body, but she has kept in excellent shape by all the ballet training she takes. So we agreed that I would take her to my fave custom latex shop to be fitted for several catsuits if she meets the training schedule we agreed upon to prepare her for Pompoir.

At first I thought I had made a mistake in showing her some of my latex collection. However, rethinking the situation I’m glad she saw it as getting fitted for a latex catsuit is just the thing to increase her incentive – though I don’t think she needed it - to meet or better the schedule we set. When she is properly fitted for a latex catsuit I’ll have her take pointe class with me while we are wearing full latex. That is a huge stamina builder if you begin slowly and stay well hydrated with sports drinks that replace electrolytes as the sweat pours out of the wrist and ankle openings and soaks the pointes so that’s another reason to wear Gaynor pointes as they retain their shape and support when wet and sueded tips minimize the likelihood of slipping on sweat dampened Marley floors.

To be continued…   

Hurricane Matthew: For returning readers who recall that I have a winter get-away in the BVIs – unused in the past year because of the Zika virus - I’ll just mention that as of Monday October 11^th Virgin Gorda where I have a villa on Lost Cove was fortunate to have had Matthew pass to the south and west a few days ago so we avoided major damage from a very large storm. I feel so sorry for the people in Haiti and in the U.S. living on the southern east coast who got battered quite hard.

Who’s Who & What’s What in Jill’s World version 2.2

Jill’s Notes version 2.2 (rev 10-1-2016) * indicates an addition or revision

Who’s who in Jill’s World. Some of my friends:

