White House advisors parroting “alternate facts"

Kellyanne Wrongway counselor to and chief apologist for the 44^th resident

 White House advisors are parroting “alternate facts”:

 “One and a half million people were on the mall for the inauguration, the largest number ever!”

 “Two to five million people voted illegally in the 2016 election.”

 “Mass voter fraud in New Hampshire, people bussed in, everyone knows it.”

 The Media didn’t report on the “Bowling Green massacre.” [An event that did not occur.]

 “General Flynn has the president’s full confidence.”

 The 44^th resident himself is spreading fake news:

 “I would rarely leave the White House because there is so much work to be done.”

 The leaks are absolutely real. The news is fake.’

 "This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine,"

 “any negative polls are fake news.”