A 4 bead mini GyneFix frameless copper IUD
Disclaimer:
Some readers have asked me to provide medical advice. I am not a doctor. This post does not represent and should not
be considered individual medical advice.
Odette, Odile
and GyneFix: Chris, our male Gyn, decided it’s best to take the swan
twins off Beyaz and provide their contraceptive protection by a LARC (long acting
reversible contraceptive) method, the GyneFix frameless copper IUD. An
additional benefit is that it will eliminate the undesirable side effects of
contraceptive hormones and with Yasmin, Yaz and Beyaz a possibly elevated
potassium level. We have been closely monitoring the levels of contraceptive
hormones in their bloodstreams since they joined us on Virgin Gorda and found
them too low to be considered effective. And since they began their ballet
training regimen which they will be on for at least the next year or two if
they stay under my supervision it has dropped even lower. As returning readers
may recall a 28 pill pack of Beyaz contains:
- 24 pink tablets, each containing 3
mg drospirenone, 20 mcg ethinyl estradiol (EE) as and 0.451 mg
levomefolate calcium (a metabolite of vitamin B) which lowers the
risk of having rare neural tube defects in a pregnancy occurring during
Beyaz use or shortly after stopping
- 4 light orange tablets having no
contraceptive value, each containing 0.451 mg levomefolate calcium
GyneFixed:
The twins haven’t had any instances of breakthrough ovulation, that we know of,
yet, but given their embarking on intensive sexual activity Chris feels the
amounts of hormones in Beyaz are too low and with an abundance of caution he
and I want them better protected w/o them taking larger amounts of hormones. We
both think it better to have them use the mini-GyneFix, a frameless four button
copper IUD, which is effective for at least three years. When properly inserted, the GyneFix frameless
copper IUD offers several important advantages:
- High efficacy (99%)
- Efficacy does not decrease with
time
- Low expulsion rate (1%)
- Reduced bleeding (4 bead GyneFix
200 Mini)
- Reduced pain complaints
- Long duration of action (3 to 5
years)
Coming off the
pill: Taking the twins off Beyaz eliminated the likelihood of deep
vein thrombosis (DVT) from the progestin drospirenone as well as avoiding the possibility of spiking potassium
levels which could lead to heart problems. Having the twins begin
cycling naturally again will allow them to take advantage of the burst of creativity
that often accompanies a woman’s fertile interval and experience the full range
of emotions due to cyclical hormonal swings. Being off the pill should increase their
vaginal secretions during arousal and they should experience a substantial
increase in libido, not that they didn’t have healthy sex drives before. And by
trimming off the GyneFix string as Cyndi and escorts who have IUDs as well as
use cervical barriers do, they can safely wear a diaphragm or cap as flood
insurance for upper reproductive tract protection during dive-sex.
The twins went on the pill at 14 to regulate their cycles
and minimize their periods. Even when they switched to Beyaz they have had
estrogen withdrawal headaches while taking their placebo pills and some breast
pain as the estrogen from a new pack causes breast swelling both of which
should disappear as their breasts decrease a bit in size. I don’t think that
will be an issue since neither of the girls seems fixated on breast size and
they are training to perfect their ballet bodies. We don’t know for sure now that they are off
hormones if their cycles will naturally stabilize, but we should know in about
four cycles. In my case when I came off the pill it took three cycles for my
cycle to return to normal. My period is relatively comfortable and I rather
like the idea that bleeding is resetting my reproductive cycle to produce
another egg and perhaps conceive and I hope to convince the twins to glory in
their bleeding. My period is my secondary libidinal peak which is fairly common
so perhaps they will have that positive experience as well.
Fellatrix class: Next
week I’m going to begin the twins on a week of evening fellatio classes with
some of the male escort candidates. Not
that that they had never given a blow-job, they just need practice in the
nuances of the skill. Things like: massaging the frenulum with lips or tongue,
collecting ejaculate in the mouth, forcing semen into his mouth during an
afterglow kiss and how to force him to swallow it. It’s amazing how important
it is to a man to have his partner swallow his seed, so it’s important to at
least appear to enjoy swallowing regardless of the taste. Then there is the
advanced course in deep-throating; how to manage the gag reflex, breathing
during and how to keep semen from entering the lungs among other things
You said those girls have supermetabolisms ("put away quantities of food like football players w/o gaining any weight" is what you said about them). I'm wondering what those girls are like size-wise (height/weight/body dimensions)? If I were to fathom a guess, they'd be 5-foot-6, between 100 and 115 and be 34A-20-32.
ReplyDeleteHi Eric,
DeleteYou are very close… Cyndi is 5’6” and the twins are 5’7”. The twins were 34C, but I expect that to drop to a B cup since they have come of the pill. Cyndi is 115 lbs and the twins are 120 which I expect will drop several pounds as the effects of the contraceptive hormones are flushed from their bodies.
The current (fourth by some companies' count and fifth by another) generation of birth control pills have reduced the estradiol and which ever progestin substitute they are using. An unexpected consequence is unexpected pregnancies in heavier women. This indicates that either excess weight or rapid metabolism can result in lower hormone levels in the blood stream. Now that gyn's are sometimes considering weight in prescribing, perhaps they should also be considering other physical factors, such as an athletic lifestyle. We have also found an increase in the number of women who are not adjusting well to the newest pills. I still prescribe mostly third generation hormones resulting in both lower cost to the patient and side-stepping what may unintended consequences. Such as pregnancy. For over fifty years neither weight nor activity and metabolism levels have been considered. Suddenly, these are factors for the physician to consider.
ReplyDeleteComing right off the Beyaz (not my favorite) and having an IUD implanted may become an interesting exercise. It does take a few months for our bodies to adjust to the lack of artificial hormones and it takes many women four or more moths to adjust to an IUD. There may be some question from time to time which "insult" is causing adjustment problems. The switch is laudable but that is a lot of change at one time.
I never thought of teaching a blow-job class although I have certainly had many questions from young women over the years regarding exactly the issues you will be addressing. Nice idea. If you are turning out real professional sex workers at the top end of the spectrum, these are absolutely required. I will not date a man or woman who does not go down during my period; certainly paying customers have an expectation of well honed oral skills. Basic to any woman's bag of tricks. I wonder how an advert in the local paper would be received: "Bi-sexual MD teaching how to suck! From unzipping his pants to swallowing his load all aspects will be covered. Bring a male friend for practice sessions."
Hi, Jill,
ReplyDeleteI used to offer my dates a workshop on tending the soft parts. I believe I titled it, "Your needs? Who cares about YOUR needs?" My new strategy is to let a sweet man root around till he gets it right, which I reinforce by digging a high heel into his cute butt. If I want him to change lanes, so to speak, I guide him by the ears. [I may have taken a bit of poetic license, but munch---root---heels---ears pretty much sums it up.]