Thursday, January 14, 2010

Rectal gas asphyxiation


A Russian gray latex gas mask

Rectal gas asphyxiation: Taryn and I went on another cleanup last night. It was to re-dress the corpse and straighten up the immediate surroundings of a ballet-boy who had apparently gassed himself, one assumes unintentionally. I say unintentionally because he had recently married (in California when same-sex marriage was still legal) a lovely man 20 years older than himself and they were deeply in love. In addition, he had just taken possession of a custom fitted Mercedes sports car that cost $125,000 and no one contemplating suicide buys a $125 K car! His partner who is a well known film director was panic-stricken when he found his partner’s body and called in a chit which resulted in me (and Taryn) getting ballet-boy out of his latex encasement suit, gasmask and hoses with which he accidentally asphyxiated himself and into traditional boxing workout gear so his doctor could record the death as heart failure, which in a sense it was. We used boxing gear because the protective sparing helmet will leave much the same pattern of lividity as a gasmask if one isn’t paying close attention.

According to his partner, ballet-boy was addicted to inhaling his own rectal gas which he increased by consuming large quantities of navy beans and carbonated beverages. The major components of rectal gas in desending order by percentage are: Nitrogen, Hydrogen, Carbon dioxide, Oxygen and Methane. He would channel the gas from his anus to the standard 40 MM canister fitting on a modified Russian gray latex gasmask (similar to the one at the top of this entry) by inserting a hollow 25 mm polymer anal plug with an adaptor to fit the NATO standard 40 mm hose fitting and channel the gas through a 4 foot corrugated rubber hose into the gasmask through the canister fitting. He also had a latex rebreather bag connected to a second canister fitting. Of course the valve on the 3 leiter rebreather was closed so he was breathing his own exotic and highly toxic atmosphere. We nserted a gas analyzer into the drinking port on his mask before moving the body and there was almost no oxygen in the mask with high concentrations of methane, nitrogen and CO2. He didn’t seem to have suffered. It appears he just went to sleep and never woke up. We took off his mask and black latex Polymorphe encasement suit, booties, hood and gloves, hung the suit correctly in its storage bag and put the other items back in their boxes. We washed off the anal plug, disconnected the hoses and put the hose set back in its carrying bag and the gasmask back in its mask bag. We gave the fetish clothing and equipment that ballet-boy had been wearing to his grieving partner who received it with tears and thanks.

Gaynor Minden for sex en pointe: For comfort and support when having classic ballet sex - sex en pointe in pointe shoes rather than ballet or toe boots - we are all wearing Gaynors now because the shanks are made from an elastomeric polymer which can be easily customized with a hair dryer to give the dancer the exact arch of the shank she needs for maximum support while showing off her insteps and arches to their best advantage. Pre-arched pointes have been available for years but I’ve found that the polymer formulation in Gaynors retains the arch longer - weeks - before needing to be readjusted. Another nice thing about Gaynors, with sueded leather covering the platforms (an option) is that the shoes last a long time because the blocks don’t melt when wet with sweat. The polymer boxes and inner padding of Gaynors are great, but I think the best thing about Gaynors for pointe-sex is their unbreakable shanks that can be pre-arched so they are amazingly comfortable while allowing the wearer to relax a bit and “sit in her shoes” (to put her weight on her heels rather than on her toes over her center) while being drilled w/o shattering the shanks

Elke’s first dive-sex training encounter: Returning readers will remember that Elke is the former ballet dancer who is the Swiss school’s Mistress who will be teaching Dive-sex at the school on Lake Maggiore. She began her training course with Robin in one of the 20 ft deep training pools today. Robin said she has a strong vaginal grip and has good dive technique. The course is two weeks long, one of technique and then the instructors course which is primarily more difficult encounters and how to handle them safely for both the instructor and the individual or couple she is teaching. She has a GyneFix IUD implanted so there is no concern about pregnancy and she is using a strapless FemCap as a gas guard. It’s taken her a while to get used to inserting the FemCap before diving as she used to have underwater intercourse with a member of the German Olympic swimming team, but it was only a few times and fortunately, when she wasn’t wearing upper reproductive tract protection she had no problems. But her partner was on the small side and men with smaller erections are less likely to cause thrust hydraulics that force water or air into their partner’s cervix where it can cause infections or deadly embolisms.

3 comments:

  1. So you're saying this ballet-boy farted himself to death? There are so many ways I want to go with that, but I won't out of good taste.

    About Elke: You said the German swimmer is smallish. Would you still recommend a woman who has a smallish-equipped guy to have a gas guard in dive-sex? I mean, it's better safe than sorry, right?

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  2. I think a gas guard is a must for dive-sex regardless of the couple’s genital sizes.

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  3. I would think so, too. I mean, it's almost another form of safe sex, only on a different level.

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I'm a classically trained dancer and SAB grad. A Dance Captain and go-to girl overseeing high-roller entertainment for a major casino/resort