• Adolph: a good friend and psychopath in Vegas who has a 216 ft. deep dive training facility (the well) and a dive-sex club, Splash and an up-market Spa, The Lorelei, as well as a penchant for making employees disappear.
• Andrea: Was briefly my 5^th ward, but she developed a blood clot from not using proper precautions during dive-sex and so as soon as she was able to travel was sent home to her parents in Germany who are relatives of Adolph.
• Alexei:  A Russian expatriate who is a close neighbor to Blackthorn House in Eaton Square, Belgravia, London and whose daughter Veronika I’m tutoring in pelvic skills.
• Alice: The Duchess of M****, who is separated from His Grace and lives with revolving lovers near my estate on Virgin Gorda.
• Anya: A good friend in her early 30s who travels as a troubleshooter for a multinational company and between assignments has been chaperoning my wards in Vegas for the last few months until they graduated from UNLV and began to attending university in the UK.
• Arthur, His Grace: The Duke of M**** AKA: Himself, His Grace, The Duke, and the Old Bull who is Jack’s father and who has an English title and estates in northern England and Scotland.
• *Ashley:  Jack, Viscount Sandbach’s fiancée a RB ballerina from a noble family who is his current bedmate. She was newly preggers at Christmas 2014 but had a miscarriage at 12 weeks while she was still dancing.
• Bea: See wards. One of my five wards.
• *Mrs. Bridges: Head cook at Blackthorn Castle.
• *Brigitte: The 4^th wife of Lord A****. She was a ballerina with the Paris Opera Ballet and at 26 is younger than Bryony her step-daughter. Brigitte is extremely flexible and is a hypersexual masochist as am I so we understand each other and have become friends since I became Bryony’s mentor.
• *Bryony: See Dryads
• *Carla: Blackthorn Castle’s 29 y/o Divemaster. She worked as a diver out of Aberdeen Scotland on North Sea oil rigs before I hired her full time to oversee the Wells at the castle and accompany me to my villa on Lost Cove on Virgin Gorda when we go for vacation.
• Charles: Chamberlain of the Household for the Blackthorn Barony.
• Chris: my male Gynecologist who moved from Las Vegas to the UK with me in January of 2015 and works at Blackthorn Clinic in London.
• *Claire: See Dryads
• Cyndi: Jack’s sister’s daughter who was one of my wards until she started university at Trinity College Cambridge.
• *Dryads, the: Bryony and Claire First cousins and former ballerinas in their late 20s. Bryony is the daughter of Lord A**** whose seat is at Headlong Hall north of Canterbury in Kent and Claire is the daughter of his younger twin brother. The Dryads are doing research at the Costume Club (Clever Cunts) for their PhDs in Clinical Psychology from University College London. First appearance September 15, 2015 post. 
• Edith Baroness Blackthorn: Edith Sophia Sykes 22^nd Baroness Blackthorn (1911-2014) was 103 when she died in an accident at her ancestral home Blackthorn Castle in Powys, Wales in December 2014. She was my great, great, great aunt from whom I inherited the title, lands and possessions of the Barony of Blackthorn.
• Emily: Lady’s Maid to Edith my predecessor and is now my dresser since inheriting the Barony of Blackthorn
• Elaine: Marvin has turned over my therapy to a young and brilliant female colleague (Elaine for the purposes of this blog) who is on the staff at Blackthorn Clinic and specializes in women’s fetishes and paranormal possession. He thinks she will bring new insights to my case and better help me cope with the responsibilities of being Aphrodite’s high priestess. First appears in August 2015 posts
• Fiona: Jack’s sister who works for the British Government (currently in their embassy in DC) and mother of Cyndi who was one of my wards until she began her studies at Cambridge at the beginning of 2014.
• *Hal: Harold, an 18 y/o ballet dancer who I’m working with to cure his Gynophobia. He first appears in September 2016
• Jack: (John, Viscount Sandbach, a former lover. Though with my various jobs and raging libido I have a multitude of lovers from all walks of life, from escort trainees to extremely wealthy fetish addicts. Son of Arthur Duke of M****
• *Jeff: Owner of and designer at Labia Labs the main office of which is outside Las Vegas. He designs sex toys and the pelvic protector Sports Plug.
• Jenna: The dead wife of my previous psychiatrist, Marvin, Morning Wood. She was a ballerina with then San Francisco Ballet who was killed in a car crash along with their 6 mos. old baby several years ago. Marvin has a fixation that when I’m dressed in her clothes I become Jenna and from her photos we could be identical twins.
• Jill: 23^rd Baroness Blackthorn. I assumed the title in January 2015 upon the death of my great, great, great grandmother Edith 22^nd Baroness at the age of 103.
• Kassandra: Also like me Kassi was put in ballet boarding schools from a very young age and has great beauty, talent and a natural ability to mesmerize men w/o trying. She is also amoral and will say or do anything to get her way if she wants it badly enough. I first met her at Crag Abbey after the Autumnal Equinox on Sept. 23, 2014 and she returned with me and my other wards to Vegas where I placed her with Adolph, who immediately found himself in her thrall, as his personal assistant and Adolph and she have an amazingly passionate relationship. He is happier than I can remember him being in the years I have known him.
• *Lord A****: Father of Bryony one of the Dryads and uncle of Claire the other Dryad.
• *Lord D**** father of Timothy (“Tiny Tim”) a 26 y/o SAS officer and my current main lover who has an estate adjoining Blackthorn Castle.
• Marvin: AKA ‘Morning Wood’ my most recent former psychoanalyst and fetish lover. He helped me come to terms with my responsibilities as a Priestess and handmaiden of Aphrodite. However, he is delusional in that he has a fixation that when I’m dressed in her clothes I am his dead wife Jenna (from her photos we could be identical twins) who was a dancer killed in a car crash with their 6 mos. old baby several years ago. When I moved to Powys, Wales in January of 2015 Marvin came with me and worked as a psychiatrist in the Blackthorn Clinic in London. In the fall of 2015 he moved to Cambridge to teach at Trinity College.
• Mitch: Mitch is a ballet dancer/escort and is Willow’s primary training partner and lover. Mitch is an amazing escort, but he was seen by Vegas stable management as risky because a good many of his clients have gotten pregnant. Not that it was his fault. The clients were all paying for clean, virile, mind blowing, unprotected, penile vaginal intercourse and that’s what he provides, in spades. Mitch has followed Willow to the UK.
• Nikolai: A young (26 y/o) Russian male ballet star who is dancing with the company for the 2015-16 season. I have been asked to be his coach and social mentor. My job as his social mentor will be challenging as he has a tendency to go off the rails in social relationships. He has only been with the company since the first of the year and has already gotten into several situations with young female corps members.
• Odette: See wards. A submissive and one of my previous wards.
• Paul: The father of my wards the Swan Twins (Odette and Odile) who has an adjoining estate to mine on Lost Cove. He is Anya’s lover and they both work as troubleshooters for a multinational company.
• Odile: See wards. A dominant and one of my previous wards.
• Osborne: Head butler of Blackthorn Castle.
• Pirate: who runs the Escort service for my casino and whose escorts provide some of the best sex in Vegas.
• *Ronald (Ron) is in his early thirties and a second son, so he won’t inherit the title unless something happens to his brother, has a military background graduating from Eaton and Sandhurst. He hired me to teach a perspective fiancée pelvic tricks. First appearance September 2016.
• *Seren: (the Welsh name for star) Tim’s 18 y/o second cousin, a college mate of Bea at Cambridge. First appears in the entry for June 2016.
• *Sophia (Sophie) comes from a wealthy merchant family in the midlands. Educated in schools in Switzerland and at Cambridge, she is an avid diver with a strong background in ballet which she has taken continuously since she was five. She is working for a high profile charity organization at this time. First appearance September 2016.
• Tanaquil: A retired French Courtesan who is a procuress as well as running Taryn’s business which she inherited from her parents, the best Porn organization in Europe. She relocated from Munich, Germany and now runs it from Blackthorn Castle and oversees the training of “special students”.
• Taryn: She owns one of the largest and best pornographic studios in the western world. Years ago her parents were killed in a plane crash and a friend of theirs asked me to take her under my wing with my other girls to make sure she grew into a confident and sexually knowledgeable young woman. She went to Trinity College Cambridge to train to become a psychiatrist. She owns a Manor house outside Cambridge which is known as Cunt Castle from the parties held there.
• *Timothy: I met Tim at my Blackthorn Castle 2016 New Years party. He is the twenty-five y/o son and heir of Lord D**** who lives nearby. Tim is an officer in the SAS, having graduated from the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst and Oxford and is known as “Tiny Tim” because of being very well endowed and knowing how to please women with it. Tim first appears in my entry for January 1, 2016. His step-aunt (his paternal uncle’s second wife) name is Iris and she was a ballerina with the RB
• Verity: The Duke of M****’s new mistress. A 23 y/o soloist with the première ballet company in England and headquartered in London. Her name for her appearances in my blog will be ‘Verity’ (not the name she dances under) First appears in my entry for April 12, 2015.
• Veronika: Nika to her friends is the ballerina daughter of my close Belgravia neighbor and Russian ex-pat Alexei. She asked me to help her increase her pelvic skills. She has a newly inserted Mirena IUD, wears Freed Classic pointes for performances and Gaynor Minder hard shanked pointes for ballet-sex.
• *Wards, my four: Bea 18 y/o and graduated from St Lucy’s in 2015 and will be attending Cambridge in the fall; Willow a 21 y/o Brit-chick who danced for the Royal Ballet. She is Jack’s natural daughter by an RB ballerina. When released from the company Willow danced in my ballet Co in Vegas. She graduated from UNLV. She will now be going to grad school at Cambridge in the fall of 2015; The Dryads, Bryony and Claire in their mid 20s and former dancers with the RB who are studying for Doctorates in Clinical Psychology at University College London. Previous wards were: The 20 y/o Swan twins, Odette and Odile who are the daughters of a friend who is a neighbor on Virgin Gorda in the BVIs. They began attending Cambridge in the fall of 2015 but quickly decided to return to Las Vegas where they had serious romantic relationships. Also there was a 5^th, Kassandra, Kassi, the 21 y/o daughter of the Earl of A*** who looks much like me with a Balanchine body, red hair, green eyes and who is left handed and now works as PA to Adolph a very rich dangerous man and good friend in Vegas.
• Willow: See wards. One of my wards.

