Friday, October 16, 2009

The girl with the platinum pussy hook


Wolford Fatal 15 tights coordinate with pussy hook and chatelaine

The girl with the platinum pussy hook: In very up-market circles in Vegas pussy hooks (vaginal hooks) are becoming a must-have accessory. At first it was the one or two fashion leaders who wore them to parties for their shock value. Now most of the trust-fund set are wearing them. Of course there is no intention for the wearer to ever be suspended by her pubic bone with the one she is wearing. The hook is just to suggest she is a lot kinkier than most of the Junior League women really are. Actually, hanging a girl with her pussy hook accessories would probably be impossible because as jewelry they are made from 18 caret gold or solid platinum which are too soft to take the weight of a 100 to 110 pound girl w/o bending and dropping her in a heap. Platinum seems to be the metal of choice at the moment as it is the most expensive and will go with most Winter colors.

As this is being written (on Friday 10-16-09) the price of a troy ounce of gold is about $1050 USD and platinum is around $1335 USD. At two ounces – or more depending on the size the wearer wants - the hook is surprisingly heavy and the external end is fastened to a matching chatelaine that is worn low, just above the swell of the hips, with the pendent chain attached by a claw latch to the hook lying against her flat hard belly. The adjustable chatelaine contains another oz of metal so as fine jewelry the hook and associated chain cost about $8,500 USD for a basic set.

Grooming etiquette: For proper display of a vaginal hook the wearer must have totally waxed pubes so that the glint of the hooks shaft is easily visible rather than being hidden in a luxuriant bush or even partially masked by a Brazilian landing strip. As vaginal jewelry a pussy hook is usually worn under a sheer seamless pair of tights like Wolford Fatal 15s. Black is usually worn with platinum and flesh and earth tones with gold. A Hook is worn under sheer seamless tights to minimize the likelihood of it getting caught on something or men fingering and trying to pull on it. Also the glint of gold or platinum protruding between the wearer’s labia beneath the gauzy veil of the wearer’s tights makes a hook look that much more mysterious and erotic. My esthetician at Body Buffers says that the requirement for sheer seamless tights and totally hairless pubes has caused a shift in the trust-fund sets grooming needs and landing strips are being ripped out as women’s interest in pussy hooks increases.

Wolford Fatal 15 Tights: Perfect for showing off a pussy hook – appearing almost nude - while still being totally covered. Fatal 15 tights are completely seamless in matt transparency with unrivalled softness, a broad waistband for a perfect fit a flat toe seam and slightly reinforced toe. An incredibly smooth appearance is derived from the high elasticity and a good fit by the use of double covered Lycra in every row. Easy to wear particularly under close-fitting garments as nothing shows through. The yarn is 17 dtex / 15 den appearance. 90% Nylon and 10% Elastane. For any one wondering what ‘dtex’ stands for it is Decitex, in textiles; measuring unit for yarn; 1 gram per 10000 meters) For a comparison Wolford Aura 5 tights are made of 6 dtex / 5 den appearance yarn.

US FDA OKs GlaxoSmithKline’s Cervarix: “LONDON -(Dow Jones)- GlaxoSmithKline said Friday that the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has approved CERVARIX [Human papillomavirus bivalent (types 16 and 18) vaccine, recombinant] for the prevention of cervical pre-cancers and cervical cancer associated with oncogenic human papillomavirus (HPV) types 16 and 18 for use in girls and young women (aged 10-25). MAIN FACTS: -CERVARIX was shown to be 93 percent efficacious in the prevention of cervical pre-cancers (cervical intraepithelial neoplasia 2+/ CIN 2+ or adenocarcinoma in situ) associated with HPV 16 or 18, in women without evidence of current infection with, or prior exposure to, the same HPV type at the time of vaccination. -The majority (approximately 75 percent) of cervical cancers in North America are caused by HPV types 16 and 18. -CERVARIX does not protect against disease caused by all HPV types. -Approximately 100 types of HPV have been identified to date and, of these, approximately 15 virus types are known to cause cervical cancer. -The FDA's approval of CERVARIX was based on data from clinical trials in more than 30 countries involving a diverse population of nearly 30,000 girls and young women receiving CERVARIX. -CERVARIX is expected to be commercially available in the U.S. in late 2009.”

Personal comment: When Cervarix becomes generally available in the U.S. the competition should drive down the price of Gardasil.

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I'm a classically trained dancer and SAB grad. A Dance Captain and go-to girl overseeing high-roller entertainment for a major casino/resort