Pussy pads and plugs

The shaved mons veneris showing the pudendal cleft

Camel toe: “A slang term that refers to the outline of a human female's labia majora, as seen through tightly fitting clothes. Due to a combination of anatomical factors and the snugness of the fabric covering it, the crotch and pudendal cleft may take on a resemblance to the forefoot of a camel.”

Depending on the pressure material and the construction of the garment being worn camel toe can be anywhere from a turn-on to torture not to mention often highly visible while in swimsuits, tights or leggings, which often results in results in embarrassment for the woman and arousal of nearby males.

Pelvic cleavage, a plus or minus for this swim suit contestant?

The Cleft Cup: For those women not wanting to display camel toe there are soft shield products on the market to wear in the cup of a panty or swimsuit such as; the Cuchini-camel-toe-pad (“Our lips are sealed”) and Camelflage panties are two of the designs. The Cuchini requires double sided fashion tape and Camelflage comes with its own panty. What Labia Labs has come up with is a reusable soft transparent silicone shield, the Cleft Cup, which fits over and adheres to the waxed mons veneris. The silicone is air permeable (like the Lily Padz nursing pads I wear while performing so as not to stain my costumes from leaky nipples) to allows ventilation of the vulva while masking its contours. Our waitstaff in short shorts wear cleft cups and are far more comfortable and far less distracting to male customers w/o the thick seam of their shorts disappearing between their labia.

Of course Cleft Cups while excellent for concealing pelvic contours provide no protection from being groped. The waitstaff at Naughty Pleasures all work barelegged in long sleeve turtleneck leotards with thong backs and serve customers while on their toes in Gaynor Minden pointes and all need grope protection. So, each of the girls wears a Penetrator Plug, to prevent a guy with barbecue sauce on his fingers from slipping his hand under her thong and inserting them between her labia.

Naughty’s and Penetrator plugs: The need for all Naughty’s servers to wear Penetrator plugs was a decision by our casino’s medical and legal departments. We had instances of female servers getting pelvic infections from customers inserting their fingers in their vaginas and perhaps worse a loss of revenue from sexual encounters not recorded on the customer’s tab, thus leaving the casino uncompensated. So while many of the girls were already wearing Penetrators the more entrepreneurial girls had to be ‘encouraged’ to start wearing them during their shifts or start recording and charging every time they were finger-fucked. The casino isn’t opposed to casual sex with a server they just want to get their cut of her price if it occurs while she’s on the casino’s clock and using their premises. The requirement for all Naughty’s servers to be fitted with Penetrators had additional repercussions because some servers didn’t have the proper pelvic anatomy to wear one correctly and several had to be placed elsewhere in the casinos bars and restaurants. A change that didn’t go over well with the servers involved because the tips at Naughty’s are better that almost anywhere else in the casino.

A very pronounced, deep post-pubic vault is required because the locking ridge should be three-quarters of the depth of the vault (so it won’t press on the urethra and is thin enough so it won’t interfere with the thin rim of a Reflexions if the wearer has a diaphragm inserted) and fit snugly against the back of the pubic bone at the symphysis when the external cup of the plug is tight over the mons pubis.

The cam-ram: In the newer version of the Penetrator inserting a plug fitting that snugly is made far easier by a spring loaded ‘inserter’ a shaft/plunger, which the girls call a ‘cam-ram’, built into the plug. Depressing a lightly textured mound on the head of the plug pushes the cam-ram which lengthens the portion of the plug passing under the pubic bone and tilts the locking ridge so it can slip easily behind it. Releasing the plunger allows the plug to grip the wearer’s pelvis between the locking ridge behind the pubic bone and the external cup covering the mons veneris. With a properly fitted Penetrator this is a comfortable but very strong grip. To ease placement and strengthen the seal the inside of the head that cups the mons veneris is coated with DiveGel+. To remove the plug there is the same pull tab that lies flat against the perineum. The wearer depresses the cam-ram loosening the plugs grip while pulling down and forward on the removal tab and the plug should slide out. There is a distinctive wet sucking sound, ‘Thuck’, when the vacuum seal of a Penetrator is broken during withdrawal.

Since the Penetrator is made of impermeable silicone and is often worn for long intervals no air can circulate around the vulva, which can increase the likelihood of a yeast infection. Using DiveGel+, which has a biocide in it, as a sealant reduces the likelihood of getting a YI from wearing a Penetrator for extended intervals.

Business casual: I wear a Penetrator to business meetings. The business men I deal with are all at least somewhat misogynistic and most think any woman is little more than a walking cunt and a great many of them will try to finger-fuck a female colleague during business meetings. To prevent that I wear a Penetrator. I get groped and let his fingers roam, but when the man feels the head of my plug for the first time the look on his face is priceless! His eyes go wide and he whispers,“OMG! You’re wearing a plug!” After that he knows when I said no I meant it and we can get down to business. Not that I haven’t let a business colleague pull out my plug and take me after I got the contract terms I wanted. I’m not easy, but I'm a very, very good!