PLACES:

• *Blackthorn Castle: Family seat of the Barony of Blackthorn located in Powys, in the Cambrian mountains of Wales.
• *Blackthorn House: The London residence of the Baroness Blackthorn in Eaton Square, Belgravia, London.  
• *Crag Abbey: Seat of The Duke of M**** in the mountains overlooking Loch Ness.
• *Headlong Hall: Seat of Lord A**** Father of Bryony one of the Dryads and uncle of Claire the other Dryad located north of Canterbury in Kent.
• *Lost Cove: My villa on Virgin Gorda in the BVIs.

THINGS:

·        *Dragon, the:  The two railroad cars that make up my traveling office for getting around the UK. A sleeping/office/restaurant car and a baggage supplies car that can carry two Range Rovers as well as food and fuel.

·        *Limnaea II: The Gulfstream G650 I bought several year ago before I left Las Vegas for very little cash as it was mainly repayment for a massive gambling debt to the casino I had an interest in. Limnaea II was new and had never been turned over to its original owner. It is based at Stansted outside London and earns its keep as a priority courier service mostly in Europe and the Americas. However, I have the use of it when I want to travel long distances.

·        *Sports Plug: a custom fitted vaginal plug that in version 3 can be comfortably and safety worn with a contraceptive diaphragm that covers the vulva and shaft of the clitoris to prevent fingers in the vagina by men while clubbing.